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DRTYFN
10-31-2007, 07:51 AM
One day Little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out.
He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door.

After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her.

Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the h * ll are you doing?!"

Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when its your mom is it?!"


:giggling:
DennisAJC
10-31-2007, 08:01 AM
Johnny is such a jerk.:giggling:
DRTYFN
10-31-2007, 08:09 AM
Johnny is such a jerk.:giggling:
But his Grandma is a slut.:jump:
wpage
10-31-2007, 12:38 PM
johnny=nasty boy
ChiHummer3
10-31-2007, 12:58 PM
:o
3Hummer
10-31-2007, 01:12 PM
hahahahhahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha that one was awsome
Agriv8r
10-31-2007, 04:03 PM
:jump:
DDWH
10-31-2007, 04:30 PM
LMFAO!!!!!:jump:
ssgharkness020147
10-31-2007, 04:34 PM
I've never been a big fan of little johnny until now. :jump:
Big Dad
10-31-2007, 06:17 PM
Ignoring the image of LJ/Gammy and critically analyzing the dynamics behind his communication with his father we see an illustration of the dominant emotional attachment that exists between mother and son. Which I believe confirms an assertion that once the male has been exposed to a warm "gutted rabbit" they truly do spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in it.

Now, that said...tell us about ze relationship wisz your muzzer!
Big Dad
10-31-2007, 06:19 PM
Wait...I just realized that I was asking Drty...don't tell us about the relationship!

:eek:
ROX
10-31-2007, 09:38 PM
Johnny is such a jerk.:giggling:

But his Grandma is a slut.:jump:

2 sides to every story, eh? I'm soooo never letting my kids on the internet.
RubHer Yellow Ducky
10-31-2007, 09:40 PM
I did my good friends Grandmother once...
DennisAJC
10-31-2007, 09:56 PM
I did my good friends Grandmother once...

How long did it take you to dig her up?
ROX
10-31-2007, 10:00 PM
How long did it take you to dig her up?:perfect10s: :jump::perfect10s: :jump::perfect10s:

HAHAHAAHAHHAAAA!!!!
tower
10-31-2007, 10:03 PM
LMFAO!!!!!:jump:X2 :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:
RubHer Yellow Ducky
10-31-2007, 10:05 PM
How long did it take you to dig her up?

I come quick... LOL
DennisAJC
10-31-2007, 10:08 PM
I come quick... LOL


:jump::jump::jump::jump:
tower
10-31-2007, 10:09 PM
Ignoring the image of LJ/Gammy and critically analyzing the dynamics behind his communication with his father we see an illustration of the dominant emotional attachment that exists between mother and son. Which I believe confirms an assertion that once the male has been exposed to a warm "gutted rabbit" they truly do spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in it.

Now, that said...tell us about ze relationship wisz your muzzer!Ignoring the image of LJ/Gammy and critically analyzing the dynamics behind his communication with his father we see an illustration of the dominant emotional attachment that exists between mother and son. Which I believe confirms an assertion that once the male has been exposed to a warm "gutted rabbit" they truly do spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in it.

Now, that said...tell us about ze relationship wisz your muzzer!

However, LJ is clearly displaying how children model their gender specific parents and why "Do as I say, not as I do" is a retort used by a very poor parent who does not teach by example.
bparker
11-01-2007, 04:00 PM
ROFFFFFLE :perfect10s:
Agriv8r
11-02-2007, 08:37 PM
but johnny does have a valid point...