How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

[DennisAJC]

I can shower, shave, brush my teef, iron my shirt, suit up, put on my tie, have my coffee and out the door in 30 minutes.

And I'm not shitting you, I look freakin good.https://bat-21.com/images/smilies/clapping.gif


Any man who takes more than 30 minutes is a real fag.https://bat-21.com/images/smilies/clapping.gif

[KenP]

I can shower, shave, brush my teef, iron my shirt, suit up, put on my tie, have my coffee and out the door in 30 minutes.

And I'm not ****ting you, I look freakin good.https://bat-21.com/images/smilies/clapping.gif


Any man who takes more than 30 minutes is a real fag.https://bat-21.com/images/smilies/clapping.gifAfter reading your response in the masterbation thread, you must be quick.:giggling:

BTW, since I don't leave the house to work, all I have to do is take a sheat. About 30 minutes...

[Big Dad]

What about the morning business? You made no mention of that.... I bet if you factor that time in you're over the official "30+ minute fag" factor! :giggling:

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

SHOWER, SHAVE ???

3.25 minutes !!!

[DennisAJC]

After reading your response in the masterbation thread, you must be quick.:giggling:




I can do it on demand.:clapping:

[DennisAJC]

SHOWER, SHAVE ???

3.25 minutes !!!


How many wives do you have????? :jump:

[3Hummer]

shower:15-20 minutes (im still asleep when i have to freagin wake up at 6:15 in the morning cuase i do the tv morning annoucements in school), brush my teeth, hair, throw on clothes and cologne another 10 minutes sooo 25-30 minutes total. But then i gotta throw my board bag for wakeboarding in the car so by the time i actually leave for school its like 33 minutes after i wake up.

[CO Hummer]

I'll see your 30 minutes, and raise you 20. No problem.



However...If I need to comb my Langhoffs, I gotta add 15 minutes.

[dochummer]

About 20-30 minutes by myself. If the wife's with me.... well........

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

How many wives do you have????? :jump:

several former ...........

[BigPoppa1411]

35 min tops.

[KenP]

However...If I need to comb my Langhoffs, I gotta add 15 minutes.Just shave the Langhoffs.:clapping:

[DennisAJC]

Just shave the Langhoffs.:clapping:



MMMMMMMMMM.....Shorn Langhoffs......

[frenzy1]

5 minutes ! Belgian Style ! :perfect10s: Not even long enough to make my mornin' wood go away ! :fdance:

[DennisAJC]

Not even long enough to make my mornin' wood go away ! :fdance:


More pleasurable to soap and clean with morning wood. :D

[frenzy1]

More pleasurable to soap and clean with morning wood. :D


:jump:

Go to bed Dennis !! It must be way past your bedtime in Canada ! I'm starting working in a couple of minutes ! TGIF !

Frenzy

[DRTYFN]

More pleasurable to soap and clean with morning wood. :D
You just went into Gay airspace on that one. You're discussing rubbing cawks with another dood. *coughfaggotcough*

[frenzy1]

You just went into Gay airspace on that one. You're discussing rubbing cawks with another dood. *coughfaggotcough*

ME VERY SORRY ! ME LEAVING GAY AIRSPACE NOW !

[h2co-pilot]

An hour to and hour and a half depending on the day.:o

Normal day

- brush teeth
- Step in the shower
- stand there a couple minutes to get the temp right
- shampoo hair
- wash face
- get different soap
- wash ears neck chest and armpits
- rinse
- lather up the above leg shaving areas
- shave those
- rinse
- wash shoulders to thighs
- rinse
- lather up right leg
- shave
- rinse
- lather and shave the left leg
- rinse
- condition hair
- rinse
- quick once over with soap and rinse
- different soap for feet
- turn off shower and crunch down wrapped in towel to keep warm for a few
- pat dry and push back cuticles with towel


- wrap up in towel
- comb hair and squeeze it out
- Q-tip ears (ahh....feels so good :D)
- deodorant
- check pores
(add 10 minutes if I have a blemish: 5 for gingerly taking care of it- 5 for sulking)
- facial toner
- facial moisturizer
- eye serum
- lip moisturizer
- body moistuizer in summer (at night in winter)

