Female products

[H2wifey]

OK Please give me your input how many of ya'll don't mind buying tampons or douche. I'm just wondering

[SnakeH2]

I don't mind buying them...they just don't do much for me.

[H2wifey]

Yeah I know they don't do much for guys but women need them.Thanks for your input .....Jinsey:)

[DRTYFN]

OK Please give me your input how many of ya'll don't mind buying tampons or douche. I'm just wondering
No problem buying tampons. Douches - No way. First of all she wouldn't have made the cut if she failed the sniff test. Now, home waxing kits - I'm all over that. And I'll make sure to get in line with the cute cashier chick.

[H2wifey]

the only reason for the douche after period just to feel clean :D

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

I buy them for my friends wives all the time...

[KenP]

OK Please give me your input how many of ya'll don't mind buying tampons or douche. I'm just wonderingDon't mind buying the tampons.

"I got a WOMAN!!!!"

[ssgharkness020147]

ATTENTION ALL: This is the best one liner of the month!!! LFMAO, DRTY. :jump: :perfect10s:




Now, home waxing kits - I'm all over that. And I'll make sure to get in line with the cute cashier chick.

[H2wifey]

I don't see what the big deal is with some guys? My husband WILL NOT buy any of that $hit, I don't get it?:confused: :rant:

[KenP]

ATTENTION ALL: This is the best one liner of the month!!! LFMAO, DRTY. :jump: :perfect10s:What if the cashier thinks it's for DRTY.:giggling:

[KenP]

I don't see what the big deal is with some guys? My husband WILL NOT buy any of that $hit, I don't get it?:confused: :rant:When a husband won't do what the wife want's him to do, all she has to do is offer him that special thing she used to do before they were married.http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/geno/blowjob.gif ;)

[DRTYFN]

the only reason for the douche after period just to feel clean :D
Uhm... that's what soap & water are for. By chance, are you of French descent?

[DRTYFN]

I don't see what the big deal is with some guys? My husband WILL NOT buy any of that $hit, I don't get it?:confused: :rant:
Hobbits are shy creatures.:jump:

[DRTYFN]

When a husband won't do what the wife want's him to do, all she has to do is offer him that special thing she used to do before they were married.http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/geno/blowjob.gif ;)
She tosses your salad?:dancingbanana:

[KenP]

She tosses your salad?:dancingbanana:http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/edoom/throwup.gif

[H2wifey]

Um.....NO I just like to douche after my period, what's wrong with that . I think it is so nasty not to douche. Soap and water only wash the outside,that is why they invented the DOUCHE a$$ hole.


Uhm... that's what soap & water are for. By chance, are you of French descent?

[H2wifey]

What's wrong, are you mad b/c you don't have anyone to buy tampons for, that's ok I'd feel left out too. :giggling:



Hobbits are shy creatures.:jump:

[jmsspratlin]

WOW! Somehow I feel like I'm the start of this crazy thread. Calm down!!! enough with the words...Use a douche for that nasty mouth!:twak: :D

[H2wifey]

Excuse me :giggling:

[jmsspratlin]

Excuse me :giggling:


Exactly.:D

[H2wifey]

:giggling: :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

[H2wifey]

Ok people more input please,but not from drtyfn:giggling:

[SnakeH2]

Why all the needed input. Are you unable to shop for yourself?

Just go to Sam's and be done with it for the next five years.:p

[Agriv8r]

Um.....NO I just like to douche after my period, what's wrong with that . I think it is so nasty not to douche. Soap and water only wash the outside,that is why they invented the a$$ hole DOUCHE.

I think you might be using it wrong...:giggling:

[DRTYFN]

Um.....NO I just like to douche after my period, what's wrong with that . I think it is so nasty not to douche. Soap and water only wash the outside,that is why they invented the DOUCHE a$$ hole.
:jump:

[BigPoppa1411]

When a husband won't do what the wife want's him to do, all she has to do is offer him that special thing she used to do before they were married.http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/geno/blowjob.gif ;)

:iagree: Now if only I could get the wife to understand this:(

[KenP]

:iagree: Now if only I could get the wife to understand this:(Well stop hitting her in the eye.:giggling:

[h2co-pilot]

:jump:

:jump::jump::jump::jump::jump:

http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27513&page=2

Jamie will buy douche for the H2 but not for the wife.:clapping:

[ChiHummer3]

:jump::jump::jump::jump::jump:

http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27513

Jamie will buy douche for the H2 but not for the wife.:clapping:

HA! HA! I forgot about that thread! :giggling:

[Field Scout]

Masingil (?spelling) is the hands down best way to get skunk odor off a sprayed dog, so I'll buy it in a heartbeat if needed, however; people look at you funny when you buy enough to coat a dog or two:giggling:

[bparker]

I dont mind buying tampoons for my woman but a DOUCHE? No way... she uses something else that keeps her "just right" :D

[H2wifey]

Oh yeah thats right no wait I bought that one too:giggling:


HA! HA! I forgot about that thread! :giggling:

[H2wifey]

:giggling:


Masingil (?spelling) is the hands down best way to get skunk odor off a sprayed dog, so I'll buy it in a heartbeat if needed, however; people look at you funny when you buy enough to coat a dog or two:giggling:

[DennisAJC]

I buy ANYTHING my wife tells me to. It does not embarrass me one bit.

Sometimes as the cashier is ringing through the tampons, I stare at her/him, give a perverted smile and whisper, "I love the wings.":D

[H2wifey]

:excited: See why can't Jamie do that ????



I buy ANYTHING my wife tells me to. It does not embarrass me one bit.

Sometimes as the cashier is ringing through the tampons, I stare at her/him, give a perverted smile and whisper, "I love the wings.":D

[H2wifey]

Ha I just read the last part of your post :giggling:

[h2co-pilot]

Sometimes as the cashier is ringing through the tampons, I stare at her/him, give a perverted smile and whisper, "I love the wings.":D

OMG! http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck15.gif

:giggling:

[SnakeH2]

I buy ANYTHING my wife tells me to. It does not embarrass me one bit.

Sometimes as the cashier is ringing through the tampons, I stare at her/him, give a perverted smile and whisper, "I love the wings.":D

I didn't know the tampooons had wings:confused:

[DennisAJC]

I didn't know the tampooons had wings:confused:

:fdance:

[ChiHummer3]

OMG!!!! :jump:

[h2co-pilot]

Oh! LMAO!!!! I thought he was talking about....

http://www.americasfanstore.com/redwingsflag.jpg


:jump::jump:

[GLBLWARMR]

Here is my contribution to the thread. And yes I buy all these items and don't even think about it.

Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating c*nt once in a while too.

[H2wifey]

HaHa :twak:


Here is my contribution to the thread. And yes I buy all these items and don't even think about it.

Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating c*nt once in a while too.

[H2wifey]

that's gross was that used?:giggling:

:fdance:

[KenP]

that's gross was that used?:giggling:No, wrong color. :eek:

[jmsspratlin]

:jump::jump::jump::jump::jump:

http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27513&page=2

Jamie will buy douche for the H2 but not for the wife.:clapping:



Damn...I was hoping that thread would not resurface. I guess I need to watch what I say more on here. Apparently people don't forget that easily.:D

[jmsspratlin]

Oh yeah thats right no wait I bought that one too:giggling:



Thanks for sticking up for me;)

[Agriv8r]

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SHEEP!

[jmsspratlin]

what do elephants use for tampons
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:D

[tower]

Here is my contribution to the thread. And yes I buy all these items and don't even think about it.

Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating c*nt once in a while too.
Too GD funny!

The vinegar douche has led to a whole new meaning for the expression "She's a little tart." :jump:

[H2wifey]

anytime for you honey:D


Thanks for sticking up for me;)

[Dug]

I would buy pons and douce if she asked me to , but i wouldnt really like it.
Why cant women power douece (sp) with the shower nozzle and some finger action?

[DennisAJC]

I would buy pons and douce if she asked me to , but i wouldnt really like it.
Why cant women power douece (sp) with the shower nozzle and some finger action?

SHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! You idiot!

If you tell them the secret pleasures of the waterjet and finger action, they'd never leave the shower.

