ATTN: tower

[DRTYFN]

You poor pathetic, butthurt, fat vegetarian. It's pretty obvious that it's you trying to sign me up for junk mail. It's even better that the email I gave to you was an alias that ONLY you have. You might want to use one that don't send an IP description of the computer used: Custom 1: 76.172.75.231 Oh... that IP matches yours. You =:OWNED:

Now it's my turn to play Screw You.

[wpage]

Ohhh:twak:

[ssgharkness020147]

Isn't signing someone up for spam illegal?

[ZigsRig]

if i make fun of him and his top heavy physique, are my comments going to get deleted again? :jump:

[Marcmedic]

You poor pathetic, butthurt, fat vegetarian. It's pretty obvious that it's you trying to sign me up for junk mail. It's even better that the email I gave to you was an alias that ONLY you have. You might want to use one that don't send an IP description of the computer used: Custom 1: 76.172.75.231 Oh... that IP matches yours. You =:OWNED:

Now it's my turn to play Screw You.

How in the hell does that happen????

[DRTYFN]

How in the hell does that happen????
I don't know. But he's got a Hindenburgh sized gut that's rock hard. I worked with a guy that was just like that and he ate red meat like tomorrow was the End of the World and he was an alcoholic. Not that Mr. "I'm a world famous ski patrol dude"(:rolleyes:) is, but I'm just saying.:jump:

[CO Hummer]

How in the hell does that happen????

Lotsa cheese and Krispy Kremes will do it. :jump:








All Tower had to do was shut his mouth about 10%. DRTY was unbelievable patient with him, more so than I'd ever be. But he came here, posted a ton in two months, and developed some ill-conceive notion that he was the king of Elcova. LMAO. I knew it would come to this.

[DRTYFN]

Yep. All he had to do was get a clue from his first partial 1 day vacation. When he got unbanned his mouth got even bigger(not sure how that happened) and his know-it-all attitude ran amok.
Long story short, on one of his next bannings he started whining in emails to other people to "please lobby for poor poor me". Now he thinks registering one of my alias emails up for spam is going to somehow break me??? Listen up, you fat loaf of a chiseling whining bitch - YOU, and you alone, did this to yourself. You went from a 1 week to a 1 month to a 6 month to a 1 year to a permaban.
And to think I felt bad for you and invited you back after you'd been run off before for being a liar.



I wonder if it's possible to prosecute someone for causing a massive stroke over the innerturd web?:dancingbanana: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

[Eric Lynch]

Is that the guy that got:OWNED:by lying about which 4+ trails he'd done in Moab? I thought he died of AIDS?

[DRTYFN]

Yes, and he's the guy that stood by impotently with his hands in his pockets when some old guy passed out on the sidewalk right outside the dinner in Moab. But tower was more interested in getting back to stuffing his face than showing everyone what a "high profile" super-duper rescue ace he was.:OWNED:

[CO Hummer]

DRTY,
I think we should un-ban him. How in the world are we going to get enough wheeling pictures on this forum without him? :giggling:

Dang it. All this talk about Tower has me jonesing for a stick of Velveeta. :jump:

[DRTYFN]

Banned = no access to something he wants.:fdance:

Plus, he's already crossed the line with the email stuff. He should check out the Woodshed. oh.... I almost forgot - he's IP banned.:jump: :jump:

[CO Hummer]

He should check out the Woodshed.

Haha!

If we had a Foodshed, he's be calling Jason every hour to get back on. :jump:

[CO Hummer]

LMAO.

I just had to post this creative masterpiece here because it deserves some exposure. Who did this? :giggling:


http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=45868&stc=1&d=1200040800

[DRTYFN]

:shhh:

[Marcmedic]

LMAO.

I just had to post this creative masterpiece here because it deserves some exposure. Who did this? :giggling:


http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=45868&stc=1&d=1200040800

My Eyes!!! Why did I even look at it?!?!? :twak:

[frenzy1]

My Eyes!!! Why did I even look at it?!?!? :twak:
same here !:crying:

[wpage]

My eyes are burning and now turning into a pillar of salt:beerchug:

[DRTYFN]

How do you guys think poor H2Blondie felt? She's still traumatized.

