frenzy1
02-04-2009, 07:55 AM
Letter from the Boss:
As the CFO of this business that employee 140 people, I have resigned
myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President, and
that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Clients will have
to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot
increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we
will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been
eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn''t
know how to choose who will have to go.
So, this is what I did. I strolled through our parking lot and found six
Obama bumper stickers on our employees'' cars and have decided these
folks will be the first to be laid off.
I can''t think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks
wanted change, I am giving it to them.
If you have a better idea, let me know.
Sincerely, The Boss
As the CFO of this business that employee 140 people, I have resigned
myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President, and
that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Clients will have
to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot
increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we
will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been
eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn''t
know how to choose who will have to go.
So, this is what I did. I strolled through our parking lot and found six
Obama bumper stickers on our employees'' cars and have decided these
folks will be the first to be laid off.
I can''t think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks
wanted change, I am giving it to them.
If you have a better idea, let me know.
Sincerely, The Boss