QUOTES FROM MOAB [Archive] - Hummer Forums by Elcova

DennisAJC

10-19-2005, 09:44 PM

"So happy that fawker didn't show."

"Lynn! Something is hanging off your bumper! Pull over so I can check it out!"

"WTF are you doing??? Didn't you hear what happened to Phil?"

"You're a SH1TTY driver!"

"NO! FAAAWK YOU! ADAM! I followed your spotting to a T! You cawk sucker!

"Cawksuckers left us behind again!"

"That azzhole is sooooo smug!"

"Oh! Oh! Look at them bounce! Niiiiiice!"

"Do you smell pee???"

"Do you smell poo?"

"A little farther in. Oh! Oh!"

"Did Phil just go up that thing?"

"FAWKING CAWKSUCKERS LEFT US BEHIND AGAIN!!!"

"DRTY you idiot! Other way!"

"Do you think Adam is gay?"

"AHHHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!! Sue's boning DRTY!"

"Move it fag!"

"What's this fag up to?"

"FAG MOOOOOVE!!!!"

"DID YOU FART???????"

"OH! OH! They're bouncing again!!!!"

"DRTY!!!!!! Snatch alert! 3 o'clock!"

"Adam! I'll hold it for you."

"Paragon will do it....He'll do anything."

"MOOOOOOVE YOU FAGGOT!!!!"

"HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!! DRTY just teabagged Sue!"

"Not so hard! My hemmroids!!!!"

DennisAJC

10-19-2005, 09:44 PM

DRTYFN

10-19-2005, 09:57 PM

You forgot alp..... ahm bobbing (http://customers.holdenmss.com/webfiles/images/help.wav) X 178 Brazilian

What's with the boning? Did I miss something?

DRTYFN

10-19-2005, 10:07 PM

Ohhh... you mean the one where that kook tried to rub that wood on me. Filthy tramp.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Efrain

10-19-2005, 10:09 PM

Hey, Dennis, did you memorize them or did you have a pad pad to write them down? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

KenP

10-19-2005, 10:13 PM

BANG!
"What was that?"

"Kane Creek is rated WHAT?"

"Kenny, I have to pee."

"Again?"

"WTH are those three doing bouncing up and down together?"

"OH! OH! They're bouncing again!!!!"

"Susan gave him some wood and he went right up"

"Ken, that didn't sound good"

"Adam, your truck is leaking"

"Who peed on my bumper?"

DennisAJC

10-19-2005, 10:16 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Efrain:
Hey, Dennis, did you memorize them or did you have a pad pad to write them down? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Some I remembered......Some CAUGHT ON TAPE. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Efrain

10-19-2005, 10:18 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Efrain:
Hey, Dennis, did you memorize them or did you have a pad pad to write them down? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Some I remembered......Some CAUGHT ON TAPE. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That tape should be interesting. When will it be on Putfile? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

KenP

10-19-2005, 10:19 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Efrain:
Hey, Dennis, did you memorize them or did you have a pad pad to write them down? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Some I remembered......Some CAUGHT ON TAPE. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Is that why you guys fast forwarded so much when I was around? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

DennisAJC

10-19-2005, 10:26 PM

"Shaggy......Ya like 80's music????"

"Dennis...Can you let me out now??? I hate 80's music."

Adam doesn't know I just spat in his beer."

"BUWHAAAAAHAHAHA!!!! He's drinking it!"

"He's such a whinney whore."

"I work at Burger King making flamed broiled...."

"Beotch betta have ma money"

"Is that Looter?"

"Was that the tie-rod????"

"I bet you those guys are gonna screw Ken."

"America stinks."

"DRTY's taking a pee. Watch this......EARTHQUAKE!!!!"

"Is somebody chickening out???? .....His S10 broke down????"

"There's a pubic hair in my salad."

KenP

10-19-2005, 10:33 PM

"Shaggy's in the way of the camera again."

"Eh"

"Yah"

"Anal..."

"BeeGees?"

"Damn, I killed the bathroom"

"Ken, is it fixed?"

"No"

"The tires are pointing different directions"

"Wanna another beer?"

"It's only 1am. Where are ya'll going?"

h2co-pilot

10-19-2005, 10:38 PM

"Shaggy is like our mascot."
"Alec, the Rocky shrimp is just shrimp right?"
"I'll have the ribs please."
"What's the deal with the soap here?"

KenP

10-19-2005, 10:49 PM

Leaving in the morning. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

All your soap are belong to us.

PARAGON

10-19-2005, 10:55 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Leaving in the morning. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

All your soap are belong to us. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>They can keep their damn scratchy soap.

DennisAJC

10-19-2005, 10:56 PM

"I swear! The soap did this to me!"

HummBebe

10-19-2005, 11:12 PM

pad

h2co-pilot

10-20-2005, 12:41 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by xAltitude:
I hate that stupid soap there, especially when I get sun burnt http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Aw man~! Guess what I got you guys for Kwanza.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

H2Finally

10-20-2005, 01:20 AM

"You see anyone back there babe?"

"Damn, where the hell are those guys?"

"I can't see Alec anymore! Go! Go! Go! We're gonna be lost in the middle of Moab!!"

"WooHooooo!!!! THIS IS FUN!!"

"Turn right! RIGHT!! THE OTHER RIGHT!!!"

"Are we gonna die Daddy??!"

"We're gonna die! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

"Stop it! That's NOT funny!" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

"You sure you don't need to pee dear? No one can see you if you go behind those trees.. really!!"

"Kids, leave Cooper alone!!"

"Are you sure water is denser than concrete?" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

NoMoGMPG

10-20-2005, 01:21 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by xAltitude:
I hate that stupid soap there, especially when I get sun burnt http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Aw man~! Guess what I got you guys for Kwanza.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Kwanza? Is that some kind of rash? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

h2co-pilot

10-20-2005, 10:48 AM

"It's only a flesh wound."

~

"Just go on a rock or something and we'll take a picture."

~
"Someone ask that lady in the Cherokee what her problem is."

SHHHHH.."I ran her off."

~

"Don't tell me whats on that side, I don't want to know."

"Like steep drop off or sloped?"

"Just don't talk right now. OMG! I can't drive and listen right now."
~

"I'm watching you."
~
"Wanna do LB right now?"

"We can prop your camera down below for evidence?"
~

"We are experts, they should consult us."

"Ooh! That one has a head!"

"It says it's like two miles from here."

"Maybe she won't find it because she's too proper and she thinks we're whores."

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h2co-pilot

10-21-2005, 01:43 AM

Oh yeah!!!!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

"You're going to get eaten alive."

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DennisAJC

10-21-2005, 03:21 AM

"I really....really....really don't think you should let Adam drive you to the airport. Bad ideal. Very bad ideal"

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DennisAJC

10-21-2005, 03:30 AM

Here's a quote only one person knows about.

"You better find a way to turn the volume down on the T.V. or you fawking dead when they hear what you said!"

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dochummer

10-21-2005, 04:08 AM

"Daddy, do you have to go peeps now?"

"Water is denser than concrete...Trust me, I know, I read it somewhere." http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

"Who pissed on my bumper?!?!" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

"Don't stick your leg out!!!" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

"Put your leg in!"

"Stupid chick!"

"That must have hurt!"

"We're going up that?!?" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

"I think I'm going to wet myself."

"Somebody's leaking something."

"Is it broke?"

"Got wood?" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Fubar

10-21-2005, 04:53 AM

Too funny guys and gals. "Tis a mere flesh wound"http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif that cracks me up every time. Oh and gota love "We're Gonna Die"

I just edited my screams out the vid of H2rocks and I going down Lions Back http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Lyn that has nothing to do with your driving skills I'd ride down lions back again with you in a heart beat, great job, well done. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

h2co-pilot

10-21-2005, 08:21 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dochummer:
"Don't stick your leg out!!!" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

"Put your leg in!"

"Stupid chick!"

"That must have hurt!"

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I forgot about that, that was scary! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Adam in CO

10-21-2005, 11:48 AM

"FREE THE VIRGINIA TWO!" - Grassroots, political movement rally chant.

Adam in CO

10-21-2005, 11:50 AM

"Where the hell is Alec going? Is that the trail?"

Adam in CO

10-21-2005, 11:52 AM

"We come from France."

Adam in CO

10-21-2005, 11:54 AM

http://wavcentral.com/sounds/unknown/circus_music.mp3

h2co-pilot

10-21-2005, 01:19 PM

We had two crazy Brits leading!

Oh cheerio, I'll just jump these bloody things- no need for a spotta.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

dochummer

10-21-2005, 01:31 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
We had two crazy Brits leading!

Oh cheerio, I'll just jump these bloody things- no need for a spotta.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif very true!

h2co-pilot

10-21-2005, 01:34 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PhilD:
Then there was the other thing I have to admit hearing a lot; "The OTHER left" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey, I can't look down and see which thumb and pointer finger make an L when they are on the wheel.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

KenP

10-23-2005, 05:00 PM

"Ken, where are you?"

ROX

10-23-2005, 08:41 PM

"Let's go to Arches at Sunrise and shoot some pictures. Okay, I see there's a place called The Phallus, let's go there first!" THAT was a big rock. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Mommy, can we swim in the pool? X200

"I'm riding with Adam, you're crazy!" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Where's Hope's Hummer?

Where's the Flamer Hummer?

I remember when I could burp the alphabet.

WE MADE IT THRU GOLDEN SPIKE!

You're comiing up to a ledge................NOW!

Let's do Lions Back before the rest of the gang gets up. (tinkling noises in the background) Is that you, or me?

AND

I HAVE TO GO UP THAT?!?!Holy SH****!