NewHummerGuy
11-28-2007, 05:10 PM
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
> pearly gates."In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess something that
> symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a
> lighter. He flic ked it on. "It represents a candle", he said."You may pass through the pearly
> gates" S aint Peter said.The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook
> them and said, "They're bells."Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".The third man
> started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.St.
> Peter looked at the m an with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"The man
> replied, "These are Carols."
> pearly gates."In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess something that
> symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a
> lighter. He flic ked it on. "It represents a candle", he said."You may pass through the pearly
> gates" S aint Peter said.The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook
> them and said, "They're bells."Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".The third man
> started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.St.
> Peter looked at the m an with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"The man
> replied, "These are Carols."