I don't have anything for sale

[PARAGON]

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[PARAGON]

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[KenP]

Great idea Paragon. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[partsguy]

I sold out of them last week.

[xonxoff]

Will you be getting any more soon?, I lost mine.

[Salt Lake City HUMMER]

Damn, I really wanted one! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

[partsguy]

The Fox Peoples are holding out!They have them all! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[PARAGON]

Sorry, still don't have any

[HUMMERHUMMER]

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[Salt Lake City HUMMER]

maybe, just maybe we could find someone to make some.?!?

[PARAGON]

material is in short supply

[JamesT]

2 words...black market...

[partsguy]

China?

[NJ H2]

You should have contacted me last week!! I had 10 on ebay but just sold out!!
You can't mees around with these when you see emm you got to buy emm ... else you lose BIG TIME!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[H2Finally]

Paragon, since yours is an 03, I hope you don't mind, but I too, have nothing to sell for the 04 (check your dealer if yours is an 05).

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Finally:
Paragon, since yours is an 03, I hope you don't mind, but I too, have nothing to sell for the 04 (check your dealer if yours is an 05). </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Start your own damn thread to sell your own damn nothing. Don't be hijacking my thread. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Salt Lake City HUMMER]

wait!!! I found somebody that has some, But what their asking for em' is Highway Robbery !

[partsguy]

Not,Highway robbery.Space age materials are being used!!!!I did the home work!

[Salt Lake City HUMMER]

I checked into it further, they turned out to be chinese rip-offs! oh well, I'll keep up the search.

[PARAGON]

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[PARAGON]

5

[LasVegas]

Did you stop taking your medicine Paragon? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[PARAGON]

no. There is a point to this thread.

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
5? That's way too long; I will be taking my business elsewhere. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Ok..OK... I'll push up the time table best I can. How about 4.99999999999999?

[KenP]

It's ok for me. We're both on the same side of the Mississippi. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Don't worry about Alec's biz. He's snowed in and isn't taking his biz anywhere. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[LasVegas]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
5? That's way too long; I will be taking my business elsewhere. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Ok..OK... I'll push up the time table best I can. How about 4.99999999999999? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Jewish...that's why Jews can't play golf. They can't holler 4. Only 399 http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LasVegas:
Jewish...that's why Jews can't play golf. They can't holler 4. Only 399 http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>And here I thought is was because of their noses. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[PARAGON]

Have plenty for the H3

[HUMMERDOGG]

I'll take .999999999999999999999999999 but only if I can get it coated with that Rhino Lining material. Don't try to pull one over on me and use that damn Line-x. That **** is way too rough and gritty for what I'm using it for. Speaking of using it, this better not be like last time where you had nothing for sale and I ended up with something I couldn't use.

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HUMMERDOGG:
I'll take .999999999999999999999999999 but only if I can get it coated with that Rhino Lining material. Don't try to pull one over on me and use that damn Line-x. That **** is way too rough and gritty for what I'm using it for. Speaking of using it, this better not be like last time where you had nothing for sale and I ended up with something I couldn't use. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Hey, that useless thing you ended up with was atleast Rhino coated. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

So how far will this go? Aw heck, I need another...

[Dan]

Man, every time I come here all the good **** is gone. Damn vultures. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

[PARAGON]

Ok, we are having problems getting anything like Rhino, LineX or even powdercoat sticking to nothing.

[h2co-pilot]

Alright gentlemen you heard him , "We are having problems" you don't need PARAGON'S POWDERS, I got your what you need right here,

Pay NoThInG Down, get 20% off, military, student and senior discounts still apply....

And that's not all... if you make your purchase today. We will include a free gift, it's powder coated perfection. Take a tour of our facilities while enjoying complementary donuts and beverages.

Copilot's Coatings
Service, Selection and Protection...we do nothing right.

[PARAGON]

You back-stabbing, H2-humping, no patent stealing, donut 'ho. Your stuff is such junk you should pay US to take it from you.

Just to think, you used to do nothing for me and then went out to compete against me selling nothing of your own.

[h2co-pilot]

Hold on a minute mister!, there was no confidentiality agreement signed. Even if there was it's no good, your signature may as well be Japanese.

And I'm doing nothing right. My salary was nothing over there at Paragon's Powders. That place was a sweatshop!

Your just mad because I have top notch Grade A nothing and no other nothing could beat it.

[LasVegas]

Paragon...increase that medication so there's enough to go around for everybody. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ]

I said it before, I'll say it again. This site would be worth the price of admission if anybody charged for it. This is some hilarious stuff.
Oh, I forgot for second nothing is being charged and that is why we are buying nothing.
OHHHHH, I get itttt!!!!!

TAZ

UH OH Jonahs, the last meds You sent must be wearing off I'm starting to understand some of this. I think??????????? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif
Co-pilot please do not tell Me Your understanding some of this mess. Hear I thought You were the sane one out of all of us. The lone voice of reason in the Nut House. All hope is lost. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[Salt Lake City HUMMER]

okay, I must have one ! I will pay whatever to get one! I dont care how long it takes to ship to me ! I've checked everywhere else and this is the only place i can find to get one.

[HUMMERDOGG]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
Ok, we are having problems getting anything like Rhino, LineX or even powdercoat sticking to nothing. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's total bull that you can't get that rhino to stick to your ****. My opinion is that pig don't fly however, I will give you the benefit of the doubt this time and since you can't find anything to stick to nothing I would suggest looking into something else. I just have a hard time believing there is nothing you can do... If I were you, I would suggest looking here first-

http://www.something.com/

If you don't find nothing there, then you are bound to find something here-

http://www.nothingsomething.com/

The biggest problem is, once you have found something, you have to figure out how to get **** to stick...

Ultimately, I think it's the amount of water you are using to grow the nothing into something that is resulting in an imbalance in the hydrogen bonded clustering. This is leading to bent or broken hydrogen bonds that are no longer magnetic and therefore can no longer hold a charge. I think something as simple as water holds the key to sticky.

Man, wouldn't it be something if the issue was nothing more than the amount of water you are using?

[PARAGON]

For your information, what little water is involved is a by-product of the result of the dehydration of bicarbonate. We use carbonic anhydrase-driven reactions to produce carbon dioxide and water and thereby use a complex exchange of carbon dioxide and oxygen. This is very complex process but has been perfected over thousands of years of use and we employ this operation 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year, 10 years a decade, 10 decades a century, 10 centuries a millinia.

In production, I'll admit that the chemical shift of a proton involved in the hydrogen bond causes the bond to bend to about 147 degrees but we have not been that concerned because the bond strength remains above 50%. The water by-product consists of one pair of more tetrahedrally arranged strong hydrogen bonds (one donor and one acceptor) with the remaining hydrogen bond pair (one donor and one acceptor) being either about 6 kJ mol-1 weaker, less tetrahedrally arranged or bifurcated, more than likely due to the anticooperativity effects.

[H2Finally]

I'm sending you a bill for the 3 minutes of my life LOST & WASTED reading your ****, Paragon http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

Not to mention, you'll also be hearing from my lawyers fo suh. I thought we were buddies, but that thing you sold me last was worse than nothing, it was.. something! Ebay report filed!

[partsguy]

Chrome tears are unbecomimg! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[xonxoff]

I still want one, so I went to ebay and they have 3091 items found for nothing.

Are you just running the price up??

[PARAGON]

Here is someone else selling a knockoff

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5573650115&rd=1

[PARAGON]

Here is one of my listings, notice there have been over 200 bids.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=14111&item=5572191595&rd=1

[md_sailor]

Klaus, How do you Install these? Have Pictures?

[Klaus]

I don't have an install doc yet... I'm having trouble getting an eval unit.

[PARAGON]

Damn some people. Everybody always wants one free for "evaluation purposes." Not even thinking how much it costs to ship nothing, let alone make'em.

[partsguy]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Klaus:
I don't have an install doc yet... I'm having trouble getting an eval unit. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>lost your
touch?Don"t think this thread will help ya find
it! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[Klaus]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
Damn some people. Everybody always wants one free for "evaluation purposes." Not even thinking how much it costs to ship nothing, let alone make'em. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

True... But is Nothing more valuable than my time? Not to mention the demand for Nothing my install doc will create! You really should be paying me for your future Nothing business! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[ROX]

Can I have a chrome one? I'd like it chrome/teflon so nothing will stick to it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[tower]

WARNING!!!

There are NONE for sale in the U.S. worth their weight in paste. The only ones an eBay (the Chinese knock-offs) use an intermediate layer which is made to look like carbon fiber. It is not! It is cheap plastic and will fail under light, short term use. The original (U.S. made) ones use a titanium alloy intermediate layer.

Also, Roxie, you chrome whore, forget about it! Whatever finish you get, you can remove it and you'll find a stainles steel micro-polished surface which will shine like chrome, but can't rust.

Seriously, did any of you honestly believe that you could get the reall deal for around 4??? I think not.