Liquor warning labels approved! [Archive]

TootsSUT

12-22-2005, 11:04 PM

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the
following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of
alcohol containers:

> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
> hell happened to your bra and panties.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
> whispering when you are not.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
> a retard.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends

> over and over again that you love them.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
> sing.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
> ex-lovers are really dying for you to
telephone them at four in the morning.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
> logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
> are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
> laughing WITH you.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting
> your ass kicked.
>
> WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye
> reel gode.

TootsSUT

12-22-2005, 11:04 PM

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the
following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of
alcohol containers:

> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
> hell happened to your bra and panties.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
> whispering when you are not.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
> a retard.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends

> over and over again that you love them.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
> sing.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
> ex-lovers are really dying for you to
telephone them at four in the morning.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
> logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
> are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
> laughing WITH you.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting
> your ass kicked.
>
> WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye
> reel gode.

Dug

12-22-2005, 11:06 PM

hehehe , exactly!

PARAGON

12-22-2005, 11:21 PM

What's alchohol?

HummerNewbie

12-23-2005, 12:57 AM

Sheit, I sohuld hav reed thos earlyr http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

DRTYFN

12-23-2005, 01:26 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
<span class="ev_code_BLACK">Sh</span>it, most of those apply to me http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No <span class="ev_code_BLACK">sh</span>it!! You're the first one I thought of.http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/ga/ul/2961063051/inlineimg/Y/jump.gif

ROX

12-23-2005, 01:30 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by PARAGON:
What's alchohol? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
x2 http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

H2Finally

12-23-2005, 03:31 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
> hell happened to your bra and panties. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
****, most of those apply to me http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Alec wears bra and panties?? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif Hmmm...

TootsSUT

12-23-2005, 04:28 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2Finally:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
> hell happened to your bra and panties. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
****, most of those apply to me http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Alec wears bra and panties?? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif Hmmm... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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Orbital H2

12-23-2005, 06:30 AM

you forgot, it makes you forget how much the wine is, $1K laer I am home. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Orbital H2

12-23-2005, 06:30 AM

PWI

DRTYFN

12-23-2005, 02:20 PM

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

DRTYFN

12-23-2005, 02:21 PM

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

HummBebe

12-23-2005, 03:28 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

OMG that's what was on my desk this morning as a gift from my boss!

Funny!

TootsSUT

12-23-2005, 04:48 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

OMG that's what was on my desk this morning as a gift from my boss!

Funny! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

A little blomotion cuming your way??? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

HummBebe

12-23-2005, 04:52 PM

Ewwww. lets hope not.....he's a skinny dwarf vegitarian http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Orbital H2

12-23-2005, 05:07 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
Ewwww. lets hope not.....he's a skinny dwarf vegitarian http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
So, you are saying that it would take a lot of Liquor http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

HummBebe

12-23-2005, 05:15 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
Ewwww. lets hope not.....he's a skinny dwarf vegitarian http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
So, you are saying that it would take a lot of Liquor http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

There is no way anyone could consume enough Tequila to do that!!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

TootsSUT

12-23-2005, 05:23 PM

Don't do the dwarfy vegetable!! You'll kill yourself!

Just in case, I say G I V E I T B A C K!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Orbital H2

12-23-2005, 05:25 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
Ewwww. lets hope not.....he's a skinny dwarf vegitarian http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
So, you are saying that it would take a lot of Liquor http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

There is no way anyone could consume enough Tequila to do that!!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Good to see that there are still standards in this world, Good for you http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

TootsSUT

12-23-2005, 05:27 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
Ewwww. lets hope not.....he's a skinny dwarf vegitarian http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
So, you are saying that it would take a lot of Liquor http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

There is no way anyone could consume enough Tequila to do that!!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Good to see that there are still standards in this world, Good for you http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Standards? Hmmmm. I think I've heard that word before. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

TootsSUT

12-23-2005, 06:35 PM

The two P's are a no-no for me!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Orbital H2

12-23-2005, 09:15 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tootsie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Orbital H2:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HummBebe:
Ewwww. lets hope not.....he's a skinny dwarf vegitarian http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
So, you are saying that it would take a lot of Liquor http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

There is no way anyone could consume enough Tequila to do that!!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Good to see that there are still standards in this world, Good for you http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Standards? Hmmmm. I think I've heard that word before. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

its and obfuscated notion that I normally tend to eschew