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DennisAJC

02-03-2005, 12:46 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by hummerwife:
Ok, I'm new here. I'm not sure how all this works yet, so any help would be appreciated.
p.s. - sounds like I missed some good stuff?? What was removed? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

For a newbie, you seem to have knowledge of the "Good Stuff" which was recently removed.

Get back into the kitchen an make me some pie!

hummerwife

02-03-2005, 01:02 AM

ahhh...Dennis...I heard to watch out for you... now it all makes sense http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

DennisAJC

02-03-2005, 01:06 AM

Don't you watch South Park? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Don't worry, I'm always civil to da ladies! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

It's that sick puppy DRTYFN you have to watch out for.

DennisAJC

02-03-2005, 01:07 AM

Oh ya, WELCOME! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

JamesT

02-03-2005, 01:16 AM

Hummerwife,

Fist. Welcome.

Nevermind DennisAJC. He's bitter.

You, as a new member, are required to send in the required Annual Membership Fee of $100.00. When I joined it was $125.00 so you are getting a break. PM me (thats forum lingo for Private Message) and I'll give you a bank account and routing number as I am the official Tresurer for this particular forum. Be wared of others (DRTYFUN) that may try to (DRTYFUN) sway you in other directions (DRTYFUN) with these (DRTYFUN) funds. Upon payment you will be sent your official forum merchandise that includes a T Shirt (small white and tight) 1 set of fuzzy dice matched to the color of your rig (more lingo for H2) and Phil from Trailduty.com will send you anything you want from his web site. Last but not least, Seth & Joyce will send you their latest book "How To Survive Dinsney World on $4.00 a Day". But wait...there's more. Send in your payment by 10:00 a.m. and get DRTYFUN's top ten insults AND his autographed Prom picture with him & JEEPCHICK. Again, welcome and I await your payment.

Most Respectfully,
JamesT

P.S. What the hell are you doing on the computer? Shouldnt you be baking something for the hubby?

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif= ALL IN FUN!!!!!

hummerwife

02-03-2005, 01:17 AM

Thanks. I almost thought I was going to be chased away before I'd even begun to have fun. Everyone will think I'm just a bored housewife who owns a hummer and has nothing better to do than type on...oh, wait... damn it! haha

hummerwife

02-03-2005, 01:18 AM

altho really until I reveal my true identity, I could be just about anyone...anyone can call thenmself "hummerwife"...hmmm http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

DennisAJC

02-03-2005, 01:23 AM

I knew it!!!!! TROLL!!! Get her!!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

KenP

02-03-2005, 01:25 AM

Whew, I thought it was my wife for a minute... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

AAAANND since you're not, go make some brownies. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

LasVegas

02-03-2005, 01:26 AM

I'll throw in the DRTYFN/JEEPCHICK picture free.

JamesT

02-03-2005, 01:29 AM

Vegas,

I laughed so hard when I saw that pic I blew beer out my nose. That burn like a MO FO! Thanks!

hummerwife

02-03-2005, 01:49 AM

James - wow, what a bargain! All that for $100?? Sign me up! Check is in the mail... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

ALL - the REAL reason I'm here is that I hear there are really hot guys on this site. Hopefully this hasn't been a waste of time...

hummerwife

02-03-2005, 01:54 AM

Ok, the REAL REAL reason I'm here is because I'm tired of seeing/hearing about all the trashy pictures/videos that are posted on this site. Frankly, I'm offended...I mean, I know this site is more men than women, but I think it's time to level the playing field. Anyone with me?? Ladies??

ROX

02-03-2005, 02:04 AM

NICE!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif I'm with ya! Too bad I don't have any pictures to share. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

LasVegas

02-03-2005, 02:12 AM

Hey Troll. Don't be posting any covered pictures of yourself. I have a copy of your REAL picture.

DennisAJC

02-03-2005, 03:08 AM

Notice that guy is a cockasian not asian.

Get it? get it? hahahahaha!!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

DRTYFN

02-03-2005, 04:53 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by JamesT:
Hummerwife,

Fist. Welcome. "Fist welcome"??? You're a VERY sick pud!!! If you greet people with a fist I don't want to see how you say goodbye.

... get DRTYFUN's top ten insults AND his autographed Prom picture with him & JEEPCHICK. Again, welcome and I await your payment.

Most Respectfully,
JamesT James, who's DRTYFUN? Are you taking my name in vain? Don't make me smite you mightily upon the head.

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif= ALL IN FUN!!!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'll decide what's "all in fun". Now go say your prayers to me.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Notice that guy is a cockasian not asian.

Get it? get it? hahahahaha!!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's a monster for an Asian. Is that what you hope to someday be after rubbing all of those tiger penis oils on your wee-wee?

Adam in CO

02-03-2005, 12:58 PM

This is a strange thread. Leave it to Dennis...

partsguy

02-03-2005, 01:05 PM

Blinked and missed it http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifWelcome aboard
And what did you need help with?It musta got lost some wheres http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

JamesT

02-03-2005, 02:56 PM

DRTYS's pissed about that pic of him and JEEP leaking out. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

DRTYFN

02-03-2005, 03:26 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by JamesT:
DRTYS's pissed about that pic of him and JEEP leaking out. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, that's it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
Have fun with the boil on your ass.

4churchill

02-03-2005, 03:33 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by JamesT:
DRTYS's pissed about that pic of him and JEEP leaking out. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Have fun with the boil on your ass. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahha you two are like an old jewish married couple, "mort, mort get me my mascara! "whats the difference sadie!?, thats like re-arranging the deck chairs on the titanic!".....discalimer: I'm a jew therefore the jew joke should offend no one! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

LasVegas

02-03-2005, 05:52 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by JamesT:
DRTYS's pissed about that pic of him and JEEP leaking out. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, I guess I did get carried away with the picture. I should have posted the morning after the prom. Sorry.

Fastest H-Town Realtor

02-03-2005, 05:52 PM

I thought nudie pix of all new female members was manditory? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Daddy\'s Girl

02-03-2005, 06:13 PM

Hummerwife - welcome to the lamb-basting forum.

Most of these guys will think you're a gay troll or their ex-wife and verbally torture you forever. So have fun, but be careful where you bend over!!

Daddy\'s Girl

02-03-2005, 06:19 PM

Yup, I'm finished lurking...

Vegas, stop posting pictures of my sister! Man, you're just twisted!

JamesT

02-03-2005, 06:32 PM

That turns a stomach

Albie

02-03-2005, 07:19 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by hummerwife:
Ok, the REAL REAL reason I'm here is because I'm tired of seeing/hearing about all the trashy pictures/videos that are posted on this site. Frankly, I'm offended...I mean, I know this site is more men than women, but I think it's time to level the playing field. Anyone with me?? Ladies?? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well let me tell ya, She is a troll. If she was a straight female, she would have posted a pic of a latin guy. We all know women go head over heels over the latin guys. LOL Ok ok HUmmerwifie please take a pic of your fav. high heel. ( as an act of good faith)

Daddy\'s Girl

02-03-2005, 11:48 PM

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hummerwife

02-04-2005, 01:26 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by partsguy:
Blinked and missed it http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifWelcome _aboard_
And what did you need help with?It musta got lost some wheres http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I was just a little slow figuring out all the different threads, but I'm slowly becoming an expert...thanks!

DennisAJC

02-04-2005, 01:31 AM

Liz,

Answer me something. Of all the choices you could make......Why choose him? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

hummerwife

02-04-2005, 01:33 AM

ok, so I guess I hadn't really figured this out yet. Page 2 popped up after my last reply...and to think I almost missed all this lovely banter. Would've been a shame.
So, everyone has figured out who I am by now, right? I'm nobody's ex-wife (at least not yet! haha) and Adam is usually the only person who gets to call me a troll, but I'll make an exception. I guess I asked for it. I hope to meet you all in Moab! I won't be 4-wheeling, but if anyone would rather spend a day shopping, I'm your gal.

hummerwife

02-04-2005, 01:34 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Liz,

Answer me something. Of all the choices you could make......Why choose him? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

it's the 12 inch...tires. Oh, wait...those are 37's.

DennisAJC

02-04-2005, 01:36 AM

Oh my gosh! How the hell did I know it was you?

Did Adam get my pee stains off his tires yet? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Can't wait to meet you Liz, me gots some STORIES to tell about your hubby. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

hummerwife

02-04-2005, 01:42 AM

that was a guess? wow, I'm impressed.

No, we are leaving the pee for now until we get to see you in Moab. Call us crazy, but we are sentimental folks.

Looking forward to meeting you too! Can hardly wait for the stories...altho I'm a little scared.

KenP

02-04-2005, 02:40 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR> Posted by hummerwife:
No, we are leaving the pee for now until we get to see you in Moab <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Careful with that. It seems DAJC shows it to everyone while in Moab. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

ShaggyX

02-04-2005, 03:46 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by KenP:
Careful with that. It seems DAJC shows a little something to everyone while in Moab. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>There...I fixed it for you. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Its good to see you have finally turned to the dark side Liz. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Albie

02-04-2005, 03:55 AM

so has any one seen LIZ other than her DH? I may have to roll to Moab to see this.......LOL
LIZ = Alec......LOL

DRTYFN

02-04-2005, 04:05 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by hummerwife:
it's the 12 inch...tires. Oh, wait...those are 37's. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Suuuure.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

If it were true would that mean you whistle like a beer bottle whenever it's windy? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

DRTYFN

02-04-2005, 04:16 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Alec W:
i never post anymore and noticed my pic thingy is a dead link, someone hook me up with a new one please http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
S & B