Heres my ride...before trade in

[hummakilla]

Hi, I'm a blind businessman from Tampa, and recently traded in my H2!!! Heres me at the car lot before trade in!

[hummakilla]

Hi, I'm a blind businessman from Tampa, and recently traded in my H2!!! Heres me at the car lot before trade in!

[hummakilla]

Hi, I'm a blind businessman from Tampa, and recently traded in my H2!!! Heres me at the car lot before trade in!

[hummakilla]

I told the saleman I needed something with more "bling" thats a little better on gas-since I lost my eyesight after walking into a forklift-I had to trust hus judgment-it sits a little lower than my previous one but boy does it go!!!

[hummakilla]

Heres the engine-from what I'm told it was custom built buy a retired engineer from Lamborghini!!

[hummakilla]

and whats a post without a glimpse of the interior! Its imported egyption leather from what I'm told-it sure is soft!

[hummakilla]

just to prove I'm not lying and to prove I do have the finances to pay for my new ride-heres a picture of my lakefront property (I was able to pay mostly cash for this from the settlement I got from the forklift accident)

[hummakilla]

I guess it would be more believable if I took the pic with the car in it

[hummakilla]

Heres a close up pic of my seeing eye dog cyclops-hes a great help-the original owner never told me why they named him cyclops-probably cause it sounds cool-chicks really dig it when I say "get 'em Cyclops!"

[AZH3]

Hello my blinded brother! I was in an unfortunate offroading accident last year that took my sight away. Here is the rig I used to run, had it not been for that africanized grey bearded chinchilla that violently attacked me right after this picture was taken my life may have gone downhill.

[DRTYFN]

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[AZH3]

I couldn't find the same rage and hatred for the chinchilla in my heart that my friends had so I decided to keep the little bugger, I figured it was fair punishment that I shave his grey beard and bleach him white.

[AZH3]

Hummakilla with that kind of bling you must have yourself one super hot wife! I would say that I'd like to see a picture of her but I'll be damned, I'm still blind...

[AZH3]

Sorry, I forgot to post a pic of my new sweet ass blinged out man machine. You can't find rims like these anywhere fellas so don't even try!!

[hummakilla]

I sure do have a pic of my "better half". Shes supported me troughout my crisis-we met at a hummer convention 3 weeks after my accident-i figured if shes at a hummer convention she has to be hot! Heres a pic of her at the convention!

[AZH3]

I wanted to post a picture of the vacation the wife and I recent took to California, we rented out a beachfront house for 10 days. Can you believe they only charged me 3,000 a night for this?! A steal if you ask me! The wife must have really loved it there cause she hasn't come home yet and it's been 2 months. Come to think of it I haven't seen her since she told me she was going for a dip in the ocean, she must be having a ball!

[AZH3]

Wow! WOW!!! That's all I can say after looking at the infinite beauty that is your wife! Hold her tight my friend, she's a keeper!

[hummakilla]

Wow thats great Blingin! You like the water too? I recently bought a house boat because I love to spend countless hours on the water-luckily, I got a great deal on my boat-its a 30 footer that I got for under $65 grand!!!

[AZH3]

That's beautiful, I'm glad you and the wife get to enjoy some quality marine time together. That thing looks like it would be a breeze to navigate!

After the W.O.O.C.A.V. (World Order Of Chinchilla Attack Victims) got a few rallies organized for me after the mishap I managed to retain enough after purchasing the new ride to pick myself up a private plane. She sure is a beauty from what I'm told. Getting her detailed next week then it's a trip to the Bahama's!

[AZH3]

This is kind of embarrassing but I was on my home the other night and apparently the bling was kickin hardcore and well you know how "onetime" doesn't like to see us rich bling masters out strutin our stuff so I got pulled over and harrassed for almost 45 minutes. They even called a K-9 unit out to search the bling machine for drugs. You won't find no heeby geeby on me buddy!

[hummakilla]

Hey guys! I just got an email on a great deal on some beachfront property off the coast of Asia!!! I'm going to see if I can get the finances together to buy this up!!!

[RoverRoller]

Im depressed after looking at those pictures

[AZH3]

That's understandable. Sometimes being faced with others massive wealth can be enough to just put you in a crabby mood. Cheer up little cowboy!

[AZH3]

This is from a recent W.O.O.C.A.V. fund raiser. It was supposed to be one of the biggest ever, however only $1.76 was raised after 12 hours.

From what I understand this man had a run in with a chinchilla in nam, I believe he received a purple heart after being struck by a stray poop pellet.

[AZH3]

Hello again everyone! It would seem some of you are having a diffucult time contacting me or replying to my messages so I figured I would give you my email address. Feel free to contact me anytime!

blingin@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnop qrstuvwxyzabcdefghijk.com (http://blingin@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnop qrstuvwxyzabcdefghijk.com)

[AZH3]

Darnit, I almost forgot to tell you guys the good news!!!! I recently acquired a very rare H2, it has been pictured many times in all the magazines and even appeared in a movie! The dealer assures me this vehicle has been through the 150 point inspection and has passed with flying colors, he is a car dealer so why would he lie.

Granted this won't be my daily driver as the bling machine will still take priority due to the 30's I recently placed on it, but she will get some miles!

[hummakilla]

Wow Blingin! That is sweet! Well, I have a confession to make-I was planning on proposing this week to my beautiful lady, but I ran into a bargain I couldn't pass up-feast your eyes on this hummer fans! and no-its NOT for sale! I was going to put rims on her but she looks too damn hot!

[KenP]

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[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

It appears to Me the Troll Patrol should interject itself now. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif I'm one of the least experienced at flushing them out so I will have to leave it to Our senior or our seniority leadership to decide this issue. Plus there are just a few that have that honed ability to deal with trolls.
Now if I'm wroung I would apreciate My senior leadership in providing some Me with some training if this is a good object study lesson episode. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Thank
TAZ (Rick)

[devilsfan]

Nah, this is too much fun. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Stacy

[hummakilla]

Hey RLTAZH2, why dont you go shave your palms! Just because you cant have the finer things in life like the rest of us, don't come in here to butter your popcorn! You anal probing skull collector!

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hummakilla:
Hey RLTAZH2, why dont you go shave your palms! Just because you cant have the finer things in life like the rest of us, don't come in here to butter your popcorn! You anal probing skull collector! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Jesus... do I have a split personality that I'm not aware of?

[Spike]

originally posted by DF,
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Jesus... do I have a split personality that I'm not aware of? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
It's like that Seinfeld episode, he's a bizarro DRTYFN

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Spike:
originally posted by DF,
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Jesus... do I have a split personality that I'm not aware of? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
It's like that Seinfeld episode, he's a bizarro DRTYFN <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Bizarro? Wouldn't that make him nice & polite? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[LasVegas]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN: (102)
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Spike:
originally posted by DF,
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Jesus... do I have a split personality that I'm not aware of? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
It's like that Seinfeld episode, he's a bizarro DRTYFN <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Bizarro? Wouldn't that make him nice & polite? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Then he HAS to be comparing it to someone else! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif