Flipped off and Pissed! [Archive] - Hummer Forums by Elcova

Buckeye Hummer

10-18-2003, 07:10 PM

I owned my H2 for 13 months and did not have one negative comment here in L.A. Last week I traded it in on an H1 and sure enough while driving my 10 year old daughter home from gymnastics a guy in a VW jammed in front of me gave the the thumbs down and then proceeded to flip me off while slowing down. He then quickly swithched lanes to an exit ramp (little puss thought I was going to give chase) and STOPPED at the exit to flip me off more and call me names. This is unfn believable! How pathetic some Americans are to drive around in their non american vw's while I am driving a 100% american made vehicle and feel the need to flip me off with my daughter and drive wrecklessly. No I didn't get his license and no I did not give chase because of my daughter. I am confident it will happen one time when I am alone and that will be it. Next time I'm following until they stop and we'll have a little conversation.

I know this is an old subject but this is my first negative experience.

Buckeye Hummer

10-18-2003, 07:10 PM

Steve R

10-18-2003, 07:19 PM

I was wondering how you were going to tell the forum that you've moved into an H1.... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Take some advice that Heehaw gave to all of us long ago: The best thing you can do is to actually point directly at them and LAUGH. Laugh hard, laugh long and express as much amusement as you possibly can. This will infuriate them to no end.

There will now be those who will speculate...pehaps he was jealous, perhaps he needed to feel that he's doing his part to fight the power...or perhaps he's trying to live upto some kind of hippy image.

If ya want to get them really upset, laugh your ass off at 'em, and adding the pointing finger seems to add a degree of intensity. Don't flip them off or let them see that they gotten to you!!!! Just laugh, point and look like your about to die of laughter!

Buckeye Hummer

10-18-2003, 07:25 PM

I was fearful of being shunned or kicked off the board http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Probably good advice. My first reaction is to flip them back but that is really stupid because, you're right that's what they want. I'll try the laughing gig next time and see how that goes. The funny thing is this guy really kept his distance so I didn't have a chance to do anything.

Arizona Hummerboy

10-18-2003, 07:41 PM

I like to blow them a kiss. It makes them mad as hell! and I allways get the last laugh on them because there driving away mad.

Buckeye Hummer

10-18-2003, 07:53 PM

That's funny, I'll give that one a try too!

Buckeye Hummer

10-18-2003, 08:05 PM

It's true, I should be flipped off for many reasons but this one made me mad especially with my daughter in the car. I'm a control freak so I felt like my hands were tied with her in there. I will try the laughing thing if it happens again.

I plan to post pics but felt funny placing them in the other off road vehicle section. This is a Hummer site and you're probably right it would make more sense for it to be Hummer source with the new H3, SUT, H1 and whatever else they dream up coming out. All Hummers are cool!

DennisAJC

10-18-2003, 10:41 PM

Congrats Buckeye,

I thinking about the H1 also.

Steve is right, laughing just drives them 100 times mad http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif.

A fudge packer in a VW(weird!) also flipped me off. All I did was laugh and point. He almost blew a gasket! The more pissed he got, the more I laughed to the point were I didn`t have to try.

The cops pulled him over after he started trimming my side. I honked and waved good-bye.

Laughing I found was the best weapon by far.

"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."

Centerfire

10-18-2003, 10:46 PM

I agree.. you do best by laughing it off no matter how bad you want to rip them a new one.. I have been driving my new H2 apprx 6 months now. I have only had 2 occasions that someone took exception to the beast.. They cut me off then flipped me off.. I have a small advantage over you. The 1st time I laughed it off because the family was with me.. The second time after 3-4 minutes of the BS I simply turned on the Red and BLues with the loud siren and pulled them over.. You can imagine the look on their face when they realized they were playing hard --- with the Law.. It was a fun 10 minutes while all three young people assumed the postion. Did help you any.. other then I got some justice for all harrassed Hummer owners.

So stay calm.. the next time it happens.. remember what I did and smile your way home.

Mike

crash

10-18-2003, 11:30 PM

Boy, thats JUST plathetic, and the guy was probably a tree hugger http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif What I have found when I have my rig on the trailer, just smile and wave, I think that is about the best response....

certified H2 tech.

KenP

10-18-2003, 11:59 PM

Gosh guys, I guess I am lucky aout here on the "right" coast. Only happened twice. I think I simply scared them both into doing something childish.
I agree, the laugh is the best thing to do. Oh yeah, I like to point a them for effect. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

You can always give your passenger a fake steering wheel. http://www.humvee.net/video/2wheel.mpg
Thanks to Buddy for posting it.

