Got my first FUH2 note last week.

[Stainless]

I had the H2 valet parked while at my birthday dinner last week and found a torn piece of paper under the wiper when he pulled it up. The note said; "Gas Guzzling Greed" on it. I almost pinched a tear of happiness.

Bought my 08 H2 back in December and this is my first note. I cant beleive it took this long!

[RazM]

Never, ever, let them valet your truck.

EVER.

[H3slate]

Never, ever, let them valet your truck.

EVER. :iagree:

I almost used valet once, but thought better of it, and parked it myself.

[ROX]

Never, ever, let them valet your truck.

EVER.Really? Why? What could they do that I didn't do to it on the Rubicon?:beerchug: :jump:

[Metallic Red]

Congradulations!! They popped your cherry !!:jump: :excited:

[HummerJim]

Consider yourself lucky! My first note was in lipstick on the windshield, several years ago and it said "Global Warming Machine." I never let valet park my H2.

[3Hummer]

I never valet just cuase i dont want people driving my car, espiaclly people i dont know, if it only has valet ill pay them and park myself. And i never got a note :( theres just too many hummers down here no one cares, plus 75% of people have an SUV, i do get the occasional stare down from prius drivers but thats about it

[Kerr]

I still think this is crazy... My G500 drank fuel and the 8.1L (496ci) big block in the sububran drinks like a alcoholic... never one note ever. even the wifes datsun drinks a lot...

[MajorGeek]

I sent them a pic of me in front of my H2 witha spray can down my pants (you know for the penis jokes) and flipping them off. Wrote them twice, I was ignored. So far, nothing here in central New York and I always laugh and point at Prius owners, who for some reason most didnt want that fuglymobile until gas got expensive. Hypocrites. Everyone knows that small cars are hot and SUVs have flooded the market, not to save the environment, but gas went up and keeping up with the Joneses got too expensive. So, to mask that these people pretend to care about the environment. Holler when they need to dispose of their batteries. I repeat a simple thing to them over and over, use as little as possible and your green, move closer to work, not batteries. I work at home, my H2 burns less fuel then a Prius. How? I put under 3000 miles on it this year, do the math.

[SnakeH2]

I work at home, my H2 burns less fuel then a Prius. How? I put under 3000 miles on it this year, do the math.

That's math?? Sounds like assuming...the Prius is putting on more than 3,000 miles/year.

[MajorGeek]

Yeah, pretty much true. The majority of Prius drivers run the hell out of them, sort of the reason you buy a fuel efficient car. I got a Civic to bomb around it, put 5k miles on it in 4 months because its so cheap to drive.

http://motors.shop.ebay.com/Cars-Trucks__?_mak=Toyota&_mod=Prius&_flso=0&_fspt=0&_sadis=-1&_lsbx=2&_sop=7&_fpos=13027&_m2home=1

That's math?? Sounds like assuming...the Prius is putting on more than 3,000 miles/year.