Trolls - please post here

[mr.jeepster]

To Gorton and Hummer Destroyer and the other pathetic little troll-like creatures out there, I am INVITING you to please respond here.

Just what is lacking in your sad little lives that has you reaching some sort of gratification by bashing other people's happiness?

Can a mass of metal, glass and gas really anger you this much? Have you sought therapy for this?

Have you nothing better to do with your time? Nothing more constructive?

Do you really think that tossing in an occasional word you learned on a little "Increase your vocabulary" cassette tape makes you sound more intelligent?

For what it's worth, I find you amusing. In a pathetic kind of way, but amusing nonetheless.


Now PLEASE, rant and rave and justify your sickness and sadness. I need a laugh.

Scott '03 H2 Black Adv. Pkg. w/10"DVD

[mr.jeepster]

To Gorton and Hummer Destroyer and the other pathetic little troll-like creatures out there, I am INVITING you to please respond here.

Just what is lacking in your sad little lives that has you reaching some sort of gratification by bashing other people's happiness?

Can a mass of metal, glass and gas really anger you this much? Have you sought therapy for this?

Have you nothing better to do with your time? Nothing more constructive?

Do you really think that tossing in an occasional word you learned on a little "Increase your vocabulary" cassette tape makes you sound more intelligent?

For what it's worth, I find you amusing. In a pathetic kind of way, but amusing nonetheless.


Now PLEASE, rant and rave and justify your sickness and sadness. I need a laugh.

Scott '03 H2 Black Adv. Pkg. w/10"DVD

[Andy C]

There is a Scotsman and an American walking through the Highlands of Scotland - they stumble across a sheep with its head stuck in a fence.

"Whey hey - too good an oppurtunity to miss" says the Scotsman.

So he whips the kilt to one side and shags the sheep.

"Your turn Yank" he says when he is finished.

The American sticks his head in the fence.

Is that funny enough.

[gorton]

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[h2co-pilot]

Oh look, Gorton got his period. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Mr. Jeep]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Andy C H2 hasbeen:
There is a Scotsman and an American walking through the Highlands of Scotland - they stumble across a sheep with its head stuck in a fence.

"Whey hey - too good an oppurtunity to miss" says the Scotsman.

So he whips the kilt to one side and shags the sheep.

"Your turn Yank" he says when he is finished.

The American sticks his head in the fence.

Is that funny enough. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
________________________________________

You haved to be Scottish? I'll send another female/male joke this way just for you!

[Andy C]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Oh look, Gorton got his period. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Buggar I was just about to say that.

[VTSTOMPER]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Oh look, Gorton got his period. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

OH DAMN! I almost passed out from laughing on that comment!

[Mr. Jeep]

Here's for Andy: Female/Male Prayer

Female Prayer:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed, when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
and always be my very best friend. Amen.

Male Prayer:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a liquor store and a Hummer. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a f**k. Amen.

[Andy C]

There is this really drunk guy standing at a bar - he turns to the person next to him and says

"Hey have you heard my dumb blonde joke"

The woman he is talking to sneers at him and says

"You probably have no idea who I am - I am the American womens wrestling champion and I am blonde, and over there at the end of the bar is my good friend the European womens kick boxing champion - and she is also blonde, and sitting next to her is our good friend from russia - she happens to be the world womens middle weight boxing champion who is here in this country to defend her title tomorrow night - and in case it escaped your attention she is blonde also - so would you care to tell your dumb blonde joke now *******"

He looks at her and says "Nah - not if I have to explain it three times"

[Mr. Jeep]

This has certainly turned in to the joke forum!! Oh, but what fun! I'll come up with another, promise!

[Mr. Jeep]

There's this hunter that goes up in to the mountains to kill his first bear. He's looking around and finally sees the biggest, most beautiful bear standing perfectly still in the clearing. He hides behind a bush, loads his gun, aims and fires. A huge cloud of smoke appears as he fires and he's looking and looking to see if he got him. Finally the smoke clears and there is no bear. He can't believe it. All of a sudden he feels several taps on his shoulder and slowly turns around. Damn be it, there's the bear. The bear points at his pants as if to pull them down. The hunter pulls his pants down in fear of the bear killing him and the bear grabs him by the shoulders and bam, bam, bam, does him from behind. The bear calmy leaves.

This hunter is pissed off. He recovers and starts looking for the bear again certain this time he is going to teach this bear a lesson. He spots him. He hides, shoots, big cloud of smoke, no bear. All of sudden he feels several taps on his shoulder. Without anything even mentioned he pulls his pants down and bam, bam, bam, the bear does him from behind and leaves.

Now he is really pissed off. He goes down to town and picks up the biggest gun you have ever seen, goes back up and waits patiently thinking he's gonna get this bear for sure. He spots him, he shoots, big cloud of smoke, no bear. Once again, the hunter feels a tap, tap, tap on his shoulder. He turns around as the bear finally speaks and, with a big grin, says "you're not here for the hunting, are you?"

[Andy C]

OK here we go

There is a Scottish truck driver – well he gets sick and tired of the rat race – so he sells his truck and buys a little ranch in the middle of nowhere in Texas.

He sits there for three months gazing out over the prairie.

“Buggar this is boring” he thinks to himself.

Suddenly in the distance he sees a dust cloud coming over the horizon – ten minutes later a cowboy looking fella rides up on a horse.

“Howdy” says the fella on the horse “I’m your nearest neighbor – just thought I would come over and be neighborly”.

The Scotsman is delighted – “ Christ I’ve nae seen a soul for three months – yer more than welcome me old mate”

“Well to welcome you to the area I have come over to invite you to a party at my place on Saturday night” says the cowboy.

“But there are three things I need to warn you about my parties” says the Cowboy.

“First – there is a hell of a lot of drinking”

“Nae problem to me” says the Scotsman.

“Second – there is a hell of a lot of fighting”

“I was born fighting” says the Scotsman.

“Third – there is a hell of a lot of sex”

“I’ve been alone here for three months – don’t worry about me” says the Scotsman.

“Excellent – I’ll see you Saturday night at seven then” says the Cowboy as he gets back on his horse to ride off.

“Aye – just one question before ye go – what should I wear to this party” says the Scotsman.

The cowboy looks at him and says “Hell I don’t give a **** – there’s only going to be the two of us”.

[Andy C]

Oh and by the way - Lighten up MrD - if it wasnt for Trolls we would only be discussing where to keep loose change in the bloody things.

[Mr. Jeep]

Okay, that one was a good one!! Gotta go spend time w/ the family. See ya tomorrow!

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
Here's for Andy: Female/Male Prayer

Female Prayer:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed, when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
and always be my very best friend.
And if he should get frisky at night,
Please don't let him glue-stick my eyes shut tight. Amen.

Male Prayer:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a liquor store and a Hummer. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a f**k. Amen. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


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[Orbital H2]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a liquor store and a Hummer. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a f**k. Amen. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You know it, Mr Fox is one lucky SOB

I like to take a moment of silence before I drink and pray for world peace http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
Here's for Andy: Female/Male Prayer

Female Prayer:

I pray for a rich deaf-mute nymphomanic
Who's looks good and is great in the sac
One that doesn't know how to operate the remote control
And doesn't have a hairy mole (it works)
A stud that knows how to make me laugh
and can use his tongue like a giraffe
Fills up my gas tank and changes my oil
And knows that I am the princess that he needs to spoil



Male Prayer:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a liquor store and a Hummer. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a f**k. Amen. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


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Fixed again. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[HummerNewbie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Oh look, Gorton got his period. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by gorton:
<font size=8 color="red">.</font> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>fixed for you CP http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[HummerNewbie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by gorton:
<font size=8 color="red">.</font> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>fixed for you CP http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


OMG, that was a good edit.

[H2Finally]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by gorton:
<font size=8 color="red">.</font> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>fixed for you CP http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE> http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif SHOW OFF!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

[Mr. Jeep]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs. Desert Fox:
Here's for Andy: Female/Male Prayer

Female Prayer:

I pray for a rich deaf-mute nymphomanic
Who's looks good and is great in the sac
One that doesn't know how to operate the remote control
And doesn't have a hairy mole (it works)
A stud that knows how to make me laugh
and can use his tongue like a giraffe
Fills up my gas tank and changes my oil
And knows that I am the princess that he needs to spoil



Male Prayer:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a liquor store and a Hummer. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a f**k. Amen. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Fixedhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fixed again. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

________________________________________

Well, you have just confirmed that you are as intelligent as I thought you were..........except for the last line............. personally I spoil myself!!
Good job Co-Pilot!!

[Mr. Jeep]

This old married couple are sitting having a serious conversation about the fact that when they go to bed every night she has to deal with his constant obnoxious farting all night long. The old man turns to his wife and says "It's a perfectly natural thing to do, sorry". The old woman resigns to the fact that she will never get him to stop farting in bed. Months go by and finally one day the wife asks again "please, can you stop farting like that in bed?". The old man says once again "It's a perfectly natural thing to do". She replies "One of these days you are going to blow your guts out with those farts!".

