How many guys own this stuff?

[stagger_lee]

Get your hummer products boys! LMFAO! you would never admit it, but I know someone on here bought the Hummer cologne! bwaahahaha!:dancingbanana:

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[Boar-Ral]

My wife and I saw the cologne when she was looking for cosmetics. It didn't have a bad smell, but it was pretty strong. A few samples were tossed our way when we got an oil change a few months ago. I think they're still sitting in a drawer in the bathroom somewhere.

[K9sH3]

I heard it smells like Mud and swamp water.

But I am a sunglass freak, I have about 10 pairs so I would prolly buy the bottoms ones. Not to sure if I would wear them or not.

[CO Hummer]

you would never admit it, but I know someone on here bought the Hummer cologne! bwaahahaha!


Hahaha. I knew there was reason Hummbebe smelled so good last time I saw her.

[stagger_lee]

Hahaha. I knew there was reason Hummbebe smelled so good last time I saw her.

Ok now I pissed myself! :jump:

[stagger_lee]

Is George Michael sponsered by Hummer sunglasses or what?

[Boar-Ral]

I heard it smells like Mud and swamp water.

But I am a sunglass freak, I have about 10 pairs so I would prolly buy the bottoms ones. Not to sure if I would wear them or not.
It took me five years to find a pair of sunglasses that did not make me look like a complete tool. I finally settled on a pair of Maui Jim (http://www.mauijim.com/mjweb/public/index.jsp) sunglasses. I've had them for about four years now and I love them!

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;)

[CO Hummer]

It took me five years to find a pair of sunglasses that did not make me look like a complete tool.

Keep searching. ;) :D

[Desert Dan]

The ex GF gave me some of the Hummer after shave.

They make Hummer laptop computers too.

I have Jeep beer mugs and glasses but a Titanium Hummer or Jeep shot glass would be cool! Unbreakable when you fall down from too many shots.

[stagger_lee]

It took me five years to find a pair of sunglasses that did not make me look like a complete tool. I finally settled on a pair of Maui Jim (http://www.mauijim.com/mjweb/public/index.jsp) sunglasses. I've had them for about four years now and I love them!

;)

Hey at least Maui Jim is good company. I dont know about these car companites that make stuff, just funny to me. :beerchug:

[Boar-Ral]

Keep searching. ;) :D
Hey you bum! ;) You should have seen the ones I tried for the years leading up to that! I'm going to go cry now. :crying:

[Boar-Ral]

Hey at least Maui Jim is good company. I dont know about these car companites that make stuff, just funny to me. :beerchug:
I really like them. They even fit my enormous head. :)

[usetosellhummer]

I have a product in research right now! funny you should bring this topic up. I can't find anyone to splash it on yet for reseach reaction, it's called

TRAIL PISS
smell like the outdoors!

[stagger_lee]

Might be pretty easy to market out there in New Mexico. ;) I dont know how well it would do in Beverly Hills on Rodeo Dr. Im sure you could tell some rich dumb broad that its special and she'll let you slap some on her! :giggling: Those lots of those out here. :beerchug:

[CO Hummer]

Hey you bum! ;) You should have seen the ones I tried for the years leading up to that! I'm going to go cry now. :crying:

Don't cry. Get yourself some better shades.

[stagger_lee]

hahahaha :OWNED:

[Hummerboy77]

I did get the Hummer Colongne for X-mas. As for shades I wear Oakleys.

[DennisAJC]

Hummer shades = Metro

[NewHummerGuy]

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Wow you sit close to the steering wheel:giggling: .....kidding;)

Looks like with sunroof open it could be an ejection seat:)

[KenP]

It took me five years to find a pair of sunglasses that did not make me look like a complete tool. I finally settled on a pair of Maui Jim (http://www.mauijim.com/mjweb/public/index.jsp) sunglasses. I've had them for about four years now and I love them!X 2 on the Maui Jims!!!

I sure as hell hope no one ever gets me that smelly stuff.

[NewHummerGuy]

X 2 on the Maui Jims!!!

I sure as hell hope no one ever gets me that smelly stuff.


Mental note for Ken present. Get him some Hummer toilette spray:giggling:

[Boar-Ral]

Don't cry. Get yourself some better shades.
Sweet! You selling these?

[Boar-Ral]

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Wow you sit close to the steering wheel:giggling: .....kidding;)

Looks like with sunroof open it could be an ejection seat:)
I do not sit too far from the steering wheel, but the picture was taken from the passenger seat with a wide-angle lense, so it tends to distort things a lot.

I've been tempted to use the sunroof as an ejection seat for annoying passengers!

[CO Hummer]

Sweet! You selling these?

They come free when you purhcase the Ahoy DVD.

[Boar-Ral]

X 2 on the Maui Jims!!!

I sure as hell hope no one ever gets me that smelly stuff.
Thank goodness I have some backup here. :)

This thread reminded me to call a couple local optomotrists to see if they sell prescription Maui Jims, and now I have an appointment. Cool. :)

[Boar-Ral]

They come free when you purhcase the Ahoy DVD.
Damn. Can I just buy the DVD and give it to you?

[CO Hummer]

Damn. Can I just buy the DVD and give it to you?

You'll be sorry when Ahoy II comes out and you have just lost a collector's item.

[Boar-Ral]

You'll be sorry when Ahoy II comes out and you have just lost a collector's item.
I think I will need to take my chances.

Seriously though, I like the Maui Jims. I didn't think they were THAT bad. And it is difficult to tell online when someone is joking or not.

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

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Wow you sit close to the steering wheel:giggling: .....kidding;)

Looks like with sunroof open it could be an ejection seat:)

I started to ask about your shifter knob being unusual but then i saw you drive an H-2, COOL...

I have a question and this is only a question and not ment to start trouble or ANYTHING else.

I have noticed many H-2 owners post on the H-3 side, which is OK,

But is it because the H-2 area is boring or slow or whatever?
I have no problem with this as it adds to the flavor, banter and knowledge available on the site and it is enjoyable. In fact the softening of the tone of the site is a welcome change compared to a few months ago when strict opinions and words were the norm.

Oh! by the way I have 3 sets of sunglasses, Nikon Aviators, Serengetti Drivers & Porsche Drivers. The Nikons were $275.00 retail when I got them (free in a trade), the Serengetti's I bought many years ago when the wholesale was $25.00 and the Porsche were $5.00 at a garage sale.

RYD

[Boar-Ral]

I started to ask about your shifter knob being unusual but then i saw you drive an H-2, COOL...

I have a question and this is only a question and not ment to start trouble or ANYTHING else.

I have noticed many H-2 owners post on the H-3 side, which is OK,

But is it because the H-2 area is boring or slow or whatever?
I have no problem with this as it adds to the flavor, banter and knowledge available on the site and it is enjoyable. In fact the softening of the tone of the site is a welcome change compared to a few months ago when strict opinions and words were the norm.

RYD
I usually check the New Posts link at the top and check out all of the interesting threads, not really paying attention to what section they are in.

[DennisAJC]

RYD,

All of Elcova is H2 territory.

[CO Hummer]

RYD,

All of Elcova is H2 territory.

X2. When the 3bies get out of control, the H2 guys will bring out the ban sticks. Sorry, but that's the way it is.

[wpage]

Parts guy gives that stuff out to trick or treaters:dancingbanana:

[K9sH3]

For right now I have to wear the ones that FOX sends me. But I like my Costa's as backups.

[Viet Nam Vette]

I heard the co-log-ne smells like 06 Blown Head gasket and Valve guide..:D

[whaaaaT]

i have the hummer cologne. Really. I dont like it at all.

[RubHer Yellow Ducky]

X2. When the 3bies get out of control, the H2 guys will bring out the ban sticks. Sorry, but that's the way it is.

Why are you even talking about that CHILDISH B S again...

RYD

[frenzy1]

I got the Hummer Lubricant, for extra special work ! :jump:

[zmanH2]

Here are some Hummer gear on Clearance. While they last...

http://www.sierratradingpost.com/search/SearchResults.aspx?allWords=Hummer&searchDescriptions=True

[CO Hummer]

Why are you even talking about that CHILDISH B S again...

RYD

Uh oh........... somebody's gonna get it. :eek:

[DennisAJC]

Uh oh........... somebody's gonna get it. :eek:


X2.

You figured he'd learned his lesson.

[NJHummerGuy]

I actually got the hummer blue cologone for xmas from my sister-in-law....the blue was damn close to my H3.....it isn't too bad to wear. The wife likes it.....so I do use it.....

[CO Hummer]

X2.

You figured he'd learned his lesson.

He's like the kid in that movie "A Christmas Story" . Ya know you shouldn't put your tongue on that frozen pole in the schooyard.

But you just can't resist........

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