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DennisAJC
05-02-2006, 09:26 PM
Doc phoned today and told me it's going to be more expensive to neuter The Chazz because he has 1 nut? WTF???? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Adam in CO
05-02-2006, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Doc phoned today and told me it's going to be more expensive to neuter The Chazz because he has 1 nut? WTF???? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Shouldn't it be half price?

Kevin B
05-02-2006, 09:56 PM
what did you do with the other one Dennis http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif ?

PARAGON
05-02-2006, 10:04 PM
Canadian Oysters http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

DennisAJC
05-02-2006, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by PARAGON:
Canadian Oysters http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

I thought ball munching only happened in Colorado??? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

LOL! I finally just realized what Rocky Mountain Oysters are. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

HummBebe
05-02-2006, 10:16 PM
Cryptorchid. Means he has one up inside....major surgery.

HummBebe
05-02-2006, 10:19 PM
Makes them mean too.

deicustoms1
05-02-2006, 10:23 PM
Don't dogs take after their owner? Maybe the pup just needs a better role model.

DennisAJC
05-02-2006, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by HummBebe:
Cryptorchid. Means he has one up inside....major surgery.

That's what he said but I didn't fully catch it.

Maybe it'll drop in a few more weeks. He is still a pup.

Thanks Bebe

DennisAJC
05-02-2006, 10:41 PM
Originally posted by dei???????:
Don't dogs take after their owner? Maybe the pup just needs a better role model.


Are you schooling me on being a role model?????? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Originally posted by dei???????:
But if that's how you want it, for $73,500 USD I can get you a Russian bride, with lifetime guarantee. PM me.

You're not related to HummThis are you????? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

deicustoms1
05-02-2006, 11:00 PM
I'm just saying, I have 2 testicles, and all the male dogs I've had, also had 2 testicles prior to being neutered. So obviously you are doing something wrong. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

DennisAJC
05-02-2006, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by dei???????:
I'm just saying, I have 2 testicles, and all the male dogs I've had, also had 2 testicles

Can you lick your balls just like your dogs??? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Originally posted by dei???????:
I sniff the mailman's crotch just like my dogs.

See how confusing you're getting? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

deicustoms1
05-02-2006, 11:19 PM
No, I don't think I can. But then again, I'm the dogs role model, the dogs aren't my role models, you are. So maybe I should be able to? Who knows.

My dogs aren't really into sniffing the mailmans crotch, but they'll pee on anyone they can, just like me. I think I might have gotten that from them.

DRTYFN
05-02-2006, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
Cryptorchid. Means he has one up inside....major surgery.

That's what he said but I didn't fully catch it.

Maybe it'll drop in a few more weeks. He is still a pup.

Thanks Bebe </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I heard if you put them in the microwave for a few seconds it'll make the nut drop.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Racer-X
05-03-2006, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
Cryptorchid. Means he has one up inside....major surgery.

That's what he said but I didn't fully catch it.

Maybe it'll drop in a few more weeks. He is still a pup.

Thanks Bebe </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It could still drop Dennis, but if it doesn't I would leave it alone unless it causes issues. My older Boxer has the same condition, he's almost 12 now without any problems. My vet told me most vets want your money and will recommend correcting it. He told me to wait.

One other thing to consider. I'm assuming it's a purebred dog and you paid good money for him? I would call the breeder. As cute as that ear muff is... you have a defective product.

BTW, I have two testicles, although word has it I may be getting one removed soon. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

DennisAJC
05-03-2006, 12:34 AM
Good advice Racer.


deita,

ever wonder what your dogs are doing to your mailorder Rusky bride when you're at work?www.doglover.com (http://www.doglover.com) http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif J/K.

DennisAJC
05-03-2006, 12:35 AM
Originally posted by DRTYFN:
I heard if you put them in the microwave for a few seconds it'll make the nut POP.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Fixed and I'm tellin the kids you said that. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

h2co-pilot
05-03-2006, 12:58 AM
BAD Uncle Dirty!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif