RubHer Yellow Ducky
05-06-2008, 01:15 AM
A Jewish Farmer, walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond.
The Jewish man shouts, "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen"
TRANSLATION:
"Don't drink the water. The cows have crapped in it."
The man shouts back, "I'm a Muslim. I don't understand. Please speak in English."
The Jewish man shouts, "Use two hands, you'll get more."
The Jewish man shouts, "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen"
TRANSLATION:
"Don't drink the water. The cows have crapped in it."
The man shouts back, "I'm a Muslim. I don't understand. Please speak in English."
The Jewish man shouts, "Use two hands, you'll get more."