Got a little dirty this weekend...

[tower]

Went up to Big Bear for our "on the hill" refresher. Didn't expect to do any wheeleing, but got to drive to the ski area peaks. Pretty fun wheeling around a ski area. Nothing too serious. Smoked a jeep on my way up which had a Hi-Lift for a hood ornament :lame: :excited::excited::excited:

[CO Hummer]

Great pics. Do you have any more?

[tower]

Yes, but they're pretty similar to the ones you've already seen.

[Birdman]

Smoked a jeep on my way up which had a Hi-Lift for a hood ornament

BUWAHAAA! Yeah right.

Aren't you that guy who always posts about his wheeling prowess but never can seem to remember the trail name or take any pictures? LOL.

[tower]

Oh, yes, I am CONSTANTLY extolling my wheeling prowess. It's practically the only thing I ever post. And who the fukk are you? :fdance::fdance::fdance:

[tower]

You can see me just approaching the summit. :dancingbanana::dancingbanana::dancingbanana:

[frenzy1]

You can see me just approaching the summit. :dancingbanana::dancingbanana::dancingbanana:



:fdance: :jump: Great pic !

[tower]

Thank you, my Belgian friend. :excited:

[Birdman]

You can see me just approaching the summit.

Now that all the great humor has been accomplished on this thread can you please post some pictures of you actually wheeling your H2?

[TXSUT]

You can see me just approaching the summit.


LMFAO!!!

:jump: :jump: :jump:

[Agriv8r]

:popcorn:

[tower]

Just for you. A photo of my "wheeling prowess". :giggling::giggling::giggling: Let's all say it in unison..."'Elp,..."http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=43350&stc=1&d=1189149471
:jump::jump::jump::jump::jump::jump:

[tower]

Even a Guru can get stuck in the mud!

[timgco]

bwaaahahahaha!

...any more pics of the D90?

[tower]

2 days of guided off-roading in Moab for 2 $275
2 nights at the Moab Inn $250
A photo of me in my H2 pulling Bill Burke out PRICELESS

[tower]

More of my "prowess"! :giggling:

[tower]

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[tower]

How'd that get in there?

[tower]

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[tower]

Now that all the great humor has been accomplished on this thread can you please post some pictures of you actually wheeling your H2?So, Birdsh!t, Birdbrain or whatever the fukk you are, let's see yours. Put up or STFU! :twak::twak::twak:

[Agriv8r]

So, Birdsh!t, Birdbrain or whatever the fukk you are, let's see yours. Put up or STFU! :twak::twak::twak:


:jump: :OWNED:

[dkhummerh2]

So, Birdsh!t, Birdbrain or whatever the fukk you are, let's see yours. Put up or STFU! :twak::twak::twak:
:giggling: I think you proved him wrong!

[tower]

:giggling: I think you proved him wrong!Thanks, Darin & Vador! :D

[Birdman]

So, Birdsh!t, Birdbrain or whatever the fukk you are, let's see yours. Put up or STFU! :twak::twak::twak:

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

All you got are those photos? Sorry but reposting pictures from over 3 years ago does not count.

Where are the photos of you "smokin" that jeep? :giggling: Where are the photos of those "4 plus rated trails" you bragged about doing in Moab? NOTE: it does not count as 4+ when you take every bypass.

All I see here are some easy slickrock trails that you appear to have been winched from because you weren't able to follow the black tire tracks. :giggling:

I will post my own photos as soon as I start bragging about my wheeling prowess. ;)

[tower]

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

All you got are those photos? Sorry but reposting pictures from over 3 years ago does not count.

Where are the photos of you "smokin" that jeep? :giggling: Where are the photos of those "4 plus rated trails" you bragged about doing in Moab? NOTE: it does not count as 4+ when you take every bypass.

All I see here are some easy slickrock trails that you appear to have been winched from because you weren't able to follow the black tire tracks. :giggling:

I will post my own photos as soon as I start bragging about my wheeling prowess. ;)So, Birdsh!t, you are basically saying that you are a pussy who talks sh!t about other people's wheeling you they know nothing about it first hand and have no wheeling experience of your own and never will and consequently will never post photos. Enjoy your vicarious life. :giggling::giggling::giggling: :twak::twak::twak: You are so :OWNED: and everyone knows it. Now GFY and the Jeep you rode in on.

[timgco]

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DAMN! now that is one sweet lookin SUT!!!!! :fdance:

[tower]

DAMN! now that is one sweet lookin SUT!!!!! :fdance:You got that right, Tim!

[Birdman]

So, Birdsh!t, you are basically saying that you are a pussy who talks sh!t about other people's wheeling you they know nothing about it first hand and have no wheeling experience of your own and never will and consequently will never post photos. Enjoy your vicarious life. :giggling::giggling::giggling: :twak::twak::twak: You are so :OWNED: and everyone knows it. Now GFY and the Jeep you rode in on.


tee hee. sumbody's a wee wittle mad now? :giggling: WooHoo! even some name calling!!!

So let me get this straight. You go on one wheeling trip skipping all bypasses and tough obstacles and now you're a wheeling guru? Cool. Got it.

I'm still wondering about those 4+ rated trails. Can you post some photos and names of the trails?

By the way what's with that girlie little ~t? Is that like a cool Tower trademark or something?

[tower]

tee hee. sumbody's a wee wittle mad now? :giggling: WooHoo! even some name calling!!!

So let me get this straight. You go on one wheeling trip skipping all bypasses and tough obstacles and now you're a wheeling guru? Cool. Got it. No, idiot, Bill Burke is a wheeling guru. I don't drive a D90.

I'm still wondering about those 4+ rated trails. Can you post some photos and names of the trails?

By the way what's with that girlie little ~t? Is that like a cool Tower trademark or something?Good. Keep wondering about me. Keep concerning yourself with how many times I have been wheeling. Keep thinking I took bypasses. Keep asking for photos of my life without showing any of your own. Keep judging me and everyone else. That would be much better for you than getting a life of your own. Stupid Wannabe. You can leave any time.

[Birdman]

Good. Keep wondering about me. Keep concerning yourself with how many times I have been wheeling. Keep thinking I took bypasses. Keep asking for photos of my life without showing any of your own. Keep judging me and everyone else. That would be much better for you than getting a life of your own. Stupid Wannabe. You can leave any time.

Let's get back to "smoked a jeep", shall we?

Since you don't have any pictures of this can you at least describe how you "smoked him"? Come on. We are on a Hummer forum. People here, including me, would love to hear stories like this. Please tell!

~B

[tower]

Let's get back to "smoked a jeep", shall we?

Since you don't have any pictures of this can you at least describe how you "smoked him"? Come on. We are on a Hummer forum. People here, including me, would love to hear stories like this. Please tell!

~BSince I have more torque than a jeep and a longer wheelbase, each time we got to steeps or dry creek crossings it was easy to overtake him. If you have a jeep, you must know that. Now, go away. And get a life. :twak:

[Birdman]

Since I have more torque than a jeep and a longer wheelbase, each time we got to steeps or dry creek crossings it was easy to overtake him. If you have a jeep, you must know that. Now, go away. And get a life. :twak:

What??? Some guy was driving up obstacles are you kept "overtaking" him? What kind of wheeler passes a guy on one of these extreme obstacles (you know, the kind that requires a long wheel base and a lot of torque :giggling: ).

I don't have a jeep there ~t man. But if I did I sure as hell would get away from a dangerous weekend warrior wheeler like yourself who keeps passing guys on obstacles. LMAO. You are so full of it man!

How did you keep getting behind the Jeeper so as to keep "overtaking" him.

[tower]

What??? Some guy was driving up obstacles are you kept "overtaking" him? What kind of wheeler passes a guy on one of these extreme obstacles (you know, the kind that requires a long wheel base and a lot of torque :giggling: ). Where did I mention extreme obst

I don't have a jeep there ~t man. But if I did I sure as hell would get away from a dangerous weekend warrior wheeler like yourself who keeps passing guys on obstacles. LMAO. You are so full of it man!

How did you keep getting behind the Jeeper so as to keep "overtaking" him.Where did I mention extreme obstacles, idiot? This is a ski area. It is clear to anyone reading this exactly who is full of it. And please do get away and stay from me. Right now would be an ideal time. Don't make yourself out to be a bigger fool than you already have.

[Birdman]

Where did I mention extreme obstacles, idiot? This is a ski area. It is clear to anyone reading this exactly who is full of it. And please do get away and stay from me. Right now would be an ideal time. Don't make yourself out to be a bigger fool than you already have.

So you didn't "smoke" the jeeper on extreme obstacles. You "smoked" him on normal gravel roads or something? When do gravel roads require a long wheel base and a lot of torque?

The B.S. meter is rising quickly. Do you care to try and wiggle your way out of your double talk?

