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DennisAJC 12-27-2005 11:18 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Adam in CO:
Tough one. She is pretty hot, but needs a good ass kicking, so I'm torn. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Shut it you pig.




H2Finally 12-27-2005 11:46 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DennisAJC:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Adam in CO:
Tough one. She is pretty hot, but needs a good ass kicking, so I'm torn. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Shut it you pig.



</div></BLOCKQUOTE>Don't worry Dennis, she's not around -- driving HER H2 allatime now...

Boss Hoss 12-28-2005 02:30 AM

The worst is spraying perfume in your man truck...if it was her truck fine as its allowed to smell like that...but not in my truck. Now that drives me nuts.

Ipedog 12-28-2005 11:42 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">The worst is spraying perfume in your man truck...if it was her truck fine as its allowed to smell like that... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


I thought it was her truck???

MUH_HUM 12-28-2005 09:36 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Boss Hoss:
The worst is spraying perfume in your man truck...if it was her truck fine as its allowed to smell like that...but not in my truck. Now that drives me nuts. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Boss needs to talk to his woman. She's stinkin up his truck and it's pissin him off.

DRTYFN 12-28-2005 09:56 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Boss Hoss:
The worst is spraying perfume in your man truck...if it was her truck fine as its allowed to smell like that...but not in my truck. Now that drives me nuts. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Like a cat spraying to mark its territory.

RasterMaster 12-29-2005 12:10 AM

Keys dissappearing would do it! There needs to be an ALL OF THE ABOVE category for the poll, but also:

1. Add change all presets on radio to stuff she absolutely hates.

2. Make favorite CDs dissappear (and load in something she absolutely hates in all CD slots).

3. Make her wash truck in something embarrassing - in public of course! (not "hot" clothes as she may enjoy the additional attention).

4. Have additional keys ground (but they don't seem to work for some strange reason).

5. Park in a manner that makes it impossible to take out the Hummer.

6. Next time she has to be picked up, be absent minded and "forget" the time.

7. Buy her a "tumbler" or kiddie sippy cups for every Valentines, aniversary, birthday or other significant event for a year.

8. Line the interior with plastic (unless you have sufficient seat covers & Husky liners) before she drives it = DROP CLOTH.

9. Family pet has "accident" on her pillow.

10. If you really want to get mean, her favorite glass or other breakable item gets "accidently" broken.

Dan 12-29-2005 11:54 AM

Push her down the stairs.

h2itis 12-29-2005 12:07 PM

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Ask yourself - what would Ike Turner do??? (I suppose you could sub in OJ or Scott Peterson in a pinch...)

h2co-pilot 01-01-2006 02:30 PM

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I am noting the responses I don't like and the ones posting them.

I am going to go get a mocha in the SUT.

Bottom line:

I am a princess. I do what I want when I want, that is all.

HummBebe 01-01-2006 03:13 PM

No need to contemplate this

DRTYFN 01-01-2006 03:29 PM

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I am noting the responses I don't like and the ones posting them.

I am going to go get a mocha in the SUT.

Bottom line:

I am an ultra high maintenance princess. I do what I want when I want, that is all. If you don't do what I want you're going to get the evil nostril. RAAARRRRRR!!!!111 </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

h2co-pilot 01-01-2006 06:25 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DRTYFN:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
I am noting the responses I don't like and the ones posting them.

I am going to go get a mocha in the SUT.

Bottom line:

I am an ultra high maintenance princess. I do what I want when I want, that is all. If you don't do what I want you're going to get the evil nostril. RAAARRRRRR!!!!111 </div></BLOCKQUOTE> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

gfy


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