Black Lingenfelter Lux

[This message was edited by KenP on 10-18-03 at 07:33 PM.]

Steve R

10-19-2003, 01:09 AM

Yeah....it's a funny thing:

If you flip them off, scream at them, curse at them, do whatever you want nasty....you'll still find yourself upset and angry just the same. I had a guy give me the thumbs-down and a disgusted look...I unleashed my verbal fury and gave him heck...I even squeezed him on his lane...but I still drove away upset about the matter.

Another time I just laughed and pointed. Not only did he get absolutely FURIOUS, but I can still get a warm fuzzy feeling when I think about it. Ya just gotta laugh!

Uh....er....on that note, I have to come clean an announce my intentions of picking up an H1 for myself as well. I promise...it won't change me though!

Circuitguy

10-19-2003, 01:13 AM

Oh I would have loved to be there! A hummer H2 with red and blue lights flashing! Did they say much? Did they talk any sh?t? Oh boy! You have to tell us more!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif BIG-C

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Centerfire:
I agree.. you do best by laughing it off no matter how bad you want to rip them a new one.. I have been driving my new H2 apprx 6 months now. I have only had 2 occasions that someone took exception to the beast.. They cut me off then flipped me off.. I have a small advantage over you. The 1st time I laughed it off because the family was with me.. The second time after 3-4 minutes of the BS I simply turned on the Red and BLues with the loud siren and pulled them over.. You can imagine the look on their face when they realized they were playing hard --- with the Law.. It was a fun 10 minutes while all three young people assumed the postion. Did help you any.. other then I got some justice for all harrassed Hummer owners.

So stay calm.. the next time it happens.. remember what I did and smile your way home.

Mike<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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DennisAJC

10-19-2003, 01:26 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by KenP:
Gosh guys, I guess I am lucky aout here on the "right" coast. Only happened twice. I think I simply scared them both into doing something childish.
I agree, the laugh is the best thing to do. Oh yeah, I like to point a them for effect. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

You can always give your passenger a fake steering wheel. http://www.humvee.net/video/2wheel.mpg
Thanks to Buddy for posting it.

Black Lingenfelter Lux

[This message was edited by KenP on 10-18-03 at 07:33 PM.]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROTFLMAO!!! I`m on the verge of puking it`s so funny! Ahhhh. gotta change my undies.

"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."

10-19-2003, 01:38 AM

Yep, I have to agree with the "blow them a kiss" crowd. Works everytime, most of them don't know what to do so they just keep on driving. I don't think I would ever stop and confront one of these nutcases, you never know what they might do. Oh, I've tried the peace sign, only rotated to the left my 90 degrees (I've seen some H2 owners use at an H2 ownership sign) - that really perplexes the hippy crowd.
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
JJ

h2h8r

10-19-2003, 02:01 AM

hey buckeye hummer.....that is hilarious. Thumbs up to the gas saving vw guy.

h2h8r

10-19-2003, 02:05 AM

oh...how this is just freakin funny. all u h2 owners so sry for u. i'll be laughin while i drive by the gas pump and ur sittin still filling up the brick.

DennisAJC

10-19-2003, 02:17 AM

h2h8r,

After you've checked my tires, polish my knob. You little fudge packer you.

"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."

Cranky Steve

10-19-2003, 10:57 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by crash:
Boy, thats JUST plathetic, and the guy was probably a tree hugger http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif What I have found when I have my rig on the trailer, just smile and wave, I think that is about the best response....

certified H2 tech.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You mean you got the green stuff that grows on the tow rig cleaned off? Crash, leave the greenie camo alone!

Buckeye, that is just stupid, but hey, it's LA, all kinds in So Cal. Do what the guys back east do when they gety flipped off, make a circle with your thumb and forefinger and give them a hole to stick it in ...

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Centerfire

10-19-2003, 12:12 PM

Regarding the H2 Felony stop.. I called a marked car to the scene. We had three other officers show up ( one an H1 owner).. THey took over the scene. Had the young people do a sobriety test, searched for drugs and lectured them on road rage. Gave the driver a warning and told each of the young people to have their parent to call the department to arrange driving school class. It was funny. The other side of the coin, road rage is not funny. In Indianapolis it is not as big an issue as other locations. However many times a simply finger can turn quickly into a violent confrontation.

I believe I hear a little bit of H2 envy from the gas station passer.. Hell my suburban gets worse mileage then the H2.. At least I think it does. Never check it, why should I . I knew the mileage was low when I bought my toy. If you can't afford the gas, then I gues you shouldn't buy the beast. The only other time I had any comments about the H2 was at a stop lights. A young couple pulled up next to me in one of those cute little hybrid hondas. The young man said something I couldn't hear. So I rolled down the window and politely asked if I could be of assistance. THey made a couple of enviroment comments to me My answer: with a smile I said: I sure appeciate you folks buying that little car so that leaves enough gas for my H2. thank you for canceling my gas guzzling, have a pleasant day. Then drove off waving with a smile.. I looked back at them in the mirror. They just sat there with a stunned look on their faces..

Mike

NCHummerman

10-19-2003, 12:57 PM

It has happened to me about a half a dozen times .... I just carry a disposable camera in my truck, I do not say anything and do smile as suggested, and take their picture while smiling .... scares the "s**t" out of them .... and if you are lucky enough to see them after, I am so far at 100% with a respectful apology ... go figure !

Michael
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Northern California

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DennisAJC

10-19-2003, 01:08 PM

NC,

Remember that web site with those guys flippin off Hummers?

We should ask jason to put up a section of azzoles flippin us off. Call it, "The H2 Fan Club" Section. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."

RonB

10-19-2003, 01:57 PM

I guess I've been lucky -- never had any agression towards me or my truck (that I know of). But it is usually covered in mud and has a good deal of pinstiping on it. Last week a guy at a stop light honked at me, I rolled down the window and he said "now that's what a hummer should look like!!" Big smiles and we both drove off. This has happened on Ventura Blvd at least three other times. It's so fun to see people do double-takes and smile at the truck.

I've had some questions about the environmental impact of the H2 by folks who drive small cars or hybrids -- I just ask them where they think their electricity comes from (yes, some of it from hydro-electric plants, but more often from coal burning or nuclear power plants, and a small percentage from small under-priveledged children running on treadmills). And speaking of batteries, how does one dispose of them when they die? Bury them?

I say just keep the truck dirty, always seems to put a smile on faces (especially mine).

Ron

h2h8r

10-19-2003, 03:27 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
h2h8r,

After you've checked my tires, polish my knob. You little fudge packer you.

"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I thought all u hummer owners were fudge packers and pillow biters.

NCHummerman

10-19-2003, 04:31 PM

Please excuse my ignorance ... what are "fudge packers and pillow biters" ?

Thanks,

Michael
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Pewter Hummer H2
Northern California

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Buckeye Hummer

10-19-2003, 08:26 PM

It's funny I totally forgot about one other incident when I still had my H2. A gal in a car pulled behind me honking and flipping me off. I always drive carefully, don't speed,signal when I change lanes etc., basically I'm a pretty safe driver and don't do anything to piss people off so I knew she was just on an evironmentally safe tampon at that moment. Anyway she pulled next to me at a light and flipped me off again UNTIL I pulled out my digital camera and took a pic. I have never seen someone drive away that fast in my life. She ran a red light and peeled out. Muwhahahahahahahahahahahahaa.

So thanks for all of the tips. I will sum it up by stating a few good ideas:

1. Big Smile
2. Big Smile with Pointing finger
3. Laughing hysterically
4. Take Pictures
5. Blow a Kiss
6. Call the police with a tag number (road rage is big here in L.A.)

H2h8r,

I have A HUMMER and you DON'T! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You are soooooo jealous! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Centerfire

10-19-2003, 08:41 PM

Most of the time if I dirve the H@ I get positive reactions too!.. In Indy we must not have to many tree huggers.. or if we do us redneck midwest truck (SUV) drivers inintentionally intimidate them thar folks.

Mike

Buckeye Hummer

10-19-2003, 08:44 PM

I'm from Ohio originally so I know what you mean. Sometimes I wish I was back there (except for in the winter).

L.A. is just so diverse in it's landscape and culture. You're bound to run in to a few wackos out here.

Albie

10-19-2003, 09:06 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Buckeye Hummer:
I'm from Ohio originally so I know what you mean.QUOTE] hey jason, u know if any guy on this forum did not know you where from Ohio they should be shot..........LOL btw nice win this weekend. Hope they lose and we can have USC VS Ohio st. rosebowl.

still trying to make it to your shop. Yeah some rude people here in LA, Thats why i want to move back to Vegas.

h2h8r

10-19-2003, 10:51 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Buckeye Hummer:
It's funny I totally forgot about one other incident when I still had my H2. A gal in a car pulled behind me honking and flipping me off. I always drive carefully, don't speed,signal when I change lanes etc., basically I'm a pretty safe driver and don't do anything to piss people off so I knew she was just on an evironmentally safe tampon at that moment. Anyway she pulled next to me at a light and flipped me off again UNTIL I pulled out my digital camera and took a pic. I have never seen someone drive away that fast in my life. She ran a red light and peeled out. Muwhahahahahahahahahahahahaa.

So thanks for all of the tips. I will sum it up by stating a few good ideas:

1. Big Smile
2. Big Smile with Pointing finger
3. Laughing hysterically
4. Take Pictures
5. Blow a Kiss
6. Call the police with a tag number (road rage is big here in L.A.)

H2h8r,

I have A HUMMER and you DON'T! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You are soooooo jealous! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Nope i prefer germans...g500 if u must ask. as for ur brick it's a piece...i'm laughing so hard at all ur complaints. ur brick is cheap like build quality, leather seats, plasitc dash, cheap materials thru out, spare tire in back taking up space and the list goes on. penis envy u are

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

h2h8r

10-19-2003, 10:52 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by NCHummerman:
Please excuse my ignorance ... what are _"fudge packers and pillow biters"_ ?

Thanks,

Michael
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Pewter Hummer H2

huh...no explanation required
Northern California

http://www.zootsuitstore.com
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NCHummerman

10-19-2003, 11:15 PM

h2h8r --- again, please have the courtesy to enlight me with the meaning of
"fudge packers and pillow biters" ... FYI, the G500 is cramped and has the worst service history of any MBZ ever made. Thus, the reason that you cannot get one !

Michael
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Pewter Hummer H2
Northern California

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KenP

10-19-2003, 11:53 PM

h2gayr:

Your G500 that you wish you could have ranks right with the H2 in fuel economy. http://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/noframes/18214.shtml

BTW, I'm willing to bet that the G500, or any other comparable vehicle does not have as much recycled material as the H2.

Don't spew refuse here, check your material before typing. Knee jerk reactions by ignorant, jealous, never-going-to-make-it-in-the-real-world types just invite critcism and a general shunning by most of society. So think first.

Now try to use clear language and not the profane laced garbage you appear to have a penchant for. This is, after all, a family site.

Black Lingenfelter Lux

RonB

10-19-2003, 11:58 PM

H2h8r,
do you have a G wagon? If you are in the LA area I'd love to go off-roading with you. I always loved that truck, but a bit out of my price range. Never been off-road in one, but if you have one and aren't afraid of a little dirt, let's hit Gorman or Arrowhead (I haven't been to the latter yet).

Ron

Klaus

10-20-2003, 12:16 AM

I have a friend that bought a G500 new. Let's see...

They replaced the stereo twice.
They replaced the main wiring harness inside the truck.
They replaced a cracked front light that was letting water in.

This is a pampered truck that lives in a heated garage. This was all done within a few months after purchase.

So much for MB quality!

Klaus

"God made some men big and some men small, but Sam Colt made them all equal."

Zing

10-20-2003, 12:49 AM

I just put on my first 1000 miles on weekend road trips and some driving in the city. All I've gotten so far is waves, stares, nods and big smiles. It seems in the North East the H2 brings conjures up love and happiness. But then again that's just my first 1000 miles.

Steve R

10-20-2003, 05:22 AM

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Okay guys.....I'm pretty sure h2h8r is nothing more then Dennis, signed-on under a different name, just getting one-up on us and pulling a funny. Then again, my magic 8-ball hasn't been all that accurate as of late.

You probably think I'm gonna put the chill on this...but I say...let it ride! If this guy wants to discuss the merits of his G-box and argue the deficiencies of the H2, that's fine. Maybe he'll actually make a valid point sooner or later.

In the meanwhile, I've got a red-dot dialed-in on his forehead........

Centerfire

10-20-2003, 12:42 PM

Moderator.. don't go talkin like that youin's is gona scare me...

I own a firearms store and range.... in Indy.. YOu do not believe in Black Helicopters do you.

Just kidding... Consider a high end nightvision scope instead. You can get much more creative.

Mike

1BADH2

10-20-2003, 01:21 PM

Just a little info about this G-wagon. A close friend of mine had one and the fn gas tank exploded! Nothing like German engineering. As for you h2h8r instead of just driving by us H2 owners at the gas station why don't you pull in and say something then you puss http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

Steve R

10-20-2003, 03:46 PM

MIke,

I wasn't talkin' about you...and the red-dot concept was a figure of speech, you see, I was just......nevermind http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

All's well, all's well.....

h2h8r is no longer with us, not by my doing.

h2h8rA

10-21-2003, 11:32 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Steve R:
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Okay guys.....I'm pretty sure h2h8r is nothing more then Dennis, signed-on under a different name, just getting one-up on us and pulling a funny. Then again, my magic 8-ball hasn't been all that accurate as of late.

You probably think I'm gonna put the chill on this...but I say...let it ride! If this guy wants to discuss the merits of his G-box and argue the deficiencies of the H2, that's fine. Maybe he'll actually make a valid point sooner or later.

In the meanwhile, I've got a red-dot dialed-in on his forehead........<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

well sry u missed....

h2h8rA

10-21-2003, 11:36 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by KenP:
h2gayr:

Your G500 that you wish you could have ranks right with the H2 in fuel economy. http://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/noframes/18214.shtml

BTW, I'm willing to bet that the G500, or any other comparable vehicle does not have as much recycled material as the H2.

Don't spew refuse here, check your material before typing. Knee jerk reactions by ignorant, jealous, never-going-to-make-it-in-the-real-world types just invite critcism and a general shunning by most of society. So think first.

Now try to use clear language and not the profane laced garbage you appear to have a penchant for. This is, after all, a family site.

Black Lingenfelter Lux<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

thank you for enlightning me....i am impressed with your knowledge.

h2h8rA

10-21-2003, 11:38 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by NCHummerman:
h2h8r --- again, please have the courtesy to enlight me with the meaning of
"fudge packers and pillow biters" ... FYI, the G500 is cramped and has the worst service history of any MBZ ever made. Thus, the reason that you cannot get one !

Michael
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Pewter Hummer H2
Northern California

http://www.zootsuitstore.com
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visit san fransisco and they will enlighten you on the term.

DRTYFN

10-21-2003, 11:39 PM

He might have missed, but I heard you make sure to aim your john's man-glue so that it goes all over you. And then you don't clean it off. You're a sick little pud.

Buckeye Hummer

10-22-2003, 12:09 AM

Kind of a boring troll don't ya think? In the moojiber days this guy would have been swept under the rug. Oh well, I'll play. OK, G500's suck. My favorite article was the H2/Range Rover/G500 where the G500 got stuck in the snow while the trucks were still on the street. They hadn't even hit the trail yet! So I guess the GM engineer looked at the Ford engineer and thought what a POS.

H2H8ra (or Dennis) come back with something to really rile us up. This is getting boring.

DRTYFN

10-22-2003, 12:17 AM

This little puss doesn't have a G-wagen. he like to prretend he does, just like he likes to tell everyone he's having a secret affair with Jessica Simpson so that they won't know that he's turning gay tricks for his rent. Bet he spend most of his take on Tucks pads for his worn out baboon-looking monkey butt.

Buckeye Hummer

10-22-2003, 12:31 AM

This is another instance where a G500 got stuck under testing. Following is the paragraph where it is mentioned: http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

The G500 is the only vehicle in the U.S. with three differential locks for maximum tractability in low-traction situations. To reduce wheelspin in extremely low-traction situations, the center and rear differential locks can be engaged anytime that the G-Class is off-pavement. In the unlikely event the vehicle gets stuck (we got it stuck at the press intro), the front differential can also be engaged for maximum traction. Mercedes advises, though, that the differentials should not be locked when you're on pavement because handling is affected.

G500, G stands for Gee I got stuck again, Gee I spent too much on this, Gee my buthole is sore, Gee tampons work there too?! Gee vagisil is unisex, I had no idea. Gee I can just put a piece of gum on my dick for protection or maybe a thimble!

DennisAJC

10-22-2003, 01:22 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Buckeye Hummer:
Kind of a boring troll don't ya think? In the moojiber days this guy would have been swept under the rug. Oh well, I'll play. OK, G500's suck. My favorite article was the H2/Range Rover/G500 where the G500 got stuck in the snow while the trucks were still on the street. They hadn't even hit the trail yet! So I guess the GM engineer looked at the Ford engineer and thought what a POS.

H2H8ra (or Dennis) come back with something to really rile us up. This is getting boring.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

WTF??????? Hey, I've been busy! OK! Ask my Godfadder Alec. Anyways, I have a hard enough time trying to juggle Forum and Gang Wars let alone some poor excuse for a Troll.

Buckeye, WTF?????? If it was me, you'd be riled up I guarentee it! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."

Buckeye Hummer

10-22-2003, 01:28 AM

Hey Steve thought it was you and he now has almighty powers. I guess it's not. Now stop playing video games and get back to googling pictures for this troll!

2 H1's and 1 Humvee hitting the trails tomorrow. We will post pics!

DennisAJC

10-22-2003, 01:35 AM

Azzole Alec and his addictive dope! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Eveny my kids are suffering. I gotta stop.

Alec! Look what you've done to my son!!!!!!

"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."

[This message was edited by DennisAJC on 10-21-03 at 09:01 PM.]

DennisAJC

10-22-2003, 01:59 AM

h2h8rA

10-23-2003, 10:45 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Klaus:
I have a friend that bought a G500 new. Let's see...

They replaced the stereo twice.
They replaced the main wiring harness inside the truck.
They replaced a cracked front light that was letting water in.

This is a pampered truck that lives in a heated garage. This was all done within a few months after purchase.

So much for MB quality!

Klaus

"God made some men big and some men small, but Sam Colt made them all equal."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sorry to hear, perhaps that is just one...i wouldn't let that discourage future owners though. thanks for the input

h2h8rA

10-23-2003, 10:45 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by RonB:
H2h8r,
do you have a G wagon? If you are in the LA area I'd love to go off-roading with you. I always loved that truck, but a bit out of my price range. Never been off-road in one, but if you have one and aren't afraid of a little dirt, let's hit Gorman or Arrowhead (I haven't been to the latter yet).

Ron<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

sorry not in la.......

h2h8rA

10-23-2003, 10:48 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by 1BADH2:
Just a little info about this G-wagon. A close friend of mine had one and the fn gas tank exploded! Nothing like German engineering. As for you h2h8r instead of just driving by us H2 owners at the gas station why don't you pull in and say something then you puss http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i would but i don't live where u live....too bad.

h2h8rA

10-23-2003, 10:50 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
He might have missed, but I heard you make sure to aim your john's man-glue so that it goes all over you. And then you don't clean it off. You're a sick little pud.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

hell i don't need to clean it off....ur doing that for me. that's the $10 u paid me.

h2h8rA

10-23-2003, 11:02 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Buckeye Hummer:
Kind of a boring troll don't ya think? In the moojiber days this guy would have been swept under the rug. Oh well, I'll play. OK, G500's suck. My favorite article was the H2/Range Rover/G500 where the G500 got stuck in the snow while the trucks were still on the street. They hadn't even hit the trail yet! So I guess the GM engineer looked at the Ford engineer and thought what a POS.

H2H8ra (or Dennis) come back with something to really rile us up. This is getting boring.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

interesting...still prefer germans though. my ride is very comfortable on and off road and built like a bank vault.

h2h8rA

10-23-2003, 11:04 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
This little puss doesn't have a G-wagen. he like to prretend he does, just like he likes to tell everyone he's having a secret affair with Jessica Simpson so that they won't know that he's turning gay tricks for his rent. Bet he spend most of his take on Tucks pads for his worn out baboon-looking monkey butt.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

thank u my love....dirty fun.

Cranky Steve

10-23-2003, 11:06 PM

h2h8rA, it's not about you, or your Gwaggie thingie, it's all about this, and this one's fo you http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/images/smilies/flipoff.gif

Founding Member of RCRC 4wd Club Scaramento, CA www.rcrc4x4.com (http://www.rcrc4x4.com)
Pirate4x4.com Vendor & Toyota Truck and 4Runner Talk Forum Moderator

h2h8rA

10-23-2003, 11:08 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Buckeye Hummer:
This is another instance where a G500 got stuck under testing. Following is the paragraph where it is mentioned: http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

The G500 is the only vehicle in the U.S. with three differential locks for maximum tractability in low-traction situations. To reduce wheelspin in extremely low-traction situations, the center and rear differential locks can be engaged anytime that the G-Class is off-pavement. In the unlikely event the vehicle gets stuck (we got it stuck at the press intro), the front differential can also be engaged for maximum traction. Mercedes advises, though, that the differentials should not be locked when you're on pavement because handling is affected.

G500, G stands for Gee I got stuck again, Gee I spent too much on this, Gee my buthole is sore, Gee tampons work there too?! Gee vagisil is unisex, I had no idea. Gee I can just put a piece of gum on my dick for protection or maybe a thimble!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

thanks buck..perhaps u should ride in one and u will never look back...let's see they (press) says that hummer owners will never have the ride and comfort as the g500 has and when u close the door it's like closing a bank vault. as i recall hummer owners 90 percent never take them off the road...so i would rather be in a ride that's comfortable, looks great (as the world military uses them), and is solid as a bank vault.

NCHummerman

10-23-2003, 11:10 PM

The gas mileage of the G500 is no better than an H2 ....

Michael
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Pewter Hummer H2
Northern California

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h2h8rA

10-23-2003, 11:12 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Cranky Steve:
h2h8rA, it's not about you, or your Gwaggie thingie, it's all about this, and this one's fo you http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/images/smilies/flipoff.gif

Founding Member of RCRC 4wd Club Scaramento, CA http://www.rcrc4x4.com
Pirate4x4.com Vendor & Toyota Truck and 4Runner Talk Forum Moderator<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i checked it out...interesting.

h2h8rA

10-23-2003, 11:13 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by h2h8rA:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Cranky Steve:
h2h8rA, it's not about you, or your Gwaggie thingie, it's all about this, and this one's fo you http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/images/smilies/flipoff.gif

Founding Member of RCRC 4wd Club Scaramento, CA http://www.rcrc4x4.com
Pirate4x4.com Vendor & Toyota Truck and 4Runner Talk Forum Moderator<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i checked it out the website....link was forbidden.

DennisAJC

10-23-2003, 11:31 PM

h2h8ra or (SteveR?)

Let me ask you, how do you log back on after you`ve been banned? I don`t get it. Anyways...
Why don`t you join some of the guys at the next HH in your area?

If you`re so adamant aboot your beliefs, then show us what your imaginary MB can do.

P.S. Your BMX doesn`t count.

P.P.S. Steve, you get yer powers yet?

"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."

h2h8rA

10-24-2003, 12:26 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
h2h8ra or (SteveR?)

Let me ask you, how do you log back on after you`ve been banned? I don`t get it. Anyways...
Why don`t you join some of the guys at the next HH in your area?

If you`re so adamant aboot your beliefs, then show us what your imaginary MB can do.

P.S. Your BMX doesn`t count.

P.P.S. Steve, you get yer powers yet?

"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

it's called magic...hocus pocus.....razz matazz. i don't need to explain why my g500 is better than yours. By the way i ordered my e55 can't wait for it to come in....speed is soooo delicious.

Steve R

10-24-2003, 12:26 AM

Any genuine gentlemen of resound taste, sophistication and background who has the means with which to afford a G-box.....certainly wouldn't have the time nor interest to rile up a bunch of H2 owners and play around on their forum to cause trouble. This guy's a fraud.

H2h8rA or B or whatever he becomes...is just a vindicitve little child enjoying the thrills of playing big-man on the internet. He doesn't own a G-box, an H2 or any vehicle worth 5-digits. Maybe his daddy does...but this guy is nothing more then a kid with a keyboard. And what's worse...he's boring! At least Andkon and others had something to stand on!

Truly...this "troll" has the least to offer of all trolls yet. He probably just flipped a coin to decide which vehicle to claim he has: a G-box or a Range Rover....each stands out because it's more expensive.

Two words for ya H8r: THERAPY

DRTYFN

10-24-2003, 12:44 AM

No **** the little thick liquid swallower doesn't have a G-wagen!!! But he probably does have a family tree that looks like a car antenna. I bet h2h8r's parents are not only brother and sister, but they're HIS brother and sister. No wonder that little asswipe is so feisty. He's kind of his own cousin.

DennisAJC

10-24-2003, 01:58 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
No **** the little thick liquid swallower doesn't have a G-wagen!!! But he probably does have a family tree that looks like a car antenna. I bet h2h8r's parents are not only brother and sister, but they're HIS brother and sister. No wonder that little asswipe is so feisty. He's kind of his own cousin.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! That is classic! OHHH my gut hurts!

"A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words."