I think I am demented

[ShaggyX]

I am really not sure why I am posting this on here, but what the hell.

So I got an email a couple of days ago in response to a profile that I have online. Started out pretty standard (traded pics...etc)...nothing out of the ordinary. We start chatting on IM and "she" starts falling in love with me (BS meter starts going off...but I decide to play it out). Then after a little bit more talking "she" admits to being in Nigeria (BS meter off the charts...but curiousity wins out and I continue). So today "she" proceeds to tell me that it will cost "her" $800 to get to the US. I tell "her" "she" is on "her" own for the money but "she" is still IM'ing me about how she will ask her Dad for the money, and she is in love with me, etc, etc.

So I know this is a scam...but I have heard of people actually falling for it and getting screwed out of upto like $10k. I am trying to figure out how that is possible. How gullible and lonely do you have to be to not see through the holes? I am mean...I am pretty gullible...and I am damn sure lonely, but even I am not buying it.

I think the worst part about the whole thing is that I am playing along just to see what "she" says next even though there is about a 99% chance that it is a dude pretending to be a chick. So I suppose my question is...who is more messed up? The dude that is pretending to be a chick so he can e-flirt with some unsuspecting sap and get them to send money. Or the guy that knows it is a scam, but e-flirts back (knowing it is a dude) to kill time, and see how far the scammer will go. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[DDWH]

I think it's good that your aware of the complete BS that is occuring! I have seen a few people get burned in this way in the past. I say go with it and have fun, turn the table and manipulate.....as long as ya don't cyber the dood, your just fine!

[DennisAJC]

Oh Shaggy! You're sooooo hot!. I hope you like my picture. Seriously I'm a girl! A very naughty girl. My titties are rock hard right now........
http://www.idp.com/usa-canada/students/australianeducationsystem/guy%20with%20computer.jpg


http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DDWH]

Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Oh Shaggy! You're sooooo hot!. I hope you like my picture. Seriously I'm a girl! A very naughty girl. My titties are rock hard right now........
http://www.idp.com/usa-canada/students/australianeducationsystem/guy%20with%20computer.jpg


http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[ShaggyX]

Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Oh Shaggy! You're sooooo hot!. I hope you like my picture. Seriously I'm a girl! A very naughty girl. My titties are rock hard right now........
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Dennis...I am going to kick your ass the next time I see you. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

BTW...I bet the guy I am talking to is even uglier.

[DDWH]

Shaggy just tell her as a dowery you will need a 10 million dollar deposit into your bank account in the caymen islands. Once you recieve the deposit you will purchase a mansion for her and send a charterd jet to pick her up and whisk her off to your hideaway love nest! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[ShaggyX]

Originally posted by DDWH:
Shaggy just tell her as a dowery you will need a 10 million dollar deposit into your bank account in the caymen islands. Once you recieve the deposit you will purchase a mansion for her and send a charterd jet to pick her up and whisk her off to your hideaway love nest! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Assuming it is a she, she looks anything like her picture, and she pays her own way to get out here I will have no problem making her a citizen if you know what i mean. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif too bad i am 100% sure it is not a she, and they will never spend a dime to fly to the us. At least they have provided me with 3+ days of entertainment. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[Steve - SanJose]

It's all about using DELETE...

[HummerNewbie]

Glad you saw through the BS and are getting some entertainment out of it. I think I would continue going along with it as long as I could for a couple of reasons. First, this guy is trying to scam you and the payback is how pissed he is going to be the longer you string him along before he realizes they is no payday and you know it is a scam. The second is the fact that the more time you spend screwing with him, the less time he has to scam someone else. Keep up posted http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[ShaggyX]

Originally posted by HummerNewbie:
Glad you saw through the BS and are getting some entertainment out of it. I think I would continue going along with it as long as I could for a couple of reasons. First, this guy is trying to scam you and the payback is how pissed he is going to be the longer you string him along before he realizes they is no payday and you know it is a scam. The second is the fact that the more time you spend screwing with him, the less time he has to scam someone else. Keep up posted http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif I already mentioned the scam thing to them once. Said that my friends said it sounded like a scam. (S)he said how they just don't want us to be happy...and this is true love and junk like that. They are really dedicated to this payday...but it is not going to happen http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

I did think about the fact that the more time they spend talking to me the less time they have to scam other people. That is a 1/2 the reason I am still talking to them. The other 1/2 is the entertainment value. Never heard "i love you" so many times in my life. I think they love me more than my own parents. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[deicustoms1]

Perhaps your loneliness has made you wonder why anyone would love you, therefore you automatically put up the shields and your BS meter is way too sensitive. It could be real, don't pass this up!

In any case, get a phone number and address and give it to us, don't worry, we won't steal your woman. If there is cooperation, offer to buy the airplane ticket, so "he/she" just needs to goto the counter at the airport, and no one but you can get money for the ticket.

If "he/she" doesn't go for it, we will all goto Nigeria with you and beat the scammer up and find you a wife.

[ShaggyX]

Originally posted by dei???????:
Perhaps your loneliness has made you wonder why anyone would love you, therefore you automatically put up the shields and your BS meter is way too sensitive. It could be real, don't pass this up! WTF? Are you serious? I hope you are joking dude.

[PARAGON]

Originally posted by dei???????:
Perhaps your loneliness has made you wonder why anyone would love you, therefore you automatically put up the shields and your BS meter is way too sensitive. It could be real, don't pass this up! x2

[deicustoms1]

Don't run away from love! So what if "she" is a man and a gold digger. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Anyhow, on a less serious note. There are some good stories online about scammers being scammed. You should get some tips from those. I read a really good one where the law ended up getting a scammer, twas funny.

[deicustoms1]

BTW - pics...do now!

edit: of "her", not you.

[HummerNewbie]

Originally posted by ShaggyX:
Never heard "i love you" so many times in my life.

Not sure that is true. I was told that when you were in your room by yourself in Moab at night you would say it a lot http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[bparker]

You wouldnt believe how many fat ugly RICH lonely white men are out there that cant get a woman. Hence look at Asian and Rissian marriage agencies; they are raking in TONS of cash off of lonely gents hoping to buy someones heart.

I know a small group that started in the russian (and all former FSU countries) dating sites and they are averaging about 1.3 mill a year (collectivley).

Sadly, there are more gulliable men out there than you think and all of them want to be the knight in shining armor that saves said beautiful poor girl from her homeland only to leave him and take all she can with him after she gets her green card in 3 yrs. Just like an american woman LOL

/salute

[ShaggyX]

Originally posted by dei???????:
BTW - pics...do now!

edit: of "her", not you. Will have to wait until I get home and can upload the pic to Photobucket and link it from there.

Newbie...dont make me have to kill you. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[deicustoms1]

As long as you prevent theft, which shouldn't be too hard... A new wife every 3 years could be sweet.

[ratesguy]

Tell "her" you want to fly to Nigeria to meet her but dont have the money and can she loan you 800$ so the two of you can be together. Tell "her" you will repay her plus an extra amount once you get there because your dad will wire you the money but cant until you are there(for some reason). Reverse the whip! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[ShaggyX]

Originally posted by dei???????:
As long as you prevent theft, which shouldn't be too hard... A new wife every 3 years could be sweet. Might make starting a family a little difficult...but as long as that was not your goal it would work.

[ShaggyX]

Originally posted by ratesguy:
Tell "her" you want to fly to Nigeria to meet her but dont have the money and can she loan you 800$ so the two of you can be together. Tell "her" you will repay her plus an extra amount once you get there because your dad will wire you the money but cant until you are there(for some reason). Reverse the whip! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif LMAO...nice.

[HummerNewbie]

Originally posted by ShaggyX:
Newbie...dont make me have to kill you. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

LMAO!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I'll be careful from here on http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[HummerNewbie]

Originally posted by Alec W:
Shaggy, what's her AIM/MSN/YIM name? I might see if she will two time you http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

That would be funny as hell. Tag team the scammer http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[ShaggyX]

lissycardy324 on YIM...just dont mention me, cause "she" told me not to mention "her" to anyone...so i might loose my source of entertainment if they find out I am spreading this around. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[alldunn]

LMAO!!!! http://forums.serverbeach.com/images/smilies/beer.gif

[ShaggyX]

Originally posted by Alec W:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyX:
lissycardy324 on YIM...just dont mention me, cause "she" told me not to mention "her" to anyone...so i might loose my source of entertainment if they find out I am spreading this around. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
LOL, I'll randomly IM her tonight and send her a picture of Adam when she asks for one http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>According to most websites they are not online on the weekend (and it is 8 or so hours later than us anyway). You might have to wait until Monday. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[HummBebe]

I think she perfect for a committment-phobe http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[ShaggyX]

Originally posted by HummBebe:
I think she perfect for a committment-phobe http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Committment-phobe? I think you have it backwards. I want to skip past the dating part and go right to the committment/marriage part. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[h2co-pilot]

Aw, that is really sweet Shag.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[deicustoms1]

<< Slaps Shaggy. Get ahold of yourself! But if that's how you want it, for $73,500 USD I can get you a Russian bride, with lifetime guarantee. PM me.

[DennisAJC]

If you are serious about meeting her, better start practicing.

Start with the carrot and work your way up to a bell cucumer. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

You know I heart you bro. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[ShaggyX]

Here is the girl I am alegedly chatting with. She claims to be 25...but the pic looks about 18 to me.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y141/shaggy52282/lissyme.jpg

[ShaggyX]

Originally posted by dei???????:
<< Slaps Shaggy. Get ahold of yourself! But if that's how you want it, for $73,500 USD I can get you a Russian bride, with lifetime guarantee. PM me. Hehe...thats a little more than I am looking to spend. Let me know if you find any on clearance. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[deicustoms1]

Let me know what you can afford and I'll see what I can do.

[Steve - SanJose]

Oh no, the love connection is here...

[h2co-pilot]

I thought Nigerians were supposed to look more like this.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

http://www.danheller.com/images/Africa/Mali/Djenne/nigerian-big.jpg

[ShaggyX]

Originally posted by dei???????:
Let me know what you can afford and I'll see what I can do. You are a very strange man.

[deicustoms1]

x2 cp

and it's just in my nature to be helpful.

[h2co-pilot]

True, me too.

Dude or not, tribal looking or not, Shag needs some. Everybody is prolly skinny over there so he has a chance, let's not ruin it.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[ShaggyX]

Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
True, me too.

Dude or not, tribal looking or not, Shag needs some. Everybody is prolly skinny over there so he has a chance, let's not ruin it.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif LOL...i think i will take that as a compliment...but I am not so sure. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Dei...if you want to be helpful, how about the first one is on the house? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[DDWH]

Originally posted by ShaggyX:
Here is the girl I am alegedly chatting with. She claims to be 25...but the pic looks about 18 to me.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y141/shaggy52282/lissyme.jpg

Hubbah Hubbah!

[ShaggyX]

She just signed on. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[fourfourto]

Dont be suprized if she tells you her whole familys coming to move in with you and her http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.engenderhealth.org/itf/images/nigeria_08.jpg

[fourfourto]

And her 2 older brothers will join them. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gifhttp://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40831000/jpg/_40831498_22nigeria2.jpg

I bet the guy on the right is the one you are chatting with http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Try to get a live video feed with her http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[ShaggyX]

If any of you end up IM'ing her...you should IM me at shaggy52282 on YIM. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[bparker]

Dam! That must be a premium woman! LOL

Although I have known many divorces to cost alot more too..

So do you have any coupons or sales? (giggle)

Originally posted by dei???????:
<< Slaps Shaggy. Get ahold of yourself! But if that's how you want it, for $73,500 USD I can get you a Russian bride, with lifetime guarantee. PM me.

[Aubs]

Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I thought Nigerians were supposed to look more like this.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

http://www.danheller.com/images/Africa/Mali/Djenne/nigerian-big.jpg

Really? I thought they looked like this: http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gifhttp://www.bondjamesbond.org/mayday.jpg

[ShaggyX]

hehe...(s)he just posted word for word from this site. Dumbass.

http://library.lovingyou.com/letters/letter.shtml?ID=25

[DennisAJC]

More like this.....

http://www.eluniverso.com/especiales/2004/missuniverso2004/galerias/eleccion15finalestas20.jpg


Miss World 2001

http://us-africa.tripod.com/AgbaniDarego.jpg

[DennisAJC]

Originally posted by ShaggyX:
hehe...(s)he just posted word for word from this site. Dumbass.


Shaggy,

Might as well have fun with this one.

See how far and how nasty he can get when you talk dirty. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

http://www.wildxangel.com/nigerianscam.html

[westhillsat]

Originally posted by DennisAJC:
More like this.....

http://www.eluniverso.com/especiales/2004/missuniverso2004/galerias/eleccion15finalestas20.jpg


Miss World 2001

http://us-africa.tripod.com/AgbaniDarego.jpg

Send this one a love letter and invite her to Moab. You and Miss Nigeria under the Moab stars, now that would be romantic http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[H2Finally]

Oh, for gawd sake, just go for it Shags! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif What have you got to lose? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif. It's not as if you're still a virgin?! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif. Oh wait... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif nevermind... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[DennisAJC]

Ya, and if it is a guy, you'll still be a virgin.

Anal doesn't count. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Steve - SanJose]

Oh the love connection is taking a nastier turn...

[KenP]

Shag, do you like flys?

[ShaggyX]

Originally posted by KenP:
Shag, do you like flys? Flies? I am not sure I follow (do i even want to know?)

BTW...it is online right now..lissycardy324 on YIM.

Edit...Hehe...(s)he set IM to offline so other people do not IM. Funny stuff

[deicustoms1]

Shaggy, I put my team on it, and it has been confirmed that she is the real deal. Now go get some!

Nigerians are an affectinate type people, which explains why she says what she says, as for the copying a poem word for word, she probably doesn't have the self-confidence to write one up on her own.

Now, call her or voice chat and use this soundboard (http://www.soundboards.com/?view=124)

[h2co-pilot]

Originally posted by ShaggyX:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
Shag, do you like flys? Flies? I am not sure I follow (do i even want to know?)

BTW...it is online right now..lissycardy324 on YIM.

Edit...Hehe...(s)he set IM to offline so other people do not IM. Funny stuff </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think he is referring to the customary eye ornaments.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Steve - SanJose]

Now we are getting curious about the outcome of this adventure....

[ShaggyX]

No outcome yet. Still getting consistent IM's about how much "she" loves me. Now "She" wants my phone # so "she" can call me and hear my "Sweet voice". LMFAO...I told her we need to save every cent to afford her flight out here. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[ROX]

Originally posted by ShaggyX:
No outcome yet. Still getting consistent IM's about how much "she" loves me. Now "She" wants my phone # so "she" can call me and hear my "Sweet voice". LMFAO...I told her we need to save every cent to afford her flight out here. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Tell her that you'll come and get her, and you'll be happy to bring her back if she still wants to come. Have you sent her/him a pic of yourself yet?

[ShaggyX]

Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
Tell her that you'll come and get her, and you'll be happy to bring her back if she still wants to come. Have you sent her/him a pic of yourself yet? Of course I sent a Pic. Saw no reason not to. Who cares if they have my pic. Its not like I havent posted it else where. I am not protective of my identity.

[deicustoms1]

Originally posted by ShaggyX:
I am not protective of my identity.

Post your SSN and DL#, do now.

[ShaggyX]

Originally posted by dei???????:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyX:
I am not protective of my identity.

Post your SSN and DL#, do now. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Dont really think anyone would want my identity...but there are some people on this site that are a little shady. I think i will pass on that request for now.