Right around the holidays she forms a plan, wakes up early to start the turkey, and takes all of the guts from inside the turkey and puts them on a plate. She sneeks in to the room while he is still sleeping, lifts up his drawers, and slips the guts in. She leaves the room trying not to laugh out loud and waits in the kitchen for the next loud fart! All of a sudden she hears this huge *?@&** of a fart, then she hears him scream and race to the bathroom. She's rolling on the ground laughing as she hears the bathroom door open. As he comes down the hallway she calmy asks "What happened?". He says "You were right. It finally happened. I finally blew my guts out. But by the grace of God, two fingers and some vaseline, I think I got them all back in there!"

[Orbital H2]

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who
was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

[Orbital H2]

Cooking Eggs

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! you're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!
Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never!
Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT!
THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car.

[Mr. Jeep]

That was truly funny!! But now you have created a dilemna!! My hubby is going to read this and I'm going to be hearing this joke until the day I die!! Thanks alot!

[Orbital H2]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">My hubby is going to read this and I'm going to be hearing this joke until the day I die!! Thanks alot! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Always here top help in any way I can http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Mr. Jeep]

True story, just happened:

My husband says to me "So...how we doing on money?"

With a "what's he going to do" look, I say "Why?".

He says "Because I want that GPS unit for the Hummer"

I say "I would prefer the light package"

He says "Okay, I'm sure it would look great on your vette!"


I didn't think that was funny.

[Mr. Jeep]

Someone out there create a picture of a convertable vette with a front, rear and side light package! Please, oh please!

[Dug]

mr drool, I dont have a high priced house on the beach or a lavish home. I am also not rich. I do probably loose more money in the couch cushions than you make all year long . But regardless if you dont like hummers go **** yourself, I dont like jeeps either, but i dont come over to your jeep forum and piss on your parade.

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MR Tool:
It's simple really. The proof is in the pudding.

Check out the "off-roading" section on THIS forum.
Page 1 has posts from 2003. There is only 2 pages total.

I went wheeling with 1200+ Jeeps this weekend. I'll bet that of all the hummers sold to the public less than 1200 have ever been off-road.

Hummers have an "online community"

Jeeps have a "off-road" community.

You people do amuse me though, some will argue "Why does it always come back to money??" as a defense, then flaunt in another thread about thier lavish homes on the beach, high priced sports car blah blah..

It's really no surprise why hummer owners are "dissed" by off-roaders. You have earned it.

It's also no suprise why I have noticed a few people leave here in the last few months. Not trolls, but informative intelligent people.

and a little something for PARAGON: I reside where 99% of domestic vehicles are designed, I work everyday with people who design these vehicles. I then build the machines that manufacture these vehicles. GM, FORD, D/C, and a few others. The design of vehicles is generally 3-4 years BEFORE production. So for me to pass on information to a pathetic POS like yourself just so I could put a "owned" smiley next to it would be assnine. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif That's the who, what, and where for you. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Who are you and why did you use my name in your post?

[DennisAJC]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MR Tool:
It's simple really. The proof is in the pudding.

Check out the "off-roading" section on THIS forum.
Page 1 has posts from 2003. There is only 2 pages total.

I went wheeling with 1200+ Jeeps this weekend. I'll bet that of all the hummers sold to the public less than 1200 have ever been off-road.

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

The ratio is about 1 Hummer to humiliate 1000 Jeeps. So there is some truth in your statement. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HummerNewbie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MR Tool:
It's simple really. The proof is in the pudding.

Check out the "off-roading" section on THIS forum.
Page 1 has posts from 2003. There is only 2 pages total.

I went wheeling with 1200+ Jeeps this weekend. I'll bet that of all the hummers sold to the public less than 1200 have ever been off-road.

Hummers have an "online community"

Jeeps have a "off-road" community.

You people do amuse me though, some will argue "Why does it always come back to money??" as a defense, then flaunt in another thread about thier lavish homes on the beach, high priced sports car blah blah..

It's really no surprise why hummer owners are "dissed" by off-roaders. You have earned it.

It's also no suprise why I have noticed a few people leave here in the last few months. Not trolls, but informative intelligent people.

and a little something for PARAGON: I reside where 99% of domestic vehicles are designed, I work everyday with people who design these vehicles. I then build the machines that manufacture these vehicles. GM, FORD, D/C, and a few others. The design of vehicles is generally 3-4 years BEFORE production. So for me to pass on information to a pathetic POS like yourself just so I could put a "owned" smiley next to it would be assnine. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif That's the who, what, and where for you. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

So what exactly is your point? Is it that most Hummer owners don't take them off road? If that is your point, agreed, now tell us something that we don't already know. I may be missing something but where were the Hummer owners flaunting anything? If you are talking about pic that's show homes or other vehicles sure, they are here. Don't recall ever seeing one where the person posting said anything like look at my expensive things unless they posted the pic to prove they had what they said they had to a troll like you. So you went wheeling with 1200+ jeeps this weekend and you think that is more than the total number of Hummers that have been off road. Your point again is what. If you had a brain in your head you would realize that there has got to be a minimum of 200, if not 2,000, jeep on the road for every single Hummer. Of course there are going to be more jeeps on the trail, go figure. I actually counted one day last week how many jeeps and Hummers I saw driving around. At the end of the day I say 5 Hummers and I lost count on the jeeps at about 120. I would bet that at least 90% of the jeeps I saw will never see anything worse than a gravel road. Does that change anything about the jeeps capability? No it doesn't, so maybe you should wrap this around your tiny little brain. Whether a Hummer is taken off road or not, it is still a more than capable off road vehicle and at some point you will have to admit it to yourself. I know you and your little jeep feel threatened by Hummers but it will be ok, there is room enough for both on the trail.

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MR Tool:
It's simple really. The proof is in the pudding.

Check out the "off-roading" section on THIS forum.
Page 1 has posts from 2003. There is only 2 pages total.

I went wheeling with 1200+ Jeeps this weekend. I'll bet that of all the hummers sold to the public less than 1200 have ever been off-road.

Hummers have an "online community"

Jeeps have a "off-road" community.

You people do amuse me though, some will argue "Why does it always come back to money??" as a defense, then flaunt in another thread about thier lavish homes on the beach, high priced sports car blah blah..

It's really no surprise why hummer owners are "dissed" by off-roaders. You have earned it.

It's also no suprise why I have noticed a few people leave here in the last few months. Not trolls, but informative intelligent people.

and a little something for PARAGON: I reside where 99% of domestic vehicles are designed, I work everyday with people who design these vehicles. I then build the machines that manufacture these vehicles. GM, FORD, D/C, and a few others. The design of vehicles is generally 3-4 years BEFORE production. So for me to pass on information to a pathetic POS like yourself just so I could put a "owned" smiley next to it would be assnine. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif That's the who, what, and where for you. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>So, are you for Hummers or against them?

[wilfred]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MR Tool:
It's simple really. The proof is in the pudding.

Check out the "off-roading" section on THIS forum.
Page 1 has posts from 2003. There is only 2 pages total.

I went wheeling with 1200+ Jeeps this weekend. I'll bet that of all the hummers sold to the public less than 1200 have ever been off-road.

Hummers have an "online community"

Jeeps have a "off-road" community.

You people do amuse me though, some will argue "Why does it always come back to money??" as a defense, then flaunt in another thread about thier lavish homes on the beach, high priced sports car blah blah..

It's really no surprise why hummer owners are "dissed" by off-roaders. You have earned it.

It's also no suprise why I have noticed a few people leave here in the last few months. Not trolls, but informative intelligent people.

and a little something for PARAGON: I reside where 99% of domestic vehicles are designed, I work everyday with people who design these vehicles. I then build the machines that manufacture these vehicles. GM, FORD, D/C, and a few others. The design of vehicles is generally 3-4 years BEFORE production. So for me to pass on information to a pathetic POS like yourself just so I could put a "owned" smiley next to it would be assnine. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif That's the who, what, and where for you. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Maybe because the Jeeps are cheaper so more people can afford them? The more people that can afford them, the more you see them on & off road http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[KenP]

Thank goodness for the jokes. These girls suck at being trolls. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Have another beer.

[Orbital H2]

ALec you made me spit my scotch on the screen, and I nearly fell off of my chair.
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Orbital H2]

Oh yeah and....

[Mr. Jeep]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by MR Tool:
It's simple really. The proof is in the pudding.

Check out the "off-roading" section on THIS forum.
Page 1 has posts from 2003. There is only 2 pages total.

___________________________________________

So, tell me again why you are here? Just checking. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
Oh yeah and.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Post more of her or you're going to be banned, you friggin' tease! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[CLAYDOG]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
QUOTE]Who are you and why did you use my name in your post? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'd say who ever he is, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Orbital H2]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Post more of her or you're going to be banned, you friggin' tease! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

you are going to have to come down to Socal and drink in some seedy little dive bars

[Goalkeeper]

Mr Troll's post was just like all the other chicken **** jeepers who make an ignorant smartass comment and run...not to be heard from again. Or flip you off as you pass...

Not to mention the same, tired BS of a rant.

[Corn_Fed]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


now thats some funny ****... you guys should stick to this and ignore the trolling... seriously

[Corn_Fed]

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meant to quote that... bwahhahaaa

[DRTYFN]

Shots anyone?

[gorton]

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[W1N]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by gorton:
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Bait taken, first out of water http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif