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DRTYFN
01-07-2008, 06:22 AM
An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond.

The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen"
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have messed in it."

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."

The Amish man says: "Use two hands, you'll get more."


:giggling:

frenzy1
01-07-2008, 07:26 AM
RACIST INFIDEL !!!




















































:perfect10s: :jump: :fdance: :beerchug: :giggling: :dancingbanana: :D

wpage
01-07-2008, 12:53 PM
Natural Selection:beerchug:

Mr_Pat
01-07-2008, 05:00 PM
:clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :perfect10s:

KenP
01-07-2008, 05:13 PM
Wow, I've NEVER heard that before.:raar:

Link to the original you lazy, non-checking, reposting, panzy arse mommy's boy. (http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31219&highlight=speak+English) :giggling:

45738

frenzy1
01-07-2008, 05:48 PM
Wow, I've NEVER heard that before.:raar:

Link to the original you lazy, non-checking, reposting, panzy arse mommy's boy. (http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31219&highlight=speak+English) :giggling:

45738


JOKES LIKE THIS MUST BE REPOSTED !!

Agriv8r
01-07-2008, 05:54 PM
:excited:

DRTYFN
01-07-2008, 06:29 PM
Wow, I've NEVER heard that before.:raar:

Link to the original you lazy, non-checking, reposting, panzy arse mommy's boy. (http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31219&highlight=speak+English) :giggling:

45738
I don't pay attention to NJ.:giggling: :fdance: :jump:

NJ H2
01-08-2008, 05:12 PM
I don't pay attention to NJ.:giggling: :fdance: :jump:
:fdance::fdance::fdance::jump:

RubHer Yellow Ducky
01-08-2008, 06:45 PM
http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=45754&stc=1&d=1199808723

is this a unchopped picture of drty !!!

Agriv8r
01-08-2008, 07:20 PM
i would like to solve the puzzle........is it "go fack yoursalf" dont know what it means, but did i win...........