[h2co-pilot]

Originally posted by ShaggyX:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
Tell her that you'll come and get her, and you'll be happy to bring her back if she still wants to come. Have you sent her/him a pic of yourself yet? Of course I sent a Pic. Saw no reason not to. Who cares if they have my pic. Its not like I havent posted it else where. I am not protective of my identity. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't think the pic question was about identity protection. But more for scam confirmation.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[ShaggyX]

Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyX:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
Tell her that you'll come and get her, and you'll be happy to bring her back if she still wants to come. Have you sent her/him a pic of yourself yet? Of course I sent a Pic. Saw no reason not to. Who cares if they have my pic. Its not like I havent posted it else where. I am not protective of my identity. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't think the pic question was about identity protection. But more for scam confirmation.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Hahaha...very funny. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

[h2co-pilot]

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[ShaggyX]

I just told "her" that if I was to send the $300 then we would not have money for food...and she says the us being together is more important than food. LMFAO. Even when I try to sound as cheap as possible they wont leave me alone. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[h2co-pilot]

Shag- Copy and paste in IM DO NOW!!!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

So many nights I sit by my window
Waiting for someone to sing me his song
So many dreams I kept deep inside me
Alone in the dark but now
You've come along

You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song

Rollin' at sea, adrift on the water
Could it be finally I'm turning for home?
Finally, a chance to say hey,
I love You
Never again to be all alone

You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song

You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song

It can't be wrong
When it feels so right
'Cause You
You light up my life

[ShaggyX]

Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Shag- Copy and paste in IM DO NOW!!!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Hell no. I am playing along with this thing...so I am being all lovey dovey and sh1t. Dont need that conversation on here. You people think I am weird enough as it is. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[ShaggyX]

LOL...I told "her" that if I was going to support her while she is out here then I will not be able to send her any money. She said that means that I do not love her, and that I have just lost my true love. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif I am trying to regain "her" interest to prolong my entertainment a little longer.

[Mrs.ssippi]

Originally posted by ShaggyX:
LOL...I told "her" that if I was going to support her while she is out here then I will not be able to send her any money. She said that means that I do not love her, and that I have just lost my true love. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif I am trying to regain "her" interest to prolong my entertainment a little longer.

You know you like s/he! This is not entertainment this is LIFE!!!! It's not just the internet don't you read the posts here? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Ask s/he how s/he feels about sleeping in tents under the moab stars? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[ShaggyX]

Most recent Dialog. It is only about 1/2 of what was said today because I closed the window when she signed off the first time. This is by far the least "intimate" of the conversations because s/he is figuring out that either I am 1. cheap, or 2. on to them (or maybe 3. all of the above).

BTW...first line is about coming to america...so keep your minds out of the gutter on that one.

(08:19:30) Lissy: so how do i come?
(08:20:35) Shaggy: i am sorry, but I dont have the answer to that. i dont know
(08:22:25) Lissy: well i think you want to remain single
(08:22:40) Lissy: np
(08:22:47) Lissy: take care
(08:22:51) Lissy: this is how people lose thir true love
(08:24:00) Shaggy: what? now because i cannot afford to send you $300 right now that means that this is no longer true love?
(08:25:30) Lissy: well u dont understand me
(08:25:35) Lissy: because you said you dont have answer to my commin
(08:29:33) Shaggy: i am sorry, but I do not know how we will be able to fly you out here. that does not affect our love. it just makes it more difficult is all
(08:37:44) Lissy: i really do love you and dont want this love to go like that
(08:39:53) Shaggy: but i have commited to supporting you once you are out here, all i have asked is that you get out here with your own money. i did not think that was too much to ask
(08:40:13) Lissy: how
(08:40:18) Lissy: what do you mean
(08:44:47) Shaggy: you are saying that i do not understand you or love you because i cannot send you $300 to fly out here. But i have already said that I will provide you food and shelter once you are out here. that will cost me more than $300 so why does that not prove my love?
(08:45:53) Lissy: but how do i get out of here when i dont have complete money
(08:48:14) Shaggy: you seem like a very intellegent women. i am sure you could find a way to get the remaining money, right?
(08:49:07) Lissy: well i think you dont love me
(08:52:11) Shaggy: i am sorry. i do love you but i dont have the money to fly you out to me.
(08:52:34) Lissy: i am disapointed and dont know what to say
(09:08:04) Lissy logged out.
(09:09:53) Lissy logged in.
(09:15:46) Lissy: now you see what i mean by third party,i know someone spoke to you
(09:16:54) Lissy: this is a love that could last forever but if you want it this way,np
(09:17:03) Lissy: GOD knows i tried my best
(09:17:52) Shaggy: you know someone talked to me? what do you mean?
(09:19:08) Lissy: someone has poisoned your mind about this relationship
(09:19:53) Shaggy: what do you mean? because i do not have $300 to send to you that means someone must have poisoned my mind? i do not understand where you are getting that from
(09:20:24) Lissy: because i am disapointed that you can help work this out
(09:21:01) Shaggy: i want to help, but there is only so much I can do

[h2co-pilot]

OMFG!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif CLASSIC! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

What does "np" mean?

[DDWH]

Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
OMFG!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif CLASSIC! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

What does "np" mean?<span class="ev_code_RED"><--- NP = No Problem..</span>

[ShaggyX]

I will have to edit some of the TMI things that I said in the other IM's and then I will post them. I was a little openly honest with things that i do not need to be posted here. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

I can see it now.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Lissy:What do you mean, you look different than most americans?
Shaggy:I am a little underweight.
Shaggy: They say I'm small boneded.
Lissy: Small boned?
Shaggy:Yes.
Lissy: What about your other bone?
Shaggy:What do you mean?
Lissy:In the bedroom?
Shaggy:???
Lissy: It's okay, np
Lissy:As long as you are experienced...
Shaggy:Oh, well.....
Lissy:You have had other women b4 right?
Shaggy:Let's put it this way...
Shaggy: The mattress has had at least a couple of different people in it...

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[deicustoms1]

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Shaggy - From that transcript, it's no wonder why you don't have a girl. You're mean.

Now, do this...tell her you got some money, if she asks how, make up something like, by turning tricks. Then say you are going to buy her a plane ticket, but directly. Where you either mail her the plane ticket or she picks it up at the counter. The only person that could possibly get money for the ticket would be you, so a scammer wouldn't like that. But it's a reasonable thing to do if you weren't dealing with a scammer...see if she has a problem with that.

BTW - If she comes to the US, with the intent of marriage, and doesn't come on a fiance visa, I think you two love birds will have problems. So bring that up and see what she has to say.

[ShaggyX]

Dei...I already know 100% that it is a scam. "Her" picture is from some Amateur Hawaiian Modeling site (focushawaii.com) under Nicole.

BTW...I was a lot nicer before...I just lost interest today and decided I didn't feel like playing along anymore.

[deicustoms1]

Sweet, an Amateur Hawaiian Model living in Nigeria wants you?!

And I am aware what's going on. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif That's why I suggested reasonable things to do, so you could trap her/him in lies and have fun.

[ShaggyX]

Originally posted by dei???????:
Sweet, an Amateur Hawaiian Model living in Nigeria wants you?!

And I am aware what's going on. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif That's why I suggested reasonable things to do, so you could trap her/him in lies and have fun. I got too lazy to get creative. Maybe if I get my second wind I will give that a whirl. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[cestwick]

Originally posted by ShaggyX:
Dei...I already know 100% that it is a scam. "Her" picture is from some Amateur Hawaiian Modeling site (focushawaii.com) under Nicole.

BTW...I was a lot nicer before...I just lost interest today and decided I didn't feel like playing along anymore.

Nice website....right on the top was this...
Warning - Scams
Web scams are now in some cases attempting to use Model and Talent websites in scams. FOCUS AGENCY wants our models, talent and clients to be aware we are part of the solution to stop this activity.

FOCUS AGENCY is now proactive in providing information to any government agency requesting such information including the Federal Bureau of Investigation. FOCUS AGENCY will aid any government agency in the apprehension of any and all persons using this site or any site to operate scams.

If you are accessing this website due to a referral from a dating or other similar site, please be aware
FOCUS AGENCY is "not" a dating site, and does "not" endorse or provide any models and/or talent for any such service. In addition, if images have been used illegally for posting and you are following up on a particular person, please be aware that FOCUS AGENCY does not allow any model or talent images to be used for posting on any sites of that nature, and you are most likely been scammed.

In addition your IP address as listed below is being tracked to use for reporting purposes only to any legitimate government agency which may require this information to pursue persons for criminal use of the Internet

[CO Hummer]

Originally posted by ShaggyX:
BTW...I was a lot nicer before...I just lost interest today and decided I didn't feel like playing along anymore.

Shaggy,
That's my AE you've been talking to all along. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Racer-X]

Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyX:
BTW...I was a lot nicer before...I just lost interest today and decided I didn't feel like playing along anymore.

Shaggy,
That's my AE you've been talking to all along. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Ohhhh thats wrong! Prove it, post some text!

[CO Hummer]

Originally posted by Racer-X:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyX:
BTW...I was a lot nicer before...I just lost interest today and decided I didn't feel like playing along anymore.

Shaggy,
That's my AE you've been talking to all along. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Ohhhh thats wrong! Prove it, post some text! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Proof positive:

Lissy:Why do you like that "hummer" fourum so much?
Shaggy:I'm afraid to admit publically that I love Hummers. I don't want the guys on the forum to know
Lissy: but earlier you said you think you are gay. do you hide that too?
Shaggy:Yes.

[ShaggyX]

Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Racer-X:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by CO Hummer:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyX:
BTW...I was a lot nicer before...I just lost interest today and decided I didn't feel like playing along anymore.

Shaggy,
That's my AE you've been talking to all along. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Ohhhh thats wrong! Prove it, post some text! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Proof positive:

Lissy:Why do you like that "hummer" fourum so much?
Shaggy:I'm afraid to admit publically that I love Hummers. I don't want the guys on the forum to know
Lissy: but earlier you said you think you are gay. do you hide that too?
Shaggy:Yes. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Wow...now that was a shot below the belt. I do not like Hummers (the vehicle...I am pretty sure I would like the other "hummer"). http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

[ShaggyX]

Oh yeah...and I am not gay either.

[Racer-X]

Proof positive:

Lissy:Why do you like that "hummer" fourum so much?
Shaggy:I'm afraid to admit publically that I love Hummers. I don't want the guys on the forum to know
Lissy: but earlier you said you think you are gay. do you hide that too?
Shaggy:Yes.

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[ShaggyX]

So "She" decided to IM me again today. Tried step 2 of the scam. Decided I would just end it there.

(08:02:10) Lissy: hello love
(08:02:23) Lissy: i have a good news
(08:02:34) Shaggy: whats that?
(08:02:40) Lissy: hold
(08:05:22) Lissy: i called my uncle that stays in the states but travells allround for buisness
(08:05:41) Lissy: he has promised to give me $2500 for my trip to you
(08:06:10) Shaggy: that is great news
(08:06:46) Lissy: yes my love
(08:06:56) Lissy: i want you more than anything
(08:08:34) Shaggy: and I want you too. i am so happy that we can start a family together now
(08:08:43) Lissy: yes my love
(08:09:21) Lissy: but he is sending me a check and i found out that this check cant be cashed here in nig,can i trust you to help me cash it so i can be with you as soon as possible?
(08:10:04) Shaggy: can I ask you a question?
(08:10:50) Lissy: yes
(08:12:57) Shaggy: how many people have you gotten to fall for this before?
(08:13:13) Shaggy: you know it is a scam...i know it is a scam. i am not dumb
(08:13:32) Shaggy: i have just been playing along to see how far you would go with it. not very convincing if you ask me
(08:14:07) Lissy: what do you mean?
(08:15:05) Shaggy: dont play stupid. i know what this is. i have known from day one. you have done made every common scam move in the book.

Remember 2 things...1. I am playing along so I say some stuff that is lovey dovey and just BS (for the first couple of messages). 2. It is still early so my typing sucks more than normal. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[h2co-pilot]

Wow just Wow.

