Got my first insult as a Hummer owner...

[OrangeCrush]

I've read posts about Hummer owners getting flamed and yelled at by treehuggers, etc, etc.

I've owned my H2 for a week and today I was trying to turn left into a gas station. Traffic was backed up and as I turned in, I was blocked by the rear end of a car. Both his and my window was down so I asked the guy if he wouldn't mind pulling up a few feet for me. (since he had over a car length in front of him)

He mumbled something about if I was able to get my bus pass him...blah, blah, blah.

Known for my sensitivity and lack of bluntness, I screamed at him asking "WTF did you say?"

"If you got something to say, have the balls to say it to my face"... He wouldn't look at me.

Sooooo, here we go, I guess I just joined the rank of the environmental destroying, ozone eating, fuel consuming, earth hating mofo's.

Geesh, can't wait till they say something about my gas mileage.

Mark

[OrangeCrush]

I've read posts about Hummer owners getting flamed and yelled at by treehuggers, etc, etc.

I've owned my H2 for a week and today I was trying to turn left into a gas station. Traffic was backed up and as I turned in, I was blocked by the rear end of a car. Both his and my window was down so I asked the guy if he wouldn't mind pulling up a few feet for me. (since he had over a car length in front of him)

He mumbled something about if I was able to get my bus pass him...blah, blah, blah.

Known for my sensitivity and lack of bluntness, I screamed at him asking "WTF did you say?"

"If you got something to say, have the balls to say it to my face"... He wouldn't look at me.

Sooooo, here we go, I guess I just joined the rank of the environmental destroying, ozone eating, fuel consuming, earth hating mofo's.

Geesh, can't wait till they say something about my gas mileage.

Mark

[VTSTOMPER]

Welcome to the club! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Dan]

You need a train horn for situations like that. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[rocketw19]

did he move up after you yelled at him?

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by OrangeCrush:
"If you got something to say, have the balls to say it to my face"... He wouldn't look at me. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
And 99.9% of the time that's going to be exactly what happens. The mouths think they're going to slide something by on you and suddenly get very quiet when you confront them. Little bitches.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[OrangeCrush]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by rocketw19:
did he move up after you yelled at him? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Reluctantly....If he hadn't, then we would have had a problem.

People are idiots.



<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by OrangeCrush:
"If you got something to say, have the balls to say it to my face"... He wouldn't look at me. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
And 99.9% of the time that's going to be exactly what happens. The mouths think they're going to slide something by on you and suddenly get very quiet when you confront them. Little bitches.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh yeah, that's exactly it. He wouldn't even look at me... little bitch, I almost got out of my truck but it ain't worth getting riled up I guess for someone else's stupidity.

[TootsSUT]

I'm a bit more sarcastic about it. Anytime anyone ever says anything to me, I just put a big smile on my face and respond with "You must be having a really bad day, huh?" They hate it when you act sarcastically nice to them.

Or, I create a gun like figure out of my hand and shoot them. No words necessary there! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[TootsSUT]

Some prayer from some religion that I think I could like:

Please help me to remember...when I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

[JamesT]

Mark,

Be more sensative to others opinions. Our brothers and sisters may be mis-informed about these vehicles or maybe he mumbled becasue of some type of speech or mental problem. Please, keep this in mind while encountering others who may not approve of your belongings. We are all brothers and sisters on Gods earth.

Promote Happiness!

Lastly, avoid confratation. As it is written, turn the other cheek my brother.

[JamesT]

Mark,

I re-read that and I almost puked! Sorry, just aint me but I tried.

[TootsSUT]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JamesT:
Mark,

I re-read that and I almost puked! Sorry, just aint me but I tried. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I read that and did puke! You scared me for a moment, thanks for the correction!!

[NoMoGMPG]

I just drive over them fawkers!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

[Humgirl&guy]

These tree huggers are just upset because they work there button pushen loser jobs 5 days a week for peanuts and live from pay check to pay check! and cant stand to see someone driving a truck worth 3 times more than there jap scap popcans.. I actually love it when i get the finger or a stupid look from these low life, good for nothing losers. i give them a smile and a wave! Its not my fault im happy as a pig in **** driving my gas sucken hummer! We have lots of friends and could give a flying flawk if some goof on the street dosent like my ride! And if you push my buttons ill jump out and smash your flawking teeth down your throat! because i dont give a flawk!! and thats that http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Humgirl&guy]

oh and just one more... the next time a ******* asks me how i like putting gas in my hummer.....i going to say "well about as much as your wife liked swallowing my load last night *******!"
and now thats that!

[RAM H2 RYDER]

Welcome to my world.

[DennisAJC]

You Hummer members are SOOOOOO touchy!

RELAAAAAX! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[shipbldr]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dan:
You need a train horn for situations like that. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah! Dan and I will hook you up. I have the horns... Dan has the air-flow technology.

Once we hook you up, trust me... no one will block you in, if they have a choice, again!

[Humgirl&guy]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
You Hummer members are SOOOOOO touchy!

RELAAAAAX! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Not touchy..... just dont understand why any moron would ask a hummer owner the question "well how do u like putting gas in that" its just so stupid !!! I dont walk upto every single guy and say "hey man how do u like stoken your pipe"
just burns me up!

and just for the treehuggers.....i cut down perfect tree's and burn them in my fire pit because i can... even start it with gas too...

[Bondage]

I got flipped off again today. I actually enjoy laughing at them - and it REALLY pisses 'em off.
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Sean

[TootsSUT]

I see Bond has found the "Smileys"!!

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[Beastmaster]

I was blocked in by an insensitive driver once. Actually, two insensitive drivers one recent night.

Parked behind me (illegally, I might add) was a limo service black Escalade and a limo service green Jag. The way they were parked blocked me and a batch of handicapped spots that were opposite of my parking space and behind me.

The drivers were out of their vehicles chatting away, and one of them made the comment of "I'll make them wait until we are done with our conversation" as I was loading up the kid into his rocket seat.

We all buckled in, I started the H1, put the truck into reverse, and started backing up. With the new Hella work lamp I installed as my backup light, it lit everything up quite nicely. Obviously, there wasn't enough space for me to back up unless they moved or I moved them.

Mr. Escalade panicked, got in, and moved his truck. Mr. Jag backed his away from the area.

So - be prepared. People are asses sometimes.

[Dug]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Humgirl&guy:
oh and just one more... the next time a ******* asks me how i like putting gas in my hummer.....i going to say "well about as much as your wife liked swallowing my load last night *******!"
and now thats that! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


I like you, your gonna fit right in here perfectly.

[Humgirl&guy]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dug3x3:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Humgirl&guy:
oh and just one more... the next time a ******* asks me how i like putting gas in my hummer.....i going to say "well about as much as your wife liked swallowing my load last night *******!"
and now thats that! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif


I like you, your gonna fit right in here perfectly. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

[Humgirl&guy]

I got into a fist fight last year with a young punk over him shouting his mouth off at me because i was driving to slow for him in my car... long story short we pulled over into a parking lot and i dropped him like a sac of sh*t!!! I believe its a matter of time before i drop another sac of sh*t ...being im driving this hummer now...... Watch your lips tree huggers!

[Toadies]

Do all you hummer owners have a chip on your shoulders? I mean I could see myself not buying one if you have to be a instant badass. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[TootsSUT]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Toadies:
Do all you hummer owners have a chip on your shoulders? I mean I could see myself not buying one if you have to be a instant badass. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey, they started it!!

[Humgirl&guy]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Toadies:
Do all you hummer owners have a chip on your shoulders? I mean I could see myself not buying one if you have to be a instant badass. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Badass?? Hey man u can only pull a dogs ears so many times before he bites!
Dont let the tree huggers stop u!!! just ignore them.

[Kaz]

Here I thought it was just damn ole Sacramento..I am not a snob or arrogant, and was not ready for the hateful attitude I got when I got my H2..I have been flipped off, sneared at, and one guy told me I should donate my monstrocity to Iraq..they needed it..We wont discuss the gas questions..but the people that will not let you in a parking lot, or cut you off and flip you off because they know you weigh 8600 pds and cannot fricking stop...I think I will plow them over next time...You have to watch everywhere you park for fear someone that is a jealous prick, wants to do something to you ride..Great to have one, but people need to stop hating..if they gave up the crack pipe, got a good job and stopped the beer parties, they could have one too..http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Albie]

you should have seen how bad it was three years ago.... I got it the worst being 24 and Latin. I almost gave up and traded it back in.

[Humgirl&guy]

i like it! like it the most when im at the gas station and two or three cars gota wait 10mins for me to fill my tank up... They get this stupid look on there faces, so ill even leave my rig there while i go in to pay...sometimes even hit the restroom for a bit to! The part i dont understand is hummers are not the worst SUV on gas!

[Christa]

Ya know I've never gotten one nasty comment or look since I've gotten my truck (knock on wood), only compliments! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Thank god, because I don't do confrontation! Maybe it's because I'm female, I don't know, but it seems that the guys on here have to put up with that sort of attitude the most. I do get the inevitable question about mileage, but they're just curious and surprised to hear it's not the 6mpg they assumed. I love to educate them about the mis-information that is always spewed about the H2. They almost always end up leaving with a smile and a new understanding! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Dan Rather]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by OrangeCrush:
I've read posts about Hummer owners getting flamed and yelled at by treehuggers, etc, etc.

I've owned my H2 for a week and today I was trying to turn left into a gas station. Traffic was backed up and as I turned in, I was blocked by the rear end of a car. Both his and my window was down so I asked the guy if he wouldn't mind pulling up a few feet for me. (since he had over a car length in front of him)

He mumbled something about if I was able to get my bus pass him...blah, blah, blah.

Known for my sensitivity and lack of bluntness, I screamed at him asking "WTF did you say?"

"If you got something to say, have the balls to say it to my face"... He wouldn't look at me.

Sooooo, here we go, I guess I just joined the rank of the environmental destroying, ozone eating, fuel consuming, earth hating mofo's.

Geesh, can't wait till they say something about my gas mileage.

Mark </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Get some real balls and go slap the sh.it out of the little pussy. I once beat a hippie to death with my enormous cock. That was right about the time Teddy kennedy drown that broad so my story got swept under the rug. God damn media hogging Chowder-head!!!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

[Dan Rather]

Toadies = deaf as a banana slug w/ brains to match.

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Dan Rather:
Toadies = deaf as a banana slug w/ brains to match. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Did you notice Toadies can't log on anymore????

BUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!