A woman at Home Depot

[ChiHummer3]

Jack was fixing a door and found that he
needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home
Depot.

At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful Bathroom
faucet while she was waiting for Walt, the manager,
to finish waiting on a customer.

When Walt was finished, Mary asked 'How much for
that faucet?'

Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs
$300.'

'My goodness that sure is a lot of money!'
Mary exclaimed.

Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that
Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the
back room to find it.

From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you
wanna screw for that hinge?'

"No, but I will for the faucet."

... and this is why you can't send a woman to
Home Depot.

[NewHummerGuy]

:jump: :jump: :jump:

[frenzy1]

:jump:

[3Hummer]

:perfect10s:

[Big Dad]

:giggling:

Hmmm...with fringe benefits like that it sounds like Home Depot might not be such a bad place to work after this degree!

[Hmmm2]

I don't get the joke. (:giggling:)

[BKLYNH2]

I don't get the joke. (:giggling:)
It's ok, my lesbian, you don't have to get it. :confused: :D

Congrats on the Hummer reclassification by the way! :clapping:

[Hmmm2]

It's ok, my lesbian, you don't have to get it. :confused: :D

Congrats on the Hummer reclassification by the way! :clapping:

Lesbian?? :notallthere: What are you talking about, BKLYNH2? I was joking. :twak:

Thanks for the congrats .. I'm glad Jason could make the change from 3 to 2 for me. :D

[KenP]

Lesbian?? :notallthere: What are you talking about, BKLYNH2? I was joking. :twak:

Thanks for the congrats .. I'm glad Jason could make the change from 3 to 2 for me. :DYou're that Humm3 guy. I swear, what's the world coming to?;)

[Big Dad]

You're that Humm3 guy.

Wouldn't that make her a lady?!

[Hmmm2]

Wouldn't that make her a lady?!

Thanks again, Big Dad. :crying:

[BKLYNH2]

oh my. now I'm as confused as Hmmm2/3 is. :confused: :confused:

[Big Dad]

She is a WOMAN! Hmmm2 (used to be Hmmm3) = FEMALE! Maybe she'll post you a pic....

Speaking of pics, where are those pics of your new chariot? I haven't seen any....

[BKLYNH2]

Yes but as has been said before we are all lesbians here. Ergo if we accept the fact we are all lesbians than no gender information is required. It's much easier that way. :grouphug:

[DR EVIL]

So Hmm3 was a female who got an H2 and became a man who is called Hmm2 now? All I can say is Hmmmm..

[Hmmm2]

LOL. What?? :p ARRRRGGGGHHHH!! Velly, velly interesting these word games are ... I was Hmmm3 when I had my H3 .. and now that I have an H2, I'm Hmmm2... but you already knew that. Hubby gets to drive it on weekends if I'm not driving (:giggling:) .. and our son is hoping to inherit it as his first vehicle when he's old enough to drive. ;)

[H2Blondie]

Pretty soon Hubby will figure out how much he likes yours and be taking it on more than just weekends. Tell him to get one for himself!;)

[Hmmm2]

Pretty soon Hubby will figure out how much he likes yours and be taking it on more than just weekends. Tell him to get one for himself!;)

Hubby got the H2 for me. :D He's a Jeep guy right now, but he does enjoy the Hummer almost as much as I do. :cool:

[Big Dad]

Are you serious...what hubby doesn't enjoy a Hummer!

:D

[Hmmm2]

Are you serious...what hubby doesn't enjoy a Hummer!

:D

;)

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

;)

PICTURES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!