[ssgharkness020147]

How do you guys think poor H2Blondie felt? She's still traumatized.

Speaking of that, what ever happened to those love birds. Sounds like the never tied the knot.

[DRTYFN]

Speaking of that, what ever happened to those love birds. Sounds like the never tied the knot.
Rumor has it that he was abusive and tried to bring other men into their bedroom for his pleasure.




Keep sending those emails, fatso.:fdance: :fdance: :fdance:

[Agriv8r]

LMAO.

I just had to post this creative masterpiece here because it deserves some exposure. Who did this? :giggling:


http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=45868&stc=1&d=1200040800

to post something like this is just wrong.....

[DRTYFN]

to post something like this is just wrong.....
He does have some f'ed up manboobs.

[DennisAJC]

LMAO.

I just had to post this creative masterpiece here because it deserves some exposure. Who did this? :giggling:


http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=45868&stc=1&d=1200040800




If I had to choose, I would pick the guy in the photo hanging on the wall.:jump:

[jmsspratlin]

WOW, I hate I missed this. That's very sad to hear that someone passed out and he did not do anything about it? I thought he was somehow in the medical field? That is against the law....period! If all that is true..that is def sad. I had no ill will toward him, but this thread is funny, and seems a bit childish that someone would sign DRTY up fr email spam...like someone said...thats illegal!

[ssgharkness020147]

Rumor has it that he was abusive and tried to bring other men into their bedroom for his pleasure.


Wow. Thats gross. :eek:

[Agriv8r]

drty should be banned because everytime there is a new post to this thread you have to go through that picture again...i know you can go straight to the last post, but if you back up to far....barf...there goes lunch again.....

[DRTYFN]

drty should be banned because everytime there is a new post to this thread you have to go through that picture again...i know you can go straight to the last post, but if you back up to far....barf...there goes lunch again.....
CO was the one that posted it first. Blame him.:fdance:

[Agriv8r]

CO was the one that posted it first. Blame him.:fdance:

your right, i apologize, NOW BAN CO BECAUSE I JUST SAW IT AGAIN CHECKING TO SEE WHO WAS FIRST.........:jump:

[CO Hummer]

NOW BAN CO BECAUSE I JUST SAW IT AGAIN CHECKING TO SEE WHO WAS FIRST.........:jump:

You are so busted. We know you "just saw it again" because you can't keep your eyes off it. :jump:

[DRTYFN]

20 junk emails from fatty this morning. I wonder what tower's supervisors are going to say when they're notified of his actions? :OWNED:

[Agriv8r]

You are so busted. We know you "just saw it again" because you can't keep your eyes off it. :jump:

you should see it as a background.....tiled.......its worse....:twak:

[DRTYFN]

Ruh rohhhhh!!!! I can just imagine tower whining to the judge that he can't do any community service because he's all stroked out.:jump:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/06/10/spam_harrassement_lawsuit/

[DennisAJC]

I think Tower should just take his licks and take comfort in the fact that his banishment might be shorter than he thinks.


His tactics will only get other people involved and that wouldn't work in his favor.

[KenP]

I think Tower should just take his licks and take comfort in the fact that his banishment might be shorter than he thinks.


His tactics will only get other people involved and that wouldn't work in his favor.x2

[CO Hummer]

I think he should keep fighting!

He's been sending me candid photos of DRTY in his pirate outfits. But I told him I've already posted a few of them here. :giggling:

[KenP]

IHe's been sending me candid photos of DRTY in his pirate outfitsYou both need to go bye, bye...:D

[DRTYFN]

I think Tower should just take his licks and take comfort in the fact that his banishment might be shorter than he thinks.


His tactics will only get other people involved and that wouldn't work in his favor.
That fat pussy is never coming back. Never ever ever. Honestly, I'm ashamed I asked him back. Should have known better that he'd still be a piece of sh*t. My friend that was an Olympic ski coach knows most everybody in the ski industry so it'll be fun to hear what opinions people in Bear Valley have to say about "Mr. High Profile".:jump: :jump: :jump:

[CO Hummer]

Honestly, I'm ashamed I asked him back.

Did you make him promise that he'd have to disclose the location of those hard-core Moab trails upon his return? :giggling:

[NewHummerGuy]

That fat pussy is never coming back. Never ever ever. Honestly, I'm ashamed I asked him back. Should have known better that he'd still be a piece of sh*t. My friend that was an Olympic ski coach knows most everybody in the ski industry so it'll be fun to hear what opinions people in Bear Valley have to say about "Mr. High Profile".:jump: :jump: :jump:


"My friend that was an Olympic ski coach knows most everybody in the ski industry so it'll be fun to hear what opinions people in Bear Valley have to say about "Mr. High Profile"."

Well well well..........who is Mr HIGH Profile now hmmmmmmmm??????

:jump: kidding:D

[jmsspratlin]

"My friend that was an Olympic ski coach knows most everybody in the ski industry so it'll be fun to hear what opinions people in Bear Valley have to say about "Mr. High Profile"."

Well well well..........who is Mr HIGH Profile now hmmmmmmmm??????

:jump: kidding:D



:giggling:

[DRTYFN]

"My friend that was an Olympic ski coach knows most everybody in the ski industry so it'll be fun to hear what opinions people in Bear Valley have to say about "Mr. High Profile"."

Well well well..........who is Mr HIGH Profile now hmmmmmmmm??????

:jump: kidding:D
:raar: ;) :jump:

[MDimitri]

My Eyes!!! Why did I even look at it?!?!? :twak:

OMG!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!! DUDE, SOME WARNING NEXT TIME!!!!

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_20_7.gifhttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_20_7.gifhttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_20_7.gifhttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_20_7.gifhttp://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_20_7.gif

[DRTYFN]

HAHAHA!!!!! There is a very high probability that tower has tasted man meat smothered in his own butt sauce.:OWNED: :OWNED: :OWNED: :OWNED:
I knew it.:fdance: :fdance: :fdance:

[3Hummer]

HAHAHA!!!!! There is a very high probability that tower has tasted man meat smothered in his own butt sauce.:OWNED: :OWNED: :OWNED: :OWNED:
I knew it.:fdance: :fdance: :fdance:

and you guys call me immature?! :notallthere:

[DennisAJC]

and you guys call me immature?! :notallthere:

I've had just about enough of your disrespectful attitude.

[3Hummer]

im terribly sorry oh grateful one. Without you i have no idea what i would be doing! i love all you guys, you have shown me and are showing me the ways (if there was meditating smily id insert it here) :grouphug:

[DennisAJC]

im terribly sorry oh grateful one. Without you i have no idea what i would be doing! i love all you guys, you have shown me and are showing me the ways (if there was meditating smily id insert it here) :grouphug:


That's more like it.





You punk.:jump:

[DennisAJC]

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUN AND HIDE!!!!


I ......DON'T.....THINK....:crying:....I......CAN... ......KEEP........THE.......

BANNISHMENT.......DOOR..:crying:..OPEN.....ANY.... ..LON...:crying:....GER.............HIDE.......HID E.......BEFORE.....THE........ DRTY....ONE....SEES...:crying:....YOU.....

[Big Dad]

That was photo-chopped? :orly:

[CO Hummer]

Dang. I was on a plane and missed the un-caging of Tower.

Did you he go after Gooey Gaybob?

Did he get any more gay guys to hover around his hospital bed?

Did he disclose the 4+ trails that he allegedly ran in Moab?

[DRTYFN]

Dang. I was on a plane and missed the un-caging of Tower.

Did you he go after Gooey Gaybob? Gooey is straight.

Did he get any more gay guys to hover around his hospital bed?See Woodshed

Did he disclose the 4+ trails that he allegedly ran in Moab?Unpossible

He should go back to pretending to be a physically fit ski patrol god.:jump:

[CO Hummer]

He should go back to pretending to be a physically fit ski patrol god.:jump:

LMAO. I'd bet $100 that he's one of those weekend warrior ski patrols dudes. The get hired to create a presence on the slopes, but don't do jack. They are given free ski passes in exchange for basically being babysitters, watching for injured skiers, etc. When they seen trouble, they call in the real help. They are no different than mall security guards.

[DennisAJC]

Dang. I was on a plane and missed the un-caging of Tower.