- pick out outfit (could be quick- could be an all out clothes war and I can total a closet in 20 minutes, it just depends)
- towel dry hair and comb again
- dry hair
- use a straightening iron on a few chosen strands
- get dressed
- put on some lip gloss or chapstick
- some shadow and mascara
- stroke on a little blush

:D:P

[CO Hummer]

-comb hair and squeeze one out

So this costs Ken 20 minutes at the grocery store too. :jump:

[h2co-pilot]

So this costs Ken 20 minutes at the grocery store too. :jump:

;) Yup, and forget it if langhoffs are in season- it could be hours.:D

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

An hour to and hour and a half depending on the day.:o

I can save you time >>>>>>>>>>

Normal day

- brush teeth do it in the shower
- Step in the shower
- stand there a couple minutes to get the temp rightadjust before going in
- shampoo hair
- wash face
- get different soap delete this step use the same soap
- wash ears neck chest and armpits
- rinse rinse when you finish the total shower
- lather up the above leg shaving areas
- shave those
- rinse ditto
- wash shoulders to thighs
- rinse ditto
- lather up right leg
- shave
- rinse ditto
- lather and shave the left leg
- rinse ditto
- condition hair
- rinse
- quick once over with soap and rinse ditto
- different soap for feet use original soap
- turn off shower and crunch down wrapped in towel to keep warm for a few
- pat dry and push back cuticles with towel


- wrap up in towel
- comb hair and squeeze it out
- Q-tip ears (ahh....feels so good :D)
- deodorant
- check pores
(add 10 minutes if I have a blemish: 5 for gingerly taking care of it- 5 for sulking)
- facial toner
- facial moisturizer
- eye serum
- lip moisturizer
- body moistuizer in summer (at night in winter)

- pick out outfit (could be quick- could be an all out clothes war and I can total a closet in 20 minutes, it just depends) stay nakad at home
- towel dry hair and comb again
- dry hair
- use a straightening iron on a few chosen strands
- get dressed
- put on some lip gloss or chapstick
- some shadow and mascara
- stroke on a little blush

:D:P


I just saved you 20 minutes

[KenP]

- facial toner
- facial moisturizer
- eye serum
- lip moisturizerI always do my part at this point.:dancingbanana:

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

I always do my part at this point.:dancingbanana:


LOL !!!!!!!!

[dochummer]

I like to turn on the shower and get the temp right before I get in... :)

[DennisAJC]

An hour to and hour and a half depending on the day.:o

Normal day

- brush teeth
- Step in the shower
- stand there a couple minutes to get the temp right
- shampoo hair
- wash face
- get different soap
- wash ears neck chest and armpits
- rinse
- lather up the above leg shaving areas
- shave those
- rinse
- wash shoulders to thighs
- rinse
- lather up right leg
- shave
- rinse
- lather and shave the left leg
- rinse
- condition hair
- rinse
- quick once over with soap and rinse
- different soap for feet
- turn off shower and crunch down wrapped in towel to keep warm for a few
- pat dry and push back cuticles with towel


- wrap up in towel
- comb hair and squeeze it out
- Q-tip ears (ahh....feels so good :D)
- deodorant
- check pores
(add 10 minutes if I have a blemish: 5 for gingerly taking care of it- 5 for sulking)
- facial toner
- facial moisturizer
- eye serum
- lip moisturizer
- body moistuizer in summer (at night in winter)

- pick out outfit (could be quick- could be an all out clothes war and I can total a closet in 20 minutes, it just depends)
- towel dry hair and comb again
- dry hair
- use a straightening iron on a few chosen strands
- get dressed
- put on some lip gloss or chapstick
- some shadow and mascara
- stroke on a little blush

:D:P


OMG we must be twins. That list is exactly what I go through every morning.

Except for the Chapstick. And I squeeze one off in the shower, not after.:D

[DRTYFN]

In a hurry - 5 to 7 minutes
Normal - 15 minutes

Grumpy time is much later, usually arriving around 9:30-10am.:jump:

[frenzy1]

An hour to and hour and a half depending on the day.:o

Normal day

- brush teeth
- Step in the shower
- stand there a couple minutes to get the temp right
- shampoo hair
- wash face
- get different soap
- wash ears neck chest and armpits
- rinse
- lather up the above leg shaving areas
- shave those
- rinse
- wash shoulders to thighs
- rinse
- lather up right leg
- shave
- rinse
- lather and shave the left leg
- rinse
- condition hair
- rinse
- quick once over with soap and rinse
- different soap for feet
- turn off shower and crunch down wrapped in towel to keep warm for a few
- pat dry and push back cuticles with towel


- wrap up in towel
- comb hair and squeeze it out
- Q-tip ears (ahh....feels so good :D)
- deodorant
- check pores
(add 10 minutes if I have a blemish: 5 for gingerly taking care of it- 5 for sulking)
- facial toner
- facial moisturizer
- eye serum
- lip moisturizer
- body moistuizer in summer (at night in winter)

- pick out outfit (could be quick- could be an all out clothes war and I can total a closet in 20 minutes, it just depends)
- towel dry hair and comb again
- dry hair
- use a straightening iron on a few chosen strands
- get dressed
- put on some lip gloss or chapstick
- some shadow and mascara
- stroke on a little blush

:D:P


wow ! Your bathroom must look like this :

http://www.gayswimamsterdam.nl/images/Canal%20Pride/Gay%20Pride%202007%201.jpg

:jump:

[frenzy1]

facial ? I give my wife a facial in the morning ! :jump:

man, if she'll read this, I'm DEAD !:D

[BigPoppa1411]

I always do my part at this point.:dancingbanana:

:jump: :giggling: :jump:

[CO Hummer]

Grumpy time is much later, usually lasting from 9:30-10am.:jump:

Fixed.

[DRTYFN]

Fixed.
No.

Steamers are not launched until they're just about turtling. Sit, sh*t, wipe, flush. No messing around like Dennis.:jump:

[Hmmm2]

No.

Steamers are not launched until they're just about turtling. Sit, sh*t, wipe, flush. No messing around like Dennis.:jump:


OMG!!
:jump: :giggling::jump:

[mikejr]

An hour to and hour and a half depending on the day.:o

Normal day

- brush teeth
- Step in the shower
- stand there a couple minutes to get the temp right
- shampoo hair
- wash face
- get different soap
- wash ears neck chest and armpits
- rinse
- lather up the above leg shaving areas
- shave those
- rinse
- wash shoulders to thighs
- rinse
- lather up right leg
- shave
- rinse
- lather and shave the left leg
- rinse
- condition hair
- rinse
- quick once over with soap and rinse
- different soap for feet
- turn off shower and crunch down wrapped in towel to keep warm for a few
- pat dry and push back cuticles with towel


- wrap up in towel
- comb hair and squeeze it out
- Q-tip ears (ahh....feels so good :D)
- deodorant
- check pores
(add 10 minutes if I have a blemish: 5 for gingerly taking care of it- 5 for sulking)
- facial toner
- facial moisturizer
- eye serum
- lip moisturizer
- body moistuizer in summer (at night in winter)

- pick out outfit (could be quick- could be an all out clothes war and I can total a closet in 20 minutes, it just depends)
- towel dry hair and comb again
- dry hair
- use a straightening iron on a few chosen strands
- get dressed
- put on some lip gloss or chapstick
- some shadow and mascara
- stroke on a little blush

:D:P

Whew I got tired reading all of that....thats one heck of a ritual you have there....lol

[BKLYNH2]

. And I squeeze one off in the shower, not after.:D
I actually read an advice column once written by a girl who's partner did this it was the most hysterical and disturbing thing I have ever read.........





























and now I know who it was. :fdance:

[h2co-pilot]

I like to turn on the shower and get the temp right before I get in... :)

No no no, I do too, it's warm when I get in. But I stand there and get my hair wet and get used to it, then I keep turning up the heat until it's as hot as I can stand it. Then I just stand in there for awhile.

And I'm not squeezing anything but my hair alright! - girls don't poop remember?! And if I did it wouldn't be when I am getting ready. Guys are so nasty.

[CO Hummer]

And I'm not squeezing anything but my hair alright! - girls don't poop remember?! And if I did it wouldn't be when I am getting ready. Guys are so nasty.

Now I'm thinking you squeeze one out before you start the whole ritual. That gives you 1.5 hours before Kenny comes in the bathroom which allows dissipation of the stinky girl-poop odor. Chicks are nasty.