Republican helps Democrat

[PARAGON]

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."

[PARAGON]

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."

[ShaggyX]

That's kinda funny...but I have heard it the other way around before. Damn republicans always gotta twist things around to their favor. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Bondage]

That's classic. And TRUE! LOL Sorry Shaggy - that story would make absolutely NO SENSE the other way around.
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Sean

[ree]

Shaggy,
The vast majority of liberals I know of are quick to jump to blame rather than to provide remedial solutions. And when they do attempt solutions it's usually to make something that's already illegal more illegal and more difficult/costly to enforce or to remove a freedom that's explicitly implied [http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif] in the 9th ammendment to our constitution.

[ree]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
Here we go http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yeah. I shouldn't have posted, it's pointless to try to reason ... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[PARAGON]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
That's kinda funny...but I have heard it the other way around before. Damn republicans always gotta twist things around to their favor. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Like this?

[ShaggyX]

I hate all politics. No preference of one over the other. Just sayin.

[ShaggyX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
That's kinda funny...but I have heard it the other way around before. Damn republicans always gotta twist things around to their favor. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Like this? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>LMAO. Just like that.

[ree]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
I hate all politics. No preference of one over the other. Just sayin. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Thanks for diffusing the situation http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[ShaggyX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ree:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
I hate all politics. No preference of one over the other. Just sayin. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Thanks for diffusing the situation http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>What can I say? I put the Peace...in Peace Pipe. Speaking of, where did I put...umm...wait...nevermind. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[ShaggyX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
Damn, I was hoping Shaggy was going to argue like normal. He must have run out of weed http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I dont know what you are talking about. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[CO Hummer]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
What can I say? I put the Peace...in Peace Pipe. Speaking of, where did I put...umm...wait...nevermind. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I knew it. Rumors confirmed.

[NEOCON1]

if your not a lib at 20 you have no heart . if your not a conservative by 30 you have no brain http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif thats all

[DDWH]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by NEOCON1:
if your not a lib at 20 you have no heart . if your not a conservative by 30 you have no brain http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif thats all </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

DAMN!!! That's what is wrong with me....I was born without a heart http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Sewie]

At 20 I was having too much fun to give a sh*t. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[ree]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
At 20 I was having too much fun to give a sh*t. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Exactly why we don't need MTV encouraging anyone with a finger but no brain to go vote http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[rodster]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
At 20 I was having too much fun to give a sh*t. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Amen to that. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Lucifer]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by rodster:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sewie:
At 20 I was having too much fun to give a sh*t. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Amen to that. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm leaing toward 30 and I still don't give a sh!t. Maybe when Social Security kicks and I get a bill instead of money each month I might care, but probably not.

[TootsSUT]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
That's kinda funny...but I have heard it the other way around before. Damn republicans always gotta twist things around to their favor. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Like this? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>LMAO. Just like that. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

x2!!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
Damn, I was hoping Shaggy was going to argue like normal. He must have run out of weed http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I dont know what you are talking about. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Nah, his mom gave it to a neighbor to hold onto while she figured out the appropriate punishment.