You know you are a true hummer driver/owner when...

[3Hummer]

figured since everything else has one of these

You know you are true hummer driver/owner when...

you guys continue!

[lennyrebel]

When your a man you drive an H2 and you ignore gas prices and everybody else that's on the road--sorry but sometimes ya gotta tell it like it is instead of sugar coating it for the women and all the other nerds out there. The REBEL and proud of it

[3Hummer]

when...you prefer driving your car around full of mud :) and you claim man made global warming is a myth

[jmsspratlin]

....when people give you ugly looks and always talk about what a waste the Hummer is. This is when I merge into other lanes:fdance:

[tower]

When people flag you down just to tell you how much they hate your car. :fdance: Wear it like a medal! :beerchug:
:dancingbanana::dancingbanana::dancingbanana::danc ingbanana::dancingbanana::dancingbanana::dancingba nana::dancingbanana:

[Badace]

when...you prefer driving your car around full of mud :) and you claim man made global warming is a myth

Global Warming is TRUE. You can't see how we are breaking temperature records Every Day? We have a Drought in the South East? We have Fires in the West? We have days of 23 hours of Sun light in Alaska? Our dogs bark at cars 1.2 times per hour than they did last year? I get sun burned in the summer. My kid sweats when he runs.


Oh That crap happenned before this decade. Nevermind. Global Warming is BS I guess. But What do I know. It seems the Libs have all the answers. I am just killing this earth every time I break wind. I quess I better stop farting. Maybe I can bottle it and the Global warming enthusiasts can study its effects on the atmosphere.

And screw the endangered species that are dying off because of any change in Temp. They died off before us too. If they can't handle the heat, get out of my Four Wheel Drive's Kitchen.


But then again, If I say what about the ice age in the 70's that you predicted, you would say us Repubs stemmed it off with our emmissions. So should we not get any credit for that?

[3Hummer]

Global Warming is TRUE. You can't see how we are breaking temperature records Every Day? We have a Drought in the South East? We have Fires in the West? We have days of 23 hours of Sun light in Alaska? Our dogs bark at cars 1.2 times per hour than they did last year? I get sun burned in the summer. My kid sweats when he runs.


Oh That crap happenned before this decade. Nevermind. Global Warming is BS I guess. But What do I know. It seems the Libs have all the answers. I am just killing this earth every time I break wind. I quess I better stop farting. Maybe I can bottle it and the Global warming enthusiasts can study its effects on the atmosphere.

And screw the endangered species that are dying off because of any change in Temp. They died off before us too. If they can't handle the heat, get out of my Four Wheel Drive's Kitchen.


But then again, If I say what about the ice age in the 70's that you predicted, you would say us Repubs stemmed it off with our emmissions. So should we not get any credit for that?

i didnt mean to offend anyone there sorry.

[KenP]

I am just killing this earth every time I break wind. I quess I better stop farting. Maybe I can bottle it and the Global warming enthusiasts can study its effects on the atmosphere.I really need to stop eating poultry.

I can crush entire neighborhoods.:jump:

[Adam in CO]

When you're turn signal is a warning and not a request.

[BlueTJCO]

When your penis erect, is smaller than your thumb......:fdance:

[SnakeH2]

Global Warming is TRUE.

Yup. DFW is the cause.

[DRTYFN]

When your penis erect, is smaller than your thumb......:fdance:
I've got a 14" thumb. :jump:

Btw, you sit down to pee.:fdance:

[frenzy1]

when you rub your hummer more than you rub your wife !

[frenzy1]

think I need some tissue right now !:fdance:

http://hummertruckworld.tenmagazines.com/gallery/Frenzy/77642.jpg

[devilsfan]

You actually have to check out parking deck clearance heights.

You feel discrimination at Sonic and the bank drive-through.

Stacy

[bparker]

When you are driving down the road and encounter something that most people dodge and go around and you are excited its something to just run over or climb over :D

[Big Dad]

I think it's when you really don't give a rats a$$ about what anyone else fuking drives or thinks!

[Hummer Aficionado_VT]

:perfect10s: When you're turn signal is a warning and not a request.
LOL

[3Hummer]

when your excited to hear that roads might get flooded

[jmsspratlin]

when your excited to hear that roads might get flooded



or iced over:beerchug: Although I don't believe it will happen hear in FL

[Yetti]

you know your a true hummer owner...when you can't call into work because of snow because they know better.

[tower]

When your penis erect, is smaller than your thumb......:fdance:Moonie, not everyone's thumb spends as much time next to their erect penis as yours! :jump:

[jmsspratlin]

Moonie, not everyone's thumb spends as much time next to their erect penis as yours! :jump:
Gives a whole new meaning to "thumb up your a$$"

[mikejr]

When you're turn signal is a warning and not a request.

Great one!....

[wpage]

When your dream of owning one from your vision became a reality. . .:beerchug:
And it was GOOD

[Big Dad]

When you're turn signal is a warning and not a request.

I think...this one seems like the funniest thus far.

:jump: