I'm sick of this Sh*t [Archive] - Hummer Forums by Elcova

Dan Langhoff

04-29-2008, 04:49 AM

I've seen just about enough of this childish behavior. Langhoff this. Langhoff that. Blah. Blah. Blah.

You Elcova idiots think you are so funny but you're giving Hummer a bad name. I don't want to be a part of it. So leave me out of your postings. K?

F**king retards.

KenP

04-29-2008, 04:59 AM

Maybe langhoff has nothing to do with you. It is in UrbanDictionary afterall.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=langhoff

:clapping:

Dan Langhoff

04-29-2008, 05:05 AM

Very F*CKING FUNNY.

I've told everyone at HXC that you guys are a bunch of f*cking idiots and you only continue prove my point.

When I was here as "beavis" you guys ran me out of town with Bondage. Ha. But who has the last laugh now, huh? I'm a moderator at HXC and you Elcova dip****s can't touch me there. I know it kills you.

I give you all a big F.U.

CO Hummer

04-29-2008, 05:11 AM

Well this is going to be good. I think it deserves a sticky for a while.

Dan,
No one "ran you out of here". You attacked members of the forum. You made veiled threats towards users here. You even went so far as to imply that you were going to pay a visit to a member's wife when he wasn't home. NOT cool.

And to think......you haven't even been banned here. While we are watching you closely, your "beavis" ID is still available posting. Not sure what purpose signing into a new one serves. We already know who you are.

Dan Langhoff

04-29-2008, 05:17 AM

You attacked members of the forum. You made veiled threats towards users here. You even went so far as to imply that you were going to pay a visit to a member's wife when he wasn't home. NOT cool.

OMG. While it may not have been in good taste, it wasn't serious. I can assure you that I'm not like that.

CO,
You've never done anything you weren't proud of on this forum? I seen you give a lot of crap to guys that you're now "friends" with here.

CO Hummer

04-29-2008, 05:25 AM

OMG. While it may not have been in good taste, it wasn't serious. I can assure you that I'm not like that.

CO,
You've never done anything you weren't proud of on this forum? I seen you give a lot of crap to guys that you're now "friends" with here.

Beav,
Absolutely. There is a traditional hazing period for all noobs. But I've never called out someone's wife name and suggested I'd pay her a visit while he was at work. You're a class act, Dan.

That said, I can give you some contact information for Jamie's wife. :jump:

KenP

04-29-2008, 05:36 AM

What a POS langhoff.

Go crawl back in your hxc hole.:yawn:

Dan Langhoff

04-29-2008, 06:08 AM

What a POS langhoff.

Go crawl back in your hxc hole.:yawn:

You can suck mine, Ken. We don't allow the kind of crap you post here.

Remember Tower, anyone? The guy is a good guy. Yet how did you all treat him here? I'm actually proud to say he's given a fair chance at HXC. Some of you have trolled our site and attacked him. But you been dealt with appropriately.

Tower is a stand-up guy. He posts a lot and gives new members a lot of guidance. I honestly can't understand why you guys are so vicious toward him. Well, then again, I guess I can since you pretty much have proven yourselves to be total idiots and constantly childish.

Tower is home at HXC and will remain there for as long as wants to. I know that irritates you guys which makes it all the more special to me.

CO Hummer

04-29-2008, 06:28 AM

Tower is home at HXC and will remain there for as long as wants to. I know that irritates you guys which makes it all the more special to me.

Nice, Dan. Protect the guy at the expense of everyone else on your site.

Tower has a documented history of:
-Attacking 8 year old children in the Gonzo parking
-Lying about nearly everything, from wheeling accomplishments to product knowledge
-Verbally attacking everyone he wheels with
-Endangering everyone he wheels with - taking risks at the expense of his own saftey and the saftey of others.
-Falling out of his rig and not being able to get up, sort of like turtle on his back.
-Bashing everyone, including HXC and Elcova (depending on where he's posting)
-Pretending to know everyone in the off-road industry (and then getting :OWNED: when called on it for specifics)
-Making a custom hanger in the middle of his H2 to hang is "ski patrol" vest for everyone to see (which we believe is actually stolen). LMAO.

Just ask his ex-wife here on this forum or yours. She will back all of this up.

Why do you guys protect him when he eventually will injure someone at one of your events?

DennisAJC

04-29-2008, 09:09 AM

What kind of a faggoty name is Langhoff? :jump:

HXC is Elcova's garbage can.

h2co-pilot

04-29-2008, 11:22 AM

Langhoff :giggling:

KenP

04-29-2008, 05:07 PM

Don't be a langhoffer.

wpage

04-29-2008, 06:35 PM

I'm sick of this sticky...

Is this person related to Tower?

CO Hummer

04-30-2008, 05:24 AM

Is this person related to Tower?

Dan is a good friends with Tower and protects him like a mama bear protects her cubs. It's pretty sick.

He's been kicking Elcova members out of HXC if they even hint at telling the truth about Ron Migdal (Tower).

How do I know about this?

Well..........my first banning, ever! Why, because I revealed some truths about Tower. But worse, I committed the unforgiveable HXC sin - question the moderators.

DRTYFN

04-30-2008, 05:32 AM

Should have AE'd up first. :clapping:

CO Hummer

04-30-2008, 05:37 AM

Should have AE'd up first. :clapping:

No way. I just logged on as myself and told the truth. Well, not the whole truth because I didn't point out what little pussies Dan and Rich are. :D

Dan Langhoff

04-30-2008, 05:44 AM

No way. I just logged on as myself and told the truth. Well, not the whole truth because I didn't point out what little pussies Dan and Rich are. :D

You can eat my ass, Alan.

Tower and I have been friends for years and there is no way he's done all those things you've said. You, Tim, Alec, DRTY, Dennis, Rox, and all the stupid AEs have it in for him. We take the higher line and give a guy second, third, or fourth chance. That's just the way we are over at HXC.

Oh, and do you ever see us bickering over there? Not a chance. I won't allow it. Our forum is a better place for it. That is a fact.

lauralanghoff

04-30-2008, 06:06 AM

You boys can keep this crap up, but I promise all of you my man will get the better of you.

He loves tower and that man is a saint. He is a wonderful life saver on the slopes and has done great things for the Hummer community.

Im so upset I want to hurt you boys for not seeing his generosity in all the stuff he does. He saves lifes for goodness seakes.

Just leave the towerman alone please.

DennisAJC

04-30-2008, 06:40 AM

LOL @ the hxc gaynest being dragged over here.:clapping:

CO Hummer

04-30-2008, 06:49 AM

I got a bunch of PMs from the "Board of Directors" / Moderators over there.

They are truly hilarious. They whine about Tower, but say they can't do anything. Hahahaha. They can't do anything and they are the BOD and moderators of the forum? It's like Charlie's Angels over there and Charlie is not around while the angels are running the forum.

I thought it was ghey when Bondage was in charge. Whoopsie! Now it worse. hahahaaha.

frenzy1

04-30-2008, 06:52 AM

what's a langhoff ???

CO Hummer

04-30-2008, 07:09 AM

what's a langhoff ???

Check urban dictionary. It's a clump of dung-filled hair from around the anus.

Dan Langhoff

04-30-2008, 07:13 AM

Oh that's really classy. Bring my wife into this. :lame:

I was talking to my buddy Rich and he called it dead on. He said you guys from Elcova would eventually stoop to new lows. Bingo!

F*ck you guys, F*ck DRTY, F*ck CO, and also, F*ck you all.

I would also like to add that I love to suck homeless cock and have a fetish for eating poo.

ssgharkness020147

04-30-2008, 07:14 AM

You boys can keep this crap up, but I promise all of you my man will get the better of you. :orly:

He loves tower and that man is a saint. He is a wonderful life saver on the slopes and has done great things for the Hummer community.

Im so upset I want to hurt you boys for not seeing his generosity in all the stuff he does. He saves lifes for goodness seakes.

Just leave the towerman alone please.

If he'll get the better of us then why must you come here to speak for him?

ssgharkness020147

04-30-2008, 07:16 AM

Oh that's really classy. Bring my wife into this. :lame:

I was talking to my buddy Rich and he called it dead on. He said you guys from Elcova would eventually stoop to new lows. Bingo!

F*ck you guys, F*ck DRTY, F*ck CO, and also, F*ck you all.

Even though you are a whiny fag you make me laugh dan. I cant wait to see how long you can keep this spirited banter up.

CO Hummer

04-30-2008, 07:20 AM

Even though you are a whiny fag you make me laugh dan. I cant wait to see how long you can keep this spirited banter up.

hahaha. No doubt.

Dan and Rich are longtime friends and I expect Rich to join the conversation at some point. Mark my words.

Club Officers
President: Mark Wells (florida@*******Club.com)
Vice President: Richard Hunt (norcal@*******Club.com)
Director: Jon Bell (socal2@*******Club.com)
Director: Jose De Orta (arizona@*******Club.com)
Treasurer: Dan Langhoff (socal@*******Club.com)
Secretary: Robert Sutter (northeast@*******Club.com)

But be careful. Rich is a VP. :giggling:

SnakeH2

04-30-2008, 10:16 AM

I would also like to add that I love to suck homeless cock and have a fetish for eating poo.

:giggling:

jmsspratlin

04-30-2008, 10:44 AM

Beav,
Absolutely. There is a traditional hazing period for all noobs. But I've never called out someone's wife name and suggested I'd pay her a visit while he was at work. You're a class act, Dan.

That said, I can give you some contact information for Jamie's wife. :jump:

Yeah, go right ahead a-hole, and I'll hunt you down and pay a visit.

h2co-pilot

04-30-2008, 12:49 PM

Yeah, go right ahead a-hole, and I'll beam over there and pay a visit.

Fixxy :D

jmsspratlin

04-30-2008, 02:09 PM

Fixxy :D
That's what I meant:fdance:

Only a few more days......:clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

ShaggyX

04-30-2008, 04:39 PM

You people and your drama. :p

ssgharkness020147

04-30-2008, 05:04 PM

You people and your drama. :p

Whar the fukk you been shaggy?

ShaggyX

04-30-2008, 05:40 PM

Haven't been hitting the forums as much lately. Add...I am scared to view most of the threads on this site at work. :)

RuggedH2

04-30-2008, 08:52 PM

Yeah, go right ahead a-hole, and I'll hunt you down and pay a visit.
What a terrifying thought....... I'm certain he's scared to death.

A coneheaded 5 foot 2 inch Air Force nurse on a jealous rampage is a threat that better be taken seriously.......

:jump::jump::jump:

CO Hummer

04-30-2008, 08:55 PM

A coneheaded 5 foot 2 inch Air Force nurse on a jealous rampage is a threat that better be taken seriously.......

hahahhahahahahahhaaha!

:perfect10s: :perfect10s: :perfect10s:

Jamie is too stupid to realize the dig in my comment. I think he took it literally. LMAO. :OWNED:

CO Hummer

05-01-2008, 03:22 AM

OH......MY......

The beav has really got his enragement on. :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

From today's PM:
Who's laughing now, *******. ;) Won't be seeing at HXC anytime soon. Tower's ban was only for one day. In your own words, you've been :OWNED:

ssgharkness020147

05-01-2008, 04:20 AM

OH......MY......

The beav has really got his enragement on. :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

From today's PM:

He's not even close to boiling. :jump:

ssgharkness020147

05-01-2008, 05:42 AM

LMFAO at the location CO.

jmsspratlin

05-01-2008, 05:51 AM

What a terrifying thought....... I'm certain he's scared to death.

A coneheaded 5 foot 2 inch Air Force nurse on a jealous rampage is a threat that better be taken seriously.......

:jump::jump::jump:

This coming from a person like you...I'll take it as a compliment

jmsspratlin

05-01-2008, 05:54 AM

hahahhahahahahahhaaha!

:perfect10s: :perfect10s: :perfect10s:

Jamie is too stupid to realize the dig in my comment. I think he took it literally. LMAO. :OWNED:

Take it literally, are you serious? I don't take anything you guys say literally. Hell, the way I look at it, I'm just one man on a forum full of bit*ches.

CO Hummer

05-03-2008, 10:35 PM

I see Jamie posted a couple things here, then deleted them. What a Langhoffer. :rolleyes:

DennisAJC

05-03-2008, 10:56 PM

I see Jamie posted a couple things here, then deleted them. What a Langhoffer. :rolleyes:

Why did you undelete them?:clapping:

Marcmedic

05-04-2008, 02:40 AM

Take it literally, are you serious? I don't take anything you guys say literally. Hell, the way I look at it, I'm just one man on a forum full of bit*ches.

Maybe you should get some glasses....I don't think your vision is what it used to be.

CO Hummer

05-04-2008, 03:09 AM

Why did you undelete them?:clapping:

I didn't. But I saw that someone got a wild langhoff and did it. :D :D :D

D-MAX

05-04-2008, 12:32 PM

i don't know any one here personaly, talked to adam a few times but it seems this DAN guy is a whinner. seriously, if u have nothing better to do than bitch and cry in a forum, man your some kind of retard.

RuggedH2

05-05-2008, 05:52 AM

This coming from a person like you...I'll take it as a compliment
Take it literally, are you serious? I don't take anything you guys say literally. Hell, the way I look at it, I'm just one man on a forum full of bit*ches.
Well Jamie we've discussed your intelligence and maturity before....... it's pretty obvious that despite being in circumstances that have the potential to build your character...... not much has changed yet.

You're still a complete half-wit, jealous and immature........but if you happen to venture outside your secure environment and wind up anywhere dangerous.... keep your head down anyway. I know it's barely five feet off the deck, so that should help. ;) Watch that pointy part there in the middle.