ChiHummer3
02-25-2008, 03:59 PM
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son
playing with his new remote control airplane in the living room. She
heard the plane stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches
who want off, get the hell off now cause this is our final
destination!! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get
your asses on the plane cause we're taking off!
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind
of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you
are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with
your plane but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his remote control plane. Soon the plane stopped and the mother
heard her son say. "All passengers, please remember your things, thank
you and we hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will fly
with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue "For those
of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the plane. We
hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing flight with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who
are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
kitchen
:D
playing with his new remote control airplane in the living room. She
heard the plane stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches
who want off, get the hell off now cause this is our final
destination!! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get
your asses on the plane cause we're taking off!
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind
of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you
are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with
your plane but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his remote control plane. Soon the plane stopped and the mother
heard her son say. "All passengers, please remember your things, thank
you and we hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will fly
with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue "For those
of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the plane. We
hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing flight with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who
are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
kitchen
:D