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NJ H2
03-31-2006, 12:48 AM
Yo momma is so ugly when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
h2co-pilot
03-31-2006, 01:05 AM
Yo mamma is so fat... her blood type is Ragu!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Mrs.ssippi
03-31-2006, 01:38 AM
Originally posted by Alec W:
Yo momma is so fat she stopped the planet’s rotation in 2003 and people kept posting yo momma jokes http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
That was not even funny. But you tried really hard, maybe that was the problem. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
NJ H2
03-31-2006, 02:38 AM
Yo momma is so fat, you have to iron her pants in the driveway! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Mrs.ssippi
03-31-2006, 02:42 AM
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Mrs.ssippi
03-31-2006, 02:46 AM
Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Racer-X
03-31-2006, 02:48 AM
Yo Mama is so ugly she could make a freight train take a dirt road. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Sorry, thats the only one I know. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif
Mrs.ssippi
03-31-2006, 02:51 AM
Yo mama is so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
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NJ H2
03-31-2006, 03:07 AM
Yo momma is so fat she went to the beach and sold shade! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
Lucifer
03-31-2006, 03:24 AM
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
Marcmedic
03-31-2006, 05:26 AM
Yo momma is so fat she fell through a wall and all the kids yelled "Hey Kool-Aid!!!"
Marcmedic
03-31-2006, 05:26 AM
Yo momma is so fat she rolled over and the tide came in.
NJ H2
03-31-2006, 12:15 PM
Yo momma's breath is so bad, she has to take prescription Tic Tac! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
HIHUMMER
03-31-2006, 12:20 PM
Yo momma is so fat she walked in front of the TV and I missed 3 commericals. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
RIC-H0
03-31-2006, 12:29 PM
How about Just "YO Momma"
h2co-pilot
03-31-2006, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by Marcmedic:
Yo momma is so fat she fell through a wall and all the kids yelled "Hey Kool-Aid!!!"
LMFAO!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Originally posted by NJ H2:
Yo momma's breath is so bad, she has to take prescription Tic Tac! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Oooooohhhh....
HIHUMMER
03-31-2006, 12:53 PM
Yo momma is so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
GLBLWARMR
03-31-2006, 01:36 PM
Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager
Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again
Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide
Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"
Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes
Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.
Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.
Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish
Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle
NJ H2
03-31-2006, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
Yo momma is so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
LMAO!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up!
Mrs.ssippi
03-31-2006, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by DDWH:
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up!
Now THAT is funny. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
fourfourto
03-31-2006, 02:31 PM
Your mama's so fat I have to roll her in flower just to see were to put it http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Your mama's so fat I had to take this picture with the hubble telescope http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
On closer inspection your mama's so fat she might be your daddy.
fourfourto
03-31-2006, 02:58 PM
your mama's so fat her belly button can hold a bottle of champagne.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 03:23 PM
Your momma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 03:25 PM
Yo mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 03:26 PM
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 03:27 PM
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 03:28 PM
Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 03:28 PM
Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.
Adam in CO
03-31-2006, 03:30 PM
Yo momma is so gross, that her pap smear q-tip came out looking like a sugar daddy candy bar.
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 03:31 PM
Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 03:31 PM
Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back.
HIHUMMER
03-31-2006, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by PARAGON:
Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back.
Touche! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Alan06SUT
03-31-2006, 04:47 PM
Yo mamas so fat when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.
HIHUMMER
03-31-2006, 04:56 PM
Yo momma is soooo greasy, she use bacon as a band-aid!
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by HIHUMMER:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back.
Touche! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Butt http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Marcmedic
03-31-2006, 08:45 PM
Yo momma is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Marcmedic
03-31-2006, 08:49 PM
Yo momma is so fat when she hauls a-s-s she has to make two trips
Marcmedic
03-31-2006, 08:50 PM
Yo momma is so fat her high school graduation picture is an aerial photograph
Marcmedic
03-31-2006, 08:51 PM
Yo momma is so fat she puts mayonaise on asprin.
Marcmedic
03-31-2006, 08:51 PM
Yo momma is so fat that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Marcmedic
03-31-2006, 08:52 PM
Yo momma is so fat she gets runs in her jeans.
Marcmedic
03-31-2006, 08:52 PM
Yo momma is so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Racer-X
03-31-2006, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by Marcmedic:
Yo momma is so fat she puts mayonaise on asprin.
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NJ H2
03-31-2006, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by PARAGON:
Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."
Dats a goot von!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
NJ H2
03-31-2006, 09:17 PM
Yo momma is so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
fourfourto
03-31-2006, 09:32 PM
Yo momma is so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!
Yo momma is so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of gas
Yo momma is so fat she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
Yo momma is so fat she wears an asteroid belt.
Yo momma is so fat that even Richard Simmons can't help laughing
Yo momma is so fat she uses a bed mattress for a maxipad
Getting tired of typing
more fat jokes (http://www.humorsphere.com/yo_mama/your_mama_jokes.htm)
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 09:38 PM
Yo mama's so stupid that when she filled out a job application where is says person to contact in case of emergency, the bitch put 911.
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 09:39 PM
Yo mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 09:39 PM
Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade.
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 09:39 PM
Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial.
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 09:40 PM
Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her
Yo mama's so ugly, your daddy met her at the pound.
Yo mama's so fat, instead of wearin Levi's 501's, she wears Levi's 1002's
Yo Mamma is so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, when I gave her a dollar and asked for a quater back, she gave me Dan Marino.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 09:45 PM
Yo mamma's so old she farts dust
Yo Mamma is so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 09:46 PM
Yo mamma's so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo Mamma is so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 09:47 PM
Yo mamma's so stupid that she got hit by a parked car
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 09:48 PM
Yo mamma's so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.
Yo Mamma is so smelly, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.
Yo Mamma is so smelly, she made her Right Guard call for backup.
Yo Mamma is so smelly, a blind man walking by her asked "How much for the shrimp platter?"http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
Yo Mamma is so smelly,next to her a skunk smells sweet.
Yo Mamma is so smelly, that her sh1t is glad to escape.
Yo Mamma is so smelly, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.
Yo Mamma is so smelly, when she spreads her legs I get sea sick. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
Yo Mamma is so smelly, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.
Yo Mamma is so smelly, even dogs won't sniff her crotch. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
NJ H2
03-31-2006, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by KenP:
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.
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Mrs.ssippi
03-31-2006, 10:29 PM
I can not believe that this thread it 4 pages long. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Originally posted by Mrs.ssippi:
I can not believe that this thread it 4 pages long. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Yo Mama's so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars.
Yo Mama's so hairy, she spread her legs and said, "We're going to Bush Gardens."
Yo Mama's so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.
Yo Mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.
Yo Mama's so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her back.
Yo Mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
Yo Mama's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.
Yo Mama's so hairy, people run up to her and say "Chewie, can I get your autograph?"
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Originally posted by KenP:
Yo Mamma is so smelly, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.
Yo Mamma is so smelly, she made her Right Guard call for backup.
Yo Mamma is so smelly, a blind man walking by her asked "How much for the shrimp platter?"http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
Yo Mamma is so smelly,next to her a skunk smells sweet.
Yo Mamma is so smelly, that her sh1t is glad to escape.
Yo Mamma is so smelly, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.
Yo Mamma is so smelly, when she spreads her legs I get sea sick. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
Yo Mamma is so smelly, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.
Yo Mamma is so smelly, even dogs won't sniff her crotch. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
LMAO! That's sum funny shiz right thar! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 10:45 PM
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 10:46 PM
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by KenP:
Yo Mamma is so stupid, that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics." Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 10:47 PM
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by KenP:
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.
Yo Mamma is so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster. Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 10:56 PM
Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Mrs.ssippi:
I can not believe that this thread it 4 pages long. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Yo Mama's so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars.
Yo Mama's so hairy, she spread her legs and said, "We're going to Bush Gardens."
Yo Mama's so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.
Yo Mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.
Yo Mama's so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her back.
Yo Mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
Yo Mama's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.
Yo Mama's so hairy, people run up to her and say "Chewie, can I get your autograph?"
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Yo mama's so hairy she looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 11:54 PM
Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 11:54 PM
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 11:55 PM
Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 11:57 PM
Yo'Momma's farts stinks so bad, George Bush declared them biological warfare!
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 11:58 PM
Yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map, she can see people waving
PARAGON
03-31-2006, 11:59 PM
Yo momma's so stupid that she drowned during the wave at the football game.
PARAGON
04-01-2006, 12:00 AM
Yo momma's breath is so bad that she could clear an internet chat room
PARAGON
04-01-2006, 12:01 AM
Yo momma's so ugly she makes onions cry.
PARAGON
04-01-2006, 12:01 AM
Yo momma's so ugly when she was in labor, the doctor came in and asked "which end?"
HummBebe
04-01-2006, 12:10 AM
Originally posted by PARAGON:
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
LMFAO ROTFL!!!!
That's my favorite so far http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
NJ H2
04-01-2006, 01:16 AM
Yo momma is so old that she still parties like it's 1899
NJ H2
04-01-2006, 01:20 AM
Yo momma's teeth are so rotten, it looks like her tongue is in jail!
Yo momma's so stinky they had to invent Chanel No. 6 http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Mrs.ssippi
04-01-2006, 01:41 AM
This one is the best!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."
Racer-X
04-01-2006, 02:19 AM
Originally posted by PARAGON:
Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
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Close second is the the mayo on the aspirin. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Racer-X
04-01-2006, 02:21 AM
Originally posted by PARAGON:
Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.
The little wife fell off the couch laughing at this one. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Steve - SanJose
04-01-2006, 03:54 AM
I lost interest after the first page.
Originally posted by Steve-SanJose-H3:
I lost interest after the first page.
Your momma's house is so dirty before you walk outside you have to wipe your feet.
Your momma's so dirty she has to creep up on her bath water.
Your momma's so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.
Your momma's so dirty that when she went swimming at the beach, she left a ring around the ocean!
Your momma's so dirty the flies on dog **** passed out
Your momma's so dirty bigfoot took a photo of her
PARAGON
04-01-2006, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by Steve-SanJose-H3:
I lost interest after the first page. No you didn't
GLBLWARMR
04-01-2006, 12:32 PM
Your momma is so nasty she doesn't wear underwear in order to keep the flies off the pizza.
Steve - SanJose
04-01-2006, 09:49 PM
Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Steve-SanJose-H3:
I lost interest after the first page.
Your momma's house is so dirty before you walk outside you have to wipe your feet.
Your momma's so dirty she has to creep up on her bath water.
Your momma's so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.
Your momma's so dirty that when she went swimming at the beach, she left a ring around the ocean!
Your momma's so dirty the flies on dog **** passed out
Your momma's so dirty bigfoot took a photo of her </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Thanks for getting my interest in at least 2 of the above momma jokes http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
S.
h2co-pilot
02-02-2007, 01:19 PM
Yo momma so short, she models for trophys.:excited:
Interleukin
02-02-2007, 03:18 PM
Yo momma is so fat, when she went to the airport and told them she wanted to fly, they stamped "Goodyear" on her ass and put her out on the runway.
bparker
02-02-2007, 07:44 PM
yo mamma so poor she was kickin a can down the street and I axed her wut she was doin and she said "MOVING" hahaha
Frank2005
02-02-2007, 10:20 PM
Yo momma is so fat, she uses diet soap.:giggling:
errett
02-03-2007, 01:35 AM
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow...I can't believe it's not butter!
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Yo momma's hair is so fake...I can hardly beweave it!
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Arizona Hummerboy
02-03-2007, 03:38 AM
Your momma is so fat, that when her beeper went off in the store.
The little boy standing in line with his mom, Yelled Watch Out Mom She Backing UP!!!!!
MUD4ME
02-04-2007, 03:54 AM
Your momma is so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on a tape deck! :giggling:
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