I was cruzing the Jeeps unlimited forum

[XM DUDE]

just for fun looking for opinnions on the H3 and on the grand cherokee I found the GCvs H3 thread and it turns out that some admitted the H3 kicks ass off road, I thout that was funny.

[HummBebe]

Originally posted by XM DUDE:
just for fun looking for opinnions on the H3 and on the grand cherokee I found the GCvs H3 thread and it turns out that some admitted the H3 kicks ass off road, I thout that was funny.

Link?

[XM DUDE]

I wasen't shure how to link it.

[wannabeH3]

dude thats the worst excuse ive ever heard... you go to the top of your browser and copy the url and paste it into one of these posts! now go back anf find it so we can all read it too! or else!!!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[XM DUDE]

http://65.42.106.152/forums/showthread.php?t=698360
Try this.

[HummBebe]

Holy cow!!!! Five pages????

[XM DUDE]

Yah pretty funny that some are realizing the truth that there is somthing better than a Jepp, that is a hard pill for them to swallow, when Jeep wants to make soft roaders and mall cruzers as GM is focused on capable off roaders.

[DRTYFN]

JU = ultimate gheyness & thin skin.

GoldenJeeper has terminal butt hurt and is easily enraged.

*WARNING* JU turds will ban you in a nano-second for no reason.

[XM DUDE]

I diden't bother in partaking in the madness as we all know the truth that jeep thinks people want mall cruzers and not off roaders with excepiton of thr Rubicon though not as confortable is great off road, but the H3 does the same thing, just with more confort.

[ETD]

Thanks for the info. Enjoyed reading through them. Which model is the Jeep WK?

[XM DUDE]

That would be the new Grand Cherokee, also short for WEAK. http://fool.exler.ru/sm/tooth.gif

[NJHummerGuy]

They are up to 9 pages now!!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

Interesting that it started out as an H3 vs Jeep comparison and turned to total Jeep bashing.

[Thai]

Originally posted by DRTYFN:
JU = ultimate gheyness & thin skin.

GoldenJeeper has terminal butt hurt and is easily enraged.

You're kidding, right?! Look in the mirror! You and Dennis are worst than JU!

Worst case of denial...ever!

[XM DUDE]

My post might get me banned for life, oh well.

[MyxH3]

they seemed to think that it doent have any power at all. I have no problems at all with the power sure it would be nice to have more but for more power you get less mileage.

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by Thai:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
JU = ultimate gheyness & thin skin.

GoldenJeeper has terminal butt hurt and is easily enraged.

bzzzzzz... (http://www.ilovewavs.com/Effects/Insects/Bee.wav)

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

All I get from you is a little buzzing sound.
Do you want the butt hurt campaign to commence? I think I've got an in on your site so I can bring the fun to you. You'll be amazed at how fast people will turn on you when they find out you've brought this kind of trouble. Ask the dillholes at BLW. They're still stinging from 24 hours of double gotse and MeatSpin 2K5.

[Thai]

Originally posted by DRTYFN:
All I get from you is a little buzzing sound.
Do you want the butt hurt campaign to commence? I think I've got an in on your site so I can bring the fun to you. You'll be amazed at how fast people will turn on you when they find out you've brought this kind of trouble. Ask the dillholes at BLW. They're still stinging from 24 hours of double gotse and MeatSpin 2K5.

Thanks for proving my point. Take care.

[Thai]

Originally posted by Alec W:
Dude, you got owned. I would STFU if I were you http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Here is the thread:

http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/tpc/f/2886095735/m/2046062045/p/3

Cracks me up....

[Adam^_^]

cracks u up? u got owned. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[WranglerMan]

Two of the guys in our offroad club have sold their Wranglers for H3s and I think they are all pretty happy. I've ridden in Mike's and I like everything about the H3 except for the engine - H3 probably will be my next ride.

[RIC-H0]

I've got both a Jeep Unlimited, and a H2 and love them both. They each have thier own abilities, and disabilities, and they both rock in their own world.
As long as we can all wheel togther,
Can't we all just get along! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Ric-H2

[Grandman]

I own both . The H 3 will not follow my Grand , but my Grand is a long way from stock . 2 Det lockers . Multi port V 8 . 7 " lift and 6 point cage .

Iv ran a new Jeep commander , off road they have nothing coming . The H 3 in stock form can not keep up with a Rubicon due to it having 2 lockers but other then that model the H 3 can out off road any other stock jeep .

[Huck BB62]

Originally posted by Grandman:
I own both . The H 3 will not follow my Grand , but my Grand is a long way from stock . 2 Det lockers . Multi port V 8 . 7 " lift and 6 point cage .

