RubHer Yellow Ducky
09-25-2008, 01:10 AM
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl..
Although his English was far from perfect,they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's officeand asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorcewould depend on the circumstances,and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand.Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.She buy a bottle at drugstore
and put on shelf in bathroom.I can read, and it say:'Polish Remover'
Although his English was far from perfect,they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's officeand asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorcewould depend on the circumstances,and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand.Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.She buy a bottle at drugstore
and put on shelf in bathroom.I can read, and it say:'Polish Remover'