You talk like you are a moderator. Do you have more rights to post on this forum than I do? Are you a moderator or are you just a guy who just showed up a few weeks ago and now thinks he runs this forum. :giggling:

~B

[tower]

So you didn't "smoke" the jeeper on extreme obstacles. You "smoked" him on normal gravel roads or something? When do gravel roads require a long wheel base and a lot of torque?

The B.S. meter is rising quickly. That's not a B.S, meter. Didn't your parents ever explain things to you. Do you care to try and wiggle your way out of your double talk?

You talk like you are a moderator. Do you have more rights to post on this forum than I do? Are you a moderator or are you just a guy who just showed up a few weeks ago and now thinks he runs this forum. :giggling:

~BI am someone who realizes that you are too stupid to see my join date on every one of my posts. I am someone who realizes that you are too stupid and inexperienced to know that there is any terrain other than extreme obstacles and gravel roads. I am someone who realizes that you are too stupid or inexperienced to know how steep a ski area is. I am someone who realizes that you have nothing constructive to contribute to this forum, so you try to cut other people down in a feeble attempt to feel better about yourself. I am someone who is not interested in you or your opinion. I am someone who is going to bed. I am someone who will not waste any more time on you. Sorry, I know that without a life of your own, you crave the attention.:OWNED:

[Birdman]

I am someone who realizes that you are too stupid to see my join date on every one of my posts. I am someone who realizes that you are too stupid and inexperienced to know that there is any terrain other than extreme obstacles and gravel roads. I am someone who realizes that you are too stupid or inexperienced to know how steep a ski area is. I am someone who is not interested in you or your opinion. I am someone who is going to bed. I am someone who will not waste any more time on you. Sorry, I know that without a life of your own, you crave the attention.:OWNED:

Awwww. Come now. Are your feewings hurt? Would you like to call me some more names? :giggling:

So back to business. You are saying that you're out there passing fellow wheelers on obstacles (not extreme ones, but regular ones). Actually, you're not "passing" them. You're "smoking" them, right?

If this is true, as you say, you're a danger to the wheeling community. You're out there passing guys on very steep ski terrain ladened with normal sized obstacles. And you're passing them like a raving lunatic. That's not safe man.

I'm still LMAO picturing this. I'm guessing the reality is that you're out there passing some dude who is hard at work for the ski area prepping the hills for the upcoming season. While this guy stops to check the water lines you blow by him and do one of those arm pumps. "Gotcha fcker. Don't mess with an H2, fckface". BUWAHAHAHAHA!! I can still see you yelling "OWNED" out the window. That dude probably called his boss and reported you.

[Slappy White]

How'd that get in there?Isn't that the fair-weather skank with the butter teeth? She was sure a prize. I hope she gets hit by a garbage truck.

[Slappy White]

So, Birdsh!t, Birdbrain or whatever the fukk you are, let's see yours. Put up or STFU! :twak::twak::twak:
RAAARRR!!!!!! You will not question the tower of power!!!!:twak:

[Birdman]

BUHWAHAHA!!

Tower of power? It's more like tower of Little Debbies. Look at this pic I found on another thread.

Actually, It looks just like some dude I saw wheeling off trail and nearly killing ski resort employees. Should we report this guy to the National Ski Patrol or something?

[DennisAJC]

I like that picture. He's a dead ringer for Buddah except that one's white and chubbier.:jump:


Asians love our Buddah. Now you crackers can too.:giggling:

[tower]

I like that picture. He's a dead ringer for Buddah except that one's white and chubbier.:jump:


Asians love our Buddah. Now you crackers can too.:giggling:You shouldn't disrespect the Bodhisattva like that! :twak::giggling:

[Birdman]

You shouldn't disrespect the Bodhisattva like that! :twak::giggling:


Wow. You know big words!! :giggling: Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!

Are you as reckless on the slopes are you are in an H2?

[Adam in CO]

DAMN! now that is one sweet lookin SUT!!!!! :fdance:

Still my fav H2. You're still a fool for letting it go.

[Adam in CO]

Someone please post the "Arguing on the web / Retard" photo already.

[DRTYFN]

Someone please post the "Arguing on the web / Retard" photo already.
:jump:

[timgco]

Still my fav H2. You're still a fool for letting it go.

You had an infatuation with my rear bumper for some reason. I felt it was best to let it go....:giggling:

[H2R]

:popcorn:

[tower]

Wow. You know big words!! :giggling: Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!

Are you as reckless on the slopes are you are in an H2?But how does the sperm from the male birdman get into the female? How can they have intercourse without any external male organs, such as a penis? The male's sperm, produced in the testes, passes to the cloaca where it is stored until copulation (act of sex). The female also has a cloaca that leads from the ovaries. The female bird unfans her tail, moves it to one side while the male climbs up onto her back or gets close to her. Their cloacas are pressed together and the sperm moves from the male to the female. This act is called a cloacal kiss. Below is a diagram of the male and female bird sex (reproductive) organs. (Note how externally, the male is indestinguishable from the female.)http://z.about.com/d/birding/1/0/n/Z/birdsexorgans.gif

This explains so much. I've never heard of a male having penis envy before. No wonder all you can do is preoccupy yourself with me and what I can do. Sorry for giving you such a hard time. I didn't know. And just because I know how the big words scare you: In zoological anatomy, a cloaca is the posterior opening that serves as the only such opening for the intestinal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alimentary_tract), urinary (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urinary_tract), and (usually) genital tracts (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_organ) of certain animal species. The word comes from Latin, and means "sewer". All birds (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird), reptiles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptile), and amphibians (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amphibian) possess this orifice, from which they excrete both urine. feces and for the male. sperm. (A lovely cocktail. I'm sure it gets you a lot of action.) :giggling::giggling::giggling:

[Birdman]

~t,

Now that you're done attempting to deflect attention from the subject matter of the thread can you answer my questions?

Please take us through a play by play on how you smoked that Jeep. We know it involved your long wheelbase and extra torque. But can you give us more specifics on how it played out? This is a wheeling forum and people would like to hear some details.

Posting irrelevant noise only makes you look a childish teenager. Maybe you could deal with my question since it's pertinent to the thread.

[Captain of the Titanic]

Seems to me, Birdboy, that the original question was showing pictures of tower's offroading. That being done, it fell back to you to show some of interest as well.

All I've seen is a lot of BS from you and an explanation of your genital deficiency from tower.

Well, enough of this crap... I've got front row tickets to the Alice Cooper Halloween concert tonight - It's gonna KICK AZZ!!!

[working Hummer]

Geez Birdboy who stuck a cocklebur in your underwear. You asked him to show some wheeling pictures and he did. Geez you've been on this board a month and your starting arguements already? Oh here's a picture of me after wheeling.:jump: I tried passing that Jeep too.

[Birdman]

We must not stop the questioning until we get an answer.



The question remains: Is Tower a fake or not?


The fifth amendment doesn't apply at Elcova!!

[Adam in CO]

:jump:

Thanks.

[Hucky]

We must not stop the questioning until we get an answer.



The question remains: Is Tower a fake or not?


The fifth amendment doesn't apply at Elcova!!

Hes not a fake, hes a cool guy, that given a chance would help anybody here.
Not sure why there needs to be an argument here? How old are we.

Really, the people that really do the Wheeling are mostly pros and get paid for it, what we do is called a recreational hobby, its about enjoying not about bragging about how good you are.

:lame:

[MVR 155]

We must not stop the questioning until we get an answer.



The question remains: Is Tower a fake or not?


The fifth amendment doesn't apply at Elcova!!

Dude.....Enough already, quit the friggin nagging. He posted some pics, if you dont like them or think you know a thing or two..... POST SOME BETTER PICS and then talk some smack. I have not been here that long either but I do post regularly and from what I have seen TOWER knows a thing or two about these vehicles and offers help (with the occasional smart azz comment :D) so that makes him an asset here. Why come on here and attempt to stir up a bunch of crap..... when I see this I smell Troll

[TXSUT]

when I see this I smell Troll

I smell AE.

[Birdman]

I smell AE.

I'm no AE dude. I'm just a guy whos sick of seeing this tower guy brag about his exploits. Do some searching here and you'll see that he's done this for a long time. Others have a called him out on it. It won't be long and he'll start up about his affiliation with the ski patrol. LOL.

[TXSUT]

I'm no AE dude. I'm just a guy whos sick of seeing this tower guy brag about his exploits. Do some searching here and you'll see that he's done this for a long time. Others have a called him out on it. It won't be long and he'll start up about his affiliation with the ski patrol. LOL.

Sorry "dude", but my time and energy is better spent on things other than verifying the claims of e-people. ;)

[Aich Tew]

Sorry "dude", but my time and energy is better spent on things other than verifying the claims of e-people. ;)


Besides, it's best left to the professionals :shhh: