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I was changing the oil on my tractor today, when I heard my H2 crank up. Before I could get around the house, my wife had taken off with some girlfriends.
I didn't think much about it, until she called and said I needed to bring the tractor down to the lower 40. Seems she didn't quite understand how to enage 4wd.
A few minutes later, I unstuck her and the girls just had to take a picture.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/rvskodak/Hummer/H2_4.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/rvskodak/Hummer/H2_1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/rvskodak/Hummer/H2_2.jpg
I was changing the oil on my tractor today, when I heard my H2 crank up. Before I could get around the house, my wife had taken off with some girlfriends.
I didn't think much about it, until she called and said I needed to bring the tractor down to the lower 40. Seems she didn't quite understand how to enage 4wd.
A few minutes later, I unstuck her and the girls just had to take a picture.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/rvskodak/Hummer/H2_4.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/rvskodak/Hummer/H2_1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/rvskodak/Hummer/H2_2.jpg
Poseur
01-29-2006, 04:01 AM
Looks like she had a good time. Now make her wash it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
HummBebe
01-29-2006, 04:10 AM
You GO GIRL!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by rvs9:
I was changing the oil on my tractor today, when I heard my H2 crank up. Before I could get around the house, my wife had taken off with some girlfriends.
A few minutes later, I unstuck her and the girls just had to take a picture.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/rvskodak/Hummer/H2_2.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I'm not really sure that's a chick wearing the NRA hat. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
Hey, did your wife spill coffee and drop the cell phone out the window? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
rodster
01-29-2006, 04:23 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Poseur:
Now make her wash it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I heard that! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
There's a whole bunch more dirt in the second and third pics than in the first. That happen while getting it unstuck? (And BTW, it kinda looks like cow manure. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif)
AWESOME!!! WAY TO GO WIFEY!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
No cow manure. Although it's as tough to get off as the real thing. She had dug a pretty good hole by the time that I got to her with just the rear wheels.
Of course the girls were agging me on to just drive out. I knew that it was not going to work. You just sink. I gave it a whirl, threw some mud and then hooked the winch to the tractor and just pulled myself out in neutral. I had been wanting to test the winch anyways.
I probably would had played around some since the girl was already dirty, but it was getting late and I still had a deer roast to cook.
Bondage
01-29-2006, 03:59 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Poseur:
Looks like she had a good time. Now make her wash it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
What he said! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Looks like it's time to become a H2x2 family?
http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Sean
OrangeCrush
01-29-2006, 04:17 PM
That's funny. My truck looked exactly the same right down to the wheels and color.
As much as I love those wheels, aren't they a PIA to get the mud out from behind that ring?
Next time, I'll take the ring off when wheelin'
Mark
MovinH2
01-29-2006, 04:42 PM
HA HA HA That's awesome.
TootsSUT
01-29-2006, 05:39 PM
You go girl!!!! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Orange Crush - I feel your pain on the rings. Mine are pretty scratched up now. The grit in the mud was just like sandpaper!
OrangeCrush
01-29-2006, 11:31 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by rvs9:
Orange Crush - I feel your pain on the rings. Mine are pretty scratched up now. The grit in the mud was just like sandpaper! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
You may want to try what I did. When I was pressure washing, the pressure from the washer marred the clearcoat on the rims leaving a cloudy look.
I went to Advanced and bought a ball called a powerball. I put it on a air drill with some compound and they polished up nice. (of course, it's time to do it again)
Anyway, just a suggestion if you want them to look new again.
Mark
H3HUMVEE
01-29-2006, 11:40 PM
that's the reason I got the 5 speed manual .. she can't drive a stick http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Alec W:
You and KenP need to start a support group called “My wife stole my Hummer” http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>You aren't kidding, brother.
OC,
Just got back from the car wash. My wheels did cloud up. Guess a polishing job is in order!
Boss Hoss
01-30-2006, 01:44 AM
When i saw the title of the thread i thought for sure it was Kens thread http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Looks like the wifey had a good time. Good looking truck too.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Boss Hoss:
When i saw the title of the thread i thought for sure it was Kens thread http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Looks like the wifey had a good time. Good looking truck too. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>That's funny because when I saw the title I thought, "Damn, I don't remember starting that thread." http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
h2co-pilot
01-30-2006, 09:55 AM
No kidding, I thought "WTF did I do now?!" http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gifhttp://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Looks like some good mudding.
PS- No matter what you guys say;
You like it when we wrangle your beast.
Ipedog
01-30-2006, 11:07 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Boss Hoss:
When i saw the title of the thread i thought for sure it was Kens thread http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Looks like the wifey had a good time. Good looking truck too. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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