got my H3 back from the dealer regarding my 4wd problem i had this weekend

[wannabeH3]

the dealer was such a pain to get a hold of this time, and they never called me to tell me it was done, so i called them at like 7pm and the manager said he would park it outside and leave the keys in it, and that the service guy said he didnt know why it had that problem, he said that i had locked out the stabilitrack somehow and said it could happen if i did this maneuver that goes something like this:

like shift into 4 hi locked, then shift gears while the light is blinking and then switch back to 4hi while hanging your left arm out the window and sticking your head out the sunroof at the same time while honking the horn with the AC on, and squirting the rear window washer. thats pretty much the process he described to me which is not what i did, i simply turned it on and had stabilitrack and 4wd errors and couldnt shift into 4wd. anyways the rig is working good, so i washed it and re-installed my running boards as i took them off to go braffin a week ago. i tried to make this post funny for H3OH since he likes my posts.

[wannabeH3]

the dealer was such a pain to get a hold of this time, and they never called me to tell me it was done, so i called them at like 7pm and the manager said he would park it outside and leave the keys in it, and that the service guy said he didnt know why it had that problem, he said that i had locked out the stabilitrack somehow and said it could happen if i did this maneuver that goes something like this:

like shift into 4 hi locked, then shift gears while the light is blinking and then switch back to 4hi while hanging your left arm out the window and sticking your head out the sunroof at the same time while honking the horn with the AC on, and squirting the rear window washer. thats pretty much the process he described to me which is not what i did, i simply turned it on and had stabilitrack and 4wd errors and couldnt shift into 4wd. anyways the rig is working good, so i washed it and re-installed my running boards as i took them off to go braffin a week ago. i tried to make this post funny for H3OH since he likes my posts.

[First Hummer]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wannabeH3:
the dealer was such a pain to get a hold of this time, and they never called me to tell me it was done, so i called them at like 7pm and the manager said he would park it outside and leave the keys in it, and that the service guy said he didnt know why it had that problem, he said that i had locked out the stabilitrack somehow and said it could happen if i did this maneuver that goes something like this:

like shift into 4 hi locked, then shift gears while the light is blinking and then switch back to 4hi while hanging your left arm out the window and sticking your head out the sunroof at the same time while honking the horn with the AC on, and squirting the rear window washer. thats pretty much the process he described to me which is not what i did, i simply turned it on and had stabilitrack and 4wd errors and couldnt shift into 4wd. anyways the rig is working good, so i washed it and re-installed my running boards as i took them off to go braffin a week ago. i tried to make this post funny for H3OH since he likes my posts. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

STOP STOP im getting dizzy and headache.

[HummerNewbie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wannabeH3:
said it could happen if i did this maneuver that goes something like this:

like shift into 4 hi locked, then shift gears while the light is blinking and then switch back to 4hi while hanging your left arm out the window and sticking your head out the sunroof at the same time while honking the horn with the AC on, and squirting the rear window washer. thats pretty much the process he described to me which is not what i did, i simply turned it on and had stabilitrack and 4wd errors and couldnt shift into 4wd. anyways the rig is working good, so i washed it and re-installed my running boards as i took them off to go braffin a week ago. i tried to make this post funny for H3OH since he likes my posts. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

That is stretching it a bit but I have hear excuse similar to this from dealers before http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[H3Witch]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wannabeH3:
said it could happen if i did this maneuver that goes something like this:

like shift into 4 hi locked, then shift gears while the light is blinking and then switch back to 4hi while hanging your left arm out the window and sticking your head out the sunroof at the same time while honking the horn with the AC on, and squirting the rear window washer. thats pretty much the process he described to me which is not what i did, i simply turned it on and had stabilitrack and 4wd errors and couldnt shift into 4wd. anyways the rig is working good, so i washed it and re-installed my running boards as i took them off to go braffin a week ago. i tried to make this post funny for H3OH since he likes my posts. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

That is stretching it a bit but I have hear excuse similar to this from dealers before http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yeah...and if you're a blonde, they get the story prepared early - like before you leave from dropping it off!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[HummerNewbie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H3Witch:
Yeah...and if you're a blonde, they get the story prepared early - like before you leave from dropping it off!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't they have a manual that tells them what to say regarding each possible service issue based on sex, age, hair color and overall appearance? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[H3Witch]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H3Witch:
Yeah...and if you're a blonde, they get the story prepared early - like before you leave from dropping it off!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't they have a manual that tells them what to say regarding each possible service issue based on sex, age, hair color and overall appearance? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
LMAO

[H3 Hummer]

What Dealer Wannabe?

I go to Hummer of Bellevue behind the Best Buy. So far so good there.

[H3OH]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">i tried to make this post funny for H3OH since he likes my posts. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://www.smileys.ws/sm/laughing/00000012.gif

That was a little crazy, but it did make me laugh!

Did you do the hokey pokey too? Damn, what's missing from the description is being with a hot chick and drinking some beer. Unless that's what that secretly decodes if you take every other letter in every other word. http://www.smileys.ws/sm/laughing/00000014.gif

Glad you got it fixed!