Iv ran a new Jeep commander , off road they have nothing coming . The H 3 in stock form can not keep up with a Rubicon due to it having 2 lockers but other then that model the H 3 can out off road any other stock jeep .

There were only three choices, the new Powerwagon, the H3, or the Unlimited Rubicon. I test drove all three. I needed a third vehicle, especially suited for driving to work 45 miles through the mountains every day. The Dodge, awesome. Eats gasoline like an F-15 on afterburner though, a guy in town told me that first hand. The Rubicon, I could get everything I wanted for the trails. I love the concept. One trip back to back with the H3 though and as much as I wanted the Rubicon, there's no freakin' way I was going to drive that sucker 90 miles in the twisties everyday, especially after I put 33" tires on it like I wanted. Yeah, the Rubicon very well might have a slight edge offroad, but not off the showroom, neither's a Grand. I do a good bit of offroading but I do even more driving. To me, especially for the insurance, initial outlay and all other things considered, the H3 is particulary suited to my needs. The H3's wide, low stance, even considering that it has ancient old leaf springs out back does quite nicely in the twisties. If I drove a Rubicon or Grand (can you put 33-35" tires on one?) up and down the mountain the way I drive the H3, I'd roll it or punch out a corner into the woods. As I've said before, handling is paramount, in addition to going offroad well.

If I want to anything more serious than the H3 offroad, I'll build a rock rig, using anything else is just going to cost cubic dollars or have me riding around in a hammered jacked up rig that's not very much fun to drive to work. Tall sucks, and sucks BAD.

I've wheeled a long time and nuthin' but nuthin' sucks worse than side hilling when all's at risk. I can winch/drag over an object but sidehilling is the not something that I like doing in any lifted vehicle at all. I COMPLETELY understand the need for roll cages and have built a few full cages myself. I'd rather not need them. I've seen lots and lots of rolled Jeeps, and most of them were lifted.

Here's a question for people here:

Will you be able to put a limited slip or locker in the front end of an H3? With that, a stronger tie rod, and upgraded axle shafts, what then?

[XM DUDE]

With the traction comtrol system, you don't need to do that as it reacts seemlessly and quickly.

[Grandman]

Id agree for mtn roads the H 3 would be the answer . While my Grand is pretty stable and ok to drive on the road it certainly will not handle like the stock H3 .

I owned a 98 TJ at one time and would not care to make that a daily driver for any distance even stock .

[Huck BB62]

Originally posted by XM DUDE:
With the traction comtrol system, you don't need to do that as it reacts seemlessly and quickly.

In 4lo, the traction control is off. I've already spun it on a really steep climb. I'm used to a front locker from the last Scout I built. I'd really like on on the H3. Problem is, in low range, it'll break parts unless they're beefed up.

[Thai]

Originally posted by Huck BB62:
In 4lo, the traction control is off. I've already spun it on a really steep climb. I'm used to a front locker from the last Scout I built. I'd really like on on the H3. Problem is, in low range, it'll break parts unless they're beefed up.

Hmmm...this is interesting. While we were testdriving the H3 this weekend, we asked two salesman this question...when you lock the rear locker in 4-lo, IS TRACTION CONTROL still active on the front axle??

Both salesman said, "YES". So, what's the real answer here??

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by Thai:
Both salesman said, "YES". So, what's the real answer here??

Yes. You little prick.

[Thai]

Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Thai:
Both salesman said, "YES". So, what's the real answer here??

Yes. You little prick. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks for the answer...but i could have sworn that i was asking the previous poster since he off-roads with his H3. And i am ONLY interested in the H3. When i have an H2 question, then i will ask you. Are we clear? It's pretty simple.

Try and keep your mouth shut next time, OK?! Shhh...don't talk until spoken to. Your momma never taught you that?! Shhh!

You're still pissed about our last conversation?? Here's a tissue for your tears.
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[Adam^_^]

u actually took the time to go find the pic and put it on here? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by Thai:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Thai:
Both salesman said, "YES". So, what's the real answer here??

Yes. You little prick. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks for the answer...but i could have sworn that i was asking the previous poster since he off-roads with his H3. And i am ONLY interested in the H3. When i have an H2 question, then i will ask you. Are we clear? It's pretty simple.

Try and keep your mouth shut next time, OK?! Shhh...don't talk until spoken to. Your momma never taught you that?! Shhh!

You're still pissed about our last conversation?? Here's a tissue for your tears.
http://www.kleenex.com/au/images/antiviral_box.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, you dumb little shi<span class="ev_code_BLACK">t</span> box driver, I HAVE driven the H3 off road(quite a bit) and HAVE experience with the transmission.
Now it's on, you little bitch. Now you're going to be my #1 shi<span class="ev_code_BLACK">tting</span> target. FYI, I never get tired of e-dogging some mouthy little turd. Just wait until I go to your MB board and really start the fun there. ALL of it is going to be your fault and people there are going to be less than happy with the fun you've brought to them.

BTW, does your "brother"(is that what you guys call your anal pals now?) ever do anything without you holding his wee wee for him? Why not have your brother join the forum? At least there's a chance that he doesn't have your piss ant little attitude. You are the perfect example of someone hiding behind a keyboard.

raarr....http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Here's some KY for your upcoming reaming.

[DRTYFN]

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[Anonymous]

Oh holy $hit dude. I've only been here a short time but it really didn't take long to figure out that there's about 5 people on this board you don't want to piss off. Thai, put your tail between your legs and run away now or he's gonna rock your world, and the rest of us will sit back and enjoy the show. I'm gonna go throw some popcorn in the microwave.

[Adam^_^]

Originally posted by Anonymous:
Oh holy $hit dude. I've only been here a short time but it really didn't take long to figure out that there's about 5 people on this board you don't want to piss off. Thai, put your tail between your legs and run away now or he's gonna rock your world, and the rest of us will sit back and enjoy the show. I'm gonna go throw some popcorn in the microwave.

x2 with extra butterhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by Anonymous:
Oh holy $hit dude. I've only been here a short time but it really didn't take long to figure out that there's about 5 people on this board you don't want to piss off. Thai, put your tail between your legs and run away now or he's gonna rock your world, and the rest of us will sit back and enjoy the show. I'm gonna go throw some popcorn in the microwave.

Too late. http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/ga/ul/6571071151/inlineimg/Y/jump.gif http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/ga/ul/6571071151/inlineimg/Y/jump.gif http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/ga/ul/6571071151/inlineimg/Y/jump.gif http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/ga/ul/6571071151/inlineimg/Y/jump.gif

[DRTYFN]

I predict MAJOR butt hurt for the little guy.http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/ga/ul/6571071151/inlineimg/Y/jump.gif http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/ga/ul/6571071151/inlineimg/Y/jump.gif http://elcova.com/groupee/forums/a/ga/ul/6571071151/inlineimg/Y/jump.gif

[Anonymous]

Too bad it's past his bed time, now I have all this popcorn and no entertainment. Oh well, no school tomorrow so he'll be back.

[DennisAJC]

Originally posted by Thai:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
JU = ultimate gheyness & thin skin.

GoldenJeeper has terminal butt hurt and is easily enraged.

You're kidding, right?! Look in the mirror! You and Dennis are worst than JU!

Worst case of denial...ever! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why are you involving me in this Charlie?

We're Hummer people here. Take your Dodge G-Class and run it into your parent's dog meat chinese restraunt.

[DennisAJC]

Back on track,

That is impressive seeing the support for the H3 on JU. Definitely well deserved.

Now if we can get the "Psycho Moab Crew" to invite a few H3'ers for some rock fun.

That in itself would be an impressive video. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[timgco]

Originally posted by DennisAJC:
Back on track,

That is impressive seeing the support for the H3 on JU. Definitely well deserved.

Now if we can get the "Psycho Moab Crew" to invite a few H3'ers for some rock fun.


I know of TWO H3 that are going so far!


That in itself WILL be an impressive video. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Huck BB62]

Originally posted by Huck BB62:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by XM DUDE:
With the traction comtrol system, you don't need to do that as it reacts seemlessly and quickly.

In 4lo, the traction control is off. I've already spun it on a really steep climb. I'm used to a front locker from the last Scout I built. I'd really like on on the H3. Problem is, in low range, it'll break parts unless they're beefed up. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

My manual says "No". So, on page 10 of the Hummer capabilities guide supplied to me when I bought the H3 with Adventure pack, it says on item #3. 4LOW LOCK

- Creates a totally different set of gear ratios with the transmission reducing the ratio of each gear by 2.64:1 or 4.03:1 (based on the transfer cases's gearing)

-Traction Constrol (TC) engine control is automatically disabled.

Lemme know how I'm wrong, I've got thick skin and am not easily irritated and love it when someone teaches me something about my equipment that I did not know or clears up any misconceptions I may have.

DOH!!!!!!

[Thai]

Originally posted by Huck BB62:
-Traction Constrol (TC) engine control is automatically disabled.DOH!!!!!!

Thanks for the clarification. Personally, i really like the H3...perfect size...and the rear locker is pretty cool. The ride is quite impressive BTW...quiet and smooth.

My brother is going to get his Dell friend to see if he can get a discount on the H3.

[KenP]

Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Thai:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
JU = ultimate gheyness & thin skin.

GoldenJeeper has terminal butt hurt and is easily enraged.

You're kidding, right?! Look in the mirror! You and Dennis are worst than JU!

Worst case of denial...ever! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why are you involving me in this Charlie? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Because you're a bad, bad man.
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[KenP]

It is nice to see the H3 given the respect it's due. Especially by those guys.

[XM DUDE]

I find it therapudic for them to come to terms with the truth, (and I was one of them) there are better 4X4's out there, like HUMMERS.

[Huck BB62]

Wow, it got quiet on this one. After the unabashed enthusiasm, I figured there'd be more entertainment!

[Thai]

Where's the entertainment?? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I just want to update this forum...

Drifty & boyfriends took the time to register at benzworld to spam. Pathetic. And guess what?? They did all this ON A SATURDAY NIGHT!! How sad is that?!! Lonely souls...jerking off in front of the computer...is your keyboard sticky yet??!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

I bet that you guys even call each other up while spamming and chit-chat like little schoolgirls talking about each other's menstrual cycle!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gifSad.

Why don't you be a real MAN and register with your REAL name...and then have a friendly discussion about H2 vs. G?

You guys realize that I HAVE OWNED you guys, right?! Spamming Benzworld is no big lost to me. It just proves my point more and more.

And by the way, Drifty, i guess that YOU ARE WRONG about the H3's 4wd system, huh??!!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Thanks for the discussion. I do feel bad for the other civilized members on this forum.

Take care.

[NEOCON1]

this one crawled back for more http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
i have yet to see a g wagon out in the wild guess they are all domesticated

[Huck BB62]

I've never seen a benz offroad either. I have seen Discos out though.

[Thai]

Originally posted by Huck BB62:
[My manual says "No". So, on page 10 of the Hummer capabilities guide supplied to me when I bought the H3 with Adventure pack, it says on item #3. 4LOW LOCK

- Creates a totally different set of gear ratios with the transmission reducing the ratio of each gear by 2.64:1 or 4.03:1 (based on the transfer cases's gearing)

-Traction Constrol (TC) engine control is automatically disabled.

Huck, does TC shut off ONLY when you lock the rear axle locker OR when you go into 4-LO?? I guess that GM had to make 4wd system a bit different from the H2's system.

Thanks in advance.

[Huck BB62]

The book reads exactly as above. When you select 4lo, you have no TC. I don't think the rear locker has anything to do with it. One reason I WOULDN'T like TC in lo is that it's braking. When things are hairy, and you're really struggling to get up an obstacle, you don't want anything clamping down on any forward movement, at all. On a slippery slope in 4hi, you can feel the vehicle slowing down despite having your foot in the go pedal. This is the reason for being able to disable it. For normal driving and great control on a snowy road, it's an awesome system. If it keeps you from making the last ten feet of a hairy arsed ascent, it could be a very BAD thing!

[XM DUDE]

Originally posted by Huck BB62:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Huck BB62:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by XM DUDE:
With the traction comtrol system, you don't need to do that as it reacts seemlessly and quickly.

In 4lo, the traction control is off. I've already spun it on a really steep climb. I'm used to a front locker from the last Scout I built. I'd really like on on the H3. Problem is, in low range, it'll break parts unless they're beefed up. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

My manual says "No". So, on page 10 of the Hummer capabilities guide supplied to me when I bought the H3 with Adventure pack, it says on item #3. 4LOW LOCK

- Creates a totally different set of gear ratios with the transmission reducing the ratio of each gear by 2.64:1 or 4.03:1 (based on the transfer cases's gearing)

-Traction Constrol (TC) engine control is automatically disabled.

Lemme know how I'm wrong, I've got thick skin and am not easily irritated and love it when someone teaches me something about my equipment that I did not know or clears up any misconceptions I may have.

DOH!!!!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Well I stand corrected, I guess in 4 low they figured you don't need it.

[Thai]

Thanks Huck. We are testdriving the H3 again this weekend.

[DRTYFN]

Originally posted by Thai:
Thanks Huck. We are testdriving the H3 again this weekend.

Where are you going to mount your dispenser?

[Huck BB62]

He could mount it right under your "I'm wrong, gave everyone a hard time and acted like a know it all even though I hadn't the foggiest friggin' clue what I'm talking about, and I won't even admit it" sign. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Just yankin' your chain a little, it seems to be a hobby of yours.

[NEOCON1]

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[Thai]

Hate to say it, but one of the H3's big bonus points for me is that GM/Hummer is willing to go ALL THE WAY with the H3. Similar to what Jeep did with the Jeep Rubicon. Hummer is willing to put on true meaty all-terrain tires (triple sidewall!), awesome 4:1 transfer case, and a rear locker. It's worth it IMHO. Hummer did not half-ass it, like the upcoming FJ Cruiser.