H2Blondie-Show up here and you'll be BANNED

[DennisAJC]

She gets no such immunity. :jump:


I feel banishment hoovering over my head.:D

[frenzy1]

:twak: :beerchug: :jump:

[DRTYFN]

She gets no such immunity. :jump:


I feel banishment hoovering over my head.:D
She is pardoned. Don't make me wrinkle all of your freshly done laundry.:fdance: :jump:

[CO Hummer]

This is becoming the softest forum on the net. Sheesh. :rolleyes:

[wpage]

Did the Gov call with the pardon:drama:

[KenP]

She gets no such immunity. :jump:


I feel banishment hoovering over my head.:DWhat, are you afraid your brain will be vacuumed out?:giggling:

[Ardennes]

:popcorn:

[H2Blondie]

What exactly did I do to get banned?:confused:

Are you just taking up for your buddy, Tower? Give me a break! Everything that happened to him was due to choices he made with all that "medical" knowledge he claims to have. He disregarded what doctors who actually graduated from med school recommended.

[DennisAJC]

What exactly did I do to get banned?:confused:

Are you just taking up for your buddy, Tower? Give me a break! Everything that happened to him was due to choices he made with all that "medical" knowledge he claims to have. He disregarded what doctors who actually graduated from med school recommended.

Welcome back.:jump::beerchug::jump:

[H2Blondie]

Thanks!:jump:

[DRTYFN]

We need current pictures of Jabba and his rotundness.

[H2Blondie]

I wouldn't have any current pictures. Last time I saw him was when I left CA in May of 2006, and the last thing I wanted was a picture to remind me of my f*** up! Bad ex-wifey I am, I haven't even kept up with him. I've been in touch with his sisters, but he doesn't get brought up. Funny how they told me I was always welcome back out there and made it clear that I wouldn't even have to see him if I came to visit!

[richl]

sorry tard moment . duhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[CO Hummer]

This thread reminds me of when I used to think Rosie O'Donnell was hot and in great shape. She's a vegetarian, right?

[ssgharkness020147]

Are you just taking up for your buddy, Tower? Give me a break! Everything that happened to him was due to choices he made with all that "medical" knowledge he claims to have. He disregarded what doctors who actually graduated from med school recommended.

No matter what anyone says A2M is dangerous stuff. As a surrogate doctor he should know that, and not partake in it.

[ssgharkness020147]

:popcorn:

Who the hell are you.

[Karsun]

No matter what anyone says A2M is dangerous stuff. As a surrogate doctor he should know that, and not partake in it.
The correctness is ATM. :giggling:

[ssgharkness020147]

The correctness is ATM. :giggling:

Ahem.....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A2M

[DRTYFN]

The correctness is ATM. :giggling:
If you knew tower very well you'd know he prefers A2M. I also think he wipes back2front.:jump:

[ssgharkness020147]

The correctness is ATM. :giggling:

And just how would you know anyways? :fdance:

[ssgharkness020147]

I also think he wipes back2front.:jump:

HAHA! :clapping: :jump: :OWNED:

[Karsun]

Ahem.....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A2M
My bad! I also saw this there so we're both right. :) It is also known as A2M, ATM, or Arse-to-Mouth. I just think ATM is neater sounding. And no, I used to not know what it meant and had heard it and did some searching. LOL I mean the acronym, not the act itself.

[CO Hummer]

I also think he wipes back2front.

:confused:

He wipes?

[ssgharkness020147]

:confused:

He wipes?

Well, only since the weight gain. Back in his slim days he...:eek:

[CO Hummer]

Well, only since the weight gain. Back in his slim days he...:eek:

Now that I think about it....... there's no way he wipes. He's got that big round torso and those short T-Rex arms. No way he can reach.

[ssgharkness020147]

What about with a luffa?

[DRTYFN]

:confused:

He wipes?
On his bedding right after he sh*ts his bed.

[Big Dad]

Speaking of luffa...tell the old lady you like her luffa...then tell her you like the way it feels on your nuts....

:jump:

[CO Hummer]

What's a luffa?

[Big Dad]

What's a luffa?

The sponge thingy that women are always showering with....

[CO Hummer]

The sponge thingy that women are always showering with....

Hahaha! I think we have one of them.

[Big Dad]

Hahaha! I think we have one of them.

Yeah you'll have one of those priceless moments if you nonchalantly tell her that you like the way it scratches your ass clean when you're not feeling so fresh....

:jump:

[CO Hummer]

Yeah you'll have one of those priceless moments if you nonchalantly tell her that you like the way it scratches your ass clean when you're not feeling so fresh....

:jump: :jump: :jump:



But in all seriousness, I'm always feeling fresh.

[Karsun]

What's a luffa?
I bet he meant a loofa. :jump:
Edited to add: sorry ssgharkness, I think I have attempted to correct you twice tonight and I apologize. I swear I'm not an egotistical spelling freak. I promise. Anyway, we were both right on the first one so that doesn't count.

[CO Hummer]

I bet he meant a loofa. :jump:

What's a loofa?

[DennisAJC]

What's a loofa?

The sponge thingy that women are always showering with....

[Karsun]

What's a loofa?
Oh hell, I'm worse! It's a loofah. I have been :OWNED: twice tonight! That's what I get. Here's a loofah:
http://www.parissoap.com/Catalog/Paris-Soap-loofah.jpg

[CO Hummer]

The sponge thingy that women are always showering with....

So it's the same thing. Loofa is the correct spelling, I guess.


I'm still a bit confused because I swear that's the same thing DRTY told me cleans his gerbils with.

[DennisAJC]

I'm still a bit confused because I swear that's the same thing DRTY told me cleans his gerbils with.

Probably. He enjoyeth teh clean gerbils.

[KenP]

Speaking of luffa...tell the old lady you like her luffa...then tell her you like the way it feels on your nuts....

:jump:Did that, she threw it out.:o

[Ardennes]

Who the hell are you.

Just a NEWB, grumpy. Don't get your panties in a wad. :D

[ssgharkness020147]

Just a NEWB, grumpy. Don't get your panties in a wad. :D

Dont worry, there's panties wadded. Just wondering. Newb bastard. :fdance: :beerchug:

[Marcmedic]

Clerks II ATM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTgneLluypg&feature=related

:giggling:

[Agriv8r]

My bad! I also saw this there so we're both right. :) It is also known as A2M, ATM, or Arse-to-Mouth. I just think ATM is neater sounding. And no, I used to not know what it meant and had heard it and did some searching. LOL I mean the acronym, not the act itself.

thanks for spelling it out....i thought it was some kind of medical thing that he should have known not to do....

[Karsun]

thanks for spelling it out....i thought it was some kind of medical thing that he should have known not to do....

Okay, I see we're gonna have to educate you on the ways of deviant sexual behavior that may or may not be really fun regardless.:giggling:

[Ardennes]

Dont worry, there's panties wadded.

Pic of panties wadded, please. :D

[ssgharkness020147]

Pic of panties wadded, please. :D

****. :OWNED: by a newbie. I'm so pissed at myself.

As far as the wadded panties. Because the majority of the members on this board are guys. Guys that I like, and hope do not want to see pictures of my BOXERS, I'm not going to post that on the fourm. But if you want 'em I'll PM them over to you! :fdance: :jump:

[3Hummer]

****. :OWNED: by a newbie. I'm so pissed at myself.

As far as the wadded panties. Because the majority of the members on this board are guys. Guys that I like, and hope do not want to see pictures of my BOXERS, I'm not going to post that on the fourm. But if you want 'em I'll PM them over to you! :fdance: :jump:

good call please do not share for the majority of us :jump:

[Ardennes]

****. :OWNED: by a newbie. I'm so pissed at myself.

As far as the wadded panties. Because the majority of the members on this board are guys. Guys that I like, and hope do not want to see pictures of my BOXERS, I'm not going to post that on the fourm. But if you want 'em I'll PM them over to you! :fdance: :jump:

My first ownage and after only 3 posts in! That's gotta be a record!! :clapping: :jump:

No PM's allowed. I want public postage. :giggling:

[ssgharkness020147]

My first ownage and after only 3 posts in! That's gotta be a record!! :clapping: :jump:

No PM's allowed. I want public postage. :giggling:

I really hope your a girl.

[DennisAJC]

I really hope your a girl.



Girl she is. To the Dark Side she comes.:jump:

http://www.blueharvest.net/images/closeups/yoda.jpg

[ssgharkness020147]

[SIZE=4][B][SIZE=7]Girl she is.



I'm gonna need pic conformation on that.

[Ardennes]

I'm gonna need pic conformation on that.

Pic of panties wadded first, please. :jump:

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

Pic of panties wadded first, please. :jump:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/74027380_ab857af30f.jpg?v=1134711401

[Big Dad]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/74027380_ab857af30f.jpg?v=1134711401

hahahahahaha! Now that's the RYD I remember! I guess that trip to Amsterdam cleared your head!

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

hahahahahaha! Now that's the RYD I remember! I guess that trip to Amsterdam cleared your head!



http://www.tbhostedgalleries.com/galleries/collegewildparties/0002819/cwp068_001.jpg

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

this was the day after...

http://cache.scbih.com/content/hg1/galleries/1022001/pics/01.jpg

[ssgharkness020147]

Pic of panties wadded first, please. :jump:

No. Pic conformation first. If the pic checks out and proves to be acceptable boxers will be mailed out.

[Agriv8r]

No. Pic conformation first. If the pic checks out and proves to be acceptable boxers will be mailed out.

thank you for not making the rest of us view the pics....

[ssgharkness020147]

thank you for not making the rest of us view the pics....

Anything for you Agriv8r. :beerchug: