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CO Hummer
10-12-2007, 06:00 AM
Tonight I colored my wife's hair with one of those home color kits. I'm still LMAO. If I hadn't stooped low enough with that pair of Capris, I certainly have now. :D :OWNED:

I must say though.....I did a pretty good job. In fact, I could probably out-color all of you.

The beauty of it is that while I waited the 25 minutes for the color to take (before the rinse, of course) I worked on my Burb - taking apart the door and fixing the electronic lock (which works now btw). The heated garage is sweet. It allows me to do coloring and auto maintenance all in the same place. I think I'm keeping a pretty good balance between manliness and feminity. :D
tower
10-12-2007, 06:33 AM
Want to decorate my place? :giggling:
CO Hummer
10-12-2007, 06:41 AM
Want to decorate my place? :giggling:

Not if you're going to ask for mustache coloring.
DRTYFN
10-12-2007, 06:46 AM
Sewing, hair coloring, anal beads... will it ever end? Next step to complete gayness is to buy a Jeep. Don't let it go that far.:fdance: :jump:
CO Hummer
10-12-2007, 07:11 AM
Sewing, hair coloring, anal beads... will it ever end? Next step to complete gayness is to buy a Jeep. Don't let it go that far.:fdance: :jump:

Hmmmmm. What color Jeep would match my new Keen sandals?
Hucky
10-12-2007, 12:37 PM
A real man would of dyed the carpet too :D
3Hummer
10-12-2007, 12:39 PM
mind telling me why last time i put green streaks in my hair like two weeks ago, and i did bleach it first, that it washed out after like two days!!! I mean the blue i had right berfore that lasted longer!
NewHummerGuy
10-12-2007, 12:55 PM
Well CO....next step would be to organize a tea party via webcast with CP.

Chop chop....get to it:clapping:
h2co-pilot
10-12-2007, 01:07 PM
:dancingbanana: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFDOI24RRAE:dancingbanana:
ChiHummer3
10-12-2007, 01:29 PM
CO, you're my hero! A man in truly in touch with his feminine side who's willing to do those seemingly strange things their wife asks them to do. You're not afraid to buy tampons are ya? You rock!
:perfect10s: :perfect10s: :perfect10s:
CO Hummer
10-12-2007, 03:03 PM
Let's not forget the economics here. Normally, she spends around $100 to get the hair colored. This little wonder-kit by Loreal only costs $10! Also, I fixed my door lock in the process. That's a savings of $240. I'm up $350 in one night!

I may open up my garage to the neighbors and start giving $40 colorings on nights and weekends. I'll add $20 if I have to do a mullet.
CO Hummer
10-12-2007, 03:29 PM
On second thought.... Hair styling isn't always fun. I still remember one of my first clients who was a bear to work with.
ssgharkness020147
10-12-2007, 06:34 PM
Your a jack of all trades CO. :beerchug:
ROX
10-12-2007, 06:37 PM
:clapping: Well Done!
HummBebe
10-12-2007, 07:06 PM
So when I come to Colorado next summer you'll color my hair???

Can you do my nails too?
tower
10-12-2007, 07:12 PM
Not if you're going to ask for mustache coloring.Nope. I dapple the grey out of my 'burns, beard and 'stache all on my own. But shhhhhh! :shhh: Don't tell anyone.
CO Hummer
10-12-2007, 07:17 PM
So when I come to Colorado next summer you'll color my hair???

Anytime, Beebs. I'll buy the premium kit and will include your underarms.
tower
10-12-2007, 07:33 PM
Anytime, Beebs. I'll buy the premium kit and will include your underarms.EEEEEEEEEEEEYOUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWW.

BTW, do you do pedicures?
CO Hummer
10-12-2007, 07:36 PM
BTW, do you do pedicures?



Tower,
I've told you before. NO! I won't give you the clippings you foot fetish freak.
DennisAJC
10-12-2007, 08:27 PM
I can't stop laugh about this thread.
:jump::jump::jump::jump:
DRTYFN
10-12-2007, 11:12 PM
Anytime, Beebs. I'll buy the premium kit and will include your underarms.
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H2Finally
10-13-2007, 03:51 AM
CO, I think you need to seriously consider some tetosterone therapy. You remind me of that prison guard in Adam Sandler's QB in prison movie, when his jailmates swap-out the guard's steroid pills with estrogen pills.. :D
Big Dad
10-13-2007, 04:11 AM
CO, I think you need to seriously consider some tetosterone therapy. You remind me of that prison guard in Adam Sandler's QB in prison movie, when his jailmates swap-out the guard's steroid pills with estrogen pills.. :D

:giggling: I was checking the forum at school and this professor walks up and asks why I had a chick shaking her tits on my laptop. Now I find myself hovering over the laptop so nobody can see the avatar! I'm sure they think I'm looking at porn...which...in your case...man dude. :giggling:
Big Dad
10-13-2007, 04:31 AM
CO, I think you need to seriously consider some tetosterone therapy. You remind me of that prison guard in Adam Sandler's QB in prison movie, when his jailmates swap-out the guard's steroid pills with estrogen pills.. :D

I have to say that (according to your signature) survival school taught us that a shiny reflective surface like bling (chrome) can always be used to signal for help! You know, as a last ditch effort.
CO Hummer
10-13-2007, 04:49 AM
I was checking the forum at school and this professor walks up and asks why I had a chick shaking her tits on my laptop.

Listen up Sonny. Show some respect. That's not some some "man dude" with tits. That is your moderator. He's come a long way. If you think you're so special....you try flexing your titties like that. Not so easy now, is it.
Big Dad
10-13-2007, 04:55 AM
Sonny...:giggling: I got 6 grandsons! No, I got no flex. You should consider going on the show Manswers!

Thanks for moderating!
tower
10-13-2007, 04:55 AM
Tower,
I've told you before. NO! I won't give you the clippings you foot fetish freak.How about a little toe jam? I know you save it.