[h2co-pilot]

Originally posted by ShaggyX:
Wow...now that was a shot below the belt. I do not like Hummers (the vehicle...I am pretty sure I would like the other "hummer"). http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

Shag, are you saying you have never even been fellated?

[ShaggyX]

Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ShaggyX:
Wow...now that was a shot below the belt. I do not like Hummers (the vehicle...I am pretty sure I would like the other "hummer"). http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

Shag, are you saying you have never even been fellated? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Does that even need to be asked?

BTW...I even looked up "fellated" to make sure I knew what we were talking about. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif Good thing I used dictionary.com and not google. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

[ShaggyX]

Originally posted by sfox:
He isn't limber enough or who knows....http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

S Hahaha...very funny.

You're right...i'm not limber enough...not that i have tried or anything. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[h2co-pilot]

Originally posted by ShaggyX:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by sfox:
He isn't limber enough or who knows....http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

S Hahaha...very funny.

You're right...i'm not limber enough...not that i have tried or anything. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO!http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[Steve - SanJose]

the adventure continues...

[ShaggyX]

Originally posted by Steve - SanJose:
the adventure continues... More like the adventure ends. "She" wont talk to me anymore. Might start up a new S/N just to see if I can start the process over. maybe try some different things this time around.

[PARAGON]

back-traced Shaggy's girlfriend. He's been arrested before but..... well.... they can't do anything with him at 1200lbs.

http://i.today.reuters.com/misc/genImage.aspx?uri=2006-05-03T115549Z_01_L0381917_RTRUKOP_2_PICTURE1.jpg&resize=full

http://i.today.reuters.com/misc/genImage.aspx?uri=2006-05-03T115549Z_01_L0381917_RTRUKOP_2_PICTURE0.jpg&resize=full

[CO Hummer]

That's the biggest tea bag I've ever seen. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

[Steve - SanJose]

That's terrible.

[bparker]

Whom ever is feeding that person should be charged with attempted manslaughter. He obviously can not get up and make food for himself nor have the funds to buy food because he can not work. So whom ever is doing this should be stopped.

That is disgusting.

[deicustoms1]

He probably runs a successful website and earns income through advertising and membership packages. Then purchases his groceries from peapod.com.

[h2co-pilot]

Eyu! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

Do you really think that is really his ball hanging out?!?!

[bparker]

no its not

Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Do you really think that is really his ball hanging out?!?!

[h2co-pilot]

You're right, I think it is a gurl anyway.

[ShaggyX]

Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
You're right, I think it is a gurl anyway. Its a dude.

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=top...-SCIENCE-OBESITY.xml (http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=topNews&storyid=2006-05-03T142611Z_01_L0381917_RTRUKOC_0_US-SCIENCE-OBESITY.xml)

[PARAGON]

During a recent interview, Uribe, who weighs the same as five baby elephants, says, "I can't walk. I'm can't leave my bed," adding that, "I'm trying to reduce my weight a bit right now so I can be in the right condition for the operation."

According to the report, Uribe's case puzzles doctors since his cholesterol and blood-sugar levels are normal, despite his extreme obesity.

[cestwick]

All I got to say is if I went my whole day without seeing that I would have been just fine.....

[CO Hummer]

I'm still LMAO at Shaggy's Nigerian Kellen.

[h2co-pilot]

Originally posted by CO Hummer:
I'm still LMAO at Shaggy's Nigerian Kellen.

X2 http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif an elcovan classic.

[Steve - SanJose]

Originally posted by ShaggyX:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Steve - SanJose:
the adventure continues... More like the adventure ends. "She" wont talk to me anymore. Might start up a new S/N just to see if I can start the process over. maybe try some different things this time around. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Better luck next time. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[h2co-pilot]

BUMPKIN :D:D:D:D:D

[ShaggyX]

Nothing to report at this point. Havent chatted with them since I last posted in this thread. Got a few other people to chat with them to waste their time. They got basically the same spiel that I did.