E.L.F. FUN!!!!

[Buckeye Hummer]

OK so we all know E.L.F. stands for Earth Liberation Front. I thought we could have a little fun with this acronym so everyone please make up your E.L.F. just to poke some humor at these mindless turds.

I will get you started with the most benign one:

E.L.F. Everone Loves Four Wheelin'

[Buckeye Hummer]

OK so we all know E.L.F. stands for Earth Liberation Front. I thought we could have a little fun with this acronym so everyone please make up your E.L.F. just to poke some humor at these mindless turds.

I will get you started with the most benign one:

E.L.F. Everone Loves Four Wheelin'

[Steve R]

Eco Looney Freaks

[Kevin B]

Eartharming Life Forces

Exemplifying Ludicrous Factions

Exaust Loving Freeks

Oh so many more.............

[2slo4now]

This thread ought to go on for a while.


How bout

Eccentric Licentious Foundation.

Dan from Alabama

[Kevin B]

Enviormental Loosers Foundation

Everyone Loves Fires

Evolution Left Fools
*note:I do not endorse the THEORY of evolution*

[DRTYFN]

HAHAHA!!! You don't believe in evolution? What do you believe in? The hokey storybook idea of creationism? HAHA!! What a nut!!

[2slo4now]

Hey DRTYFN

Some people find the "hokey textbook THEORY of evolution" to be a story. In fact it is a constantly changing story. I have come to this conclusion about this topic.

"Who am I to say that God did not create the universe."

Dan from Alabama

Now lets get back to the E.ver L.asting F.un

[SOFTTAILJC]

EAT LOUD FARTS

[argonaut]

Evolution is the shiznit

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

[DRTYFN]

Sorry, i just love to poke at religion.
When someone even starts to squeak about religion I have to tease and get them all riled up. Like teasing the little dog in a car that barks for no reason when you walk by. I like to make the little turd tear up the dash or headrest because he's so pissed off.

[Klaus]

Every
Lowlife's
Fantasy

Klaus

"God made some men big and some men small, but Sam Colt made them all equal."

[Kevin B]

Drtyfn,

Don't tease me cause you can't come up with a transitional species. Many better and more educated, I assume, than you and I have failed since the puplication of The Origin Of Specieshttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

And yes PROUDLY I will wear the title Jesus Freak

Now back to E.L.F.

Endangered Life Forms

[Ted]

Environmentalist Lunatic Fringe

[DennisAJC]

Excrement Loving Fornicators

DRTYFN, I promise the stock# in the AM(wrote it down)

Back to business...DRTYFN, you will burn in HELL! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

[DRTYFN]

I know, I know. I'm just working on a room upgrade now. Maybe a suite with a couple of hot busty imps. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[ticket2ride]

I'm with you, DRTYFN.

For fun, I was toying with these for my Hummer's license plate:

GODLESS
HERETIC
DEICIDAL
etc.

But I decided not to go with any of those.

For years, I just ignored religion, let the silly folks "believe", whatever. But 9/11 was the last straw. It proved to me how dangerous religious nuts are. Now I'm firmly anti-religion -- if it comes up, I voice my opinion against it. I consider it a cancer of humanity.

Here's to appreciating /this/ life and our time here, not some imagined afterlife.

Flame on! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[DennisAJC]

DRTYFN,

2004 H2 NAV part#: 15204335

Comes with a nav CD for USA, CANADA, and HELL
when you're cruising the molten lava! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

[Spidey]

E.L.F.

ENDLESS LECTURING FOOLS .......... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif For them


Eats Lotsa Fuel .... for us H2 owners http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Buckeye Hummer]

URGENT!!! I think I just saw the president of the E.L.F. He was at Whole Foods in Glendale wearing Birkenstock sandals, dirty tan shorts and a t-shirt that said "Hug a Tree". He also wreaked of dope and had just picked up some organic nectarines. He refused to put them in a plastic bag!

I got his bicycle license number. Do you guys think I should report him?

If you have a description of an E.L.F. member you saw recently please continue... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DennisAJC]

Exteremly
Little
****ers

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

[DRTYFN]

Dennis, you are soooo going to Hell for using that kind of language!!!

[DennisAJC]

HAHAHA,
part# is on this thread....Satan lover http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

[DRTYFN]

Don't love something I don't believe in. I do believe I'll have another beer though. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[DennisAJC]

She will be waiting for you DRTYFN!

REPENT! REPENT!!

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

[DRTYFN]

SWEET!!!! Bet she knows tricks those goodie two shoes angels don't! Bet she know what a blumpkin is. And a Dirty Sanchez. I wonder if I can get a spinning Vietnamese f**k chair in my room?

[SUTJim]

Enviromentalists
Lacking
Funds

P.S. Jesus was Anti-Religious, Thats why they crucified him. At the time the leaders were so into following the Law of the Bible that they missed the point.
Most churches today miss the point, but that does not mean there is no God. You have to have more faith to believe in the theory of Evolution then believing the factual evidence that there is a God.

Current Chevy Avalanche owner,
future H2 SUT owner

[DRTYFN]

HAHAHA!!! Stop it!!! You're gonna make me fall out of my chair!!! Jesus!!! HAHAHA!!!! So f***ing funny!!! What other superstitions do you have? HAHAHA!!!!

[argonaut]

Everybody Loves Fabio...

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

[ckhagman]

I am not pro or anti-religion. People have a choice but just remember when December 25 roles around I don't want to hear any crap from you anti-religious corners saying what you got for Christmas. That would be hypocracy.

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SUTJim:
Enviromentalists
Lacking
Funds

P.S. Jesus was Anti-Religious, Thats why they crucified him. At the time the leaders were so into following the Law of the Bible that they missed the point.
Most churches today miss the point, but that does not mean there is no God. You have to have more faith to believe in the theory of Evolution then believing the factual evidence that there is a God.

Current Chevy Avalanche owner,
future H2 SUT owner<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Spoken like a true Satan worshipping goat fornicator. Burn sucker http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

[Kevin B]

WOW http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[DRTYFN]

Don't taunt!! God wouldn't like that. Now be nice and eat all of your vegetables or God won't let you into Heaven.

[RLT H2]

Everyone's Lesbian Fantasy

Easy Lapdance Financing

Everybody Loves Four-wheeling (or is that ELFW??)

Extremely Loud Farts

I'll try more later - working late tonight - when I get tired, my mind starts working in REALLY odd ways...

[Kevin B]

DRTYFN, How do you know what God likes http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gifBTW It worries me that you used caps. I thought you wern't into all that hokey pokey stuff

[DRTYFN]

Sorry, but there isn't a font for sarcasm. Otherwise I'd use it in bold caps. And no, I don't subscribe to organized religion. It's just a way to control the masses.

[DennisAJC]

ELVIS LIVES FOREVER!!!!!!!!

That's all folks! Good night!

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

[SUTJim]

Evolutionists
Love
Fiction

I don't mind the slams, but you have to come up with an ELF acronym FIRST!! This way we keep the post to the topic.

Current Chevy Avalanche owner,
future H2 SUT owner

[DennisAJC]

Every
Losers
Fantasy

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

[GraysH2]

EARTH LOVING FAGGOTS!!!!!

Temet Nosce...know thyself

[DennisAJC]

Eeeek!
Little
Feet!

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

[Kevin B]

Anyone one into Little Feat? As in mucic?

[DRTYFN]

Good thing you added the part about music or I would have thought you were Michael Jackson.

[DennisAJC]

HAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Mikey is a sick potatoe.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

[ticket2ride]

Mr. Hagman,

Re: December 25:

Happy Festivus!

:-D

[JP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>If you have a description of an E.L.F. member you saw recently please continue... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Mr. E.L.F. Himself (http://www.gray-davis.com/) - dam wackos...