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KenP
02-15-2008, 08:13 PM
We've all come to realize the benefits of pregnant females consuming spunk in order to speed labor as defined in this thread:
http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32486&highlight=bad

Now that the hormones are returning to normal, certain things can happen to a woman's complexion and body. It's important that we men take care of our women and be prepared for anything that may come up. You never, ever want your woman to feel unattractive.

Anticipating what could happen I went searching high and low for all sorts of remedies. Low-and-freaking-behold I found another use for man jizz. When smeared on a woman's face, it helps the skin's moisture content, thus preventing it from drying out.

Needless to say, I believe I should actively encourage her to use this method to prevent her skin from drying out. Afterall, we know the other wive's tale worked, right?

Hey, it's on Alsweb, so it must be true. I'm going to do it.:D

NewHummerGuy
02-15-2008, 08:23 PM
Well Ken speaking from experience depending on how well you can control the contortions of your face and breathing when the moment of no return approaches, you can always sneak the therapeutic cream on her face. Then quickly smear it on using either your dispensor as the applicator or a sock or throw her her loofah and run like hell:jump:

KenP
02-15-2008, 08:48 PM
Well Ken speaking from experience depending on how well you can control the contortions of your face and breathing when the moment of no return approaches, you can always sneak the therapeutic cream on her face. Then quickly smear it on using either your dispensor as the applicator or a sock:jump:That reminds me, I couldn't find any evidence that spunk-art in the eye improves vision.:giggling:

BKLYNH2
02-15-2008, 09:58 PM
It's true the more the better. Here is some more information on the subject.

What is a bukake? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlPYo9v3siY&feature=related)
:orly:
natural health product video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7XkLvhlxHU&feature=related)
:dancingbanana:
I like bukake! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhbwpb-pYPQ&feature=related)

DennisAJC
02-15-2008, 10:42 PM
I rub mine on my belly all the time.

I find my skin rough and aged where as my belly is as supple as a baby's bottom.

I wonder if it will work as a hair conditioner?

bparker
02-15-2008, 11:15 PM
i have heard mixed w/ honey makes a great facial mask :D