Payback

[h2co-pilot]

Okay, I was on my way home in the H2 yesterday from getting some last minute gifts. I was tired, it was dark. I just have the parking lights on for courtesy until we adjust them down.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

I was sitting at this red light, tired and stretching a little, took a deep breath and I look down and this middle aged woman in a silver Camry was looking over at the truck. Her arm was on the console, her two fingers on her cheek and she was shaking her head in dissappointment. She looked at me - I looked at her. I looked straight ahead- after she turned away- to show dominance. The light turned green, I veered slightly toward her car, just a little and then proceeded on. I didn't look but I am sure she noticed. I was mumbling to myself for a block or so.

Then I reflected on my day, realized, I don't need this, she deserves a little more. Keep in mind that I am normally nice and a very considerate driver- could have been the holiday rage, the fact that I still had the song "Hippie Killer" by Suicidal Tendencies in my head, could have been the Kerry sticker on her car or my rage about my beloved Girl's Thread gone to the disgusting place. Who knows- but I snapped. I switched lanes and got up on her. Then with the flick of the wrist- turned on the headlights.

Her interior lit up like Christmas- her rear view mirror the North Star. She was wearing a green sweater and had been to Kohls and a few other places judging from the bags. She immediately ducked and tried to block the beaming rays of rage with her hand. She tried to look back but was blinded by the light (wrapped up like ...nevermind). Ever so dramatically displaying her dislike (like before but better.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif) waving hands, throwing them up. I whispered to myself- hmmm do you like that? I followed her closely for 4 or 5 long blocks, sipping my mocha with a tiny smile on my face. She didn't switch lanes and I wasn't showing any mercy.

Finally, I decided she had had enough, switched lanes and turned the lights from automatic to parking.

I felt much better. In retrospect it was wrong- but fun and I may do it again.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[h2co-pilot]

Okay, I was on my way home in the H2 yesterday from getting some last minute gifts. I was tired, it was dark. I just have the parking lights on for courtesy until we adjust them down.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

I was sitting at this red light, tired and stretching a little, took a deep breath and I look down and this middle aged woman in a silver Camry was looking over at the truck. Her arm was on the console, her two fingers on her cheek and she was shaking her head in dissappointment. She looked at me - I looked at her. I looked straight ahead- after she turned away- to show dominance. The light turned green, I veered slightly toward her car, just a little and then proceeded on. I didn't look but I am sure she noticed. I was mumbling to myself for a block or so.

Then I reflected on my day, realized, I don't need this, she deserves a little more. Keep in mind that I am normally nice and a very considerate driver- could have been the holiday rage, the fact that I still had the song "Hippie Killer" by Suicidal Tendencies in my head, could have been the Kerry sticker on her car or my rage about my beloved Girl's Thread gone to the disgusting place. Who knows- but I snapped. I switched lanes and got up on her. Then with the flick of the wrist- turned on the headlights.

Her interior lit up like Christmas- her rear view mirror the North Star. She was wearing a green sweater and had been to Kohls and a few other places judging from the bags. She immediately ducked and tried to block the beaming rays of rage with her hand. She tried to look back but was blinded by the light (wrapped up like ...nevermind). Ever so dramatically displaying her dislike (like before but better.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif) waving hands, throwing them up. I whispered to myself- hmmm do you like that? I followed her closely for 4 or 5 long blocks, sipping my mocha with a tiny smile on my face. She didn't switch lanes and I wasn't showing any mercy.

Finally, I decided she had had enough, switched lanes and turned the lights from automatic to parking.

I felt much better. In retrospect it was wrong- but fun and I may do it again.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Ipedog]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">sipping my mocha with a tiny smile on my face </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


How many shots of expresso were in that mocha? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Dan]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Ipedog:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">sipping my mocha with a tiny smile on my face </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


How many shots of Baileys Irish Cream were in that mocha? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fished http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Good job CP! She probably has a tan in the shape of a rear view mirror on her face. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[Adam in CO]

I love that headlight sh:t.

[Kiraco]

I know someone who like to do that to me, but with all the lights on. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[LoLo]

Hmmm, there really ARE other women that think like I do! (...unfortunately to all those unsuspecting, not-so-innocent, liberal souls! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif)

[ROX]

Nicely done, CP.

[KenP]

I guess that's a safer response then getting out, running up to her window and asking," WTF are you lookin' at?"

[ree]

CP, you're such a terrorist...the good kind of terrorist that is http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[DDWH]

LMFAO!!!!!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Orbital H2]

CP
Don't lower yourself to the level of some jealous idiot just because a look, HOWEVER!!!, I do agree with doing that to some slimebag liberal with a Kerry sticker displayed anywhere on their vehicle. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[dochummer]

HAHAHA! Merry Christmas CP! I hope you didn't have HID's installed.... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[timgco]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">dislike (like before but better.) waving hands, throwing them up. I </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
It's really fun when you have 4 lights on your grill and four more up top on your GOBI rack and you flip them all on that assss that just cut you off. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[NoMoGMPG]

I do the "lane drift" thing all the time. When I get cut off or tailgated, I don't gesticulate, I'm patient. I wait til I either pass them back up or they pass me, then I casually squeeeeeze over towards them. Freaks them out when all they can see is spinning tire at their window. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

[BlueTJCO]

i grab for the heaviest object I can find and I throw it at the mother****ers as hard as I can and hope I damage the **** out of something.......but then again, I drive a jeep http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[HummerNewbie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
I guess that's a safer response then getting out, running up to her window and asking," WTF are you lookin' at?" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That would take to long her to do at a light.
Got to get the latter out, climb down, run over for discussion, run back, climb latter to get back it, pull latter back in http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

BTW, nice job CP http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[ShaggyX]

So shaking her head back and forth and having a Kerry sticker justifies you driving like an ass and trying to blind her. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif Gee...i wonder where Hummer owners get their bad reputation from? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[LoLo]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by timgco:
It's really fun when you have 4 lights on your grill and four more up top on your GOBI rack and you flip them all on that assss that just cut you off. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

God, I miss my overhead and grill lights from my old truck!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Oh, Santa...!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
So shaking her head back and forth and having a Kerry sticker justifies you driving like an ass and trying to blind her. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif Gee...i wonder where Hummer owners get their bad reputation from? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>If I read the statements correctly she said she was driving behind the person with her lights on at night. What's wrong with that? Isn't that what your supposed to do?

[KenP]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by GMPartsGuy:
I do the "lane drift" thing all the time. When I get cut off or tailgated, I don't gesticulate, I'm patient. I wait til I either pass them back up or they pass me, then I casually squeeeeeze over towards them. Freaks them out when all they can see is spinning tire at their window. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I like that method. But only in the p/u. Gawd forbid someone thinking I'm an ******* Hummer driver. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[TootsSUT]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
CP
Don't lower yourself to the level of some jealous idiot just because a look, HOWEVER!!!, I do agree with doing that to some slimebag liberal with a Kerry sticker displayed anywhere on their vehicle. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I would have done it for just having the Kerry sticker, no disapproving look needed! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mooncricket:
i grab for the heaviest object I can find and I throw it at the mother****ers as hard as I can and hope I damage the **** out of something.......but then again, I drive a jeep http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
So shaking her head back and forth and having a Kerry sticker justifies you driving like an ass and trying to blind her. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif Gee...i wonder where Hummer owners get their bad reputation from? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yep.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

It's the same reason people feel the need to offer you food and change- it had to be done.

[ShaggyX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Yep.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

It's the same reason people feel the need to offer you food and change- it had to be done. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Huh? How does that make sense? 1 is based on actions (i.e. your driving)...1 is based on physical appearance. I am failing to see the correlation.

[KenP]

Shaggy, do you turn your lights on or off at night? In the dark?

[h2co-pilot]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Yep.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

It's the same reason people feel the need to offer you food and change- it had to be done. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Huh? How does that make sense? 1 is based on actions (i.e. your driving)...1 is based on physical appearance. I am failing to see the correlation. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, my driving was fine. It was the appearance of the vehicle that woman had a problem with. Hence, her giving me a look. Hence me paying her back.

You, being skinny and homely, would make someone give you a look and possibly offer change or a side of french fries.

If you have a problem with my driving or my payback I suggest you post it on my other site.

http:/CPCARES.com (http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/)

[HummBebe]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Yep.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

It's the same reason people feel the need to offer you food and change- it had to be done. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Huh? How does that make sense? 1 is based on actions (i.e. your driving)...1 is based on physical appearance. I am failing to see the correlation. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, my driving was fine. It was the appearance of the vehicle that woman had a problem with. Hence, her giving me a look. Hence me paying her back.

You, being skinny and homely, would make someone give you a look and possibly offer change or a side of french fries.

If you have a problem with my driving or my payback I suggest you post it on my other site.

http:/CPCARES.com (http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


OMG THAT WAS GREAT CP!!!! LOL!!!!

[DennisAJC]

Ken,

What's sex with CP like? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Ken,

What's sex with CP like? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Before or after they got married? Did the wedding cake kill it?http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/ga/ul/2961063051/inlineimg/Y/jump.gif

[ROX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Ken,

What's sex with CP like? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
In the truck or out of it? That's a tricky question. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[ROX]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyZr2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Yep.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

It's the same reason people feel the need to offer you food and change- it had to be done. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Huh? How does that make sense? 1 is based on actions (i.e. your driving)...1 is based on physical appearance. I am failing to see the correlation. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
People offer you food and change? LMAO! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Hi Shags!

[H2Finally]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Ken,

What's sex with CP like? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Ken's fine as long as he wears "protection" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
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