Did you he go after Gooey Gaybob?

Did he get any more gay guys to hover around his hospital bed?

Did he disclose the 4+ trails that he allegedly ran in Moab?

Yes to all. But someone deleted them.

[CO Hummer]

Yes to all. But someone deleted them.

Are they permanently deleted or did someone someone 'soft' delete them? :giggling:

[DRTYFN]

Yes to all. But someone deleted them.
Ries & faprications.:fdance:

[CO Hummer]

OK guys, all kidding aside........

I've met this really hot chick at work and I'd like to get her to interested in me. I'm 5'4" tall and about 260 lbs.

How can I convince her that I'm not a fat and in really good shape. I need some help here.

[DennisAJC]

OK guys, all kidding aside........

I've met this really hot chick at work and I'd like to get her to interested in me. I'm 5'4" tall and about 260 lbs.

How can I convince her that I'm not a fat and in really good shape. I need some help here.

:jump:

[CO Hummer]

Granted, my belly is around 48". But it's friggin' tight, man. You can bounce quarters off it.

[DennisAJC]

I am just freakin dyin over here.:jump:

[DRTYFN]

:giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

[CO Hummer]

Why do I constantly feel like we're being watched by an irate vegan walrus. :jump:

[DennisAJC]

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[CO Hummer]

WoooHooo. Towerspin 2K8.

:jump: :jump: :jump:

[SnakeH2]

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:giggling: :beerchug:

[H2Blondie]

I'd bet $100 that he's one of those weekend warrior ski patrols dudes. The get hired to create a presence on the slopes, but don't do jack. They are given free ski passes in exchange for basically being babysitters, watching for injured skiers, etc. When they seen trouble, they call in the real help. They are no different than mall security guards.

Who was the bet with, and where do you collect. Unless things have changed since the 2005-2006 season, he's a volunteer ski patrol that's required to work something like 10-15 days each season.

[CO Hummer]

Who was the bet with, and where do you collect. Unless things have changed since the 2005-2006 season, he's a volunteer ski patrol that's required to work something like 10-15 days each season.


Bingo!!!!!!!!

TowerK8 has been.......
:OWNED: :OWNED: :OWNED:

[Ardennes]

The Mickey song in a whole new light. :eek:

:jump:

[Karsun]

Who was the bet with, and where do you collect. Unless things have changed since the 2005-2006 season, he's a volunteer ski patrol that's required to work something like 10-15 days each season.

I just spit out my Diet Pepsi Max.:giggling:

[H2Blondie]

You mean he hadn't told y'all that?

[DRTYFN]

He's told anyone that will listen or open a PM from him that he's the superest ski patrolling stud in the world. Me thinks he's a man pole bobber. And I also think he's only a vegetarian on Thursday afternoons.:OWNED: :OWNED: :OWNED:

[DRTYFN]

I can tell he's pissed right now because of the spam email activity in that particular inbox. :OWNED: :OWNED: :OWNED: :OWNED: :OWNED:

[CO Hummer]

So what's the latest? Is he out wheeling? Has he joined overeater's anonymous? Is he on top of Lion's Back? Is he running in the Special Olympics?

[Stone Cold]

Eating vegetarian man beef and working on his abs. Gay fat f&ck.

[Kellen]

Where art thou oh my little chubby love muffin? :(

[Marcmedic]

Is he ever coming back??? :crying: :popcorn:

[CO Hummer]

Well the update on Tower is that he is now in Moab and he made exactly zero friends and about 100 enemies.

That moron has pissed everyone off and is even more of an idiot than anyone ever imagined.

We have some gooooood stories to tell in due time. I can't wait to give him a big hug went I get out there.

[Stone Cold]

Well the update on Tower is that he is now in Moab and he made exactly zero friends and about 100 enemies.

That moron has pissed everyone off and is even more of an idiot than anyone ever imagined.

We have some gooooood stories to tell in due time. I can't wait to give him a big hug went I get out there.
I can't believe you didn't slug his palsied ass. I'm not sure how I've managed not to.:jump:
http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33465

[Big Dad]

I'm surprised he went....

:popcorn:

[Marcmedic]

I'm surprised he went....

:popcorn:

Stupidity knows no limits.