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4churchill

01-30-2005, 05:09 PM

he seems to be suffering from Icontinuouslyrunmymouthoffaboutincorrectstupidlibe ralbull****-ITUS. After a successful election in Iraq, he immediately starts running his mouth off about how the elections don't stand for anything b/c we have yet to see what happens in the next few days etc.... When will he quit running his trap? I'm sick of it, I'd even rather hear Geraldo speak then this moron http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

4churchill

01-30-2005, 05:09 PM

KenP

01-30-2005, 05:12 PM

I had the same reaction. Hillary sure is quiet today.

4churchill

01-30-2005, 05:17 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by KenP:
Hillary sure is quiet today. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

she must have had dental work, no way that wang can keep her mouth shut much longer

rifle

01-30-2005, 05:20 PM

John Kerry exemplifies the liberal agenda. Instead of coming up with "better ideas" they continue to run down the current administration. Don't they think that the atrocities of Hitler were horrible? I guess that Iraq is different in their eyes. Imagine how bad it would be if Kerry were in office. Looks like he is planning on running again based on his talks.

4churchill

01-30-2005, 05:23 PM

http://www.hdpixel.com/gallery/data/500/54hill-med.bmp

AirMissle

01-31-2005, 05:12 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
http://www.hdpixel.com/gallery/data/500/54hill-med.bmp <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

oh my god...

DURAMAX TIM

01-31-2005, 11:26 AM

JOHN KERRY FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!

of SYRIA,IRAN,NORTH KOREA http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

DRTYFN

01-31-2005, 03:14 PM

I saw Kerry yammering away on MSNBC Saturday night. He still doesn't get it.

I would love to see him run again in '08, maybe with Hillary as his VP. That way those 2 could lose by 30 points and only carry a couple of counties in California and New York.

devilsfan

01-31-2005, 07:24 PM

If I have to listen to any more of his "I have a plan....I can't find my ass with both hands, but I have a plan!" drivel for 4 more years, I'm gonna be bulemic.

Stacy

SssH2

01-31-2005, 08:24 PM

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

> Dear President Bush:
>
> Congratulations on your victory over all us
non-evangelicals.
> Actually, we're a bit ticked off here in California,
so we're
leaving.
>
> California will now be its own country. And we're
taking all the Blue
> States with us. In case you are not aware, that
includes Hawaii,
> Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan,
Illinois, and all
> of the North
> East. We spoke to God, and she agrees that this
split will be
> beneficial
> to almost everybody, and especially to us in the new
country of
> California. In fact, God is so excited about it,
she's going to shift
> the
> whole country at 4:30 pm EST next Friday. Therefore,
please let
> everyone
> know they need to be back in their states by then.
>
> So you get Texas and all the former slave states. We
get stem cell
> research and the best beaches.
>
> We get Elliot Spitzer. You get Ken Lay. (Okay, we
have to keep the
> Governator; we can live with that.)
>
> We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.
>
> We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
>
> We get Harvard. You get Ole Miss.
>
> We get 85% of America's venture capital and
entrepreneurs. You get
all
> the technological innovation in Alabama.
>
> We get about two-thirds of the tax revenue, and you
get to make the
> red states pay their fair share.
>
> Since our divorce rate is 22% lower than the
Christian Coalition's,
we

> get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of
single moms to
> support, and
> we know how much you like that.
>
> Did I mention we produce about 70% of the nation's
veggies? But,
heck,
> the only greens the Bible thumpers eat are the
pickles on their Big
> Macs.
>
> Oh yeah, another thing, don't plan on serving
California wine at your
> state dinners. From now on it's imported French wine
for you. Ouch,
> bet that hurts.
>
> Just so we're clear, the country of California will
be pro-choice and
> anti-war. Speaking of war, we're going to want all
Blue States
> citizens back from Iraq. If you need people to
fight, just ask your
> evangelicals. They have tons of kids they're willing
to send to their
> deaths for absolutely no purpose. And they don't
care if you don't
> show pictures of
> their kids' caskets coming home.
>
> Anyway, we wish you all the best in the next four
years and we hope,
> really hope, you find those missing weapons of mass
destruction.
> Seriously. Soon.
>
> Sincerely,

California

DRTYFN

02-01-2005, 04:54 AM

It sounds like someone hasn't seen this beautiful map. When you examine it closely you'll see just how little of it is blue. Why don't we figure out exactly where those specific places are on this map.

And California, why don't you figure out where all of your food is going to come from. And while you're at it, figure out where you're going to get your water, you leaching pussies.

