Check this beefy H1 out from ebay..

[NewHummerGuy]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1999-Hummer-H1-Fully-Restored_W0QQitemZ110176781940QQihZ001QQcategoryZ5 360QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[MarineHawk]

That won't fit in many single lanes I don't think. It could probably drive over medium-sized trees, but probably won't fit on many trails.

[KenP]

I don't think I'd take it on the trails, probably too fragile now.

Imagine the looks as you drove around town!!!:D

[3Hummer]

probably sick for mudding! I wonder between the normal 30inch for limit, the 6 inch lift, the snorkel, and the huge tires how much water that can ford