Chit Chat Thread

[Goonsqd]

Howdy, what's up???? Come in and say hello, talk about whatever or get whatever is bothering you off your chest.

Nothing is off-limits.

[KenP]

I have to piss.

[Goonsqd]

I'm tired....currently been up for 28 hours.

[Goonsqd]

I pissed already.....need to eat food for energy.

[Goonsqd]

Going to Petco to buy dog food and stopping by Starbucks!!

[KenP]

Yard work, paint, feed boy, change diaper, feed boy, change diaper, feed boy, change diaper...

[frenzy1]

Two days off. Well, company's closed, but I'm working abit. Opening again Thursday morning.
gonna watch third season of prison break tonight. gonna beat up the wife... Ooops, that's for another forum...

Smell U later !

frenzy
Belgium

http://img160.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-15513/loc598/18677_EllenPetri08_kwbbr06_123_598lo.jpg

[Karsun]

Had dental surgery yesterday, doing okay today. Have a million things to do today but being lazy and reading forums and taking it easy.

[frenzy1]

Had dental surgery yesterday, doing okay today. Have a million things to do today but being lazy and reading forums and taking it easy.

dental surgery ? Ouch !!! Well, wish you good and painless recovery !!

[Karsun]

Thank you! Doing pretty good today but still hot/cold sensitive. Other than that, the only pain was while doing it. LOL I don't care if it was numb, I still felt it at times.

[NewHummerGuy]

Howdy, what's up???? Come in and say hello, talk about whatever or get whatever is bothering you off your chest.

Nothing is off-limits.

Speaking of chest.....Karsun??????:clapping:

[Karsun]

sent it private

[Marcmedic]

Just finished re-caulking the master bathroom shower and tub. Waiting on the wife to get home. The dealership called and her new car is in...so we'll go pick it up later when she gets off work.

[KenP]

sent it privateDamn, that sucks.

[Big Dad]

Spring break is on baby!

Woohoo!

Good to see all is, as it was in this place!

[Agriv8r]

:notallthere: :notallthere: :orly: :grouphug: :rant:

[Agriv8r]

feel better now that that is out in the open....

[Goonsqd]

Just woke up after a 4hr nap...........damn I feel better. Time to go get the Hummer's washed!

[wpage]

Still eating jelly beans and bunnies!

[Hmmm2]

Just finished re-caulking the master bathroom shower and tub. Waiting on the wife to get home. The dealership called and her new car is in...so we'll go pick it up later when she gets off work.

What type of car did she get?

[mikejr]

sitting here doing client reports....did cardio and chest tonite at the gym

[Marcmedic]

Buick Enclave. So now the H2 is forced outside of the garage.

[Big Dad]

Just got back from happy hour at Elliot's Oyster House downtown Seattle!

Can you say vodka oyster shooters!

[Goonsqd]

Chinese food bump!!!

[Hmmm2]

Buick Enclave.

Nice! :clapping:

[3Hummer]

hmmmm just about anything, well im super stoked that im leaving for New Zealand/ Australia in 8 days!

[Vettster]

Underneath my clothes, I'm naked.:fdance:

[Hmmm2]

Just got back from happy hour at Elliot's Oyster House downtown Seattle!

Can you say vodka oyster shooters!


Mmmmm ... I once had 38 oysters in one sitting! A squeeze of lemon juice and once in awhile a dot of tabasco. Yummmmmm ....:cool:

[8500lbs]

arent and rear bumpers of the new h2 painted silver or powder coated silver or are they plastic overlays?

B

[Big Dad]

Mmmmm ... I once had 38 oysters in one sitting! A squeeze of lemon juice and once in awhile a dot of tabasco. Yummmmmm ....:cool:

Mmmmmmmmmm! OMG! You know it! That's exactly how to eat them! If I could get away with it I'd have eaten that many! My wife still wont try them!

Man...little lemon, shot of cholula, and a dash of cocktail sauce is good too!

Too :cool:!

[Karsun]

Mmmmmmmmmm! OMG! You know it! That's exactly how to eat them! If I could get away with it I'd have eaten that many! My wife still wont try them!

Man...little lemon, shot of cholula, and a dash of cocktail sauce is good too!

Too :cool:!

Mmmmm, I love raw oysters! Used to eat them shucked from the back of my daddy's pickup truck with just some hot sauce and crackers. What's wrong with your wife, Big Dad? Tell her they taste like little clumps of your love.:giggling:

[BigPoppa1411]

Tell her they taste like little clumps of your love.

:giggling: :giggling:

[Big Dad]

Mmmmm, I love raw oysters! Used to eat them shucked from the back of my daddy's pickup truck with just some hot sauce and crackers. What's wrong with your wife, Big Dad? Tell her they taste like little clumps of your love.:giggling:


Since you opened the door....

:giggling:

I've never tasted the ubiquitous "clumps of my own love" but have a sneaky suspicion if it truly tasted that way, well, I think I'd have problems building up an ample supply!

As far as in the back of your daddy's pickup truck...

Were those Gulf oysters or the giant Northwest Pacific gems we have up here?

[Karsun]

As far as in the back of your daddy's pickup truck...

Were those Gulf oysters or the giant Northwest Pacific gems we have up here?

Gulf oysters from Apalachicola Bay all the way. I've never even had oysters anywhere but on the gulf coast and once when I was in NY but I can't remember if they were good or not there.

[Hmmm2]

Tell her they taste like little clumps of your love.:giggling:

I'm not even going to go there .... :giggling:

[Big Dad]

Gulf oysters from Apalachicola Bay all the way. I've never even had oysters anywhere but on the gulf coast and once when I was in NY but I can't remember if they were good or not there.

I think thus far, the NW Pacific are truly the best I've ever had!

[Karsun]

I think thus far, the NW Pacific are truly the best I've ever had!

Then you've never had the Apalachicola Bay oysters (http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B0DEEDB133CF936A25755C0A9649C8B 63). LOL

[Big Dad]

Then you've never had the Apalachicola Bay oysters (http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B0DEEDB133CF936A25755C0A9649C8B 63). LOL

"Food experts around the country say it is the natural mellowness and plumpness of the Apalachicola oyster that makes many people agree on their superiority. Lying in a half shell, the oysters are the same slate-gray color as the water that nurtured them, water colored by the warm $HIT that washes into the bay from the rivers to the north."

I'm not a big fan of river sewage coated oysters....

But then again that was from:

"Food critics and restaurant owners from Miami and New Orleans say Apalachicola Bay oysters are among the finest in the world, if not the finest."

[Karsun]

Apalachicola Bay is considered one of the cleanest estuaries and most productive marine ecosystems in North America. The Apalachicola Bay oyster is a big part of the local economy and the bay produces 90% of Florida?s oysters and 10% of the nation?s supply.
Link (http://www.leavinsseafood.com/apalachicolaarea.html)

[Big Dad]

River fed right? Ever see the movie Porkys? Need I say more?

:D

Don't make me FedEX a couple of dozen down.

[Hmmm2]

All this talk about oysters made me crave some right now. Too busy on a project at the moment, so I had to go with the smoked ones. Though not fresh on the half shell, they filled the bill for right now. :D I'll be headed to King's Fish House later today to fill that need to feed .. they have a half page dedicated to their varieties of fresh oysters on the half shell. Mmm-mmm good!

[Big Dad]

You have to try the NW Pacific. They are not dinky like those little "sand-n-mud" cousins from the east...you know, that taste like sand -n-mud from the east!

I've eaten at King's, Long Beach...good food!

[Hmmm2]

You have to try the NW Pacific. They are not dinky like those little "sand-n-mud" cousins from the east...you know, that taste like sand -n-mud from the east!

I've eaten at King's, Long Beach...good food!

I've had the NW Pacific oysters! I've been to Seattle a number of times. I've also had the Apalachicola oysters, too, from my Florida days. Definite different flavors. Hey, I'm going to the Long Beach King's Fish House tonight! Small world! Though, I prefer the Huntington Beach or even the Carlsbad locations more. I'll 'slurp' a couple of oysters for you! :cool:

[Karsun]

Well, now I need those other ones Fed-Ex'd after all! LOL

[Hmmm2]

Well, now I need those other ones Fed-Ex'd after all! LOL

They're slippery little devils! ROFLOL!

[KenP]

arent and rear bumpers of the new h2 painted silver or powder coated silver or are they plastic overlays?

BHaven't touched them, but I'm 99.9% sure they'd be powder coated.

[KenP]

Oysters + shot glass + vodka + cocktail sauce

[Big Dad]

I've had the NW Pacific oysters! I've been to Seattle a number of times. I've also had the Apalachicola oysters, too, from my Florida days. Definite different flavors. Hey, I'm going to the Long Beach King's Fish House tonight! Small world! Though, I prefer the Huntington Beach or even the Carlsbad locations more. I'll 'slurp' a couple of oysters for you! :cool:

Slurp...uh...don't you mean chew?

Say it aint so. You don't swallow them whole?

:D

[Big Dad]

Oysters + shot glass + vodka + cocktail sauce

Heaven in a glass my brother! Heaven in a glass!

[Big Dad]

Ken,

Oh, and that avatar of yours! Every time I catch a glimpse of it I get this hankering for one of those big round lollipops...you know, that you lick all day!

[Karsun]

I swallow mine whole. Sometimes, anyway. Other times I like em on a cracker with hot sauce.

[Big Dad]

I swallow mine whole. Sometimes, anyway. Other times I like em on a cracker with hot sauce.

Chew them they taste awesome, you'll never ever swallow an oyster whole again! At least the NWP's taste awesome, I mean really fresh! Just a little squeeze of lemon and a dash of spicy coctail sauce! The only thing making em better is a slow shot of vodka wrapped around them!

What the heck, don't make me send you and the old man a couple of round trip airline tickets to Seattle!

:D

[Karsun]

What the heck, don't make me send you and the old man a couple of round trip airline tickets to Seattle!

:D

Oh no, we wouldn't want that. <insert sarcasm> LOL:beerchug:

[Hmmm2]

Ken,

Oh, and that avatar of yours! Every time I catch a glimpse of it I get this hankering for one of those big round lollipops...you know, that you lick all day!

:shhh: All of a sudden I feel uncomfortable. :giggling:

[Hmmm2]

Slurp...uh...don't you mean chew?

Say it aint so. You don't swallow them whole?

:D

Well, it's not always the same. If they are REALLY big ones, I do a quick bite, then swallow. If they are small to medium, I chew about 4 chews, then swallow. Sometimes those big ones are mindboggling to me. I start thinking about that big, slippery glob and I just automatically swallow. The lemon and hot sauce is perfect on them. I had only a dozen tonight, but they were chilled JUST right .. very fresh. Used a Meyer lemon and a dot of extra hot sauce with extra horseradish. Heaven. ;)

[Hmmm2]

Oh no, we wouldn't want that. <insert sarcasm> LOL:beerchug:

:clapping: :giggling: :clapping:

[Andy C]

I am in Tokyo airport - damm Iphone doesn't work in Japan - its all 3G over here - bastards.

[Big Dad]

:shhh: All of a sudden I feel uncomfortable. :giggling:

What, you never had one of those lollipops? From the amusement park? They were good, you know, when you were a kid!

:)

[KenP]

Chew them they taste awesome, you'll never ever swallow an oyster whole again! Sounds like something I've said to the wife.:clapping:

[frenzy1]

oyster + some black pepper + ice cold champagne or chardonnay !


I'm waiting for the 4th GTA4 trailer ! :popcorn:

[Big Dad]

Well, it's not always the same. I start thinking about that big, slippery glob and I just automatically swallow. Heaven. ;)

:shhh: Thanks, now all of a sudden I'm starting to feel uncomfortable!:giggling:

:OWNED:

[Hmmm2]

:shhh: Thanks, now all of a sudden I'm starting to feel uncomfortable!:giggling:

:OWNED:

:jump: :giggling: :jump:

ROFLOL!!!!!!!!! Funny how things APPEAR to seem when taken out of context. (:shhh:)

[Hmmm2]

What, you never had one of those lollipops? From the amusement park? They were good, you know, when you were a kid!

:)

Yeahhhhhhh, uh-huh, I know .... geeeez. I could have sworn you meant something else. Silly me. :giggling:

[Goonsqd]

Sitting at work playin on the puter!! It keeps raining and raining and raining.....

[Agriv8r]

Sitting at work playin with the puter!! ...

shouldn't this be in the woodshed.....

[Big Dad]

It's snowing here!

3rd time this year!

:clapping:

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

shouldn't this be in the woodshed.....

can i watch

[Big Dad]

Why would you want to watch a dude play with his puter?

:jump: :jump: :jump:

[Goonsqd]

shouldn't this be in the woodshed.....

Nope, that's where DRTY hides his alter boys!:jump:

[wpage]

can i watch

Dam your eyes!

[Big Dad]

Got an inch of white fluffy stuff on the ground!!!!!

:clapping:

[Goonsqd]

Got an inch of white fluffy stuff on the ground!!!!!

:clapping:


Yeah right! More like an inch of rain. I live in Vancouver and have relatives in Seattle that live on Lake Washington....is it really snowing there?

[Big Dad]

Bout 2 inches in Bellevue!!!!!

[Big Dad]

I'm between Lake Washington and Lake Sammamish.

.

[Goonsqd]

I'm between Lake Washington and Lake Sammamish.

.

Nice!

[Marcmedic]

Sore as hell this morning after getting in an accident last night at work. I was in the back of the ambulance taking someone to the hospital when some doped up douchebag ran a red light and hit us. I flew forward and hit the cabinets in the back. His buddy grabbed the dope and ran after the wreck...unfortunately for the driver, he forgot to take his pipe with him. It was siting in plain voew on the passenger seat. Asshat is under house arrest and has a ton of drug convictions...shouldn't have even been driving. Cops strung him up good. At least the pt didn't get hurt in the wreck. Time for some muscle relaxers and a nap.

[Agriv8r]

at least you were in an ambulance and didn't have to wait for one....i mean at least everyone is ok.....

[Karsun]

That sucks! Hope you're feeling better soon and pain killers rock. Get well!

[Hmmm2]

Glad to hear you weren't all injured! Hope the muscle relaxants work quickly for you! Take care. :grouphug:

[Big Dad]

:jump: :giggling: :jump:

ROFLOL!!!!!!!!! Funny how things APPEAR to seem when taken out of context. (:shhh:)

Yeah but if you can't take em outta context here...where can you?

[Karsun]

A joke for today. :)

In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car.
The nurse asks him, "Charlie, what are you doing?"
Charlie replied, "Driving to Chicago!"
The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, "Well Charlie, how are you doing?"
Charlie says, "I just got into Chicago."
"Great," replied the nurse.
The nurse leaves Charlie's room and goes across the hall into Bob's room, and finds Bob sitting on his bed furiously pleasuring himself.
Shocked, she asks, "Bob, what are you doing?"
Bob says, "I'm screwing Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago!"

[Big Dad]

:giggling:

[Vettster]

Just got back from one of the local seafood joints here.
1 dozen oysters on the halfshell= 15 pesos (About $1.40)

Good! Good! Good!

With a cold cold Corona and a pinch of Choula sauce.

WTF does this have to do with Hummers you ask?

Well, we drove the Hummer tot he restaurant.:fdance:

[Karsun]

WTF does this have to do with Hummers you ask?

Well, we drove the Hummer tot he restaurant.:fdance:

ROFL

[Big Dad]

Just got back from one of the local seafood joints here.
1 dozen oysters on the halfshell= 15 pesos (About $1.40)

Good! Good! Good!

With a cold cold Corona and a pinch of Choula sauce.

WTF does this have to do with Hummers you ask?

Well, we drove the Hummer tot he restaurant.:fdance:

Cholula's the best!

BTW...how much is gas down there?

[Goonsqd]

At work!:crying: Until 6:30AM......me tired already

[Big Dad]

"Goonie-goo-goo, Gus"

Who coined the phrase?

[Goonsqd]

"Goonie-goo-goo, Gus"

Who coined the phrase?

Who Eddie and the BBQ skit?

[Hmmm2]

:popcorn:

[Big Dad]

Of course the Goon Squad could figure that one out...that's like, cheating!

[KenP]

Finished redoing the girl's new bedroom. Paint, paint, and more paint. Curtains, decorating, etc...

I hung a quilt and the wife came in and said it was too high. Damn, four nice big holes in the fcking wall I now have to patch and paint...

Crap.

[Hmmm2]

Finished redoing the girl's new bedroom. Paint, paint, and more paint. Curtains, decorating, etc...

I hung a quilt and the wife came in and said it was too high. Damn, four nice big holes in the fcking wall I now have to patch and paint...

Crap.

Major bummer. And, I bet it took her all of 2 seconds to look at it and comment, "Too high, lower it." And, it took you a fair amount of time painting, measuring, and placing the quilt. Right? :giggling:

[KenP]

Major bummer. And, I bet it took her all of 2 seconds to look at it and comment, "Too high, lower it." And, it took you a fair amount of time painting, measuring, and placing the quilt. Right? :giggling:Yep, you bastard.

It was like this:
"It's too high."

"But it's the same height as it was in the old room."

"I know, it was too high in there, too."

"Wuh.. why the hell didn't you tell me that months ago?!?!":rant:

[Big Dad]

Hey Karsun...what you doing up catting around at this time of night?

[Karsun]

Hey Karsun...what you doing up catting around at this time of night?

Now y'all should know by now that I stay up all night. LOL

[Big Dad]

Now y'all should know by now that I stay up all night. LOL

That we do know...the question was "what were you doing at that time of night...."

[Karsun]

That we do know...the question was "what were you doing at that time of night...."

Depends on which night it was. If it's Sat or Sun night I'm up late with Rich watching movies, hot tub, having a few drinks, etc. If it's any other night I'm working or playing video games.

[H2Blondie]

Heading to Arlington for Rangers opening day! Giant tailgate party...anyone going to be there? PM me and I'll tell you where to meet us. Starts around 9:00 from what I'm told:jump:

[Hmmm2]

One more day of cold weather and then the 80's will set in from Thursday through beginning of next week. Ahhhhhhhh .. finally, some warmth! :clapping:

[Andy C]

I have just woken up - its 5pm - I have a screaming hangover - a bruise on my forehead - a new baseball cap and oddly two coffee mugs - none of which I have the slightest recollection of collecting - all I know for sure is that I am a couple of hundred dollars poorer than when I went out - I think they pour much more generous G&T's here than I am used too. I am loving Korea :)

[frenzy1]

I have just woken up - its 5pm - I have a screaming hangover - a bruise on my forehead - a new baseball cap and oddly two coffee mugs - none of which I have the slightest recollection of collecting - all I know for sure is that I am a couple of hundred dollars poorer than when I went out - I think they pour much more generous G&T's here than I am used too. I am loving Korea :)


what the heck did you do ???????

I'm just at work. People do work on weekdays in Belgium :(

Here's a belgian hottie to get y'all through the rest of the week !

http://www.p-magazine.com/imgs/lezeressen/lezeressenshoot_pics_37145581347fa2824dfbc8.jpg

[Andy C]

I have no idea - but judging by my clothes I did a lot of it on the ground.

[Big Dad]

I have just woken up - its 5pm - I have a screaming hangover - a bruise on my forehead - a new baseball cap and oddly two coffee mugs - none of which I have the slightest recollection of collecting - all I know for sure is that I am a couple of hundred dollars poorer than when I went out - I think they pour much more generous G&T's here than I am used too. I am loving Korea :)

Are you sure you didn't drink Soju?! Man, that $hit will eat the ass off a man....

If you haven't had it, try the "Ju" respectfully! You won't be sorry....

[Andy C]

Are you sure you didn't drink Soju?! Man, that $hit will eat the ass off a man....

If you haven't had it, try the "Ju" respectfully! You won't be sorry....

Soju has a lot to do with the way that I feeling right now - I am steering clear of that sh1t after last night - oh and I am also probably not going to eat too many more boiled caterpillars either:eek:

[h2co-pilot]

will eat the ass off a man....


Man, the longer a girl stays away.... the men resort to tossing salad.:crying:

j/k

That and Andy's quote about another drink "going down like the devil in velvet trousers" are some of my favorite elcovan posts.:D

[frenzy1]

19 days till release of GTA4 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Big Dad]

Soju has a lot to do with the way that I feeling right now - I am steering clear of that sh1t after last night - oh and I am also probably not going to eat too many more boiled caterpillars either:eek:

I fricken knew it from all the way over here in Seattle.

It was in the way you "splained" it!

The "Ju" took a 3 day weekend from me. To this day I still don't remember anything. $hit I'm still worried that pictures might surface of me surrounding that weekend...and that was 25 years ago!

Like the Dalai Lama says "...the "Ju" should be drank in moderation..."!

[Big Dad]

Man, the longer a girl stays away.... the men resort to tossing salad.:crying:

j/k

That and Andy's quote about another drink "going down like the devil in velvet trousers" are some of my favorite elcovan posts.:D

Whoa there girl! :giggling:

There's a big difference between "tossing salad" and having the alcohol in Soju burn the meat off of a person's backside.

The quickest way to lose the "onion" is to start drinking Soju!

I have the sneaky suspicion that there are a few other experienced "Soju" drinkers on this forum that probably won't admit it either!

:popcorn:

[Hmmm2]

There's a big difference between "tossing salad" and having the alcohol in Soju burn the meat off of a person's backside.

The quickest way to lose the "onion" is to start drinking Soju!
:popcorn:

ROFLOL ... I have no idea what all this is about. When I saw "SOJU", it took me back to my days in Miami when the Cuban folks would greet me and say, "So, ju like it in Miami?" :giggling: Is soju a beverage?

[Big Dad]

ROFLOL ... I have no idea what all this is about. When I saw "SOJU", it took me back to my days in Miami when the Cuban folks would greet me and say, "So, ju like it in Miami?" :giggling: Is soju a beverage?

:giggling:

Most military members that have been to Korea and either have the balls to admit it or the stupidity to try it -- because production is not always regulated by the government -- find it to be an alcoholic beverage of roughly 90 proof. Or higher depending on who produced it. Kind of like past Absinthe production.

That fuking "Ju" from the South Korean back alleys -- and that's the only time I'd ever say that cause it sounds really bad -- not only takes a person's brain cells and memories, but over time, consumption steals the meat off a persons ass!

A friend of mine once described it as "being able to brag about having a frontal labotomy without the scar to prove it!"

Bad juju!

[Andy C]

Tell me about it - I have just been updated on Tuesday night - apparently they found me at 0330hrs lying in a pile of rubble in a demolition site - i must have fallen off of the sidewalk and thought "hmmm this is comfy".

No more Soju.

[Hmmm2]

Tell me about it - I have just been updated on Tuesday night - apparently they found me at 0330hrs lying in a pile of rubble in a demolition site - i must have fallen off of the sidewalk and thought "hmmm this is comfy".

No more Soju.

:eek: Glad you're here being able to talk about it ..after the fact! Sounds like bad stuff. :eek:

[Big Dad]

Soju has a lot to do with the way that I feeling right now - I am steering clear of that sh1t after last night - oh and I am also probably not going to eat too many more boiled caterpillars either:eek:

Oh yeah, I almost forgot...try the yaki-mon-du! Now that is some good $hit! I remember buying it from street vendors, think it was a buck a bag. Looks like those little deep fried pizza rolls. It is good though!

I remember after the soju week-ender I was turned onto a bottle of Oscar. Couple of bucks. Worked really well getting rid of the Ju hangover. I think there was grape and orange. Definately distilled the same day! That $hits pretty good too.

:beerchug:

[Andy C]

Eating bugs:eek:

[Andy C]

A tasty bowl of dead things - hmmmmmmm

[frenzy1]

A tasty bowl of dead things - hmmmmmmm


damn !!

[Karsun]

not only takes a person's brain cells and memories, but over time, consumption steals the meat off a persons ass!



How? I'm confused and getting visuals that just aren't cool. Although I did want to fiss it to say...
consumption makes me want meat in my ass. :)

[TXSUT]

...makes me want meat in my ass.

Music to a man's ears. :perfect10s:

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

How? I'm confused and getting visuals that just aren't cool. Although I did want to fiss it to say...
consumption makes me want meat in my ass. :)

I keep trying to visualize that...

[Big Dad]

How? I'm confused and getting visuals that just aren't cool. Although I did want to fiss it to say...
consumption makes me want meat in my ass. :)

Wow, I can't believe you'd admit that on a public forum....

But -- no pun intended -- that's the sign of liberation.

[Karsun]

Wait, I was fixing it for you guys! LOL

[Big Dad]

Hey, Karsuns awake! Rough night?!

;)

[Karsun]

Hey, Karsuns awake! Rough night?!

;)

School today, I has it.

[Agriv8r]

glad to hear your not a vegiterian.....

[BigPoppa1411]

Music to a man's ears. :perfect10s:

:iagree: :clapping:

[Big Dad]

Wait, I was fixing it for you guys! LOL

Don't worry bout fixing anything for us Elcova guys...just shove a rag in there to tighten it up!

:jump: :jump: :jump:

[Karsun]

Don't worry bout fixing anything for us Elcova guys...just shove a rag in there to tighten it up!

:jump: :jump: :jump:

Okay, now you've insulted the tightness of my ass. ROFL
=))

[Hmmm2]

Anyone here being affected by those huge storms moving across the mid and southern states today and tomorrow?

[Big Dad]

Wow, today started out fukered up...I dreamt I won 3.3 in the lottery and as I handed them the ticket the dude asks if I want cash. I reply with a reassuring "yep." Then I wake up before they start counting it. Really crappy day at school all day long. Karsuns anal fixation had me ROFL though! I had tears in my eyes laughing so hard! Whoever chopped her post deserves a cold one! Now that I'm home I think I should go back out and buy a couple of lottery tickets!

:giggling:

[Karsun]

School sucked today here too but just one more week. I was sick all day since I started taking Chantix. Stuff makes me want to puke.

[Big Dad]

School sucked today here too but just one more week. I was sick all day since I started taking Chantix. Stuff makes me want to puke.

You must be on semesters. I'm on quarters. Had a great 8 days of spring sat around in my underware, drinking beer, and watched soaps.

jk

Good luck with the Chantix...you can do it!

[Karsun]

You must be on semesters. I'm on quarters. Had a great 8 days of spring sat around in my underware, drinking beer, and watched soaps.

jk

Good luck with the Chantix...you can do it!

We're on semesters. The underwater crime scene classes this summer sound interesting. I think I should know how to swim first though. LOL

[Andy C]

I did that Chantix sh1t - damm near killed me - anxiety attacks - vomiting the whole nine yards - every symptom that you could think of.

That was a year ago - I am still a world class smoker.

[Karsun]

I did that Chantix sh1t - damm near killed me - anxiety attacks - vomiting the whole nine yards - every symptom that you could think of.

That was a year ago - I am still a world class smoker.

I wanted to try because everyone I know personally who has tried it, it worked. You're my first that it didn't. :( Sorry it didn't work, it's too soon for me to tell yet. I do have the nausea big time! The dreams are vivid but no nightmares yet. I figure it's worth a try but we'll see.

[Karsun]

Compilation of Reporters Getting Owned (http://break.com/index/compilation-of-reporters-getting-owned.html)

[Hmmm2]

Compilation of Reporters Getting Owned (http://break.com/index/compilation-of-reporters-getting-owned.html)

:clapping: Those were good! :clapping:

[Big Dad]

:clapping: Those were good! :clapping:

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[frenzy1]

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TGIF !!!

[Karsun]

http://www.redlasso.com/ClipPlayer.aspx?id=f0b6676b-ba9f-437f-8019-a1ce65d064a7

[KenP]

Watching the boy while CP catches up on her sleep.

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I'm not going to tell her he's been sleeping the whole time.:clapping:

[Hmmm2]

Our son thought the ceiling fan was his first friend, too. ROFLOL! What else can they look at since they are basically immobile! If you don't have a ceiling fan in their bedroom, then I guess it could be a splotch of paint on the ceiling! We even named it for him .. "Mr. Fan-ny".

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[BigPoppa1411]

my 10 month old grandson gets sooooo excited when he sees the fan in our living room. he runs over in his walker and raises both arms up and does a "gimmie" motion with both hands. It really is cute.

[Karsun]

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shlt?

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shlt?


HA-HA-HA
GREAT
100X

[Big Dad]

I'm gonna use that on a professor I'm friends with...next time he asks me to discuss something.

[Agriv8r]

:)

[Goonsqd]

Went and looked at a Limited 2008 H2 today! Nice!

[Big Dad]

Then you've never had the Apalachicola Bay oysters (http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B0DEEDB133CF936A25755C0A9649C8B 63). LOL

Ahem...Karsun...that's a big 10 inch....


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[Big Dad]

...plate of Northwest Pacific Oysters! Well I actually needed 4 plates for a dozen....


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[Karsun]

They be some good oysters!

[Big Dad]

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "tiny little clumps of your love" eh?!

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