[H2wifey]

I would buy pons and douce if she asked me to , but i wouldnt really like it.
Why cant women power douece (sp) with the shower nozzle and some finger action?


Eww finger action after the period Now that's just nasty

[DRTYFN]

Eww finger action after the period Now that's just nasty
You sound soooooo Puritanical & boring. :yawn:

[H2wifey]

What's wrong did I offend you you must do some finger action after your'e period b/c right now you sound like a whiney bit*h:giggling:

[DennisAJC]

WOAH!!!!!!!!!

I like this girl!

:jump::beerchug::jump:
Do you have photochopping skeelz? :D

[H2wifey]

Thanks:jump: :giggling:

[KenP]

WOAH!!!!!!!!!

I like this girl!

:jump::beerchug::jump:
Do you have photochopping skeelz? :D


Just pics of J will be fine.

Oh, and your bewbies.:giggling:

Sorry Jamie, couldn't resist. It's hard wired into my brain to make those requests.:D

[jmsspratlin]

Just pics of J will be fine.

Oh, and your bewbies.:giggling:

Sorry Jamie, couldn't resist. It's hard wired into my brain to make those requests.:D



It happens:D

[H2wifey]

WOAH!!!!!!!!!

I like this girl!

:jump::beerchug::jump:
Do you have photochopping skeelz? :D





No but I'd like to learn:giggling:

[KenP]

No but I'd like to learn:giggling:Just post some of those pics I asked for and we'll ALL show you.:shhh:

[H2wifey]

Just post some of those pics I asked for and we'll ALL show you.:shhh:

No Thanks :popcorn:

[DennisAJC]

No but I'd like to learn:giggling:


It's easy.

For example, the one below is an example of me putting tattoos on DRTYFN's body to make him look tough.

http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=428791#post428791

[KenP]

It's easy.

For example, the one below is an example of me putting tattoos on DRTYFN's body to make him look tough.

http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=428791#post428791LMAO!!!

[h2co-pilot]

It's easy.

For example, the one below is an example of me putting tattoos on DRTYFN's body to make him look tough.

http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=428791#post428791


Gawd :rolleyes:, I hate it when he shows off his bean.

:D:D

[H2wifey]

It's easy.

For example, the one below is an example of me putting tattoos on DRTYFN's body to make him look tough.

http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=428791#post428791

EWW


I wanna learn maybe Jamie can teach me

[jmsspratlin]

EWW


I wanna learn maybe Jamie can teach me



Sorry, I forgot how:rolleyes:

[H2wifey]

Sorry, I forgot how:rolleyes:

No you didn't, your'e just afraid of what I might do once I learn how :excited: :p :D

[H2wifey]

It's easy.

For example, the one below is an example of me putting tattoos on DRTYFN's body to make him look tough.

http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=428791#post428791


That looks like mangina :giggling:

[tower]

LMAO!!!

x2

[HeimenHummer]

I use a rolled up sleeping bag.

[jmsspratlin]

I use a rolled up sleeping bag.


okay

[DRTYFN]

No but I'd like to learn:giggling:
Learn to keep a supply of this on hand, stinky.

[H2wifey]

No thanks it would benefit you more ya know since you sleep with nasty whores:giggling:

[ChiHummer3]

No thanks it would benefit you more ya know since you sleep with nasty whores

Wow! Them's fightin' words. :giggling:
:popcorn:

[h2co-pilot]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/3336/vond0vo.jpg

[tower]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/3336/vond0vo.jpg
Bad Idea: http://www.bodyproducten.nl/upload/artikelen/bad%20en%20douche%20for%20men.jpghttp://www.austin-jennings.com/big_douch_bag.jpg

[jmsspratlin]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/3336/vond0vo.jpg


You've been PUNKED! Douche style!

[DRTYFN]

No thanks it would benefit you more ya know since you sleep with nasty whores:giggling:
Damn it!!! Your mom can't keep her mouth shut... or her legs.:fdance:

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

DAMN !!!
777 posts
about
Tampax !!!
http://www.tampax.com/images/home_circle3.jpg

[wpage]

Get that douche bag a drink!
Vinegar and water please...:grouphug:

[Agriv8r]

this whole thread smells a little fishy to me....