PARAGON
03-24-2006, 01:04 PM
> > >> It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a
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> > >> show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses
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> > >> Bill Clinton...
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> > >>
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> > >> "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we
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> > >> ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the
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> > >> sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed.
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> > >> Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
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> > >>
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> > >> Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a
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> > >> check from the government every month.
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> > >>
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> > >> Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's
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> > >> shelves this week with "Clinton Soup" in honor of one of the nations'
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> > >> most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot
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> > >> water.
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> > >>
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> > >> Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
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> > >> Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
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> > >>
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> > >> When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I
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> > >> don't know, I never had one."
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> > >>
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> > >> The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth
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> > >> as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but
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> > >> what I think you need to know."
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> > >>
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> > >> Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky
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> > >> Panky between Bushes."
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> > >> show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses
>
> > >> Bill Clinton...
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> > >>
>
> > >> "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we
>
> > >> ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the
>
> > >> sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed.
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> > >> Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
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> > >>
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> > >> Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a
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> > >> check from the government every month.
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> > >>
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> > >> Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's
>
> > >> shelves this week with "Clinton Soup" in honor of one of the nations'
>
> > >> most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot
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> > >> water.
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> > >>
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> > >> Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
>
> > >> Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
>
> > >>
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> > >> When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I
>
> > >> don't know, I never had one."
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> > >>
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> > >> The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth
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> > >> as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but
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> > >> what I think you need to know."
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> > >>
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> > >> Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky
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> > >> Panky between Bushes."