my ride

[BlingBlingH2]

yea yo check out dem picz dis dood took my whip yo. i got stuck on one dem tuftz of grazz in my yard but dis mofo wit a Honda CRV pulld muh azz out and shizz.

[BlingBlingH2]

yea yo check out dem picz dis dood took my whip yo. i got stuck on one dem tuftz of grazz in my yard but dis mofo wit a Honda CRV pulld muh azz out and shizz.

[BlingBlingH2]

yea yo check out dem picz dis dood took my whip yo. i got stuck on one dem tuftz of grazz in my yard but dis mofo wit a Honda CRV pulld muh azz out and shizz.

[KenP]

No, this is your ride.

[MONDO]

You may want to check out this video. I doubt a tahoe could do any of that stuff. But just view it for pleasure because I doubt you are a big enough man to admit when you are wrong.

http://www.thehummerclubinc.com/events/Club%20event%20Attica.wmv

PS
When your mom said "its ok, they only tease you because they like you". She was lying.

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KenP:
No, this is your ride. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, this is his ride. Hey Blingtard, fix your lid.

[KenP]

Here he is on a ride.

[DRTYFN]

After Blingtard rides the train home he gets ready for his "alternate lifestyled male friends" to come over. Tonight they're going to play "Fist the Pinata" and Blingtard is the Pinata- again.

[H2Finally]

Drty, that's just wrong mahn... No one should be subjected to have to look at that without any warning!

[Adam in CO]

Again, some help here, please. I have no idea what language this is, and cannot find a translator.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BlingBlingH2:
yea yo check out dem picz dis dood took my whip yo. i got stuck on one dem tuftz of grazz in my yard but dis mofo wit a Honda CRV pulld muh azz out and shizz. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

[BlueTJCO]

some form of "suburbia" Ebonics?

[Dan]

's called ebonix. This link may not he`p ya read it, but it will he`p ya write it. Slap mah fro!

http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by H2Finally:
Drty, that's just wrong mahn... No one should be subjected to have to look at that without any warning! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

For all you know he has a thong on. Besides, you've done this before so don't act like you're surprised.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[ShaggyX]

I have done that before. It really doesnt hurt as bad as it looks. http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[BlueTJCO]

I thought that was you Shaggy? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[BlingBlingH2]

yo i just got back from da shop yo, check out all dis shizz i gots fo my whip yo. got dem 24's, big bzzakes, new hood yo, roll barz, lightz, and one of dem big azz sun rufz mang

[devilsfan]

Hey, where are your roof markers??? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Stacy

[PARAGON]

Come on, Stacy. Can't ya tell he has his lid shaved. He had all o' dat removed so it would peep mo' ghetto like. what 'chew thinking

[Dan]

Notice how "it" starts posting during the afterschool hours? http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

[Anthony]

First of all, let me start by saying "Holy **** you're into some weird stuff DTYFN."

Secondly, wait, ...nevermind.. that's all I have to say. DAmn that's some weird stuff.

[Kevin B]

th'o't bling bling H2 iz just uh jelous jeep driver trying ta git da feel o' what its like ta be part o' da hummer community. He iz forced ta live da life o' uh low rent, thus he mus' lash out in anger and git Sheniquah's tail back ova' heeah.

Peace Out!

[Adam in CO]

I'm going to try this in both languages:

English:

Hey, genius. You do realize of course, that you're talking to people who have a slightly better education than "highschool dropout", but we are proud that it appears you have not dropped out yet. Stay in school, son. By having this higher education, and greater earning power, we can afford vehicles like this, not just cartoon ones. Perhaps there is a "NSync" or "Backstreet Boys" forum you would prefer. You might find that to be a little more your speed. Anyway, stay in school, and maybe you can be one of the upper crust, laughing at people like you are being laughed at now.

Ebonics:

Hey, genius. You do realize o' course, dat ya jivin' ta peeps who gots uh slightly bettah education than "highschool dropout", but we's iz proud dat it appears ya gots not dropped out yet. Stay in school, son. By havin' dis here higher education, an' greater earning power, we's can afford vehicles like dis here, not just cartoon ones. Perhaps dere iz uh "NSync" or "Backstreet Boys" forum ya would prefer. You might find dat ta be uh little mo' yo' speed. Anyway, stay in skoo, an' maybe ya can be one o' da upper crust, laughing at peeps like ya iz now. what the **** sup now?

[Adam in CO]

Is this your moms?

[DRTYFN]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Anthony:
First of all, let me start by saying "Holy **** you're into some weird stuff DTYFN."

Secondly, wait, ...nevermind.. that's all I have to say. DAmn that's some weird stuff. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey hey heeeeyyy!!! I just found the picture of Bling hanging from the ceiling with hooks in his buttocks.http://www.elcova.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[KenP]

Bling's buddy.

[Dan]

And don't forget to pick up some fake gold teeth to go with your fake ghetto talk:

http://www.mrbling.com

http://www.mrbling.com/images/front_top.jpg

[timgco]

School boy, you get a D for being such a dumb ass. I didn't know you gangsta's had computers in da hood.