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HummerHippy
04-09-2009, 01:34 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30125386

In regards to the recent first pirate attack on American sailors for around 200 years...

expert Roger Middleton from London-based think tank Chatham House said the pirates were facing difficult choices.
and
"If I was a pirate at this point, I think I'd resign and take up gardening,"

:giggling:

RubHer Yellow Ducky
04-09-2009, 01:40 PM
YEP !!!

splne1
04-10-2009, 03:44 AM
:iagree: Got that damn right!!!

ssgharkness020147
04-10-2009, 06:34 AM
If I were a crew member of one of those ships I'd sit in the back of the ship all day, wait for a pirate to start boarding via rope, and shoot his ass in the face with a flare gun when he got to the top. Game over sambo.

ssgharkness020147
04-10-2009, 06:47 AM
To help illustrate my point:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlK344mvn2k

ssgharkness020147
04-11-2009, 06:57 PM
BTT.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090411/ap_on_re_af/piracy_160

RubHer Yellow Ducky
04-13-2009, 02:53 AM
Every live pirate they can capture should be hung in full view of the coast (local population) no hood, no trial, no mercy !!!

Andy C
04-18-2009, 10:25 AM
Every live pirate they can capture should be hung in full view of the coast (local population) no hood, no trial, no mercy !!!


I am offshore of Angola right now - no pirates here fortunately. My personal preference would be to put a lifejacket on them - slash them a few times - get a good non life threatening bleed going and then kick them over the side.

The rest is obvious.

DRTYFN
04-18-2009, 06:02 PM
Pirates = fish bait

Shoot them enough to weight them down. :beerchug: