JESSICA SIMPSON

[h2co-pilot]

:mad: IS THE FUKKING YOKO ONO OF THE COWBOYS!!!!!!:mad:

:rant:........... :rant:.......... :rant:.......... :rant:............. :rant:

[Big Dad]

She's a hottie!

[Badace]

I vote Roy Williams as the Bill Buckner of the Cowboys. He has no football smarts what so ever. Horse Collaring, No pass covering, getting run over and falling backward tackling POS!

As far as Jess: I would yoko her ono.

[Hummer Aficionado_VT]

As far as Jess: I would yoko her ono.
LMAO!!!

[DRTYFN]

:mad: IS THE FUKKING YOKO ONO OF THE COWBOYS!!!!!!:mad:

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Romo:OWNED: by the poon.

[frenzy1]

She's a hottie!

YES !
:perfect10s:

[tower]

The big difference is, if given the opportunity, most of us would do Jessica. :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana:

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

[quote=tower]The big difference is, if given the opportunity, most of us would do Jessica. :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana:

I thought you were a vegin !!!

[frenzy1]

[quote=tower]The big difference is, if given the opportunity, most of us would do Jessica. :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana:

I thought you were a vegin !!!


what's a veggie ??? :jump:

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

[quote=RubHer Yellow Ducky]


what's a veggie ??? :jump:

you know, like a pizza without anchovies...:jump:

[h2co-pilot]

No doubt she's cute/hot/humpable, and you guys want her.

But that's what I'm saying, she needs to stay away from the games. :twak:

Defense was great. The offensive line gave him a great pocket throughout (until they got tired in the 4th), he was choking and she was the variable. End of story, Yoko yoko....

[SnakeH2]

Last time Romo had such a piss poor game is when his last girlfriend came to watch. Some Idol chick.

:giggling:

[NewHummerGuy]

Last time Romo had such a piss poor game is when his last girlfriend came to watch. Some Idol chick.

:giggling:


Carrie Underwear.......GRRRRRRRR baby:fdance:

[DRTYFN]

She makes my pants tight.:jump:

[Big Dad]

She makes my pants tight.:jump:

Wow...uhhhhhhhhhhh...did you say something?!

[tower]

The big difference is, if given the opportunity, most of us would do Jessica. :dancingbanana::dancingbanana::dancingbanana:

I thought you were a vegin (sp. vegan)!!!Nope, vegetarian. That just means I don't kill it before I eat it![quote=h2co-pilot]No doubt she's cute/hot/humpable, and you guys want her.

But that's what I'm saying, she gave him a great pocket throughout (until she got tired), she was choking and he was viable. End of story.:clapping::jump:


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http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=45299&d=1197871237:dancingbanana::dancingbanana::dancing banana:

[Badace]

] means I don't kill it before I eat it![

It is Spelled Vagitarian. Vag.

[KenP]

I'd do her.:D

[tower]

I'd do her.:D:jump::jump::jump::jump::jump:

[devilsfan]

Please do. Maybe she'll catch some awful disease and then she'll be away from Romo. Definitely screwing up his vibe. Damn b*tch.

Stacy

[KenP]

Please do. Maybe she'll catch some awful disease and then she'll be away from Romo. Definitely screwing up his vibe. Damn b*tch.

StacyShe wouldn't catch anything from me, but a mouthful of luvin'.:giggling: :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

[NewHummerGuy]

She wouldn't catch anything from me, but a mouthful of luvin'.:giggling: :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

I hear a preggo woman coming to kick your A$$ right............................. about............................... NOW :twak: :jump:

[Badace]

Please do. Maybe she'll catch some awful disease and then she'll be away from Romo. Definitely screwing up his vibe. Damn b*tch.

Stacy

How can you like the Boys and the Devils? They are like polar opposites. Its Good and Evil. The onlything good about the Devils is Langenbrunner.

Go Stars! Go Cowboys! Go Jessica! (To my house and turn off the lights because I think Tony will be there to meet you in the dark)

[Badace]

I hear a preggo woman coming to kick your A$$ right............................. about............................... NOW :twak: :jump:


She ain't gots to know about it now does she?

[DRTYFN]

I'd do her.:D
Oh... you're dead.:giggling: :jump: :jump:

[wpage]

#9 meet the Dukes of Hazzard County!

[Agriv8r]

i would do her with pam holding the camera....

[devilsfan]

The onlything good about the Devils is Langenbrunner.

Umm, Brodeur, dumbass? Turco can only have wet dreams about reaching those stats.

Cowboys fan by birth, Devils fan by marriage.

Stacy

[tower]

I'd do her.:DWhen Ken said this, he was referring to the photo of H2c-p weren't you, Kenny? (Work with me on this.) :D:D:D

[Badace]

Umm, Brodeur, dumbass? Turco can only have wet dreams about reaching those stats.

Cowboys fan by birth, Devils fan by marriage.

Stacy


Turco sucks. I meant to say the only thing good about the Devils is Langenbrunner because he was a star. Brodeur may be amazing in the pipes but he is still a devil which makes him bad. That said, I would give you Turco for Brodeur. (I would also include everyone else)

[DRTYFN]

When Ken said this, he was referring to the photo of H2c-p weren't you, Kenny? (Work with me on this.) :D:D:D
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[DRTYFN]

I do some seriously naughty things to her.
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[bparker]

And from Texas ;)

She's a hottie!

[tower]

45321Hey, at least I'm kissing something! :fdance:

[DRTYFN]

Hey, at least I'm kissing something! :fdance:
Ohhhhh.... I've got so many pictures that would be perfect for this opportunity.:jump:

[h2co-pilot]

I vote Roy Williams as the Bill Buckner of the Cowboys. He has no football smarts what so ever. Horse Collaring, No pass covering, getting run over and falling backward tackling POS!

.

Suspended.

BTW, Ken will MIA for a little while.;):D

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Suspended.

BTW, Ken will MIA for a little while.;):D

was it good and did you scream !!!

[Badace]

Suspended.

BTW, Ken will MIA for a little while.;):D


Ken Suspended?

I think the Suspension of Roy will help the D immensely. He is fixing to get exposed to the NFL Network Audience Saturday. Too bad Gumbel will be doing the game. He is too much of a dumbass to notice Roy's negative impact to point it out.

[Field Scout]

I do some seriously naughty things to her.
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How come none of you with the skill and ability have made a post of some quality Jessica Simpson pics to the Shed? theres got to be some out there.
Tic toc times a wastin:excited: :D

[DRTYFN]

How come none of you with the skill and ability have made a post of some quality Jessica Simpson pics to the Shed? theres got to be some out there.
Tic toc times a wastin:excited: :D
Sorry, but she hasn't lowered herself to Paris/Britney whoredom yet.

[tower]

She must shave daily, like me! :giggling:
(No not down there. :twak: My face!)

[h2co-pilot]

Ken Suspended?

I think the Suspension of Roy will help the D immensely. He is fixing to get exposed to the NFL Network Audience Saturday. Too bad Gumbel will be doing the game. He is too much of a dumbass to notice Roy's negative impact to point it out.

I hate Gumbel.:raar:

was it good and did you scream !!!

No but Ken yelped a few times, it was good for me!!:jump:

[Badace]

I hate Gumbel.:raar:



No but Ken yelped a few times, it was good for me!!:jump:


He did go helmet to helmet against a defenseless Tight End. Speaking of Tight End, boy Towers pics put Jess in a whole new perspective for me. It's ok honey, you can come over my house and watch the game. I think after the game Tony will be in the dark room in the back. (Naked) Why don't you join him. He's being quiet. So just go with it. Don't mind the gut. He is feeling a little bloated from the game.

[Big Dad]

WTF? I thought this thread was about Jessica! If you're going to discuss other things, why not post some pics of her in your messages for our viewing pleasure!

:giggling:

[Badace]

WTF? I thought this thread was about Jessica! If you're going to discuss other things, why not post some pics of her in your messages for our viewing pleasure!

:giggling:


My pics are not as revealing as Towers. He set the bar. :crying:

[Badace]

She mus shave daily, like me! :giggling:
(No not down there. :twak: My face!)


What Evur... We Know you have a shaved Eifel Tower in your Crotchal Region. You obviously love France with your Ode to their national landmark TOWER. :D

[Adam in CO]

Tower is a BIG fan.

[Badace]

Tower is a BIG fan.

Man that Pic is hilarious.

[Big Dad]

Tower is a BIG fan.

Holy crap!!!!!!!!!!

:giggling: :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

[Agriv8r]

:iagree:

[tower]

What Evur... We Know you have a shaved Eifel Tower in your Crotchal Region. You obviously love France with your Ode to their national landmark TOWER. :DTower is a BIG fan.http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=45332&stc=1&d=1198005505 http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/11/22nov28-get-the-picture.jpg
My last name translates to "tower" in English, you dufi!

[DRTYFN]

I thought it meant "...alp...ahm bobbin'...."


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