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TXSUT
12-22-2005, 02:02 PM
Replace driver's side mirror: $750
Replace H2 tailgate emblem: $30
Replace spare tire cover: $100
Ding removal, touch-up paint, buffing: $100

I left my truck out on the driveway Tuesday night. They smashed the mirror in, which put two small dings in the door's window frame. They gouged the paint on the tailgate while removing the H2 emblem. Lastly, they burned a hole in my tire cover with what I guess was a cigarette lighter.

I've put the word out with a couple of upstanding teenagers in the neighborhood hoping to find out who did it. I doubt I'll ever find them, but if I do, I will beat the ever-living $hit out of their lowlife, pondscum, piece of dog$hit, a$$-sucking, disrespectful, good for nothing worthless a$$es. And then I'm going to take the same a$$-whooping to their no-account dads.

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-Pete

TXSUT
12-22-2005, 02:02 PM
Replace driver's side mirror: $750
Replace H2 tailgate emblem: $30
Replace spare tire cover: $100
Ding removal, touch-up paint, buffing: $100

I left my truck out on the driveway Tuesday night. They smashed the mirror in, which put two small dings in the door's window frame. They gouged the paint on the tailgate while removing the H2 emblem. Lastly, they burned a hole in my tire cover with what I guess was a cigarette lighter.

I've put the word out with a couple of upstanding teenagers in the neighborhood hoping to find out who did it. I doubt I'll ever find them, but if I do, I will beat the ever-living $hit out of their lowlife, pondscum, piece of dog$hit, a$$-sucking, disrespectful, good for nothing worthless a$$es. And then I'm going to take the same a$$-whooping to their no-account dads.

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-Pete

GLBLWARMR
12-22-2005, 02:27 PM
You forgot one thing. After you get done beating the crap out of the dad, you need to staple the bill to his forehead with an air compressed staple gun. Sorry to hear about the incident.

KenP
12-22-2005, 02:31 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I will beat the ever-living $hit out of their lowlife, pondscum, piece of dog$hit, a$$-sucking, disrespectful, good for nothing worthless a$$es. And then I'm going to take the same a$$-whooping to their no-account dads </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I'd say that about covers it. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Hart1
12-22-2005, 02:46 PM
Sorry to hear this happened.

Even though I have not seen any vandalism in my neighborhood, when I don't feel like walking out to put the Hummer away in the garage for the night, I think of what has happened to some here and it motivates me to put it away.

ROX
12-22-2005, 02:47 PM
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Sorry to hear that!

timgco
12-22-2005, 03:41 PM
I'd offer those teens a reward to make it worth their while to go out of their way to find out who did it! And than once you find out, than have fun! Sorry man.

PARAGON
12-22-2005, 04:20 PM
Kids...... out of school........ do bad things. Little fckers sliced up one of those blow up snow globe yard decoration thingies while we were gone one night. It was THE DEAL to my 4yo daughter.

I almost would wish they vandalized my truck than sliced up that $150 piece of plastic and air since my daughter was completely upset and didn't understand.

HummerNewbie
12-22-2005, 04:39 PM
Sorry to hear about it. Maybe Santa will leave one of the low life a$$holes tied up under your tree for a Christmas morning beating.

rodster
12-22-2005, 05:04 PM
Merry f'n Christmas is right, Pete. Sorry to hear about that.

SOCRATES
12-22-2005, 05:06 PM
Pete,

I'm assuming the incident was due to it being a H2, or have other incidents like this happened in your neighborhood and surrounding area? Regardless, how pathetically sad for these types of people. For everyone's sake, I hope they are brought to justice....

-Justyn

MUH_HUM
12-22-2005, 05:07 PM
Replace driver's side mirror: $750
Replace H2 tailgate emblem: $30
Replace spare tire cover: $100
Ding removal, touch-up paint, buffing: $100
Beating the **** out of the mother ph_uckers who did it....PRICELESS.

dochummer
12-22-2005, 05:34 PM
That sucks. My wife's car got egged last week, and we had 2-3 cars stolen down the street this week....

KenP
12-22-2005, 05:49 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dochummer:
That sucks. My wife's car got egged last week, and we had 2-3 cars stolen down the street this week.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Ghetto boy. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

dochummer
12-22-2005, 05:53 PM
Yeah, that's what I was starting to think. But it's actually white trash area.... http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif Come to find out, people were leaving their cars running in the cold weather, and thiefs were just jumping in and driving away.

LoLo
12-22-2005, 05:54 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MUH_HUM:
...Beating the **** out of the mother ph_uckers (AND their parents!) who did it....PRICELESS. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Amen! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

HummerNewbie
12-22-2005, 06:09 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dochummer:
Come to find out, people were leaving their cars running in the cold weather, and thiefs were just jumping in and driving away. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Insurance won't cover you when you do that do they? That would really suck. I believe that I heard recently that you can get ticketed if you do that down here.

Dug
12-22-2005, 08:36 PM
Sorry to hear about your vandalism. I keep waiting for someone to vandalise ours. Good luck .

JnStitz
12-22-2005, 08:54 PM
I never have to wory about my truck at night, its always parked between three uparmored blacked out yukons...people stay away from our place.

haha

SOCRATES
12-22-2005, 09:09 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">

Justyn, congrats on the new H2. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey Phil,

Thanks - I'm so glad to be back. I'll be seeing you soon for some goodies. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

-J

ROX
12-22-2005, 09:58 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SOCRATES:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">

Justyn, congrats on the new H2. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey Phil,

Thanks - I'm so glad to be back. I'll be seeing you soon for some goodies. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

-J </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Congrats on the new rig! I bet it's as bad-azz the last one! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

SOCRATES
12-23-2005, 01:42 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SOCRATES:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">

Justyn, congrats on the new H2. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey Phil,

Thanks - I'm so glad to be back. I'll be seeing you soon for some goodies. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

-J </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Congrats on the new rig! I bet it's as bad-azz the last one! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's what I'm going for. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

VTSTOMPER
12-23-2005, 02:51 AM
OMG!

Pete that is $hitty news man. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif I am sorry to hear about that. I don't blame you for wanting to beat down these punk asses, and their "g"hey ass mofo fathers! I hope you do find these jerks.

Hey, go for the 06 mirrors! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif The work better for those texas ice storms.

Honestly, sorry to hear that man. Time to sit out with the camo and duck hunting equipment - if you know what I mean! http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

H2Finally
12-23-2005, 03:19 AM
Damn, that sucks man http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif. Bunch of losers shot eggs at my old house a few years back; I had to spend an hour hosing it down all the way to the top of the 2 1/2 storey (stucco walls will rot otherwise), at midnight in the freezing winter (well, SoCal "freezing".. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif) weather.

wilfred
12-23-2005, 05:58 AM
Someone broke into my H2 couple months ago. Even though the guy was caught mins later because i happened to be awake that night. I figure i might not be the next time so i have installed an aftermarket alarm on the truck and this surveillance system since then:

http://www.samsclub.com/eclub/main_shopping.jsp?BV_UseB...-24294:-34205:921260 (http://www.samsclub.com/eclub/main_shopping.jsp?BV_UseBVCookie=yes&amp;n=0&amp;mt=a&amp;coe= 0&amp;oidPath=0:-23542:-23589:-24294:-34205:921260)

My driveway gets very dark at night and the included infrared cameras were not bright enough. So I bought some additional infrared illuminators on ebay dirt cheap, works good.

drmiles
12-23-2005, 09:15 AM
Damn Pete that sucks, Let me know and I'll come over to video the beating!!


Hope you find the *******s. Remember Texas Law allows for the use of deadly force to protect property after sunset!!!!

OrangeCrush
12-23-2005, 09:29 AM
Man, that sucks. I'm sorry to hear that. I know no one likes to have their vehicle vandalized but that really rubs me the wrong way. I go out of my way not to ding, destroy or ruin someone else's vehicle, why can't they have the same respect for my ****?

Always some dumbass muthaf_cker.

Hope your Xmas goes better after that..

Mark

TXSUT
12-23-2005, 01:23 PM
Thanks everyone for the kind words. Socrates, it's not like I live in a bad neighborhood, in fact, it's quite nice, but we do have some kids migrating a few miles in from a not-so-desirable "hood" that have done other damage. I suspect, though, that the H2 was even more attractive.

Tim, I did offer a reward, $500, to the kids I talked to. I hope it works.

Jerry, thanks for the offer. Are you good at editing out the incrminating stuff? LOL!

Stomper, I'm going to be doing a few midnight surveillance runs over the next few nights. They may not be back around my house, but maybe I can catch 'em somewhere else.

Thanks again everyone. The ding guy that does all my work did a great job yesterday, and with a new mirror installed and a new tire cover on the way (from Jason), I'm feeling a little better about it all.

-Pete

2-H2's
12-23-2005, 04:03 PM
TXSUT, sounds like night ops are in your not so distant future? If you need any help...I'm game.

LC

wilfred
12-23-2005, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by drmiles:
Damn Pete that sucks, Let me know and I'll come over to video the beating!!


Hope you find the *******s. Remember Texas Law allows for the use of deadly force to protect property after sunset!!!!



Seriously???