An Amish guy and a Muslim

[NJ H2]

An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond. The Amish farmer shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have sh*t in it."The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."The Amish farmer says: "Use two hands. You'll get more." :jump:

AMISH VICTORY DANCE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EChWKaDut4E)
:clapping: :giggling: :D (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EChWKaDut4E)

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

:jump: :dancingbanana: :perfect10s: :dancingbanana: :jump:

[frenzy1]

:jump: :fdance: :perfect10s: :clapping: :twak: :dancingbanana: :giggling: :D

poor muslim !

[Big Dad]

Since I'm an educated man I must refuse to partake in "politically incorrect" humor. But the guy I used to be would have been expediting a bucket out to that so-called parched individual in need!

[tower]

Since I'm an educated man I must refuse to partake in "politically incorrect" humor. But the guy I used to be would have been expediting a bucket out to that so-called parched individual in need!What he said!:iagree::giggling:

[bparker]

Well I am an educated man as well and I would say drown the fuker in it. :fdance:

Since I'm an educated man I must refuse to partake in "politically incorrect" humor. But the guy I used to be would have been expediting a bucket out to that so-called parched individual in need!

[Big Dad]

Well I am an educated man as well and I would say drown the fuker in it. :fdance:

Agreed, but I'll be looking for work after this degree and it probably doesn't look good for a future CEO to use such terminology!

:D

[Agriv8r]

why didnt he speak english in the first place...

[bparker]

haha :beerchug:

Agreed, but I'll be looking for work after this degree and it probably doesn't look good for a future CEO to use such terminology!

:D