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ChiHummer3
09-28-2007, 02:38 AM
This is funny.



Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.



The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew Was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.



The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."



The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."



Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"



Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the Ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.



The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, She said, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."



Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."



The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again. "



Bob took the money.
:D

Hummer Aficionado_VT
09-28-2007, 02:39 AM
LOL :perfect10s:

jmsspratlin
09-28-2007, 05:48 AM
:giggling:

tower
09-28-2007, 06:00 AM
What does a blonde say after sex?




(in a perky voice): "Are you guys all on the same team or something?" :giggling:

jmsspratlin
09-28-2007, 06:03 AM
What does a blonde say after sex?




(in a perky voice): "Are you guys all on the same team or something?" :giggling:




I actually knew a girl in High School like that. Called her Handy Sandy

DRTYFN
09-28-2007, 07:34 AM
What does a blonde say after sex?




(in a perky voice): "Are you guys all on the same team or something?" :giggling:


What does a blonde say before sex?


I am sooooo drunk.

wpage
09-28-2007, 12:25 PM
How many blonds does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

two...
one to mix the batter.

another to shuck the m&m's!!

blindzebra
09-29-2007, 03:42 AM
Holy hell. Shuck M&Ms? Thats friggen hilarious!!!!

How many blonds does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

two...
one to mix the batter.

another to shuck the m&m's!!

DennisAJC
09-29-2007, 03:50 AM
How many blonds does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

two...
one to mix the batter.

another to shuck the m&m's!!

The visual on this is making me laugh uncontrollably.:jump:

H2wifey
09-29-2007, 05:33 AM
I actually knew a girl in High School like that. Called her Handy Sandy



I wonder how you knew her??????????

DRTYFN
09-29-2007, 06:00 AM
I wonder how you knew her??????????
Probably from a distance.:giggling:

DRTYFN
09-29-2007, 06:02 AM
:jump:
43851

43852

43853

tower
09-29-2007, 07:01 AM
:giggling::giggling::giggling:

jmsspratlin
09-29-2007, 11:20 AM
I wonder how you knew her??????????


A friend told me

jmsspratlin
09-29-2007, 11:21 AM
:jump:
43851

43852

43853




:perfect10s: I bet this would work for some brunettes as well...:D

frenzy1
09-29-2007, 02:35 PM
:perfect10s: :D :OWNED:

Agriv8r
09-29-2007, 03:06 PM
two blonde women walked into a building......you think one of them would have seen it..

H2wifey
09-29-2007, 06:28 PM
:perfect10s: I bet this would work for some brunettes as well...:D


Ha Ha well I figured them out and I'm not a blonde anymore

tower
09-29-2007, 07:51 PM
:jump::jump:Ha Ha well I figured them out and I'm not a blonde anymoreRight. Like anyone believes that! :jump::jump::jump:

jmsspratlin
09-29-2007, 08:42 PM
:jump::jump:Right. Like anyone believes that! :jump::jump::jump:



BAM!:OWNED: