Increase mpg easy

[starkey188]

I've had an H2 since 05' and love my truck. I am heading up a gold and silver exploration project and use my H2 in rough country everyday. I recently stumbled upon a rare mix of minerals that have interesting properties. I can set a bag of this crush volcanic pluton on my gas tank ( notice I didn't say in my gas tank) and the energy generated, micro clusters the gas molecules and makes the gas burn more efficiently. That translates into increased mpg (almost 2mpg) and decreased hydrocarbon emissions and lower nox emissions and slightly lower co emissions. Performance also increases about 18%. I have just completed a test on a new 2011 freightliner sprinter van with a diesel engine and increased the mpg 4 mpg. I have just started a website and you can see it at www.structuredfuel28.com. Oil is also effected by this process. Take a look. Money back if you don't like it. This is advanced particle physics technology.

[JJJTX]

Really? :raar:

[starkey188]

Yes, Really.

[guruerror]

Got any free samples? If I put my grandmother in the 3rd row (over the gas tank) will it help with her rheumatoid arthritis?

[starkey188]

No free samples, and don't know about your grandmother. You'll have to try it.

[guruerror]

Thanks...I think I've got some crush volcanic pluton in the garage, I'll give it a try this weekend. If it helps, maybe we can partner up with QVC and sell some crush volcanic pluton alloy bracelets or something.

I'll keep you posted.

[Big.Z.hummin]

:popcorn:

[starkey188]

No need to go there. My global warmer now can meet every other cars standards for hydrocarbon emissions. Less hydrocarbons out the tailpipe equals more gas molecules used ie. better milage and more power. In Phoenix the dmv tests each car for their emissions, its pretty black and white. Anyone that has to get their car tested, let me know, I will send you some to use. I just ask that you test before and after treatment. There are alot of variables to checking mpg so testing emissions will not get miscalculated.

[guruerror]

So? There are free samples? MD has emissions testing and I'm due next month for my checkup...let me know.

[Chubosco]

Gee, can you beam some of that magic dust to me? I will snort it.

I don't know what scares me the most. The fact that this guy is completely nuts and believes his own story or that he is a con artist and his post is still up.

[guruerror]

I'll test and post results if I get a free sample. No way I'm paying up front for this.

[Rico001]

:raar:

[ben86]

If I put my grandmother in the 3rd row (over the gas tank) will it help with her rheumatoid arthritis?


:clapping: :drama:

[The_Yeti]

I can do the same with my Moon rocks, but I don't use them on my gas, I put them next to my beer for less calories.

[PaHumBug]

If I put some in my piggy bank will it make my money worth more???:notallthere:

[guruerror]

I can do the same with my Moon rocks, but I don't use them on my gas, I put them next to my beer for less calories.
Where did you get your moon rocks? I got mine on ebay, but I think I got ripped off...they say 'Made in Mexico' on the bottom! :giggling:

I have noticed that if I load a couple buckets of them up in the truck, and set them directly over the gas tank, that my MPG drops from 12 to 10, so I guess they have some sort of 'interesting property' of their own. I'm thinking that if I up it to 15-20 buckets I can get the MPG down to 0.

[starkey188]

People use to believe the world was flat also man couldn't fly. Now man flies to the moon. Proof is in the pudding. Guruerror send me your address and I will send you a unit and tell you how to install it. my email is ckgold.starkey@gmail.com

[guruerror]

People use to believe the world was flat also man couldn't fly. Now man flies to the moon. Proof is in the pudding. Guruerror send me your address and I will send you a unit and tell you how to install it. my email is ckgold.starkey@gmail.com
Done.

[guruerror]

Let me start by saying that I am honestly keeping an open mind about this test and have been monitoring my MPG for the last two tanks of fuel (I figured, 'what the hell'). The process I have been using to calculate my MPG is pretty simple; fill up, reset trip-o-meter, drive 'til near empty, re-fill tank, divide the distance on the trip-o-meter by the amount of gallons added...repeat.

So...my SF28 (aka 'Moon Rocks') arrived today in the mail...in a denim pouch...

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i271/guruerror/photo-1.jpg

...mind still open, but for the remainder of this test I will be referring to the product as the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

The game plan:


Finish three tanks of gas (currently on my 2nd), monitoring my MPG for each
Average my MPG
Test my emissions (I'm due in August anyway)
Install Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator on the gas tank
Run another three tanks of gas, monitoring my MPG
If the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator produces results in MPG and performance I'll retest my emissions and compare the results


I'll report back here as I progress.

[NJ H2]

I can do the same with my Moon rocks, but I don't use them on my gas, I put them next to my beer for less calories.

Now that is FUNNY!!! :jump:

[The_Yeti]

Hmmmm... must be from Canada, they love denim :giggling:

[guruerror]

UPDATE: My last three tanks of gas yielded the following MPG (NOTE: this is WITHOUT the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator):

1st Tank: 11.3 (this is my typically MPG since installing the 37s, 4.56 gears, exhaust and CAI)
2nd Tank: 11.1 (got a bit hotter that week, so I used the AC a bit)
3rd Tank: 10.7 (been hotter then hell most days...I used the AC nearly this whole tank)

I had the truck's emissions test performed Saturday morning with the following results:

Emissions Readings:
HC(ppm): 6 (MD state standards: 100)
CO%: 0.01 (MD state standards: 0.75)

SIDE NOTE: I've never paid attention to the emissions reports before and was very surprised to see that the truck's numbers were so low. Someone should tell the huggers... :)

I installed the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator Saturday evening. I bungied the demin sack to the top of the gas tank where the fuel line felt like it exited...as instructed. I capped off my tank, reset my trip-o-meter...LET THE TEST BEGIN.

Updates will be forthcoming.

[lasvegash2]

any updates?

[guruerror]

any updates?
Since the install...

1st tank: 11.1
2nd tank: 11.3
3rd tank: (working on that now)

The 2nd tank surprised me because I spent 150 miles towing my 5x8 with ATV through the mountains of western Maryland. I was using the Towing feature; the truck had noticeably different shift points and it was obvious that the extra weight was there. I expected this tank to yield much lower MPG due to the hauling, but it came out .2 higher.

[GRTWHT1]

I used to run a fuel catalyst in my 2 stroke 500cc atv all the time and found them to keep my fuel always fresher and never had any fuel problems while running it. They look like metal "mentos" that you drop in your tank.
I would not be surprised if there was some science here at work with this moon dust.
Making fuel is a science in itself. Here is a link to the catalyst:

http://www.fitchcatalyst.com/recreational_vehicles.php

[mightyepp]

One of my friend's dads does something similar and swears by it. He is currently testing it out as well and is going to tell me the results. But he claims more drastic changes in fuel economy than 2mpg, more like 15mpg. If it pans out I'll throw it on here and we can combine all these products for the most fuel efficient vehicle ever.

[HumminNBoatin']

:popcorn:

[guruerror]

Since the install...

1st tank: 11.1
2nd tank: 11.3
3rd tank: (working on that now)

The 2nd tank surprised me because I spent 150 miles towing my 5x8 with ATV through the mountains of western Maryland. I was using the Towing feature; the truck had noticeably different shift points and it was obvious that the extra weight was there. I expected this tank to yield much lower MPG due to the hauling, but it came out .2 higher.

That 3rd tank averaged 10.7. (SIGH)

"Nothing to see here, folks.
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. "

[Big.Z.hummin]

And I had such high hopes... wait... nope.... actually I didnt. :violin:

[Vettster]

One of my friend's dads does something similar and swears by it. He is currently testing it out as well and is going to tell me the results. But he claims more drastic changes in fuel economy than 2mpg, more like 15mpg. If it pans out I'll throw it on here and we can combine all these products for the most fuel efficient vehicle ever.

Even better than that. Put a clothes pin on the fuel line.
Works every time.:rolleyes:

[starkey188]

Keep watching, the truck's mpg calculator is slow. You can manually check for quicker results. What was your emissions retest? Thats why I sent you the SF28 to check emissions.

