Alright, how about this:

Go on eBay & buy a used one, then sell it again in 3 months. The depreciation, registration, etc would be your final cost.

Or just steal one.

- Dan

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SUT on order 12/02. 9 months down, 9 to go!
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Todd, why did you signed up for 2 forum names to ask one question?
I gave you a straight offer, $30,000 for 3 months. It may seem expensive to you, nevertheless, that was a straight answer, you just don't like the answer.
NC gave you suggestions, what did you do with them? you snapped at us and expected us to take you seriously when you try to treat us like yahoos or children. You don't even have the basic manner to thank NC for the trouble he took to answer your question.

Good lord...you people (DRTYFN) are a bunch of JACK ASSES!

Yes I expected to get flamed for having this request posted, but not to the point that you think it is a seriously stupid request.

YES, I am absolutely aware of how much it costs to rent an H2 - $2000/week. And YES, I though if I offered a personal owner a portion of that money, they might be interested. If I owned an H2 as a second vehicle and some company offered me several thousand dollars for a 3 month rental for something that could actually be a cool...I would definitely consider it! Why not, you would make money and get to see your vehicle used in a very cool promotion.

Apparently the folks on this board (except Steve R. who I met on the DISCOWEB site) are not a very intelligent community with relative and constructive suggestions. I got more info from the folks who own Land Rovers then all of you, and they laugh at H2 owners all day long. (except Steve R.)

Thanks for nothing. I am glad I own a Land Rover if this is the type of people I would encounter in an H2 outing or event.

Exactly as I suspected, a Disco trick.

Your problem is solved, you use your Disco as a company promotion tool. If you guys laugh at Hummer all day long, why do you want Hummer as a promo tool, so they can laugh at your company?

You are a fraud, not a smart one, surely a poor one.

On cue for Mac....TA DA!

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

That is one fugly baby... Where do you find these pics dennis?

'03 H2 Sunset Orange No mods
'03 BMW M3 Convertible
'02 BMW M5

GOOOOOOGLE search. Forum's best friend .

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

MAC - I spent all morning checking the links NC provided and referenced him as being helpful in my original email. Thank you for your offer, but that is more than what I can rent one for.

I had my associate post this originally, but when I read the replies he was getting, I decided to post an additional message to try and get some better suggestions.

THANKS NC & MAC for your REAL answers!

For what its worth, this is for a armed forces promotion - that is the reason why we are using a Hummer.

Maybe I should have just asked for someone who is interested in helping out our armed forces!

OHHHHH NOOOO!,

I feel so guilty now?

Show us some links about your company and any other pertinate stuff. Telling us in the first place it was for the Armed Forces would have helped you.

But I highly doubt you speak the truth. You and your 14 year old son...err...ASSociate should put some thought in your trolling techniques.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

P.S.

My wife belongs to the DISCOWEB and she thinks you're a loser too.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Todd:
Good lord...you people (DRTYFN) are a bunch of JACK ASSES!


Apparently the folks on this board (except Steve R. who I met on the DISCOWEB site) are not a very intelligent community with relative and constructive suggestions. I got more info from the folks who own Land Rovers then all of you, and they laugh at H2 owners all day long. (except Steve R.)

Thanks for nothing. I am glad I own a Land Rover if this is the type of people I would encounter in an H2 outing or event.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Except for STEVE R! Except for STEVE R! SLURRRP! SLURRRP! LICK, LICK, SUCK , SUCK.....

FORGET IT! STEVE R Belongs to us! You can't have him!

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

Todd,

Why don't you buy it used and then sell it when you are done? Check the wholesale blue on the H2 given the miles, calculate the wholesale blue after the new miles you will be driving. I am sure the difference will be minimal given the 04's are just arriving (depreciation is already built in). This has got to be your best deal. You might even get away even on this if you work at it and only pay for the gas. There is really no risk this way you just have to secure the vehicle. I would consider it an investment with a return of 24K (2k per week for 12 weeks to rent), not really a return I guess but your net will be close to zero.

Is there a reason you won't do it this way?

Todd,
You sniveling little pussy.
When you don't get someone to lay their H2 at your feet you resort to such petty tactics as saying Discos laugh at H2s(like we give a ****). Did you think that H2 owners are a bunch of inept buffoons because the Disco owners say we bought "grocery-getters"? Is that your management style? I bet you're just like that manager in the movie "Office Space".
Why didn't you contact your local Hummer dealership or Gm corporate and try for a sponsorship? Maybe because you have a really small reptilian brain and sponge off the ideas of others? Or maybe you did, and you rubbed them the wrong way, just like you did to us. Prick.
Can't wait to give your company a call and ask about you and then post your coworkers' opinions here. Sound like fun? I does to me. I'm betting that you're a real treat to work with, you dick.

DRTYFN - for what it is worth...

I am currently in touch with the Hummer marketing department in South Bend, IN. They are reviewing the details of the promotion. I have also spoke with several dealerships - who by the way currently do not offer 3 month lease programs. Do you know of any that will?

What on earth would make you think it is a stupid idea to ask proud H2 Hummer owners if they want to get their vehicle involved with a program for our countries armed forces? Is that really that stupid of a questions to ask?

Better yet - why don't you just call me personally at my office? I would be happy to hear your justification for this BBS flame in person. - 858.837.0631 call any time please!

DRTYFN - funny, I just looked at your web site and noticed a nice picture of you in miltary fatigues.

That makes me wonder even more why you think this is such a stupid request.

Do tell...?

DRTYFN and Dennis are the board trolls. Just ignore them, they are worthless in every sense of the word.

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder

Ok! You can't pass this up! I will take a loss on my H2 and sell it to you for $40K but my wife goes with it! hehe!! BIG-C

White 03-H2-LUX

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OOps!

Looks like Detonate' been drinkin beer again this morning!

Detonate,
I give two squirts of **** for your insight.

He ain't heavy.....
He's ma HUMMER baby!
03 NUDE Pewter Lux H2
03 Dressed Range Rover

I considered the request of the original poster. It be nice to rent my truck out for 3 months and get back a couple grand to pay for a roof rack, winch, etc...

Unfortunatley my H2 is not my second vehicle, and I can't even imagine driving my wife to work every day in her car! Bleh!

It's not uncommon for people to look to personal owners to rent their vehicles. Many of the vehicles for show at the Texas Truck and SUV show were other peoples personal vehicles used to display after market products.

Movie companies rent people houses for movie shoots. Like I said, just ignore the asses on this board.

-Jim March
Arlington TX
2003 Red H2
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder