KenP
09-05-2008, 02:24 AM
I just got this from one of my lifelong friends who just so happens to be Jewish.:clapping:
An Arab had spent many days in the desert without finding a source of water. It got so bad that his camel died of thirst.
He crawled through the sands, certain that he was breathing his last breath, when suddenly, he saw a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.
He crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand, and discovered that he had a Manischewitz wine bottle.http://by119w.bay119.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://207.46.9.121/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d55b6663f-47c6-406b-b0a9-9421b2bd0809.jpg%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvanBlZw_3d_3d%26nam e%3daW1hZ2UwMDEuanBn%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empt y%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a006b01c90dbe%2524ba82 ee60%2524D298B8B6%2540D2R294B1&oneredir=1&ip=10.1.106.217&d=d2867&mf=0
It appeared that there may be a drop or two left in the bottle, so he unscrewed the top, and out popped a genie. BUT this was no ordinary genie. This genie appeared to be a Chasidic Rabbi, http://by119w.bay119.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://207.46.9.121/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d17d04c42-bcb9-44b1-8624-11d23ef19e5c.jpg%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvanBlZw_3d_3d%26nam e%3daW1hZ2UwMDIuanBn%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empt y%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a006c01c90dbe%2524ba82 ee60%2524D298B8B6%2540D2R294B1&oneredir=1&ip=10.1.106.217&d=d2867&mf=0 complete with black alpaca coat, black hat, side curls, and tzitzies.http://by119w.bay119.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://207.46.9.121/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d10f0998d-9065-417a-85f8-8cd1d8963e1f.jpg%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvanBlZw_3d_3d%26nam e%3daW1hZ2UwMDMuanBn%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empt y%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a006d01c90dbe%2524ba82 ee60%2524D298B8B6%2540D2R294B1&oneredir=1&ip=10.1.106.217&d=d2867&mf=0
'Vell kid,' said the genie, 'you know how it voiks. You got three vishes.'
'I'm not going to trust you,' says the Arab. 'I'm not going to trust a Jewish genie!'
'Vott'ya you got to lose? Looks ta me - you're a gonner anyvay!'
The Arab thought about this for a minute and decided that the genie was right.
'Okay, I wish I were in a lush oasis, with plentiful food and drink.'
** * * * * * * P O O F * *
The Arab found himself in the most beautiful oasis http://by119w.bay119.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://207.46.9.121/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d30db1dc4-15f9-462a-a31e-fd5964b25a6d.jpg%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvanBlZw_3d_3d%26nam e%3daW1hZ2UwMDQuanBn%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empt y%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a006e01c90dbe%2524ba82 ee60%2524D298B8B6%2540D2R294B1&oneredir=1&ip=10.1.106.217&d=d2867&mf=0 he had ever seen and he was surrounded with jugs of wine http://by119w.bay119.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://207.46.9.121/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d335e7607-c26e-4115-91bc-8e5df908d42e.jpg%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvanBlZw_3d_3d%26nam e%3daW1hZ2UwMDUuanBn%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empt y%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a006f01c90dbe%2524ba82 ee60%2524D298B8B6%2540D2R294B1&oneredir=1&ip=10.1.106.217&d=d2867&mf=0 and platters of delicacies.http://by119w.bay119.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://207.46.9.121/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d4c9a6ee9-37f3-403c-8b0f-9a0e22f3e154.jpg%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvanBlZw_3d_3d%26nam e%3daW1hZ2UwMDYuanBn%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empt y%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a007001c90dbe%2524ba82 ee60%2524D298B8B6%2540D2R294B1&oneredir=1&ip=10.1.106.217&d=d2867&mf=0
'Okee-dokee kiddo, vat's your second vish?'
'My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams.'
** * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * *
The Arab found himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare old coins and precious gems. http://by119w.bay119.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://207.46.9.121/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d42e86dbc-e42b-4937-a428-71131c529cb1.jpg%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvanBlZw_3d_3d%26nam e%3daW1hZ2UwMDcuanBn%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empt y%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a007101c90dbe%2524ba82 ee60%2524D298B8B6%2540D2R294B1&oneredir=1&ip=10.1.106.217&d=d2867&mf=0
'Okay kid, you got just vone more vish. Better you should make it a good vone!'
After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says,
'I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful young women will always need and want me !'
** * * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * *
He was turned into a tampon.http://by119w.bay119.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://207.46.9.121/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3de63d2543-c78e-461d-b23c-914735d5d953.jpg%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvanBlZw_3d_3d%26nam e%3daW1hZ2UwMDguanBn%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empt y%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a007201c90dbe%2524ba82 ee60%2524D298B8B6%2540D2R294B1&oneredir=1&ip=10.1.106.217&d=d2867&mf=0
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
If you're an Arab doing business with a Jewish genie, there's going to be a string attached.
An Arab had spent many days in the desert without finding a source of water. It got so bad that his camel died of thirst.
He crawled through the sands, certain that he was breathing his last breath, when suddenly, he saw a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.
He crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand, and discovered that he had a Manischewitz wine bottle.http://by119w.bay119.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://207.46.9.121/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d55b6663f-47c6-406b-b0a9-9421b2bd0809.jpg%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvanBlZw_3d_3d%26nam e%3daW1hZ2UwMDEuanBn%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empt y%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a006b01c90dbe%2524ba82 ee60%2524D298B8B6%2540D2R294B1&oneredir=1&ip=10.1.106.217&d=d2867&mf=0
It appeared that there may be a drop or two left in the bottle, so he unscrewed the top, and out popped a genie. BUT this was no ordinary genie. This genie appeared to be a Chasidic Rabbi, http://by119w.bay119.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://207.46.9.121/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d17d04c42-bcb9-44b1-8624-11d23ef19e5c.jpg%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvanBlZw_3d_3d%26nam e%3daW1hZ2UwMDIuanBn%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empt y%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a006c01c90dbe%2524ba82 ee60%2524D298B8B6%2540D2R294B1&oneredir=1&ip=10.1.106.217&d=d2867&mf=0 complete with black alpaca coat, black hat, side curls, and tzitzies.http://by119w.bay119.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://207.46.9.121/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d10f0998d-9065-417a-85f8-8cd1d8963e1f.jpg%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvanBlZw_3d_3d%26nam e%3daW1hZ2UwMDMuanBn%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empt y%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a006d01c90dbe%2524ba82 ee60%2524D298B8B6%2540D2R294B1&oneredir=1&ip=10.1.106.217&d=d2867&mf=0
'Vell kid,' said the genie, 'you know how it voiks. You got three vishes.'
'I'm not going to trust you,' says the Arab. 'I'm not going to trust a Jewish genie!'
'Vott'ya you got to lose? Looks ta me - you're a gonner anyvay!'
The Arab thought about this for a minute and decided that the genie was right.
'Okay, I wish I were in a lush oasis, with plentiful food and drink.'
** * * * * * * P O O F * *
The Arab found himself in the most beautiful oasis http://by119w.bay119.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://207.46.9.121/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d30db1dc4-15f9-462a-a31e-fd5964b25a6d.jpg%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvanBlZw_3d_3d%26nam e%3daW1hZ2UwMDQuanBn%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empt y%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a006e01c90dbe%2524ba82 ee60%2524D298B8B6%2540D2R294B1&oneredir=1&ip=10.1.106.217&d=d2867&mf=0 he had ever seen and he was surrounded with jugs of wine http://by119w.bay119.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://207.46.9.121/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d335e7607-c26e-4115-91bc-8e5df908d42e.jpg%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvanBlZw_3d_3d%26nam e%3daW1hZ2UwMDUuanBn%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empt y%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a006f01c90dbe%2524ba82 ee60%2524D298B8B6%2540D2R294B1&oneredir=1&ip=10.1.106.217&d=d2867&mf=0 and platters of delicacies.http://by119w.bay119.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://207.46.9.121/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d4c9a6ee9-37f3-403c-8b0f-9a0e22f3e154.jpg%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvanBlZw_3d_3d%26nam e%3daW1hZ2UwMDYuanBn%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empt y%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a007001c90dbe%2524ba82 ee60%2524D298B8B6%2540D2R294B1&oneredir=1&ip=10.1.106.217&d=d2867&mf=0
'Okee-dokee kiddo, vat's your second vish?'
'My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams.'
** * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * *
The Arab found himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare old coins and precious gems. http://by119w.bay119.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://207.46.9.121/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3d42e86dbc-e42b-4937-a428-71131c529cb1.jpg%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvanBlZw_3d_3d%26nam e%3daW1hZ2UwMDcuanBn%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empt y%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a007101c90dbe%2524ba82 ee60%2524D298B8B6%2540D2R294B1&oneredir=1&ip=10.1.106.217&d=d2867&mf=0
'Okay kid, you got just vone more vish. Better you should make it a good vone!'
After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says,
'I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful young women will always need and want me !'
** * * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * *
He was turned into a tampon.http://by119w.bay119.mail.live.com/mail/SafeRedirect.aspx?hm__tg=http://207.46.9.121/att/GetAttachment.aspx&hm__qs=file%3de63d2543-c78e-461d-b23c-914735d5d953.jpg%26ct%3daW1hZ2UvanBlZw_3d_3d%26nam e%3daW1hZ2UwMDguanBn%26inline%3d1%26rfc%3d0%26empt y%3dFalse%26imgsrc%3dcid%253a007201c90dbe%2524ba82 ee60%2524D298B8B6%2540D2R294B1&oneredir=1&ip=10.1.106.217&d=d2867&mf=0
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
If you're an Arab doing business with a Jewish genie, there's going to be a string attached.