[starkey188]

My mpg is 13.1 and climbing.

[guruerror]

Keep watching, the truck's mpg calculator is slow. You can manually check for quicker results. What was your emissions retest? Thats why I sent you the SF28 to check emissions.
I have been checking the last six tanks manually; the three prior to the installation and the three since the installation.

I am currently on my fourth tank since the installation and will be filling up this evening, so I'll have another set of results to post. I'll do another emissions test this Saturday and post the results as well...as that was part of our agreement. But to be honest (and I think I speak for most of this forum) I wouldn't pay money for this if the only positive result was 'lower emissions' especially since I've seen how low the truck blows already. It would have to post some MPG results for me to come out of pocket with the George Washingtons.

I'm also going to leave the unit attached and see if there are any long term MPG results (posting back here and there) and also to see my dealer's reaction when he finds it on top of the tank...that'll be funny.

[guruerror]

Tank 4: 11.1

My mpg is 13.1 and climbing.
Must be that dry heat...

[starkey188]

Something isn't right, your mpg is all over the place. Does your computer agree with your calcs? Reset your truck's mpg calculator and watch it, over time it should increase. Something else to consider is your driving habits, are you driving basicly the same conditions or are you pulling trailers or city driving vs highway etc ? All things to consider. Possible you got a bad batch but this has ALLWAYS work with positive results. Thanks for the testing by the way.

[guruerror]

I wouldn't say it's 'all over the place'...LOL. It's within .6 across the board. Any abnormalities in my typical driving habits for each tank have been outlined in my posts. These last four tanks have been very 'vanilla.'. No AC, no towing, no unusual trips, speeds or changes in gas types.

[Chubosco]

Starting tomorrow, I am putting rabbit eggs in my fuel tank.

I expect a 100% increase in my MPG.:twak:

[guruerror]

Tank 5: 11.0

Today's Emissions Readings:
HC(ppm): 6 (MD state standards: 100)
CO%: 0.01 (MD state standards: 0.75)

The emissions are the same as before. Maybe I've got a bad batch of moon rocks?! Houston, we have a problem. LOL.

[diablo344]

Great post. Thank you for the information

[starkey188]

Hey Guru, if I send you a postage paid box would you send the unit back? I would like to inspect it to see why it didn't work.

[guruerror]

Sure. You can use the same address as before.

[Sportsdude]

:popcorn:

[PaHumBug]

How embarrassing to have guru publicly demostrate this tried and true method to gain mpg's, and wouldn't you know it, he happened to get a faulty Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator...
:lame:

Still waiting for your results Starkey...

:popcorn:

[guruerror]

...and I am still awaiting the 'postage paid box.'

The moon rocks are still on my tank...and I'm still getting the same mileage. I switched back to 'moon rocks' cause it's easier to remember. LOL!

My buddy was checking the truck out this weekend and said, "WTF is that demin sack on your gas tank?" I laughed, because I completely forgot it was up there and said, "I don't know. It was there when I bought it from the dealer."

[PaHumBug]

:giggling:

[guruerror]

The moon rock experiment ends tonight. In a privately-held, solemn ceremony I will be reaching up under the truck's backsides and clipping his little denim sack.

Refreshments will be served afterwards.

[guruerror]

starkey188: Do you still want these moon rocks? If not, I'm going to roll some of it up and see if I can catch a buzz.

[OrangeCrush]

starkey188: Do you still want these moon rocks? If not, I'm going to roll some of it up and see if I can catch a buzz.

Is there anything you won?t smoke?

:D


Mark

[starkey188]

Hey Guru I forgot about you. Since you had a hurricane I thought I would wait. I'll send a postage paid box this week.

[PaHumBug]

:popcorn:

[2010_5thgen]

i think that was probably the best thread i have ever seen. :giggling: by far the funniest.

[guruerror]

I put some of the moon rock residue in a medicine pouch and have been wearing it around my neck for the last week...

I've noticed that the I can run much faster then before; the strength in my right arm is amazing (sweet); and if I cover my right eye I can see really, really far with my left eye.

I'm selling these pouches at $40 a pop...let me know!

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i271/guruerror/MedicineBagPendant.jpg

[Chubosco]

I bought some and my penis grew 4.5 inches. Now, the ladies love me. Life is great.

[PaHumBug]

I put some of the moon rock residue in a medicine pouch and have been wearing it around my neck for the last week...

I've noticed that the I can run much faster then before; the strength in my right arm is amazing (sweet); and if I cover my right eye I can see really, really far with my left eye.

I'm selling these pouches at $40 a pop...let me know!

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i271/guruerror/MedicineBagPendant.jpg

Do you have any in denim???:p

[guruerror]

Do you have any in denim???:p
LOL! Sorry...bull-sack leather only. I found that denim negates the magic properties of the moon rocks.

[PaHumBug]

LOL! Sorry...bull-sack leather only. I found that denim negates the magic properties of the moon rocks.

Ahhh, better tell Starkey you solved the mystery!!!;)

[2010_5thgen]

do you have any pictures of what these moon rocks look like?

[guruerror]

do you have any pictures of what these moon rocks look like?
Even better...here's a pic of Starkey collecting the samples:

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i271/guruerror/4501169a-i10.jpg

...seriously though, I'll take a pic of the 'real deal' this evening and post. It just looks like crushed rocks.

[2010_5thgen]

Lol...that's great.

[USMC_Buckaroo]

I can do the same with my Moon rocks, but I don't use them on my gas, I put them next to my beer for less calories.


LOL!!! :beerchug:



Buck.

[USMC_Buckaroo]

Hmmmm... must be from Canada, they love denim :giggling:


...you should quit your day job.



Buck.

[guruerror]

do you have any pictures of what these moon rocks look like?
Here's the legit pic...

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i271/guruerror/photo-2.jpg

[USMC_Buckaroo]

Howdy Guru,

Many thanks for the entertaining thread and the exhaustive R&D....the last few comments almost made me atomize {my 'scientific' contribution} the milk I was drinking....Spufffffffftt!!





Buck.

[2010_5thgen]

you need to put those rocks and dust back in a bag and hook it up to a little rocket and send them back where they came from. :giggling:

[guruerror]

you need to put those rocks and dust back in a bag and hook it up to a little rocket and send them back where they came from. :giggling:
WHAT?! I've been waiting on you to send me your address. I could have swore that you PMed me last week and said that you wanted to try them on your Z? No? I can put them in black denim...LOL.

[2010_5thgen]

i dont have a Z...but i get pretty good mileage out of the camaro. better than my hummer and silverado combined.

[guruerror]

i dont have a Z...but i get pretty good mileage out of the camaro. better than my hummer and silverado combined.
That's right...they don't make the Z28 any more...it's SS. You got the 6.2?

[2010_5thgen]

yes sir! they do make a ZL1 now though.:dancingbanana:

[H2Miami]

I know this is a pretty old thread but Im dying of laughter at 1 am ... ok enough I already wake up my wife and kids ... Good night :clapping:

[USMC_Buckaroo]

I bought some and my penis grew 4.5 inches. Now, the ladies love me. Life is great.


Well, NOW you have my attention!!!! :perfect10s:


I just have to figure out how to get 'Mr. Happy' to snort up the moon rock dust......




Buck.

[guruerror]

Well, NOW you have my attention!!!! :perfect10s:


I just have to figure out how to get 'Mr. Happy' to snort up the moon rock dust......




Buck.
Put it in a straw and blow it down the hole...

I think he's full of sh!t though...mine didn't get any longer, but it sure got fatter; mostly due to the swelling from the infection though...(sigh)

[OrangeCrush]

Put it in a straw and blow it down the hole...

I think he's full of sh!t though...mine didn't get any longer, but it sure got fatter; mostly due to the swelling from the infection though...(sigh)


Okay, I'm out of this thread after that comment.

:fdance:


Mark