4churchill

02-01-2005, 05:04 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
It sounds like someone hasn't seen this beautiful map. When you examine it closely you'll see just how little of it is blue. Why don't we figure out exactly where those specific places are on this map.

And California, why don't you figure out where all of your food is going to come from. And while you're at it, figure out where you're going to get your water, you leaching pussies. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

DRTY if you were a chick with huge tits i'd marry you http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif dealing with these liberal pussies all day at Sonoma State where I go to school is sickining

LasVegas

02-01-2005, 05:13 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by SssH2:
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

> Dear President Bush:
>
> Congratulations on your victory over all us
non-evangelicals.
> Actually, we're a bit ticked off here in California,
so we're ....blah blah blah <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Does that mean you'll take back all the Californians from Nevada? Oh please, please hurry.

LasVegas

02-01-2005, 05:18 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by SssH2:
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

> Dear President Bush:
>
> Congratulations on your victory over all us
non-evangelicals.
> Actually, we're a bit ticked off here in California,
so we're ....blah blah blah <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

And do it right. Sort of break it off from the rest of the country and just float out in the Pacific. Then you can declare war on the U.S., immediately surrender (like the French) and request foreign aid!

DRTYFN

02-01-2005, 05:19 AM

Since we're talking about liberal swine...

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton Collapses, Recovers Damn... why can't that bitch just die?

NEW YORK (Reuters) - U.S. Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton collapsed while giving a speech in Buffalo, New York, on Monday morning, but recovered enough to resume her day's public appearances, her office said.

The Democratic senator from New York, seen as a potential presidential hopeful, fell ill during a speech at a restaurant on the topic of Social Security. She had complained she had a stomach problem.

"She fainted after not feeling well, got medical attention and is proceeding with her planned schedule," a statement from her Washington office said.

Colleen DiPirro, president of the Chamber of Commerce of nearby Amherst, New York, said Clinton said she had been bothered on Sunday by either a stomach virus or perhaps from food poisoning but was feeling better. I wonder if it had anything to do with a lobster? (http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/lobster.htm)

"She started to speak, but had to sit down," DiPirro said in a telephone interview about the gathering of some 125 people at the Saturn Club restaurant. Clinton was addressing a not-for-profit group supporting women running for public office.

"She came back and tried to speak again but was struggling and getting more pale. She finally said 'I cannot continue,"' said DiPirro.

About 30 Clinton staffers who joined the senator at a weekend retreat in New York state were also sickened, said press secretary Philippe Reines.

"We aren't sure if was something that we all ate or something that we all breathed," Reines said in a telephone interview.

Reines said the symptoms appeared similar to those of someone suffering from the flu or a 24-hour virus. He said he was unaware of anyone being hospitalized.

DiPirro said she was informed that Clinton, 57, went ahead as planned to give a later address at a nearby Catholic college, Canisius, on health care.

Anti-abortion protesters were expected to gather outside to demonstrate against the speech by Clinton, who in the past has supported women's right to choose.

The Catholic Charities had originally agreed to be a sponsor for the Canisius College lecture series, but dropped out when it learned Clinton would take part.

Last September Clinton's husband, former President Bill Clinton, 58, underwent quadruple bypass surgery.

The former first lady is mentioned frequently as a possible candidate for president in 2008. The first-term senator faces re-election in 2006. Wouldn't that just be special? A fish breathed lesbian for President?

LasVegas

02-01-2005, 05:23 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Since we're talking about liberal swine...

Colleen DiPirro, president of the Chamber of Commerce of nearby Amherst, New York, said Clinton said she had been bothered on Sunday by either a stomach virus or perhaps from food poisoning but was feeling better. I wonder if it had anything to do with a http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/lobster.htm[/color] (http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/lobster.htm)
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Nope. Just tried to keep up with Monica. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

LasVegas

02-01-2005, 01:28 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by devilsfan:
If I have to listen to any more of his "I have a plan....I can't find my ass with both hands, but I have a plan!" drivel for 4 more years, I'm gonna be bulemic.

Stacy <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You don't. You can turn your radio & TV off, stop reading news, or move to Canada. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

4churchill

02-01-2005, 02:47 PM

Hillary took a dive! too much good news from Iraq, kerry and uncle teddy ruining her '08 chances...the best she claims 30 staffers were sick too w/ the same virus..hmmm 30 sick people, shouldnt the CDC be called in with hazmat suits and ****? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

devilsfan

02-01-2005, 02:59 PM

I know what the 30 staffers were sick of - her!

Stacy

4churchill

02-02-2005, 01:27 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by devilsfan:
I know what the 30 staffers were sick of - her!

Stacy <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO!!! Thats HILarious http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

BTW: Stacy are you from NJ originally, or just a fan of my beloved Devs?

4churchill

02-02-2005, 02:21 AM

http://www.hdpixel.com/gallery/data/500/54dems.bmp

LasVegas

02-02-2005, 02:27 AM

Oh God. Is that GOLD BOND BLUE on his feet? I gotta stop using that ****! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

4churchill

02-02-2005, 02:29 AM

yeah his name on the Subaru Forums is Goldbondman111 http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Texas Red

02-02-2005, 10:42 AM

Here's another "great american" who ought to be ___________ (fill in the blank).

devilsfan

02-02-2005, 11:40 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
BTW: Stacy are you from NJ originally, or just a fan of my beloved Devs? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

From Texas originally....got my degree from Rutgers then got the heck out of there. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif I got into hockey while I was in school, courtesy of my husband (then boyfriend) and best friend, both of which are Joisey-ites. Glad to see another Devs fan out there....even if the shutout sucks and Stevens will likely never play again. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Stacy

GeorgeSSSS

02-02-2005, 01:33 PM

Texas Red:

Thank you for the quote from President Lincoln. That express my feelings better than anything I've ever read.

George

KenP

02-02-2005, 01:44 PM

I hate that bastard, Tex. Damn liberal no goods from New England. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

4churchill

02-02-2005, 03:21 PM

Stacy, my brother in law went to Rutgers, he worked in the Caf, all I can say is I hope you didn't eat the burgers theere, he told me about the boxes which were stamped "Grade D, but suitable for human consumption." Where is Jersey is your husband from? your best buddy? I know, Im sad about stevens. My favorite Dev ever though is Chris Terreri. I am a season Ticket holder, section 101 behind Marty for 2 periods http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif...............by the way.. I wish Uncle Teddy *burp* Kennedy's nose would get redder so they could use him as an emergency light in the senate. That girl he killed when he drove off the bridge drunk and saved himself, is a national hero, she should be on mt. rushmore. If she wouldn't have died, that assclown would have been elected prez. She gave her life to save our county from that drunken moron

H2Finally

02-02-2005, 04:06 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by 4CHURCHILL:
Stacy, my brother in law went to Rutgers, he worked in the Caf, all I can say is I hope you didn't eat the burgers theere, he told me about the boxes which were stamped "Grade D, but suitable for human consumption." <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>NOT TRUE!! I flipped burgers there for a year, and that's some of the best damn burger in the whole East Coast! (Before I tried In-n-Out burgers and moved here to California... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif)

devilsfan

02-02-2005, 04:16 PM

Which hall? Browers always had a nasty reputation, we stuck with Neilsen. Husband's roomie worked there, so we felt pretty safe. Only removed a "few" trays for winter sledding. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Husband is originally from Cedar Grove, then moved to Randolph outside Morristown...we lived in New Brunswick and Sayreville for a while (home of the other commie liberal bastard, Mr. Bon Jovi. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif)

Friend is from Yardville, outside Camden. She's in PA now, but her family is still around there.

I assume you have connections up there as well?

Stacy

4churchill

02-02-2005, 07:32 PM

stacy

im from old tappan, bergen county. my dad still has an office in fort lee, infact when i saw about that plane crash today, the hosppitals they were taking people to were hackensack, where he was on staff, and Holy Nmae in teaneck, the hospital i was born at, and he wass the chief of dentistry/oral surgery at. i go to westchester ny (purchase) for the summers still, and work in manhatten, do you guys ever make it out theere?

devilsfan

02-02-2005, 08:31 PM

We can't travel much out of state since hubby is active duty USAF, but we try to make it up there more often since the in-laws moved to FL. BIL still lives in Morris Township (landscaping contractor with a mullet, don't ask), and we might travel up to see him some time this year. Other than that, there really isn't much that Jersey has to offer. Other than the shore, which kinda lost it's appeal after you're 25. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Stacy

Spike

02-02-2005, 08:40 PM

originally posted by devilsfan,
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Other than that, there really isn't much that Jersey has to offer. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Jersey hater!

H2Finally

02-04-2005, 04:47 AM

Spike, you gotta live here in Sunny SoCal for a while. You'll ask yourself "why the hell didn't I leave Jersey sooner!" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif